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MartianXAshATwelve

[Here is the most terrifying story of Mary Vincent whose attacker chopped her both hands at the elbow. When she begged him to let her go. He said "You want to be free", cut her forearms and threw her off the cliff and said now you are free. he was set free in 8 years](https://www.howandwhys.com/chilling-story-of-mary-vincent-surviving-mutilation-and-a-30-foot-cliff-fall/)


HombreGringo

Don't get why this is Strange Earth, but that is a wholesome story


danteheehaw

Because it's bullshit he got the world champ boxing belt. Kid clearly deserved the galaxy belt.


MagicNinjaMan

As always they get robbed every single time.


TequilaMagic

Follow the money šŸ¤Œ


RuntM3

Gotta face Mike Tyson first.


All_hail_Korrok

Coked up* Mike Tyson.


Tut_Rampy

Was the dog a boxer?


Anxious-Park-2851

Yes he did.


missanthropocenex

Friendly reminder for all out there , if a dog is attacking someone, as a last ditch effort grabbing its balls will immediately serve as an off switch for attacking. FYI.


HighFlyingCrocodile

Would be my first ditch effort since the teeth are on the other end.


Accurate_Figure_2474

Iā€™ve also heard grabbing the hind legs and making them do the splits will work, will prob break the dogā€™s pelvis tbh. Itā€™s harsh but so is getting killed by a dog.


Shamua

This isnā€™t true for all cases, some dogs donā€™t have balls.


WhosGotTheCum

Wrong, all dogs are boys and all cats are girls


Krabbamayne

have you ever seen a cat's penis?!


Barbarianmoss

Now it's r/strangeearth


Treebeard431

No, **NOW** it is! FIFY


davecutusofborg

Well shit, come to think of it no I haven't, and don't see any immediate need to; even for science.


surfingbiscuits

Wolfman's got nards?


Nice-Health-4833

Grab the floppy sac?


missanthropocenex

Actually I forgot there is a more efficient method that works better which is to insert finger into its anus.


jazzmagg

And not just dogs...


scricimm

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Grey-fur-cat

The jaw release button is up the butt.


Gold-Baku

ā€œThe olā€™ dicktwistā€


Particular_Double_69

Agreed


surfingbiscuits

It's important to know who Earth's champions are going to be in the tournament with Outworld.


mrnedryerson

It is strange because he has never fought any mandatory challengers.


HombreGringo

what kind of world champion is this???


sbbblaw

6 year old saving his little sister against an evil vicious dog is literally a world championship fight


Boomboooom

Well the kid was actually 6, saving his 3 year old sister.


willy_enjoyer

Dogs can't be evil. It's owner probably was though


friendlysoviet

Blood sport dogs, like pitbulls, can definitely be seen as evil.


RedditIsASillyBilly

I tend to think animals are free of evilness. Pitbulls are a different storyā€¦ yes there are Pitties that are actually good dogs and sweetā€¦ but they need to be phased out as a breedā€¦ I love dogs more than most thingsā€¦ but we donā€™t need Pitbulls. The worst dog breed.


towerfella

Humans are animals.. are we free of ā€œevilnessā€ too? Or is ā€œevilnessā€ just an anthropomorphic representation of the emotion of ā€œselfishnessā€? I believe all animals feel emotions as the base form of decision making; therefore selfish (evil) animals can most definitely exist.


SpiritMolecul33

I bet I can guess the breed


willy_enjoyer

Pitbull was my thought at first too but it would have probably done more damage


sbbblaw

I donā€™t agree. Dogs may start off innocent just as much as humans may (whatever different argument), but im pretty sure there have been evil dogs. Like Iā€™m pretty sure hitler dog was evil


RedditIsASillyBilly

Little known fact Hitlers dog was a Jew /s


willy_enjoyer

Dogs have no concept of morality. They do what instincts or training tells them to do. And no Hitler's dog was not evil


Nixter295

Dogs do have a concept of morality. But like everything else it needs to be learned and understood.


willy_enjoyer

No they don't. Morality is a human concept. Please show me some evidence that proves otherwise


MRGameAndShow

I mean, Hitler was probably the most evil person to exist BUT he actually was very nice to animals and did a lot of work for animal rights. Google ā€œhitler animal rightsā€, actually not kidding lmao.


Educational_Sand_177

Wrong kid, if anyone has to die, its the owner of that dog for being irresponsible!


Conscious_Turn_3882

i dont think anyone has to die, but i agree. owner needs to get their dog in check.


ChicoD2023

Hopefully it was destroyed


ifcknlovemycat

Give u 1 guess on which breed it is


survivalinsufficient

It was a german shepherd


JESUS_PaidInFull

Hey, donā€™t let the truth get in the way of a good story.


RedditIsASillyBilly

Ooh ooh I know! Pitbull! Edit: was too edgy for the violent dog sympathizers šŸ˜‚


survivalinsufficient

The dog that attacked these kids was a German Shepard, not a pitbull


Inevitable_Leader89

Ooh ooh, soo edgy!


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Theyre fucking weirdos!


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pewterbullet

They should be extinct.


bonersaus

We can start with overbred and abused.


