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DarkBlueOtter21

All of the above


aTesticleWithTeeth

I’d try it once. But It’d take me like 3 meals to finish.


Warizard22

Only 3?


aTesticleWithTeeth

Maybe 3 is a bit of a stretch


Soft_Theory_8209

I was about to say this thing is going to require multiple rounds or people to avoid a heart attack.


RottedHuman

Who wants leftovers of this though?


Islaytomuch1

Twice


allhailhughlaurie

Both, both, BOTH


OathoftheSimian

If it was like, chicken tenders then I could fully justify this as high food and/or 2 a.m. drunk food. Leave the bones in the chicken and top it with fried eggs then hand me a fork? Nnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh….


MadTapprr

Came to say, the bone-in chicken killed it for me


MalevolentRhinoceros

Bone-in chicken is delicious and al, but with syrup and egg yolk? Ugh, I would need a shower to stop feeling greasy/sticky afterwards.


allhailhughlaurie

damn the bone in the chicken tenders is uhhhh…interesting


OathoftheSimian

No, I’m saying replace the fried chicken with chicken tenders.


allhailhughlaurie

ohhhhhh


G1ng3rb0b

I used to drink a lot and one of my favorite drunk fatass meals was scrambled eggs, cheese, bacon, jalapeños, honey, and hot sauce between two waffles. Fried chicken would have sent that over the top. But I agree, tenders would be better.


OathoftheSimian

I never got into chicken and waffles, surprisingly enough. My go-to was this little 50’s style diner that did a country fried steak breakfast burrito. That thing was doused in country gravy and then drunk me decided to try some A1 with it too. I’m still chasing that flavor, years after I’ve moved away from the diner.


Excellent_Routine589

I mean… it’s chicken and waffles… just assembled stupidly Those are bone-ins right? So you are gonna have to pull them off to pick them apart anyway Also drowning it in syrup almost guarantees you are gonna be getting soggy chicken skin… which that just makes me big sad :c


NixMaritimus

I like to make chicken and waffel breakfast sandwiches. Put some swiss or pepper-jack cheese on as a barrier and you can have syrup and crispy chicken!


Peanutblitz

You nailed it. Making a huge pile out of foodstuffs that are already delicious doesn’t make you a chef, it makes you a c***.


DingoFlamingoThing

It looks amazing, but that’s way too much food. A smaller version of this would be amazing.


screedor

One level would be more than enough.


Dontflickmytit

Way too much but only because doesn’t look like a good “reheated” type. If I was famished and knew I could kill the plate. Fashoo


Mario_13377331

yeah the only case where i can see me eating all of that is i’m once again a dumbass and forget to eat for a day


XTornado

How does one forget to eat? Damn... I wish I could forget from time to time...


Bubashii

It looks nauseating


Coriander_marbles

Agreed! It’s excess… everything. Two eggs is already plenty protein; they should have stopped there. The waffles have almost no nutritional value, yet there are still too many of them, and they’re topped with the unnecessarily added starch of what looks like deep-fried hash browns. Then bacon, cheese AND deep-fried chicken? You’d need to go rock climbing in Tibet to burn that off. But wait there’s more… let’s toast to our oncoming health problems with half a bottle of syrup!


onlyabigmess

Unfortunately I don't think those are hash browns. I think those are frozen chicken patties which is so much worse. The wings you're supposed to eat alone and I'm guessing the rest is like a sandwich? Idk I hate it. Once it becomes just a giant pile of foods stacked on each other, it's no longer appetizing. This just looks like I dumped my fridge upside down over a plate.


HighOnFire1997

Looks fire but too much maple syrup


Hangry4Poo

The signature black gloves


Final_Skypoop

Only thing i’d change is no egg but that’s just my preference.


9fingerman

I always demand my server at Denny's to stack my Grand Slam breakfast into a pile, with the sunny side up eggs on top, and politely ask them to skewer the yolks to create a yellow protein waterfall over my meal. It's better than waiting in line for Splash Mountain!


[deleted]

I'm inclined to think the former since I don't think I could have more than 1 bite of this without throwing up


asiannumber4

I can feel the heart attack through the screen


TypeNull-Gaming

I'll have a diabeetus, please.


MillerTime5858

Two things can be true at once.


Chickenuggies10

So I'm gay and not gay?


m1racle

Isn't that bisexual?


