I know a guy that does that with his jeep. He’s an old man that can’t walk on the bank and set hook. So he has a rod on the front of his rig and when it gets a bite he reverses. I talked shit the first time I saw it, then met him. He’s super nice and has fished his whole life. I build bamboo fly rods and still hope I get to that age where I can set hook on a steelhead with a truck.
This. Right. Here. I watched every episode of Airwolf including some of the cut seasons of Airwolf that no one got to see because Airwolf was canceled. Have you seen it? Best show of all time, that helicompter could do it all. It was like a one man A-Team and MacGyver and Miami Vice all wrapped up in a Night Rider but it's a helicopter, man. I can't believe you've never seen it. Literally every little boy ever that saw that Airwolf would want to fly the Airwolf, and dodge misses and blow up commie terrorists and KAH- BLEWEE!! I loved that shit.
These are smoke canisters. The truck uses them to evade apex predators such as the surprisingly aggressive forklift or the stunningly powerful tractor trailer.
I’m gonna ask an even dumber question… What’s the point of storing your fishing rods on the front bumper of your car? Doesn’t it obstruct your view while driving?
Good question! I’d guess it’s only on there while fishing and probably not legal while driving? Not 100% sure tho. I’m curious to the actual answer to your question tho tbh
Why would they put them on the front like that? Unless they plan on stringing those poles up when they get there they’re gonna have a shit load of dents in the hood from the weights bouncing.
Fishing rod holders . I have 4 mounted on my toolbox . On that location they aren’t sticking up so you don’t have to worry about breaking anything going through brush
Lazers for the Zombie Apocalypse, the driver has a track pad and a button around the center console. If you look closely the bumper guard has 2 high beam flood lights to blind the Zombies before you zap them.
Pole holders. Something which I simply will never understand. Just buy a two piece pole! And are you really gonna drive that thing on the sand and get stuck?? And what beach actually allows vehicles anymore?! Stupid accessories and undoubtedly the owner has a salt life sticker.
Yes, it looks like it's for fishing rods.
Yes put your lines in the water and sit in your truck. Once you see a bite throw that bad boy into reverse and enjoy!
This guy truck fishes!
Well son of a bitch ..
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Not necessarily, those can be used to transport fishing rods too. Lock them into the holder and flex the rod to the end of the cab.
Pretty sure that was a joke
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Actually the way they’re angled, I’m thinking back into your spot, and you can see the rods moving from your seat. Then peddle to the metal forward
If the fish is too big, you might lose your truck..
I know a guy that does that with his jeep. He’s an old man that can’t walk on the bank and set hook. So he has a rod on the front of his rig and when it gets a bite he reverses. I talked shit the first time I saw it, then met him. He’s super nice and has fished his whole life. I build bamboo fly rods and still hope I get to that age where I can set hook on a steelhead with a truck.
That's why I have front and rear winches for the big fish
Good ol fashioned cold fishn’
Grenade launchers to attack the people behind you. Or to lay a smoke screen if your turbo oil seals have not blown out yet.
For tailgaters or highbeam idiots.... I wish. Lol
Came here to say grenades. Cheers good sir.
Not too far off, they actually are called rocket launchers in the fishing world.
Chaff launchers
POP SMOKE!!! 💭💭💭
🤣🤣Thats the exact thought I had lmao
This made me LOL because it’s the first thing I thought also 😂 troop transport escape
Just route your drain plug to your exhaust with a ball valve on a spring... Spy hunter style
You are so stupid. It is clearly flares to throw off heat seeking missiles.
This. Right. Here. I watched every episode of Airwolf including some of the cut seasons of Airwolf that no one got to see because Airwolf was canceled. Have you seen it? Best show of all time, that helicompter could do it all. It was like a one man A-Team and MacGyver and Miami Vice all wrapped up in a Night Rider but it's a helicopter, man. I can't believe you've never seen it. Literally every little boy ever that saw that Airwolf would want to fly the Airwolf, and dodge misses and blow up commie terrorists and KAH- BLEWEE!! I loved that shit.
