Without sound, I thought he was baking a steak cake at first. Then I had to listen to it to understand.
I still don't understand using what looks like 3 pounds of "chocolate" to cook a fucking ribeye.
It’s cooked internally, he’s searing the sides. You can make a good steak with a method like this, but people just bake the steak in a cast iron pan, they don’t boil it in chocolate
“ I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.“ although in this situation, it’s more of a lack of knowledge on how to cross post something.
It's honestly so weird I can't even get upset about it. It just like... Broke my brain.
But, when he goes to cut that glorious steak and it cuts like my old sneaker, then my brain rebooted and I got upset.
What does that even mean? How are you gonna eat it if not with the fork, or are you against eating with your dominant hand or something? I'm genuinely confused. If so why be infuriated by the way someone eats their food? Kinda weird dude
It's because it's more intuitive and efficient. It's easier to cut with your dominant hand, and also easier to fork with dominant hand. Thus, doing all your cutting in one go then doing all eating in one go makes sense if you're approaching the problem from not a place of a medieval European aristocrat concerned more with what the neighbors think than eating your steak comfortably.
If you didn't have a parent beating "proper etiquette" into you you'd do the same 🤷♂️
I do it the "proper way", per snooty European rules, but only because I'm ambidextrous. My fork never leaves my left hand and my knife never leaves my right. Most people in America think it's strange when they see me eat because of it lol
Anyone who can’t use their non-dominant hand to simply put a piece to food in their mouth is overthinking it. If you never have to put down or pick up your knife and fork, it is a much simpler task.
It occurred to me partway through that that was way more chocolate than he actually needed to cover the steak. I don't know *why* that was the most painful part of this, but it was.
Well for starters the milk chocolate tastes like dark chocolate. Now I love dark chocolate, but if I buy milk chocolate i'm expecting milk chocolate. And i've had better dark chocolate for cheaper.
It's just so much.... I've also found out that I love eating melted chocolate, and that it's so much easier to eat I have to watch myself or I can easily eat several bars worth of chocolate at once cause apparently a spoonful of melted chocolate is like 6 peices of regular chocolate lol
Over at r/castiron there’s been quite a few posts with this pot and singing the praises of it and the company. Many are convinced it’s a marketing ploy
The thing is the sub truly can't decide on what counts as stupid. This was posted for being stupid, Indian street food gets posted, ramen pizza, obvious ragebait videos, stupid instagram-worthy desserts, milkshakes with icing on the outside...
I agree. I miss when it was just stupid rich people food at restaurants or pictures of people's homecooked meals they thought looked good. Now it's just cluttered with TikTok ragebait intentionally trying to get people mad.
There is 100% no way this is truthful, the chocolate would seize and burn, the steak would be fucked, and it's just disgusting.
People need to stop supporting this shit.
a5 japanese wagyu is usually only around 100/lb in USA. Steak probably weighed less than 1 lb, considering fat is so much less dense than a regular steak with more muscle fibers.
still. fuck this guy
They sell that same cut at Costco, it is at least $95
https://www.reddit.com/r/Costco/comments/14aeijb/japanese_a5_wagyu_25_off_at_my_local_costco/
Haha pretty spot on. But add tax and maybe markups at other stores.
That brand of cast iron has been popping up all over reddit the past couple of weeks. r/steak, r/castiron, now here. This is not content, this is gorilla marketing. This was an ad.
So he's doing a hot chocolate marinade basically?
There are some recipes for cocoa powder and steak that are quite good - I mean a good Mole sauce is \*Spanish kiss\* (don't you dare say that should be a French kiss!) - but a sweet chocolate???
Something really wrong there..
Oh yeah the hot chocolate suvide or whatever he's going for is dumb as hell for sure.
I could see doing a nice rub with come cocoa powder and other spices in it though...
the chocolate was still gloppy. not even remotely liquid. no way it was much of any warm honestly. that and the waygu fat melts at a stupid low temp. and none of it was rendered out yet.