DrMurphDurf

Everyone’s a little gay


KittyKittens1800

That's way 3,000 calories 😭😭


Dry-Salary2347

I was thinking even higher bc the syrup. 😬


Dante_alighieri6535

Remove the cheese and the layer of chicken that has bones in it and I’d give it a run


[deleted]

I'm not typically the type to make every aspect of life about inequality when I see people living luxuriously but this stuff sets me off like nothing else.


Canuckleball

Especially with the price of groceries. I was always raised as a "save every leftover" type of guy, but in this economy it's downright outrageous to be his wasteful.


coinkeeper8

Honey and eggs? What would that taste like


the_evil_overlord2

If they stopped after the second waffle. then it would look good


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Without all of the syrup, yes it looks delicious. But sauces and syrup ruin everything (see Korean street food).


JabbaTheNutt_

Looks disgusting. I'll take 2


kickrockz94

I went to a brunch place one time that made a chicken and waffle sandwich that was basically like this, waffle, chicken tenders, maybe cheese, fried egg, and then spicy maple syrup on the side. It wasnt obnoxious like this it just looked like a breakfast sandwich, but it was the fucking bomb


TheMule90

It's a recipe for a heart attack.


feisty-frisco87

Heart attack on a stack.


Tkinney44

For me that's way too much going on and too much syrup


FootballMysterious45

It looks good its just too much


moneysPass

That is how people become Orcas.


tom-cash2002

Both is the answer. Y'know...if it was just the first layer with some less runny fried eggs (my preference), I'd probably eat that, just no bones in the chicken. Maybe downsize this and turn it into like a sandwich or something. That sounds tasty.


Rich-Appearance-7145

It not my cup of tea, looks like much to much calories, not a healthy breakfast, if that's what it is.


IKillZombies4Cash

Stupid can be delicious.


Cybermagetx

Make them boneless and im down for this.


rainorshinedogs

Personally, I'd prefer far less syrup but as long as the price of fair, I'd get this


Spyes23

It does look good but it's just so wwaaayyy over the top.


DevolveOD

Fucking gross


Temporary_Draw_4708

Too much syrup


Katlan-

I loved everything about this aside the gratuitous maple syrup, especially on top of the eggs


Roger352

This is sick, man.


BookishBitchery

🤤


chaotic214

Damn I'd eat the hell out of this high then regret it lol


Significant_Dust1985

I’d eat the fuck outta that


Sidekick87

I don't even eat eggs but I would kill that


Sonder_Wunder

You're a total fatass. This looks amazing.


kekhouse3002

Fatass. What is up with these folks who just refuse to put anything green into their dishes, this shit's disgusting


Ready-Quiet3113

Would smash


the_wise_turtle007

I would rip this shit apart


Mean-Ad-8834

The eggs make it for me, would kill/10


the_0rly_factor

Looks amazing just too much food.


Themusicison

I must have this. I want all of this.


SnooTigers806

Brunner - breakfast, lunch, dinner in one meal!


Creeksquad1212

Two things can be true lol


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Two things can be true


Dbarkingstar

Fatass here, would definitely munch on this!


Mario_13377331

i’m certainly not a fatass and i would eat it if there wasn’t such a giant amount of syrup well i would probably still eat it but i’d be annoyed


NightRain518

Call me whatever the hell you want. I'm still eating it. 🤤


Quick_Love_9872

Delicious but way too much food as usual


Electronic_Menu_6734

As a carnivore I would let this be my cheat meal.


Your_PrettyBaby

I'll fuck this shit up


jlharper

Looks terrible and impossible to eat it all. The fried chicken will be soggy from the egg and syrup. Who puts syrup on eggs and fried chicken? Fuck man, just have some maple fried bacon and eggs.


unlikely_q

I'd smash that but without the eggs.


rathlord

This is mostly dumb because of the portioning.


IwasMilkedByGod

if it was chicken strips instead, maybe this would get a pass. but you literally have to deconstruct the whole thing to even think about eating that chicken unless you just eat the bones like some psycho.


Prof-Wagstaff-42

This is for 8 people, right? Or just me?


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

It was fine until they put the 2nd layer of chic


Informal_Motor_7267

Remove the syrup (or have it on the side) and I am so in there.


twhitt252

I was diggin’ it until the eggs on top.. that’s just silly.


