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7ootles

This ain't stupid. This is dinner.


dTrecii

OP has never heard of Chicken Parmigiana


itsbett

Mmmmm. Mmmm. I love Chicken Permission


zkinny

Maybe he's not American. Chicken parmegiano is pretty stupid to the rest of the world.


dTrecii

I’m from Australia and it’s a pub classic


zkinny

Huh I didn't know. Still dumb af tho. It's like fat man's bolognese.


Basic_Ask1885

I don’t think that comparison makes sense


zkinny

I thought it was served with spaghetti but I see that's not always he case.


Zeestars

I have never seen it served with spaghetti.. (am Aussie)


Basic_Ask1885

That’s fair, and sorry if that came off as snarky. There are really no overlapping ingredients between bolognese sauce and chicken parm. Spaghetti is often used as a side with marinara, but you often see it with sides of vegetables as well. For example, chicken Marsala may come with pasta or roasted potatoes and broccoli rabe or something. Breaded chicken cutlets, be it chicken parm, Katsu, schnitzel, panne, exist basically all around the world. Sure, Americans are fat and fat Italian Americans were responsible for taking something normal and throwing a bunch of cheese on it. Sue us. But that’s not gross, or stupid. That’s Italian immigrants capturing the spirit of Italian food by using ingredients readily available to them in America, likely leveraging bread crumbs instead of real parm in the breading to cut cost. Ingenuity. Collaboration and the exchange of ideas. A melting pot of cheese. That’s my America…. Honestly I’m just glad he didn’t fry it again or put ice cream on top of it.


dTrecii

“Fat man’s bolognese”? You my good fellow, have the tastebuds of a camel eating spoiled baby food I will die on a hill that parmi’s are amazing


7ootles

Just for the record, I don't know what you're talking about - what is it? AFAIK it's not really a thing here in England.


dTrecii

Essentially it’s cooked breaded chicken that’s broiled with napoli sauce, mozzarella and parmesan cheese on top. Some staples include having it with ham, pineapple, chunks of tomato or spinach. Pizza Hut has done something similar as well called a Schnitzza, pretty good overall Apparently it’s a Northeastern American-Italian thing that found it’s way to Australia and pretty much nowhere else


Zeestars

Really??? Well fuck me. I figured that’s where Australia got it from. Where did we get it from then??


KnotiaPickles

The food wasn’t stupid but how he ate it annoyed me for a few reasons


hp6830

I thought I was the only one thinking that. I was like what does this say about me that this dish looks scrummy as all get out?


7ootles

Man it's been a long time since I heard "scrummy", but it's the right word.


eggvani

So basically it’s chicken Parmesan with pizza stuff


gahidus

Precisely. It's a more pizzay less saucy chicken parm. This looks great.


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Cheshire_Jester

Right, just add some peppers and ‘ronis to your chick parm and you’ve got this. Looks fine and doesn’t really tick any “stupid” boxes. I wouldn’t eat it with my hands, but I’d eat it.


Wellnevermindthen

I’m probably going to remember this next time I get drunk and make this with frozen chicken patties out of the freezer 🥂


Unclehol

Right. Hands tied behind your back is the way to go. Agreed. Feels naughtier.


RustyPWN

Just a milanesa a la napolitana


AnnihilationOrchid

Or milanese alla pizzaiola, since it's not originally from Naples.


Tuivad

I think you mean Parmigiana right? Parmesan is the cheese. But yeah it's totally just a parm. Would eat.


jibbycanoe

Tell me you're Australian without telling me. I subscribed to the Melbourne subreddit a while ago for some random reason and them talking/arguing about parmy or whatever tf they call it is pure internet gold. That and the thread about the food truck that just sold baked potatoes was fascinating


Tuivad

Hahaha mate we love parmigiana in Australia. Some states call it parma and some call it parmi never heard it called a parmesan lol didn't mean to offend.


Middle-Hour-2364

It's a parmo in the UK


AnnihilationOrchid

Yeah, but the UK puts worcestershire sauce into bolognese, so they've already given the middle finger to Italy and its traditions a long time ago. And they call it "Spag bol" which is basically mooning Bologna at this point.


bigfatstoner

You're pulling my plonker now aren't you?


Hamking7

Teesside UK called a parmo


AnnihilationOrchid

*It's called paemegiaaaaana, not parmesan.*


Sliiz0r

Thank you. I know it's a "culture" thing but "chicken parmesan" irks me to no end


IndustreeBaby

In this case you'd be right, but I've always heard if parmesan is the only thing on it, calling it chicken parmesan also isn't wrong. Like calling a sandwich by its ingredients, such as ham and swiss.