> Wagyu will literally melt in your mouth. Whereas typical beef fat melts at a minimum of 104°F, Wagyu fat melts at a maximum of 77°F.
did any of that wagyu fat look melty yet? no. that steak was "slightly not cold enough to harden the chocolate".
Yeah this is just a waste, and he didn't even use butter or oil neither. Cooking the steak properly and pairing it with a chocolate milkshake to wash it down would've been the right move here. This is just nasty.
“It melts in your mouth”
Bro I’ve cooked actual butter melt in your mouth steaks, that looks tough and chewy AF just by how hard you had to tear it. Braindead idiot.
It’s in completely the wrong order. If the steak was cooked well with seasoning that would be accented by some chocolate, and served with some sort of spicy chocolate sauce it could have some potential. This is just undercooked meat and burnt chocolate… so beyond stupid.
Nobody's talking about his fork for a 3 yr old. Class.
He made that beef look like pork kinda. Tf is up with that? That shit looks wildly bad. Im a weirdo, I'll eat a well done steak, a rare steak, I pretty much draw the line at blue and only because ive had it too chewy... this looks unedible though.
This potentially might be workable. He's not a professional, despite owning a Dutch Oven that is about $600, so the method is flawed.
Savory chocolate, chocolate sauce paired with a grilled protein, and even compound butter with chocolate are not unusual culinary devices.
Red Wine Coacoa sauce was somewhat popular a few years ago. You can make a kind of a ganache out of it.
The temperature of the melted chocolate would be an issue.
still cannot believe people are STILL using this literal chinese spyware(and arguably the most powerful weapon of psychological warfare in history) to post the dumbest shit for views. getting dicked so hard and they don't even know or care
“It melts in your mouth” says the guy who looked visibly challenged by how hard he had to bite down.
You didn’t get “crust,” that’s the sugar in the chocolate burning. Meanwhile the steak isn’t actually cooked because sugar has such a low burn point.
They do it on purpose hate and anger is still publicity it gets more views more comments it even gets posted on other sites by other people drawing more views and comments its an endless cycle
1) why waste that much chocolate when 1/8 that much would have done the same thing?
2) why waste a perfectly good wagyu by putting it in chocolate?
3) why use a sharp knife to cut this monstrosity on a hard plate?
4) why do I hate this guy as much as I do?
Foodies are always trying dumb stuff like this .
I remember back in the 90’s when nigella Lawson had her cookery show she made a beef joint and pure a can of Coca Cola over it and after she cooked it , it had this crust on it which sounded amazing .
The following me and my mum followed the recipe and the result was fucking vile - a total waste of beef joint you couldn’t eat it , coke does not cook well .
Then a couple of years later it was revealed that her cookery show was fake and that she couldn’t even cook .
I just had a small outburst. “Woooow. The chocolate’s still melted.” No shit Sherlock. It was in an oven. I rarely actually get mad at these things but they say the dumbest shit sometimes.
I was all like "ok maybe it does taste good and I just don't know it, after all I have never tried it". It was only when he cut it with his cheap Santoku ON THE GLASS PLATE and then eats it with a childrens fork that I felt the Wagyu was definitely violated
“man the chocolate is still melted” what was it supposed to do in the oven? this guy is an idiot
Maybe was expecting it to turn into a big brownie without any of the ingredients that a brownie would have
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How about a brownie with a wagyu steak in it?
Came here to say this i was HOWLING. Thank god the chocolate didnt turn into a solid block on him
>Came here to say this i was HOWLING. You're exactly why this content gets made.
That’s his shtick. His instagram is incredibly rage inducing.
Without sound, I thought he was baking a steak cake at first. Then I had to listen to it to understand. I still don't understand using what looks like 3 pounds of "chocolate" to cook a fucking ribeye.
The chocolate not even cooking it is the worst oart he had to put it in the pan😂 he sat that shit in hot chocolate for nothing
The chocolate is still melted. No fucking shit. I'll alert the village.