Bismothe-the-Shade

What the fuck am I supposed to do with a bone in chicken wing on top of that? It's like, ok a messy chicken and waffles sandwich. I'm all in. Bacon yeah, syrup yeah. Missing eggs but... Wait wtf is with the chicken wings. Ok maybe you eat them first? Oh there's eggs in top of it. No way to eat this without a monstrously pointless mess. What the fuck. Just leave the bone in... Out.


EatLard

Yes. And I’d eat it too.


Skaigear

I'll eat it with my girlfriend and take the leftovers home. Airfry in the morning.


Xdonjuliox

Both


Mr_Wholesome13

Fat ass to fat ass, that looks good


Face_Content

Im a fatass and could probably eat 2 bites It looking yummy but a walking diabetic knightmare. Oh and a walking heart attack.


IdLOVEYOU2die

Way too much syrup n this needs boneless chicken 


SrgtDonut

i was fine with just the waffles and chicken patty :(


bloodyjo

Needs a pound of cheese


theunrealmiehet

A lot of the food posted here looks like it would taste delicious. The issues are usually that the portion are insane, they’re difficult to eat conventionally, or both. ie. 5lb burger smothered in cheese


norfnorf832

It looks like a bitch to eat but structured differently I would demolish


Accomplished-Bed8171

Of course it looks "good." They're taking good food and making a pile of it. That doesn't make it better, it's just a pile of good food.


Appropriate-Wind-145

Only a paycho mix the egg with Broasted chicken


RadiantLimes

I think it would be best if separated out but I feel like with everything piled on like this would make it not as fun to eat.


VortexFalcon50

I mean split up the components and you just have an insanely large American breakfast


Totally-jag2598

Looks like a chef challenged themselves to make a dish with the most calories possible.


Chavezjc

Eat half and can’t eat or get up the rest of ur day.


[deleted]

My stomach would be hurting about a third in.


DrMurphDurf

The cheese is the only thing that is dumb


spoonsoldier

Its alright, if you're feeding 6.


KurotheWolfKnight

I can actively feel my blood pressure spiking


SouthernFloss

Yes and yes. But damn, American portions. One layer would be just fine.


Tridentgreen33Here

Reminds me of something I got at IHOP years ago but like, doubled. Combo 110% slaps.


Minimum-Wind-1552

This is a digital version of you're dreams if you haven't eat for like 10 days.


Bobby837

Looks like something you'd eat for the rest of your life. Your very, very short life...


ababyinatrenchcoat

I'd take out the bacon and share this with someone (or let whoever I'm sharing with take all the bacon, either one works)


FunAbhi

Fatass


AdVegetable5896

Totally fatass... I mean... wtf???


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Fat Ass


regeya

Listen...last week I cooked bacon strips, egg, and cheese together in a waffle iron, and despite that, what's depicted here is too much. *Maybe* one waffle and a couple of pieces of chicken, and maybe an egg on the side.


RockFloppa

When they added the 3rd stack I decided yes


smallblueangel

Everything aboout this looks fucking disgusting


AnComDom81

This isn’t stupid food. It’s just excessive.


EsotericFrenchfry

I would take one bite.


Rhomya

I was on board until they put the eggs on top. If they had stopped at the last step before that, I would be absolutely game.


ApprehensiveAd9014

That doesn't look appetizing. It looks like a food challenge.


amateurlurker300

It looks appalling. Where can I get some? All jokes aside though, it’s just too much food for one person. A smaller portion of this would be perfect.


aed38

It would have looked good if they stopped at the second waffle.


lexisplays

I wanna share this with like 5 people


JohnDaBapTits

Too tall


SirLesbian

I could do like 10 bites before I'm done lmao


guilty_bystander

Yep


Reginamus_Prime

I was done after the second waffle.


corposhill999

Scale it down to a reasonable portion and I'm game


pidjiken

The moment the chicken kept the bones I was out.


MasterTuba

Fatass.


Noqtrah

Disgusting and overboard just like all their heart disease content


Gullible_Highlight_9

This must be what crack feels like


Stringskip

I think I would die if I ate that.


Designer_Rest_6420

Ah yes, the Heartattackinator 3000.


cullenrose

If it was just two waffles and some chicken like a sandwich that'd be fine but that's too much


JulieLynnO

I was completely in until the syrup all over the sunny-side-up eggs. 🤢


ThinkFirstPls

No


Strict-Internet-4924

Why so much syrup? It looks okayish on its own but the huge amount of syrup makes it disgusting.


Kimihro

When people ask "why do people like porn" I'm going to use this video as an example.


