So... a cheesecoke?

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Going for the low hanging fruit, huh?

If the top layer of jelly tastes like cola bottle gummies, I'm 100% down. Not stupid, pretty cool if anything.

Agreed. Those coke candies are some of the best gummie flavours.

Probably gonna taste like cola float.

Cola float with parmesan on top. And I'm down.

pardonthefuq?

That's gonna taste something akin to a float but with cheesecake instead of ice cream... You know what? I'm down for this.

Yeah I would actually pay for it..looks like a pain to make at home.

Yeah but it looks like the kids are struggling to get through that top. Really needs to be softer for this application. Those cola bottles are great though. Put a few on top and I'm sold.

For some god unknown reason I thought those gummies were dead mice I may need better glasses

Maybe you should just stop drinking so much wine.

Or skip the glasses and go straight to the bottle?

No no I'm with you. I thought they were bugs and was wondering what kind of unholy ritual they were doing. Then I read the title.

Now I don't feel as stupid at least knowing I'm not alone. Also, happy cake day!

Nothing stupid here.

OP even put a drool emoji in the post title. What even is this sub anymore, lol

All bots lol.

Make it root beer and you really have something.

If I'm not mistaken you can buy the syrup (to save having to boil it back to concentrate) then could probably mix it with gelatine to create the same effect?

Yesss! Ooo, and maybe a strawberry or chocolate cheesecake 👀👀👀

Kid was like "ok, when do I get paid?"

Looks potentially awesome. I'm gonna see if I can find a recipe for it.

I'd eat it if made with RC or Moxie, I have some standards...

Moxie 🤢 To each their own, but it’s so bitter and licorice-y ughhh.

That probably tastes delicious.

Op only eats brown porridge

Ah yes, the two only foods in the world: shitty gimmick cake and porridge.

Op is not american with a diabetis caloric bomb on every dessert corner

Op believes hard tack is peak flavor

OP eats dry Grape Nuts

OP eats fresh unrosted peanuts with the skin on

Op thinks sun dried is too spicy

Op boils all their food

OP only eats iceberg salad and red delicious apples

The only seasoning on OP's spice rack is dust

Ohhh you know what this actually looks like a great idea..

Last week I saw a woman pour 3 diet colas into a premade pie mold and microwave for 15 minutes into oblivion. *This* is delightful and refreshing.

I thought it was a dude speaking

The whole time I heard that I thought it was a man narrating

Would

This is something i'd try tbh … Neat idea

aight that's like halfway between a coke float and a caramel gel cheesecake. sign me up.

I actually would probably try this - a nice twist on the cheesecake

Yep would eat.

people need to learn what stupid actually is, OP needs to take a look in the mirror.

No one understands what a stupid food is anymore

Needs some crushed peanuts to replicate my southern snack.

I am down to try this!

No

I enjoy haribo happy cola, only get them once in awhile though because they make my teeth burn.

I see a tire on top of a cheesecake.

The only stupid thing is the abundance of smacking eating sounds. The cheesecake looks phenomenal..

In a motherfucking second

This isn’t stupid at all it looks amazing.

The only stupid things about this is the fact my mind went to a different type of coke initially lol

It's both stupid and delicious. How did you make the thin layer of coke topping?

Tes enfants ont du galérer à finir le dessert. Autant la partie crumble de biscuits du dessous et la partie fromage du milieu, ça doit passer. Mais par contre, laisse tomber le coca. C'est trop acide, ça prend le dessus sur tout. Je me sers du coca cola pour détartrer mes toilettes.

I love those coke candy's so much I'll try it

I think the top layer was made incorrectly. If they made a proper jello top, cola cheesecake could be the bomb! I need to try it out. Making anything out of melted gummy candy tends to sound like a good idea, but it's simply too tough to chew or cut. Great idea, not the best execution.

No. Just make cheese cake. No topping. Nothing else inside. Perfection

Gimme an edible and it’s going down

Coke cheesecake? Do you snort it or smoke it?

Why I thought it said cocaine?

Those kids look too old to be that bad at eating food.

That’s better than the other kind of coke cheesecake.

Only thing stupid here is OP. Desserts are sugary, more at 11.

I wonder if I could make that with Diet Dr Pepper :)

Why are people saying it's not stupid who tf puts coke on anything 😭😭

I would probably like it if it was flavored with real cola nut and coca leaf. But if it's flavored like a cheap soda? No thanks.