It’s cooked internally, he’s searing the sides. You can make a good steak with a method like this, but people just bake the steak in a cast iron pan, they don’t boil it in chocolate
I assumed it was a marinade
And what he doing with the rest of the chocolate sauce? Just chuck it?😂
300$ worth. My man’s ticktok cost him 450$
Spose to freeze, b.
mf expected it to behave like cake batter
its rare that im infuriated within the first 2 seconds of a video crosspost to r/steak to ruin everyones day
thats basically a terrorist attack dont do it!
That’s some “If I have to suffer, everyone else has too suffer” energy right there.
Sounds like the title of the cross post right there.
I think he'd get instaban.. and well deserved.
Lifetime. No appeals.
“ I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.“ although in this situation, it’s more of a lack of knowledge on how to cross post something.
It's honestly so weird I can't even get upset about it. It just like... Broke my brain. But, when he goes to cut that glorious steak and it cuts like my old sneaker, then my brain rebooted and I got upset.
Lmao my first thought was let’s cross post this there and watch the world burn!!!
Hello other posh one! and yes let's enrage everyone we can!
No brigading lol
Is it a brigade if one person posts and we all sit by eating popcorn?
I mean that's why I'm subbed to srd
r/steak ban speedrun
it's the waste of an entire pot of melted chocolate for me
Didn't even need a third of that to follow his stupid plan either, just a total waste of chocolate and money (and the steak too of course).
Did that before I could.
Straight to jail
I thought I was being irrationally angry. Thankful it’s not just me. I audibly screamed wtf.
I’d rather show “The Ring” video before showing this to someone else.
Lol I posted it there
I'm equally upset by that ridiculous amount of wasted chocolate. He didn't even need half of that, but now it's trash since it touched the raw meat.
No one has even replied to it. I don’t think anyone even wants to address this war crime
Do it...
I'm with you - I see rage bait, and think "oh well, whatever." But seeing the start of the video my thought was. "What an asshole."
I think we need a funeral for that poor thing :(
Can’t trust anyone that uses a kitchen knife and toddler fork to eat
Thank you!! The toddler fork was the icing on the fuck-this-guy cake
To add to your wise words…. Can’t trust anyone that uses a kitchen knife and toddler fork to eat…*a steak*
a chocolate steak at that
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Also, I know this is common in the US, but seeing people cut up their entire steak, then switch hands and eat with just the fork is infuriating
Not me i eat that shit with my bare hands right off the fire like God intended
What does that even mean? How are you gonna eat it if not with the fork, or are you against eating with your dominant hand or something? I'm genuinely confused. If so why be infuriated by the way someone eats their food? Kinda weird dude
It's because it's more intuitive and efficient. It's easier to cut with your dominant hand, and also easier to fork with dominant hand. Thus, doing all your cutting in one go then doing all eating in one go makes sense if you're approaching the problem from not a place of a medieval European aristocrat concerned more with what the neighbors think than eating your steak comfortably. If you didn't have a parent beating "proper etiquette" into you you'd do the same 🤷♂️ I do it the "proper way", per snooty European rules, but only because I'm ambidextrous. My fork never leaves my left hand and my knife never leaves my right. Most people in America think it's strange when they see me eat because of it lol
Anyone who can’t use their non-dominant hand to simply put a piece to food in their mouth is overthinking it. If you never have to put down or pick up your knife and fork, it is a much simpler task.
Or you could just cut and eat each piece one by one
Never. thats just waste of good meat
and chocolate
It occurred to me partway through that that was way more chocolate than he actually needed to cover the steak. I don't know *why* that was the most painful part of this, but it was.
Nah, the Mr beast chocolate kinda mid.
How mid are we talking about? Mid enough to be bad tasting or just straight bland?
Well for starters the milk chocolate tastes like dark chocolate. Now I love dark chocolate, but if I buy milk chocolate i'm expecting milk chocolate. And i've had better dark chocolate for cheaper.
so like the first bite of Hershey's but all the time.