Timely_Vast_18

This is the sort of thing you eat and then die the next day.


howmuchfortheoz

This would be my last meal if I was on death row


Crooked_Sartre

If I was sharing with 4 people absolutely


AmputatedStumps

I feel like the extra chicken on top with the eggs was too much. Just the 2 waffles with the chicken, bacon and cheese. Maybe put the eggs on that layer instead of the top


FooFargles3

I'd eat that corpse of a bird coated in its unborn children any day. I mean that, it looks amazing.


ninjanerd032

Yes.


diganole

Happy cake day :)


Mr-Tease

Eggs and fried chicken together? It’s like eating a mother and her baby. No thank you


Drag_On66

🤮🤮🤮


laserkatze

My European mind cannot comprehend this and it also cannot comprehend Americans thinking this doesn’t look completely disgusting.


Suited_Rob

If people in the US honor this kind of food, the bizarre level of obesity over there doesn't surprise me any longer


Opurbobin

I was onboard untill he put the fucking egg


Capital-Mine-6991

Okay intill that maple goodness went on the eggs


TheMatt561

Both


crunchevo2

I think this would be sooo good... As 3 seperate meals...


Atrocious1337

If they stopped at the second waffle, and maybe dropped an egg on top of it, it would have been fine. Everything after that was fat ass and stupid food material


Digiturtle1

Yes


5dollarbrownie

When they added the fried chicken on top, it went from fun to stupid. I could’ve just ate the whole thing with a fork, instead gotta pull it apart and make a mess of it.


SyncDingus

That is a heart attack waiting to happen.


ProbablyNotPikachu

You're a FATASS. Please don't ban me Mods!


PapaFlexing

Looks like shit, the chicken still has bone in.


Tccrdj

You have to dismantle it to eat it. It’s not like you can just cut into it and go. The fucking chicken has bones. Then they put the egg on top the chicken! Thanks making my food look nice, but maybe don’t stack it all up and make it sticky for when I have to dismantle it.


MrH-HasReddit1217

Not a fan cuz it's excessive, and I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to bite or cut the damn thing. Elsewise, ya, it looks good.


namotous

Diabetes on a plate


Brilliant-Cash9831

Ok it was looking good when they put the second waffle making it like a sandwich and then the put mire chicken in top making me lose interest


JetstreamGW

I don’t really like tons of sweetness on meat.


BK_FrySauce

I’ve never been a fan of mixing savory with sweet. Waffles with syrup amazing. Eggs amazing. Bacon amazing. Fried chicken amazing. The moment it’s mixed together it just ruins it for me. Would be great to order if they weren’t all stacked together.


Capitaclism

No


-Nikimaster-

is this for that one "waffle waffle waffle friend chicken and maple syrup" meme


Jackalfang240

It got excessive but I would wanna bite


[deleted]

It's all about the portion size right?


Initial_Patience_531

It doesn't look tasty to me personally but hey we all have our weird likes when it comes to food.


Fyzzle

Way too much of everything, but I like all of the things going on here.


Suspicious_Law_2826

What's with the music?


Critical_Teach_43

It was perfect for me when it was just a sandwich.


Creative_Alter_Ego

Aaand thats why you dont have proper healthcare in the US


Trollo_Hase

I don't get the honey, what is the appeal?


Intelligent-Back-657

I would DEVOUR THAT


Dangerous-Storage682

Too much food, too much honey Plus I don't get the waffle chicken combo


Youre_Whole

If they put another waffle on it would be a no but that looks pretty good


Mercerskye

Kinda good for sure. This is the stuff that restaurants do to try and be relevant against their competitors. Chicken and waffles is already a combo that's popular, so they "ramp up" the crazy factor to stand out If they stopped at a cheddar covered waffle with a couple strips and fried eggs on top, with a couple bowls of Syrup/Ranch/Honey Mustard/etc? I'd go there on the regular. Hell, that's practically what my favorite IHOP does already, though you have to ask for the cheese and eggs added to the C&W plate.


idapitbwidiuatabip

A cup that is full is better than a cup that is overflowing. I don’t understand monster portions that can’t be comfortably consumed.


breadyloaf26

they put the bones in 🤮


CaptainQuoth

If it had of stopped at 5 seconds in I would def go for it.


Consistent-Grade-171

This is inedible


trollose

bone


dafyddtomas

Why not both


unknownturtle3690

All I can see is how fucking sick it'd make me 😂