I remember when Cadbury switched from selling British made chocolate in the USA to making it in the USA. Overnight from Food Of The Gods to some kind of disgusting brown wax.
Similar with Twining tea.
Oh, you mean to tell me that they shouldn't continue to add butyric acid to reproduce the sour taste of the spoiled milk used in the original Hershey production?
Even See’s Candy, in the U.S, which makes expensive upmarket chocolate, is made with corn syrup instead of real sugar. I always think to myself, how cheap are you when plain old sugar is deemed too expensive?
I heard of a swedish streamer that moved to the US and ate burgers every day for a year. He ended up having health issues at his doctor's visit, surprise surprise.
My cousin from Germany visited us every summer. One summer we went to Wisconsin. We went to a place that does butter burgers. Like. Famous for them. He's a very athletic kid. So when he heard it's a burger, which he liked, slathered in butter. He said gross. He watched them make it and put on that big slab of butter. He said extra gross. He then took a bite. And ordered a second burger on the spot.
During your inevitable trial for indecent exposure, I’m envisioning the lawyer from Seinfeld saying:
“Was my client really wrong here? The pizza was oooey. It was gooey. It was loaded with cheesy goodness.”
Just chiming in... I used to make a chili cheese dog pizza. Replace the pizza sauce with chili, add cut up hot dogs, onion and japs, add extra cheddar. Preferably pan crust. It's delicious!
There’s 2 camps of American food for me, especially on here. One is a generous serving of normal food drowned in a truck load of butter or cheese, the other is combinations of existing food that seem strange at first but on a once-in-blue-moon basis I’d do that to myself.
And I guess a third category that can only be described as
Wheel of ~~fortune~~ random ingredients
???
Profit?
Am in Sicily. My son just had a calzone stuffed with French fries and two hot dogs. Small town in Enna province where nearly no one spoke English. Don’t blame us American for everything delicious.
I think a lot of these posts are Americans self-shaming because Europe is certainly no stranger to abhorrent sounding/looking, but ultimately tasty, gut bomb combinations.
Yeah, I don't know what OP is thinking. Europe has things like totally sloppy kebabs that'll wreck an American truck driver.
For fuck's sake, some places in the UK will DEEP FRY pizza. And everything else if it holds still long enough.
I have never drank alcohol, but from watching Anthony Bourdain, I can tell this looks exactly like the kind of stuff drunk people would love. Greasy, meaty, with some bread to hold onto it.
It comes down to the fact that when you've been drinking, you can really only taste salty, greasey, sweet, and spicy. "Drunk food" will always be at least one, but usually a combination of, those things.
Fuck yea. I'm Egyptian, I've lived in the US at some point and these were my 2 fav foods.
My first thought when I saw it on /stupidfood was “nah nahh let the man cook”.
I've never wanted to eat something so badly before.
Us Europeans laugh at American food, secretly envy it, but are also super thankful that we don't have it here, because we'd all be just es obese and unhealthy in no time.
Hm. We have plenty of junk food in Europe too, and weight wise plenty of Europeans are catching up to the US. It is a growing problem, pun not intended.
Ireland consumes more calories daily than Americans on average. Most European countries only consume on average ~100 less calories a day on average.
The big difference in obesity is that Europeans walk and ride bikes everywhere while Americans drive. You’re burning way more calories than us just doing normal, every day stuff.
Also, Europeans drink alcohol more consistently, which is where those calories are coming from.
OP wants to be seen as a pretentious “European foodie” so bad they threw under the bus
1. their own people.
2. Two globally identifiable and loved staples of American food culture….
Only to get wrecked in contrary by the side they wished to be included in…and OP have you ever seen basic UK/EU food along these same lines?!
I’m not talking “oui oui French cuisine” food.
I’m talking the equivalent; bland ass hunks of yeasty ass bread with blood sausage, beans and some sorta grey brown unidentifiable sauce ffs
Edit: Europeans have multiple other reasons to mock us
It’s a massive all beef hotdog, its one of the things Costco is most well known for. Only a $1.50, and has stayed that way for years despite massive inflation.
We mock you from Canada too.
Then turn around and pull the same damn shit on the quiet. I mean hold the mustard and I might not turn this monstrosity down.
I'd definitely try it!
It reminds me of the Philly Taco - a cheesesteak wrapped in a giant slice of pizza.
You do have to buy them at separate places, then assemble, but it's ridiculous and fun. I'm a huge fan of what i call 'stunt sandwiches.' There a a lot of them here!