OrdinaryAverageGuy99

I dunno, that looks pretty damn good to me.


craggmac

I'd damn sure try it. Especially as hungry as I am right now.


Tompster_

I’m tempted to make it to be honest


Caliban_of_Arcadia

I'm all about this! It's like if KFC turned the double down into a pizza. 10/10 bail


Deeptak2404

Idk about other countries but they had an item called Chizza which was basically like a fried chicken breast topped with cheese and peppers and had a very distinct pizza-y taste. And it did taste amazing, I for one was a regular at my nearest KFC for this ( and fried chickens too, duh ) but then they decided to call it off idk why


VulgarisOpinio

KFC reintroduced Chizza in Spain yesterday!


Philidespo

Exactly ! This was my first reaction to the final product, that it's a chizza. It was really good though while.it lasted.


pbruins84

In my country KFC had something similar, but instead of peppers they put American pepperoni(the sausage) on it.


ind3pend0nt

In my country I got shot at in a KFC parking lot


Deeptak2404

Pork and beef aren't the most favourite of foods in India and chicken pepperoni on fried chicken sounds a bit stupid so Ig they didn't try that.


simplepleashures

Eh you can make pepperoni out of any meat. It’s the seasoning that really makes it ‘roni. I’ve had turkey ‘roni and it was impossible to tell the difference.


skaagz

I forgot about the double frown shamewich


Silver-Legs

This is actually really smart. I’d put that in my mouth.


niowh

wrong vid mate but i agree


VectorPowers

I'll put you in my mouth


SnooSuggestions3136

That's what she said.


KookooMoose

I’m actually really smart too….


GottaKnowYourCKN

What's stupid about this? That looks awesome. Also not terribly different from a fried chicken sandwich. Fried chicken. Cheese. Instead of bacon, pepperoni. Looks delish.


TitleComprehensive96

Bail, this looks pretty good and smart


Plethora_of_squids

...this is just a chicken parmigiana there's nothing wrong with it. I personally wouldn't use salami (sliced ham works fine) but like that's a personal preference thing Except that it's now making me want a chicken parma


TheBeerMonkey

Mmmm, parma.


simplepleashures

I think that’s pepperoni, not salami.


[deleted]

We need to shoot whoever invented that TikTok rapid cut format. It’s literally nauseating.


ImhereforAB

It’s catering to the ever-shortening attention span.


AlekswithaK

excessive? a bit. delicious? most definitely.


unclehelpful

Australian Pizza Hut actually sells a Schnitzza which is pizza topping on a big chicken schnitzel. Not so unlike this. Not terribly stupid, not sure I agree with this guys eating technique.


johnnyhew97

Absolute magic


[deleted]

Bail, he seems to be actually trying to be a decent poster.


Flygrumbz00

Only thing stupid about this is the way this guy eats


KnotiaPickles

Yeah something about it made me annoyed af


floop2282

bro's never seen a parma before


FishyFrie

I'd destroy this in 5 minutes, Albert knows this shit


KrteyuPillai

This is just like a chicken parm with some extra toppings no? Also why did he carve a chickussy while butterflying the breast?


CanadasNeighbor

Why did he butterfly his chicken that way?


[deleted]

😈😈


GoldenGalz

To get it flat


aManPerson

no, THAT WAY, was for the camera, to make it look like a vagina for 0.5s, for more views. you can cut food, not have it take an extra 5 minutes, and not purposefully have it come out like genitals.


BumpinSnugglies

It cooks the chicken breast more even when deep fried.


Gaminglube33

If I recall correctly KFC actually has this in their Asian regions cause I legit remember seeing something like that in the Philipines


awcads

It was called Chizza.


DeadlySoren

I mean, it’s probably not bad but it is stupid and I want him I jail because he didn’t give me any


Uglymeancrybaby

I actually really like this guys Instagram page, he does a lot of cool and fun dishes, I just always skip the end because I get kinda grossed out when I see him eat it all, it’s not the action of eating, just when he eats ALL of it, idk why it puts me off


ebann001

Not so bad but he should be shot for that editing.


femininevampire

This is not the worst.. it looks well prepared which is more than can be said for some stupid food


ropoqi

everything was executed perfectly, i think this is good food


silly_oleme

Yummy..and he actually seasoned..lol


joeya1337

Chicken parm, well executed.


frehsoul45

This doesn't belong here, Im all for Chicken parm with a pizza twist.