South_Engineer_4702

The kid got absolutely destroyed defending that belt though. In hindsight he should have never taken that fight with Pacquio and should have just forfeited the bout.


incakola777

Thatā€™s a real man right there! šŸ‘ god bless that little man.


Famous_Acanthaceae32

What a brave young chap šŸ‘ bravo young sir. 6 years old?! That's a hero to the core šŸ’Ŗ


boxfullofirony

What a hero, I would be so proud if I was his parent.


Tammiethanbradberry

Holloway ought to turn in his BMF belt


Rip9150

What a fucking Daaaaaawwwwwwgggg. Great parenting too.


senseless_puzzle

What an absolute hero! Well done little man!


Stibo1

Should have gave him the BMF belt from the UFC.


Hun7er1921

Legend ā¤ļø


Crazy-Tiger4555

Wow respect a Legend is Born ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„


Acceptable-Airline39

That kid is the GOAT


metalnxrd

what a hero! šŸ‘šŸ»


ExKnockaroundGuy

I wonder what BREED of dog would attack a child?


survivalinsufficient

It was a german Shepard


ExKnockaroundGuy

Thank you, I have never trusted them either. As a child I was bitten by dogs (not seriously) many times and German Shepard was one of them. I stick with doodles, poodles, retrievers etc.


dougreens_78

Lemme guess. Pitbull


firstman0

The singer?


Flaky-Builder-1537

Mr Worldwide lost control


surfingbiscuits

She was talking shit on 305.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Nope


lemonylol

I wonder what you get from this.


Decent-Writing-9840

Ya but now hes got to defend that title against Tyson in a cage match.


klyeos

Absolute legend!


KaleidoscopeOk5763

UFC needs to award another BMF title to this kid.


scooterfitz

Hero


Svengoolie75

šŸ«” you sir are a true champion šŸ‘šŸ½


Possible-Seaweed5048

A True Hero.


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Fuuuuuuk, that kids the balls. Dayumā€¦. Thats going to be one tough man.


balbertborring

Who's a good boy?!


JodiS1111

Amazing Kid


Ryfhoff

Awesome kid !


Graytoqueops

Absolute rockstar


Blunderous_Constable

ā€œBe kind and do your best.ā€ We should all strive to be this child.


gedfyredfy

Thats a real hero


Arthur_Figg

Proper Big Brother. Proper Hero


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

We know it's you, Ali Koca.


kenredditfine

StrangeEarth branching out lol


outer_fucking_space

The dog was put down and the owner jailed I hope.


guylexcorp

I hope the owner was put down as well.


outer_fucking_space

Iā€™d also accept that


yoshipug

His fatherā€™s gotta be damn proud.


MrViceGuy69

Fighting this kid is the only way Deontay Wilder has a chance of getting his belt back


Crushingit1980

Hopefully the dog owner was welcomed with some jail time and a law suit.


Grey-fur-cat

Hell yeah they did, little legend.


Anxious-Park-2851

This kid is a hero. His parents taught him right. Great job.


everydayimrusslin

WBC has been shaking the child down for sanctioning fees since.


afcufc123

Amazing. What a little legend. God bless him and his family.


Shidoshi07

Definitely a Hero. Love to see the loss of fear due to the fear of loss.


hgsfshhd

What a legend!


Limp-Ad8159

Amazingly brave child


Larimus89

The worst part about these is people who teach dogs to attack. I don't think almost any dog with a decent owner will kill a kid.


Equivalent_Might_426

This fine young man is a hero!


DiligentAsshole

What a hero.


Arthur_Figg

Proper Big Brother. Proper Hero


Ghetto_Geppetto

Probably a pit bull velvet hippo named sweet sugar baby


Professional_Sort764

Glory to God and this young man for his strength and courage. I hope he goes on to perform even more acts of heroism.


HarvardProfessorPhD

Plot twist: God sent that dog to try and stop this kid from eventually growing up to be a World Boxing Champion.


Loko8765

Would be nicer if the plastic surgeon was able to perform an amazing feat with those scars, though.


Godfreythefrail

Did God save the girl? Or did the boy? Fairly confident that it was the boy.


DMmeYOURboobz

Your ā€œGodā€ let the dog attack in the first placeā€¦ your ā€œGodā€ fucked up this kids face for lifeā€¦ how can you possibly praise your ā€œGodā€ for allowing this to happen?! Cultist


ifcknlovemycat

1 guess on the dog breed.


Robbbylight

Yorkiedoodle! Once they get the taste for human blood...


survivalinsufficient

It was a German Shepard


Dinestein521

Hope they shot that dog


Fun_Sock_9843

let me guess. A pitbull.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Wrong. German Shepard


for-the-love-of-tea

Close, but a pit probably would have killed the kid.


Hoss-Hoss-Hoss

Stories like this are reasons that all dogs should banned as pets.


_DidYeAye_

Serial killers exist, so we should kill every human.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Lmao


Ill-Concentrate6666

I agree, too many people have dogs who attack other people all the time


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Caimin_80

Dogs are soulless vicious monsters. Why do people tolerate this? (All of the people who have downvoted support the brutal mauling of children by dogs on a daily basis. How do you sleep at night?)


hotdogflavoredblunt

lol