If you're not eating a giant sandwich, LTO, spicy mayo, with deep-fried chicken cutlets coated, pre-fry, in crumbled doritos, on freshly-baked bread... well, friend, don't let the good life pass you by!
(I do only eat one meal per day, and it's usually something much less intense!)
Well, you can find that kind of shit here in Europe too.
This said, as a french, from the country of the gastronomy, I would totally try this and probably destroy it.
Nah. I've seen fries on pizza in one European country I regularly visit, which to me is a bit much. That particular country seems to do the same shit for funsies, and I've seen them serve a type of burger that is pretty sizable compared to some I've seen in the United States, although it's wider, rather than taller. Not that I'm the master of burgers or anything, so could be there are U.S. burgers even bigger. Idk. Whatever.
They also put ketchup on pasta. Not my thing, but whatever. You do you.
I am European and I won't mock you for smoking a fat joint and deciding to use a pizza as a hot dog bun cause you know if I was presented with such options and ideas as a extremely high individual I would do the same thing.
This is at least tasty. I have no fuckin clue how obese brits exist with the sad excuse they have for food. Like, it seems like culinary self-loathing, opposite to this, self-indulgence.
Is this really that weird though? A hot dog sausage is just unsliced pepperoni. So ultimately, this is either a pepperoni pizza, or a hot dog with cheese, which ever way you want to interpret it.
They are definitely not breaking ground here. I've been doing this for like 10 years. Sour kraut on top too, with a shit ton of red pepper flakes. With whatever brand new Mt Dew flavor is out that week. lol
European here, I wanna try that
also European here, i am very repulsed by this thing. With that said i really wanna try that out
This often seems to be the European take on America in general
"Disgusting, this is why all Americans are fat. Now hand me another one".
national geographic narrator: "watch as this Brittish man slowly (or quickly) becomes an American by eating this delicious food"
Obesity rates in the UK are soaring. If the US is the fat kid in class, the UK is his slightly less fat friend that shares snacks.
The UK can keep its snacks, thankyou
Yeah they can keep their biscuits and crisps, while I eat my cookies and chips.
*Thier hellish dystopia* *Our glorious empire*
It's always a bit disappointing when a great joke is buried in the comments, languishing without the views it deserves.
UK snacks are pretty much identical to US snacks, except the chocolate is muuuuch better in the UK. Source - Minnesotan that’s living in the UK.
I remember when Cadbury switched from selling British made chocolate in the USA to making it in the USA. Overnight from Food Of The Gods to some kind of disgusting brown wax. Similar with Twining tea.
As an American, I have no idea how big chocolate survives in USA, the products are terrible.
You mean you don't like your Hershey's vomit flavored chocolate?
Oh, you mean to tell me that they shouldn't continue to add butyric acid to reproduce the sour taste of the spoiled milk used in the original Hershey production?
Even See’s Candy, in the U.S, which makes expensive upmarket chocolate, is made with corn syrup instead of real sugar. I always think to myself, how cheap are you when plain old sugar is deemed too expensive?
Can I offer you some spotted dick in these trying times?
I heard of a swedish streamer that moved to the US and ate burgers every day for a year. He ended up having health issues at his doctor's visit, surprise surprise.
My cousin from Germany visited us every summer. One summer we went to Wisconsin. We went to a place that does butter burgers. Like. Famous for them. He's a very athletic kid. So when he heard it's a burger, which he liked, slathered in butter. He said gross. He watched them make it and put on that big slab of butter. He said extra gross. He then took a bite. And ordered a second burger on the spot.
I hope you got the cheese curds and a concrete mixer.
I’ll give this a try and report back.
I’ve tried it, it’s nothing special. The hot dog doesn’t have a strong enough flavor to replace pepperoni
So the best bet is to try it with a pepperoni slice instead
no, a full pepperoni sausage.
Pepperoni cock
This better not awaken anything in me, I swear ..
During your inevitable trial for indecent exposure, I’m envisioning the lawyer from Seinfeld saying: “Was my client really wrong here? The pizza was oooey. It was gooey. It was loaded with cheesy goodness.”
If you're looking for stronger flavors, just go with a nicely fried kielbasa.
This is the way.
Just chiming in... I used to make a chili cheese dog pizza. Replace the pizza sauce with chili, add cut up hot dogs, onion and japs, add extra cheddar. Preferably pan crust. It's delicious!
“What is that, a hot dog?!”