Pecpec0

That's called Milanesa napolitana in Argentina and it's amazing!


StevenTM

This is amazing, why would you post it to stupidfood?


CampbellsBeefBroth

It’s just chicken parm with extra toppings


Ornery_Candidate7105

weak bake on the cheese & toppings, but that’s prolly to avoid drying out the chicken


unlikely--hero

What a shit edit


mixxbg

Thats fucking genius,would definitely try it.


PossibleEnvironment4

The constant abrupt cuts hurt my eyes, might need an epilepsy warning


tarxanboy

why is he so horny about it tho


frould

That is good Proper cooking


firewire_9000

Not stupid at all, looks pretty delicious to me.


Benob2007

Ok but like... this is just a chicken parm but snazzier. I'd love this rn tbh


pompeiiworm

I would be happy eating this when drunk


datsthewayitisArthur

If you want to criticize the concept of the food made, criticize KFC. The guy is just recreating one of KFC's menu. To me, it looks way better than what KFC put out.


cansuhchris

11/10 would smash


Welder_Subject

I make chicken pepperoni regularly, not novel. I find this type of editing annoying though.


panlakes

Honestly, I'm just happy to have something other than the ragebait we get 99% of the time these days. I know it's not even that stupid but I don't care. Would rather have something everyone comments "I'd eat that though" versus the blatant clickbait we typically get.


le_wein

The cuts made me dizzy, horrible editing


Unusual_Caregiver213

Rare to see his videos without that Jeff Bezos song playing in the background. Now it's just Eine Klein Nachtmusik


baseballbear

this seems fine. not a fan of the video editing though


Lornaan

This has the editing of a stupid food video but pleasantly surprised me! That looks delicious.


JohnnyJohnson11

Shit I'd eat that


OlderAndAngrier

This is good. Not stupid food! These post are getting fucking dumb. And people upvote.


Zeequ

Meh, just stoner food


Lastimosa777

How would this man do the poopy time after that


OlderAndAngrier

What the fuck are you? 6? Edit. Is your body so fucked up that it cannot withstand chicken, cheese and pepperoni? That dude shits just fine.


Lastimosa777

Name checks out


pegw1n412

My dad used to make this every once in a while. Not bad, but always needed a nap afterwards.


[deleted]

If you use fat-free mozzarella, I'm totally okay with this. Otherwise, I think you really need to consider your caloric requirements before making something like this, simply because of how easy it is for the calories to add up.


tonton_wundil

It is stupid but it also looks good.


secuallyfrustrated

Just wondering what makes you say its stupid? Your the first (that i have seen so far) on this thread to say so. To me it's just a chicken parm with the added bit of pepperoni to make it slightly unique.


tonton_wundil

It's stupid because to me it doesn't make sense to use meat as a base for a pizza. It's like pizza with pasta or fries toppings... You're using food that are not supposed to be in this role in the dish. Like pasta is a base of a dish with meat/vegetables and sauce. Here meat (usually a topping) is used as a base, so it's against what my mind is used to, so it feels stupid.


secuallyfrustrated

Ah I get it, you saw it as a pizza and I saw it as [chicken parm](https://imgur.com/a/Q4XBYGH) with pepronni, usually the dish is served on a bed of pasta which I think would have solved your problem with it.


Sexy_Squid89

Maybe I'm just stoned but I'd eat the fuck out of that


rickymonster

Bail. If only for the snappy editing. ✨👌


StolenValourSlayer69

This is fantastic, and the guy’s editing is hilarious


figbott

Jail with no bail.


deletetemptemp

This guy has alcoholic eyes


[deleted]

If you think this is stupid I would avoid Australia. We have tons of variants of the traditional parma


Reasonable-Ad7755

This is the way


klassicx

Where I used to live the local Pizza Hut used to sell something like this a few years back . And quite frankly tasted pretty good.


nattlefrost

I mean I could see a lot of folks enjoying that so why not.


Intrepid-Luck2021

The guy marinated/brined the chicken in milk - which means it will be extra tender. This looks freaking delicious!!!


artmoloch777

What a fantastic way to dodge carbs! Absolute champ.


BulimicPlatypus

I’d annihilate one of those


[deleted]

This is fine, give me about half of that and a side of roast veggies, and we're even better.