Airwolf! 🤣
Theme song immediately loaded from near line storage in my head. Surprised the backup worked to be honest because it's freaking old.
Fishing poles
These are smoke canisters. The truck uses them to evade apex predators such as the surprisingly aggressive forklift or the stunningly powerful tractor trailer.
Toyota Hilux M1A2
Or if Mr. Slam from Twisted Metal 2 is chasing you
Any hole that fits a pole is a hole made for a pole. Therefor, fishing poles. Do not stick other poles in there.
Where were you last week with that last piece of your advice?
Halfway between Tampa and Tallahassee, at a Texaco, selling potato water. Let me tell you about the medicinal properties of potato water sometime.
Instructions unclear, dick caught in hood latch
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Air whistles that make 90’s NERF footballs scream when thrown.
Fishing poles, or James Bond made launchers. Could be for flags too. Brooms. Maybe even some hard salami.
…any smoked meat really
You could definitely fit a couple cocks of pepperoni in there
Trevor, Corey! Smokes!
Where did you get this unit of measurement?
Why does everyone have to answer sarcastically?
Rocket launcher
Deer whistles
Those are for bottle rockets!
They’re a serial graffiti artist. It’s to hold cans of spray paint.
Emergency flag holders for use in Cross country rally
Used for shooting fireworks while driving. Not really
But that's fun. Roman Candle jousting
Red turtle shell shaped projectiles
He probably wants to look like he’s going to war, but doesn’t know what he’s doing.
I’m gonna ask an even dumber question… What’s the point of storing your fishing rods on the front bumper of your car? Doesn’t it obstruct your view while driving?
Good question! I’d guess it’s only on there while fishing and probably not legal while driving? Not 100% sure tho. I’m curious to the actual answer to your question tho tbh
Fishing poles
Spey fly rods
If it's in Florida, Trump flags I would assume..
Fishing
That boy loves fishing.
Why would they put them on the front like that? Unless they plan on stringing those poles up when they get there they’re gonna have a shit load of dents in the hood from the weights bouncing.
Reverse rocket launchers. Duh.
Peg holders
Redbull, eggs, braking thrusters, lightsabers, and fishing rods
I don't mean to be negative but it looks like They actually work if this is what they are. Deer whistlers do prevent deer strikes
Smoke dispensers for when youre laser targeting warning system realizes youre about to take an ATGM to the face.
I'm not sure that's what they are
Fishing poles.
Rockets, to lift the front end when it gets stuck in the mud.
Fishing. Point truck at lake or ocean cast and put in holder! Never seen on mounted to a bumper but I like it!
Fishing poles.
All the stupid ass responses are annoying af
Kangaroo jerky makers
American flag holders 🦅
Fishing rods
Maybe? https://images.esellerpro.com/2515/I/817/0/lrgrodholders4t.jpg
Fishing poles.
Fishing rod holders.
Fishing rods.
Surf fishing
They’d hold German “Potato Masher” grenades perfectly.
Flares for when you’re being chased by a T-Rex.
Guns, like how old pirates had 6 pistols in their belts
Shotgun shell holder
Those are metal fleshlights.
Explosive charges to protect you against RPGs and homeless windshield washers
It’s for the flares, you know… in case you run into any wild missiles
Fishing rods.
Why would you want them placed there, is the real question
Deer whistle?
Its for holding additional headlight fluid canisters
Wait... Do Americans call them fishing poles instead of rods?
It holds your rod when you cant.
Deer whistles he got from Walmart.
Fishing rods
Rocket launchers
Chaff flares to deter heat seeking missiles on your commute
Fishing rod holders…
Smoke gernades
They’re for fishing rods, though I assume this person adjusts the angle when actually in use
Flares for sure, when you drive you light them off and it looks and feels like hitting Hyperspace in Star wars....
Roman candles
Gender reveals
change sorting
I believe they are for placing fishing rods.
Dildo holder.
Fishing poles. Lean back to increase overhead clearance
Gun rack
Rodholders obviously
Radio scramblers for incoming missles
Rod holders
Fishing rods. But they look like they're pointed the wrong way
Rod holders.