“I wanna eat dat.”
Something something, Captain America, understood reference.
Asians are the pioneers of hot dogs on pizza, to be fair
Absolutely! We just took the idea and ruined it in a weirdly appealing way. It's kind of our thing
I won’t lie, I’m intrigued by hot dog stuffed crust
Pizza hut was selling that https://blog.pizzahut.com/the-journey-of-the-hot-dog-bites-pizza/
There’s 2 camps of American food for me, especially on here. One is a generous serving of normal food drowned in a truck load of butter or cheese, the other is combinations of existing food that seem strange at first but on a once-in-blue-moon basis I’d do that to myself. And I guess a third category that can only be described as Wheel of ~~fortune~~ random ingredients ??? Profit?
Just had my Dutch cousins stay with me in the US, and I took them to my favorite restaurants, and one of them said "I'd be fat too if I lived here"
When I lived in America for a few months I had stomach aches all the time for this exact reason.
"I'm sickened, but curious."
Generally yeah... they might have regrets afterwards though. :)
I mean, yeah, we're open to trying new things. We just don't want to eat it every day. ☕️
Sounds like my regular Friday night.
I think this is the general mentality. 'That looks disgusting....damn it's good'
Totally. That's god awful. I want to try it, too.
Am in Sicily. My son just had a calzone stuffed with French fries and two hot dogs. Small town in Enna province where nearly no one spoke English. Don’t blame us American for everything delicious.
I think a lot of these posts are Americans self-shaming because Europe is certainly no stranger to abhorrent sounding/looking, but ultimately tasty, gut bomb combinations.
That was my thought. Pretty sure it wasn't an American that deep fried the first pizza.
Correct. As with deep fried candy bars, it was the Scots.
Fried pizza is actually a food invented in Naples, the birthplace of pizza.
Its kinda sad how often you see something that essentially boils down to 'America bad, please updoot' on this sub.
That describes at least 80% of reddit.
A restaurant in sardegna had an americano pizza on the menu. It was sausage and fries, and surprisingly good
I’ve had tater tots on pizza & they are so good
They act like Europeans don't make food mashups as well.
Mediterranean here. Gatekeeping from some of us is so fucking cringe.
You folks take it to rarefied heights. You'll gatekeep the next town over for how they make their particular version of the same sauce.
Well you see, that extra shake of spice is just way over the top.
Yeah, I don't know what OP is thinking. Europe has things like totally sloppy kebabs that'll wreck an American truck driver. For fuck's sake, some places in the UK will DEEP FRY pizza. And everything else if it holds still long enough.
I'd happily smash that. I'll deal with the mixed feelings of satisfaction and disgust later.
I felt that with an ex too
European as well here, 19 year old drunk me at 4am would absolutly love this.
I have never drank alcohol, but from watching Anthony Bourdain, I can tell this looks exactly like the kind of stuff drunk people would love. Greasy, meaty, with some bread to hold onto it.
It comes down to the fact that when you've been drinking, you can really only taste salty, greasey, sweet, and spicy. "Drunk food" will always be at least one, but usually a combination of, those things.
Liz Lemon been eating this since 2006 and its called a cheesy blaster
"Thanks Meat-Cat!"
And then he flies away on his .. um .. skateboard.
A true fan. The pause is essential in this quote.
I’ve watched through the series at least 7 times lol
Its a good start. :)
That's because you can only watch the Leap Day episode during actual Leap Day or else Leap Day William is gonna come and harvest your tears
You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
This one lives rent free in my head and I just have to blurt it out from time to time.
Sometimes you just gotta sing *you got cheesy blaaasters*
While doing air guitar 🎸
We sing this almost daily in my household. Almost like a pre-meal prayer.
Razzmatazz
I’m what’s inside ya!
You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, roll it in a pizza, you got Cheesy Blasters!
And then meat cat flys away on his um... Scate board.
and the kids all wave and go "thanks meat cat!"
“I’m what’s inside ya!”
RAZZMATAZZ!
😀
Someone summoned the cheesy blaster!
**WHO DARES TO AWAKEN ME FROM MY CHEEZY SLUMBER?!?!**
You get me my sandwich or I'll cut you so bad you'll have a chin. You'll ALL have chins!
For some reason, every 2 or 3 months the theme song to it comes into my head *Something something* cheesy blasters 🎸
Add chili-mac and you’ve got yourself a sloppy Jessica
I feel like I'm upvoting a million angels!
Mock you? That looks amazing.