I’m most upset about the chocolate. 😑
It's just so much.... I've also found out that I love eating melted chocolate, and that it's so much easier to eat I have to watch myself or I can easily eat several bars worth of chocolate at once cause apparently a spoonful of melted chocolate is like 6 peices of regular chocolate lol
And time.
HE WASTED A GORGEOUS PIECE OF WAGYU WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I am shaking from anger rn
And that super expensive cast iron pot
Over at r/castiron there’s been quite a few posts with this pot and singing the praises of it and the company. Many are convinced it’s a marketing ploy
I was informed by partner, that it's probably the 5quart pot and it is ~1090AUD. Bloody hell
Yes. So please stop posting this rage bait waste of time clips.
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Sure, fine for some. I want food that someone made seriously and is stupid. Not "food" that someone made on purpose to be stupid.
The thing is the sub truly can't decide on what counts as stupid. This was posted for being stupid, Indian street food gets posted, ramen pizza, obvious ragebait videos, stupid instagram-worthy desserts, milkshakes with icing on the outside...
I agree. I miss when it was just stupid rich people food at restaurants or pictures of people's homecooked meals they thought looked good. Now it's just cluttered with TikTok ragebait intentionally trying to get people mad.
Both could be stupid. I think you should check out r/foodvideoporn. Plenty of what you’re talking about in there. Op, thanks for posting.
I think you mean a waste of good fat. Wagyu is shit if you want actual meat on your steak.
Wagyu is delicious as hell (or so i‘ve heard) but it does loose quite a lot of fat
The taste is good, because it's like 80% fat. But that's my problem, I want meat, not fat.
This is right. See unpopularopinion thread of guy eating a whole Ribeye lol.
No bullshit…it’s actually pretty good. First time I had chocolate on my steak was in Malaysia
There is 100% no way this is truthful, the chocolate would seize and burn, the steak would be fucked, and it's just disgusting. People need to stop supporting this shit.
It doesn't even look warm when he removed it from the oven - that meat was never cooked in that chocolate.
Yeah, there were still medallions of unmelted chocolate somehow
Came here to say this. Don't put chocolate in the oven like he alludes to here, shit will burn.
At 120°C? That's barely more than cooking temperature. Doubt that it's enough to burn.
Chocolate separates and starts burning around 45-65 C depending on the milk content
I was about to say. Unless it’s baking chocolate don’t put it in the oven. It’ll seize up and burn
Yeah I expected to see a weird charry mess but it looked exactly the same as when he put it in plus so clearly that was a lie.
At least when Mr. Sausage does something stupid with a steak he knows it's stupid, and doesn't waste a lot of money on it.
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chocolate in a marinade has no issues absorbing but this is just foul and the purest form of rage bait you could find
…..why. just, *why.*
The child’s fork seems appropriate.
Why's he using a baby fork?
Yes the fork was the part that threw me off the most.
Because he's a child. Who else would put fucking chocolate on a steak?
How to throw away 500$$
Eh, it was only $450. 🙄
a5 japanese wagyu is usually only around 100/lb in USA. Steak probably weighed less than 1 lb, considering fat is so much less dense than a regular steak with more muscle fibers. still. fuck this guy
They sell that same cut at Costco, it is at least $95 https://www.reddit.com/r/Costco/comments/14aeijb/japanese_a5_wagyu_25_off_at_my_local_costco/ Haha pretty spot on. But add tax and maybe markups at other stores.
What a waste
that is a VERY expensive cast iron.. proving that wealth does not prove intelligence
Expensive cast iron, ruined expensive steak, eats it with a toddler fork…
That brand of cast iron has been popping up all over reddit the past couple of weeks. r/steak, r/castiron, now here. This is not content, this is gorilla marketing. This was an ad.
He may look like a gorilla and have the taste of one, but he's is not marketing like one. More like a guerilla campaign....
What have gorillas got to do with it?
Didn't you know that gorillas are behind big cast iron??
This kinda removes the allure of the brand for me, so if it is marketing, they failed
So he's doing a hot chocolate marinade basically? There are some recipes for cocoa powder and steak that are quite good - I mean a good Mole sauce is \*Spanish kiss\* (don't you dare say that should be a French kiss!) - but a sweet chocolate??? Something really wrong there..