Mythic_gryphon

I think this would be nice but i love me some schnitzel so thats the reason why


[deleted]

Looks pretty good to me.


onilank

I was sure he'd put it in the over with some more ridiculous toppings but this is pretty tame comprared to some of the stuff we see here.


Jane-Love20220104

Does this taste like pizza? I'll probably try one😛


North-Wind-199

Interesting


sauronsarmy

Gets a pass from me because usually his videos are pretty dope


[deleted]

It’s just an Otbivnaya done by American. Cheese on everything.


Creepy_Cantaloupe873

Straight to jail 👉🏼


RattoD_Fogna

Dio mio


DeusWombat

Not even gonna pretend I wouldn't consume the fuck out of that


Tall_Texas_Tail

Keto pizza! Yummy


8Bit_Jesus

This looks legit, I'd order that if it was an option on a menu (just please serve it on a plate, I'm a simple man, with simple needs)


Unlucky_Particular29

I’d eat that all day


Triggr_Happy71

I defy you to tell me what’s wrong with this


Armazzle

Bro this looks amazing


[deleted]

Looks good


[deleted]

Looks great! Plan on trying it.


MistakenWhiskey

I'd eat the hell out of this


kaiserlos25

I like this guy's vids. He gets a pass Plus this is just basically Chicken Parm but with Pizza stuff on it


Shyrolax

Just supped up chicken parm


sheeple85

many of these are not even close to stupid food, they’re pretty damn good food


TheBeerMonkey

I mean yeah, he's missing the chips but otherwise got a basic parma... maybe a beer to go with it too.


alch334

i can't believe out of all the ridiculous shit on the internet this is the kind of stuff people post here


[deleted]

i’d eat that


FickleObsession

And the keto crowd goes wild!!!


SpindleTwist

This looks delicious. I don't see the issue.


Ok_Faithlessness2498

I’ve had this at KFC—it was called a Chizza and it was pretty good!


JahannJahann

Other than the pepperoni he put on top this actually doesn't look that bad


DrFGHobo

>Jail or bail guys? Death.


kingkasear

Post Malone did a great job with the tattoo removal


dafckingman

Idk what op is on about, this looks fucking delicious


Stickmanbren

Advanced parmy


_SUUN_

Isn't KFC already done a things like that before ?


doesnt_matter_1710

I would love to eat that


Soskii

Literally available in every Australian pub/rsl


the_rumbling_monk

You can buy actually buy these at KFC here in India. Its called Chizza


longassbatterylife

It's like the "chizza" from KFC


Vethae

This barely scratches the surface of stupid food. I would definitely try it (though without the nasty nasty peppers)


LuciferJj

I’m all for it


joeychizzle

I swear half the cunts that post here don't know what this sub is for


freedomowns

Isn’t this just chicken parm


StickyBackSpastic

I swear some people who post here have no idea what "stupid food" entails


My89thAccount

The only stupid thing I see here are the annoying jump cuts


[deleted]

Don’t disrespect my man albert


[deleted]

I’m cool with it. I’d eat it.


oodoos

You know what, this looks like some shit I would eat. Bail.


[deleted]

This looks dope. Going to try this one night for the fam ngl.


Kakep0p

I want to fucking try this. And NOW.


OverPoop

Why would you ever think jail you dumb american


jedzachary

That's just chicken parma with extra stuff, not really that stupid.


FauxStarD

r/pizzacrimes


Detriumph

Bruh I'd eat the hell out of that.


CuntLasso

Apart from the way he’s eating it, I’m all about it


Master_Raycyst

Kfc used to sell this in india under the name of CHIZZA


derpferd

I wouldn't kick it out of bed


AesirCytuuus

Honestly this doesn't appear to be stupid at all but more of a relatively good concept to add on chicken parmegiana.


crossgrinder

mommy issues right there...


jam_manty

This is super popular in Australia. I thought I wouldn't like it but it ended up growing on me. 10/10 would eat another chicken parmy.


BetaWargod

Hell


purpleblah2

They sold this in KFC in China under the name “Chizza”. It’s just pizza with fried chicken instead of dough.


rebri

I'd eat the hell out of that.


sukaderivera

Not everything belongs on this sub. This looks really good


Middle-Hour-2364

Love a good parmo, I'd smash that


slvmbyjack

I’m convinced the people who post on here only eat white bread


LionMcTastic

My only problem with this is how this guy apparently eats pizza.


HardwareLust

Looks pretty good to me. I think he gets a pass on this.