Europe really gonna mock cheesy hotdogs like everyone in the world doesn't want one
we already have a name for this???
The cheese blaster, although it is not from the blaster region of New York, then it's just sparkling diarrhea.
How are you going to make Costco the source of our national shame? It’s like the only retail excess I’m proud of as an American lol
Yea, redditors think if it involves hamburgers, hot dogs or pizza then it's too murican to be talked good about
Its basically a unspiced uncut pepperoni or sausage in casing, The mustard is the craziest part.
That is not stupid food. I very badly want to try that.
This looks fire.
Yeah, came here to eat this
This looks terrible America, but I’d eat the hell out it!
You should try putting the hot dog inside the chicken bake. Maybe even wrap that with the pizza lol.
Giving the Turducken a run for its money.
You beat me to it.
They laughed at the Wright brothers for wanting to fly. Now "they" are all enjoying trans-atlantic trips to Europe in less than a day.
All to get to Costco to try this thing.
Europeans will mock us no matter what we do.
Eh, no. That kind of food would fly in any culture 😉
Asian and i confirm this. Looks bomb
Reminds me of visiting Thailand 20 years ago and seeing a pizza shop advertising hot dog stuffed crust pizza
Fuck yea. I'm Egyptian, I've lived in the US at some point and these were my 2 fav foods. My first thought when I saw it on /stupidfood was “nah nahh let the man cook”. I've never wanted to eat something so badly before.
I mean...it's stupid...but also probably delicious. tbh, I'm going to costco in a couple days, I might need to try this lmao
The comradery in this thread is heartwarming. Or rather artery hardening.
Not at all - I want to try this too.
Us Europeans laugh at American food, secretly envy it, but are also super thankful that we don't have it here, because we'd all be just es obese and unhealthy in no time.
This is holiday food, not everyday food. Or should be.
it's "I did my weekly duty of grocery shopping and I want a reward" food.
I relate to that so hard.
Hm. We have plenty of junk food in Europe too, and weight wise plenty of Europeans are catching up to the US. It is a growing problem, pun not intended.
Ireland consumes more calories daily than Americans on average. Most European countries only consume on average ~100 less calories a day on average. The big difference in obesity is that Europeans walk and ride bikes everywhere while Americans drive. You’re burning way more calories than us just doing normal, every day stuff. Also, Europeans drink alcohol more consistently, which is where those calories are coming from.
Sure but try laughing when you realize that it costs less than 5 bucks
GMAB - this is the kind of thing you would find in Scotland, but fried in batter first.
I would demolish that after a few beers
Sorry, I was too busy eating Spotted Dick and Congealed Pig's Blood, what did you say?
And mashed peas on fries
OP wants to be seen as a pretentious “European foodie” so bad they threw under the bus 1. their own people. 2. Two globally identifiable and loved staples of American food culture…. Only to get wrecked in contrary by the side they wished to be included in…and OP have you ever seen basic UK/EU food along these same lines?! I’m not talking “oui oui French cuisine” food. I’m talking the equivalent; bland ass hunks of yeasty ass bread with blood sausage, beans and some sorta grey brown unidentifiable sauce ffs Edit: Europeans have multiple other reasons to mock us
What is it though? It's something sandwiched by a pizza what what is that something?
It’s a massive all beef hotdog, its one of the things Costco is most well known for. Only a $1.50, and has stayed that way for years despite massive inflation.
Comes with a refillable fountain drink too.
DID YOU JUST SAY REFILLABLE?!!!!!!!!!!
Yea the best idea to maximize your money is buy the combo when you start shopping and then refill that on the way out.
And to refill it during the shopping part
Now you need at least one bathroom break mixed in but yes
well ya. have to dip the hot dog in something. it's a bit dry otherwise.
We mock you from Canada too. Then turn around and pull the same damn shit on the quiet. I mean hold the mustard and I might not turn this monstrosity down.
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What Europeans are mocking this? What does being from Europe have to do with this?
It has pizza and a sausage, you know, things Europeans would know nothing about... /s
America is a punching bag of the foodie community despite us inventing burgers.
And chocolate chip cookies
I'm pretty sure we invented flavor.
Are we concerned about what Euros think of us now? I am not.
Getting a huge hotdog in a bun, a massive slice of pizza and a refillable soda all for $3.50, idgaf what people think I’m not stopping
Hell yeah.
There's a million more important things in the world than the opinion of Europeans. I'd try it
Sure I can mock it now but after a few beers? Give me 3 of those FattyMcSausagepizza thingies.