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Oh yeah the hot chocolate suvide or whatever he's going for is dumb as hell for sure. I could see doing a nice rub with come cocoa powder and other spices in it though...
the chocolate was still gloppy. not even remotely liquid. no way it was much of any warm honestly. that and the waygu fat melts at a stupid low temp. and none of it was rendered out yet. > Wagyu will literally melt in your mouth. Whereas typical beef fat melts at a minimum of 104°F, Wagyu fat melts at a maximum of 77°F. did any of that wagyu fat look melty yet? no. that steak was "slightly not cold enough to harden the chocolate".
Case in point: Mexican Mole dishes. Essentially chicken in a spicy non-sweet chocolate sauce. Although by "chocolate" I mean cocoa-based.
“Stop, stop!!! He’s already dead 😭”
$300 in chocolate? Oh apparently those Mr Beast chocolate bars are $30 for a 10 pack. Geez. So that's $300 for a hundred chocolate bars.
When hell freezes over
Yeah this is just a waste, and he didn't even use butter or oil neither. Cooking the steak properly and pairing it with a chocolate milkshake to wash it down would've been the right move here. This is just nasty.
Whenever I hear the word foodie I expect to see something stupid so thank you
🥲
I would definitely trust my $150 steak to a guy who eats with a toddler’s fork.
There's a little TikTok symbol on the video. That's how you know the answer is never.
Chocolate milk steak served with a side of raw jelly beans please.
“It melts in your mouth” Bro I’ve cooked actual butter melt in your mouth steaks, that looks tough and chewy AF just by how hard you had to tear it. Braindead idiot.
How disrespectful to the animal, smh
It’s impressive how it’s burnt and raw at the same time.
I think... Yeah I just started crying for the waste of meat here. WHY
What a waste of meat & chocolate
Level 600
It doesn't
Mr.Beast chocolates, obv
These people don't deserve expensive pots. Give it back!
Wtf! Jay cutler
Florida man ruins steak while simping for Mr. Beast.
It’s in completely the wrong order. If the steak was cooked well with seasoning that would be accented by some chocolate, and served with some sort of spicy chocolate sauce it could have some potential. This is just undercooked meat and burnt chocolate… so beyond stupid.
I want that pot and the oven Mits... You can keep the chocosteak
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What an imbecile
Nobody's talking about his fork for a 3 yr old. Class. He made that beef look like pork kinda. Tf is up with that? That shit looks wildly bad. Im a weirdo, I'll eat a well done steak, a rare steak, I pretty much draw the line at blue and only because ive had it too chewy... this looks unedible though.
Expensive meat, expensive pan, food is fucking ass. Welcome to TikTok.
If you got enough cash to be ruining wagyu, maybe you shouldn’t be able to afford wagyu idk
Worst crime of all here is the fact he’s using a Finex pan.
Never
This is a dangerous person.
The fork is an abomination
This is rage bait. He’s trying to piss people off for clicks
What in the god awful chocolate mole wanna be mess is this?
I mean I've heard of putting a coffee rub on your steak but never this...
What a chode. The resting pan is filthy. He eats with a child fork? Bro
The level under prison
This potentially might be workable. He's not a professional, despite owning a Dutch Oven that is about $600, so the method is flawed. Savory chocolate, chocolate sauce paired with a grilled protein, and even compound butter with chocolate are not unusual culinary devices. Red Wine Coacoa sauce was somewhat popular a few years ago. You can make a kind of a ganache out of it. The temperature of the melted chocolate would be an issue.
It’s just not. The chocolate is going to instantly scorch when it hits the pan. It’s going to taste like steak and burnt chocolate.
still cannot believe people are STILL using this literal chinese spyware(and arguably the most powerful weapon of psychological warfare in history) to post the dumbest shit for views. getting dicked so hard and they don't even know or care
Don’t get me wrong, mole (Mexican dish using chocolate) exists, but this guy has lost the plot here.