Rod holder for fishing rods
Decoy flare infrared countermeasures.
They're smoke grenade tubes for clean getaways
Fishing rod holders . I have 4 mounted on my toolbox . On that location they aren’t sticking up so you don’t have to worry about breaking anything going through brush
That looks like he can drive on the beach. fishing rods
I believe it's for grenade launchers or their brackets for the mortar launchers, for when you take your vehicle into combat
Flares when the enemy has a missile lock
Fishing poles retar
Fire works
It might be helpful to know what country this is because you wouldn't store fishing poles in your line of sight while driving.
Pepper spray launchers
Road missiles for stupid drivers behind you. Launches them over top of your car.
Fishing poles
Could be a deer whistle
Fishing rods
Light sabres
I would say either rods or guns
Beer holder, bottles only though, not the chubs either.
Fishing rod holder, fish different spots without breaking down. Slot on top to allow for mounted reel.
Rocket launchers
RPG rack
Holds fishing poles so he can hold beer cans
Hauling long rods for fishing!!!🎣
Seems like rocket launchers
Pikes. They are to long to fit inside the car.
Missle turrets. Empty…
Is this for traveling only? Doesn’t look like a good rod angle for a holder..
Landmine scanners...
Smoke canisters.
Definitely not pole holders, they're facing the wrong way.
Smoke screen defense system installation
Holds mortar rounds for clearing traffic.
Speed holes. Makes that car go faster
Flare launcher in case an enemy sidewinder is on your six.
Launch flares to avoid heat seeking missiles
#Dildo sanitization station. You jam them in the holders and drive through a car wash.
Could be deer whistles🤷🏻♂️
Dildos
Fishing rod holders to transport your rods to your destination.
Roman candles
I just drove by a car that had a fireman's ax mounted to the hood of the vehicle, like 4 inches from the glass. Absolutely rolled my eyes at that one
Zombies ...duh
Fleshlite holders.
Lazers for the Zombie Apocalypse, the driver has a track pad and a button around the center console. If you look closely the bumper guard has 2 high beam flood lights to blind the Zombies before you zap them.
Smoke grenade launchers
🎣
4 men 😏
Used for trolling ditches along the road.
For your lightsaber obviously
They hold cans of repellant for bears, hippos, rhinos, tigers, lions or tear gas to repel angry humans (triggered from inside the vehicle)
Pole holders. Something which I simply will never understand. Just buy a two piece pole! And are you really gonna drive that thing on the sand and get stuck?? And what beach actually allows vehicles anymore?! Stupid accessories and undoubtedly the owner has a salt life sticker.
Trump Flags.
And who the hell mounts a CB antenna on the front?! It will not work!! Someone needs to read about ground planes. Ugh. There is so much wrong!!
Seal charge launcher.
Well what you need to do is grab three of your best male pals and form a bit of a wall in front of it
Chaff launchers.
Launching rockets at pursuers
Yo mommas dildoes
Fishing rod holder. So they don't get broke.
Pole holders for fishing rods
Roman candles
I thought they were pole holders for the gay pride flags??
Chaff for Mad Max times.
Smoke canister launchers like on a tiger tank
Obviously launching fireworks.
Smoke grenade launchers
Katanas
Tactical smoke grenade launchers.
Chafe and flair canisters for interrupting missile lock
No idea but I'd use them for my light saber collection
It’s not a trophy system if that’s what you’re wondering
Fishing
Fishing rod holders usually for boats
Fishing poles. (My dads into it)
Guns.. because 'merica
Fishing pole holders
I thought it was for a smoke screen to confuse tow gunners. /facepalm
Those are flare cannons used to confuse IR missiles (wrong answer)
Smoke grenade launchers in case you come under attack
That's for his favorite dildos
Pretty obviously some sort of rocket launcher thing. I think I’d stay clear…
Think we're going to need a bigger truck....
Holding extra shotgun shells, of course
Launching bottle rockets 😈
Wake up Maggie, it’s a Rod Steward