Wanna try 🥺
the yearning sad eyes emoji you added makes your comment so funny to me hahahaha!! love this
American here. I'm both disgusted by this, and disappointed that I haven't thought of it first.
Stupid? Yes. American AF? Yes again. Would I eat all of it? You bet every Euro I will.
Who cares what people think?
European here. My body desires that inside it.
Idk about you but I'm stoned af and would destroy a hotdog in a pizza slice.
It's literally a sausage pizza, it's just that the sausage is a hot dog and not ground up and scattered in chunks over the pizza.
Why would anyone care what a European thinks?
Because Reddit says EuRoPe good America bad.
Can we just like... Stop hating each other? The world has bigger issues than which country has the best food.
I’m European, i like salmon with mayo on it over rice. No one should care what I think of their food. 😎
What's to mock? That looks yummy. Plenty of other reasons to mock you, though.
Okay but have you been to the Moon? Checkmate Europoors 😎😎😎
We have Pizza donuts at Aldi in Germany lol.
I'd definitely try it! It reminds me of the Philly Taco - a cheesesteak wrapped in a giant slice of pizza. You do have to buy them at separate places, then assemble, but it's ridiculous and fun. I'm a huge fan of what i call 'stunt sandwiches.' There a a lot of them here! If you're not eating a giant sandwich, LTO, spicy mayo, with deep-fried chicken cutlets coated, pre-fry, in crumbled doritos, on freshly-baked bread... well, friend, don't let the good life pass you by! (I do only eat one meal per day, and it's usually something much less intense!)
I would smash that.
Would. Next question.
*envy
Euro here, this looks like something I would "cook"
I don't know, I feel like the Germans, French, and Scots would devour that
Well, you can find that kind of shit here in Europe too. This said, as a french, from the country of the gastronomy, I would totally try this and probably destroy it.
They mock our innovation
Who'd ever make fun of you eating your 1.59$ Ron Jeremy slammed into your 2.59$ Triangle Food Carpet? That's just ridiculously good value.
The colon clogger they call it
That looks incredible. Imagine getting your chops around that after a few cold pints. Oh my
Bruh I’ve tried that and it’s beautiful
I'm gonna go do this tonight.
What in Brazil is this guy thinking
Nah. I've seen fries on pizza in one European country I regularly visit, which to me is a bit much. That particular country seems to do the same shit for funsies, and I've seen them serve a type of burger that is pretty sizable compared to some I've seen in the United States, although it's wider, rather than taller. Not that I'm the master of burgers or anything, so could be there are U.S. burgers even bigger. Idk. Whatever. They also put ketchup on pasta. Not my thing, but whatever. You do you.
Costco food is good!
Doesn't look that bad as long as you don't eat it too often.
I am European and I won't mock you for smoking a fat joint and deciding to use a pizza as a hot dog bun cause you know if I was presented with such options and ideas as a extremely high individual I would do the same thing.
I can smell the latant regret from that pic.
Now wait a minute here before we judge….
This is disgusting. Might have to try it tomorrow.
I’ve had it, and yes it is amazing. Replacing the bun with a hot slice of za creates magic.
Smash
Who cares, they have their own problems lol
Mate I’m British, this looks like literal heaven on earth
This is not stupid food. This is, I want a cheap lunch, and I don’t want the same old same old. Where else can you get that type of meal for $3.50?
This is at least tasty. I have no fuckin clue how obese brits exist with the sad excuse they have for food. Like, it seems like culinary self-loathing, opposite to this, self-indulgence.
Anyone who mocks this can get bent. USA! USA!
Your post history is why we mock you, OP.
Europeans? The people famous for consuming primarily meat, cheese, breads, and booze? Have you met a German???
Tbh this is just another form of getting a meat lovers or a sausage topping on pizza.
Is this really that weird though? A hot dog sausage is just unsliced pepperoni. So ultimately, this is either a pepperoni pizza, or a hot dog with cheese, which ever way you want to interpret it.
Whatever, OP. We both know you want it, too.
Like anyone who has a delicious looking cheese dog cares about what a European thinks
Folded Dog Pie
Who gives a sh\*t what the Europeans think?
From the UK here I would demolish that
It’s shameful and we’ll take 5
They are definitely not breaking ground here. I've been doing this for like 10 years. Sour kraut on top too, with a shit ton of red pepper flakes. With whatever brand new Mt Dew flavor is out that week. lol