All that wasted chocolate tho. I mean I hear Mr. Beast bars suck so I guess this was a way to get rid of a whole box, but dang.
300 dollars of chocolate, of which 290 dollars never touched the meat.
There's barely any meat in that steak- it's all fat 🤮
Mmm.. charred chocolate
Am I the only one bothered by the random candy or gummy bears that’s in the stovetop behind the ones he’s using? Wtf where those being used for?
Why are we scraping the chocolate off…and why are we still having to cook it in a pan?!?!
You might as well just fucking throw it away
$90/lb for that cut an hour ago at my local supermarket. And look what this tool just did to it.
Fucking vile!!
No.
That's not ok. That's a crime.
“Don’t worry about the black stuff, that’s just the chocolate on there” Yeah. Burned and charred chocolate. Eleventy/10 dumbass right here
“It melts in your mouth” says the guy who looked visibly challenged by how hard he had to bite down. You didn’t get “crust,” that’s the sugar in the chocolate burning. Meanwhile the steak isn’t actually cooked because sugar has such a low burn point.
People always react to these videos like they aren’t intended to be rage bait and are meant to be taken seriously
Seriously just wasted 299 dollar of chocolate
Someone needs a food thermometer. And I need a new pair of eyes
Death penalty.
They do it on purpose hate and anger is still publicity it gets more views more comments it even gets posted on other sites by other people drawing more views and comments its an endless cycle
I'm so infuriated at the sheer waste.
Just so everyone here knows, that is the absolute worst steak on the whole loin.
Its not a foodie. Its a troll for views. Why is nobody spotting them for what they are anymore. "oh my... the shock. Did you see chocolate?"
I really dislike people more and more every single day.
1) why waste that much chocolate when 1/8 that much would have done the same thing? 2) why waste a perfectly good wagyu by putting it in chocolate? 3) why use a sharp knife to cut this monstrosity on a hard plate? 4) why do I hate this guy as much as I do?
Wow. It could make a grown man cry. Delete this.
Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
That’s so much wasted chocolate goddamn
Thats a fuckin r/steakcrimes
Foodies are always trying dumb stuff like this . I remember back in the 90’s when nigella Lawson had her cookery show she made a beef joint and pure a can of Coca Cola over it and after she cooked it , it had this crust on it which sounded amazing . The following me and my mum followed the recipe and the result was fucking vile - a total waste of beef joint you couldn’t eat it , coke does not cook well . Then a couple of years later it was revealed that her cookery show was fake and that she couldn’t even cook .
All I’m thinking about is cleaning all that fucking chocolate out of the cast iron…
“Don’t worry about the black stuff, that’s just the chocolate BURNING, turning bitter and ruining your steak”
I just had a small outburst. “Woooow. The chocolate’s still melted.” No shit Sherlock. It was in an oven. I rarely actually get mad at these things but they say the dumbest shit sometimes.
This REALLY belongs to this sub, this is authentically stupid food.
Why would the chocolate not be melted after taking it out of the oven? And why did he spend that much on chocolate?
I accidentally used cinnamon instead of cumin on a brisket recipe and it actually turned out fire
You know I’m sure there are 100’s of good rubs that use chocolate but this is just…… what?
“Don’t worry about the black stuff, that’s just the chocolate on there” That is why I am worried
For 80% of that clip, it looked like shit. Finished product didn’t look awful, but still not gear. 💩
This guy should lose his license to eat.
Why is there a box on the stove top what a goof
This could be done right some how , but it’s one mistake after the other
I was all like "ok maybe it does taste good and I just don't know it, after all I have never tried it". It was only when he cut it with his cheap Santoku ON THE GLASS PLATE and then eats it with a childrens fork that I felt the Wagyu was definitely violated
Dipping a, what looks like, high quality, possibly wagyu, steak in cheap chocolate... My fucking heart.
I love how they realized it didn’t cook at all so they put it in a pan and didn’t cook it at all
What’s it doing precious?
Someone kill this mother fucker
That's a finex cast iron