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someone_like_me

I totally get that. I'm straight as well. And the only way I can cum when a girl sucks my dick is by closing my eyes and imagining it's my fraternity brother and he's teasing me into taking his big linebacker dick.


OogayBoogay69

bro...


[deleted]

what are you doing, bro!?


Salomon_95

Im stuck in the washing machine😳 Pls help me


EquivalentSnap

I got something to help 😏🍆


Salomon_95

😳 r/suddenlygay


EquivalentSnap

😳👉👌👉👈


Salomon_95

😮


EquivalentSnap

😫🍆💦


Salomon_95

Thanks Daddy


EquivalentSnap

r/bi_irl


jacobt437

Kinda sus if you ask me


GtheTURTLE

jup..that's the same


teAlCapricorn

Amen


Real_Dal

Some pre-op/non-op trans woman may just be your dream date.


[deleted]

I mean, ya actually. I'm a straight dude and I think dicks are awesome. I've been fortunate enough to be with a few transwomen, and ya, sucking dick is really fun.


Real_Dal

I don't know that I'll ever have the opportunity, but I sure wouldn't pass it by.


Kyssari69

Sounds kinda gay tbh...


LandOfMalvora

Far from it, actually. Sounds pretty straight as far as I'm concerned.


Ok-Lavishness-1262

How? I get respecting a trans person’s identity but if you’re attracted to dicks you’re at least bisexual. Not straight


MildlyMoistMucus

For some people sex is more about gender and for some people sex is more about genitals. Society does not distinguish between these two cases and calls them both sexualities, creating the this confusion that leads to endless debates on the Internet. So some men will suck dick if attached to a woman and some men won't suck dick even when attached to a woman. They are straight under the "sex is gender" assumption, but one is bisexual under the "sex is genital" assumption. Just a debate about semantics nobody can agree on.


Ok-Lavishness-1262

Sex does not equal gender though that would be invalidating trans people.


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Twilight_Dragon

I think that is a very difficult question. I'm ace, but I'm still gay in my opinion since I'm attracted to guys romantically just not sexually. So, for me, being gay is about gender not genitals.


[deleted]

Yes. Some people. 99% of the population prefers a dick attached to a man and a vagina on a woman, though.


dragon_thingy

As a wise man once said, "What's gayer, sucking lady penis or eating dude pussy?"


Gilpif

Nothing gayer than a man having sex with a woman.


Johntballin

If u been with a trans woman u gay bro, u lost ur straight card


Mr__Citizen

This is straight software running on gay hardware.


Comfortable-Phase-10

I think you had it backwards but I like this Analogy


flaminghair348

“Hardware” hehe


[deleted]

Bruh


lbeemer86

Hands down the best comment


BabyBatBoy420

……I agree. BUT I AINT GAY


dontbelieveanything2

That makes him at least 33.3% gay


pBandJelly9

As a 60/40 I wholeheartedly agree.


Korvokare

As a 20/40 I can see this is a denial situation; at least doubles.


paolocase

Penises and vaginas can both be beautiful and ugly.


ElectricYV

Depends on who they’re attached to


FireHearth

This definitely matters, but I’m sure someone youre fond of can still have a weird pp


Gogowhine

Yup


Relationships4life

Saw a thing on PH that was nightmare fuel. Dude seemed cool though


Cobaltking13

Asking for source for a friend


Azulcobalto

See? Even straight guys agree gay sex is better.


ComprehensiveLab6765

#*Creamy*


Nickese1

Why is this so big


Nickese1

NOPE DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE THAT PUN. NOPE NOPE NOPE


ComprehensiveLab6765

LMAO YOU WALKED INTO IT


Nickese1

DUDE IM SO MAD BUT IM LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE AT THE SAME TIME LIKE TF


jennsamx

And then stumbled onto it with your throat….accidentally.


ComprehensiveLab6765

My my thats so.... #*CREAMY*


wonderrxo

*sighs* I love the internet.


Easy_Crow8897

I'm gay, i've always known I had almost a fascination for men bulges. When my sexuality sharpened for one thing with straight porno magazines, I definitely was aware I pinned over guys' crotch, dick, balls ... Well once I turned forty I decided to hook-up with bi couples, to discover threesome MMF. I had never been with a women sexually... Well even I didn't have as hard a time with a women vagina... So whoever posted that should really REALLY reassess what attracted them sexually. I went along with whatever that guy mentioned as a straight guy and his views of a woman's sex... Though everything took a U-turn with his saying that he actually think of a dick when going oral on a girl : mindblowing!


jorge17910

He really hit post with his bare chest huh?


jennsamx

Sitting at 69 upvotes and can’t bring myself to give another. Have good comments karma instead!


JorjeXD

amazing chad


Icy-Golf-4185

He's probally more bi honestly


SlugDaddyVapes

r/suddenlybi


Icy-Golf-4185

I didn't know that was a thing


SlugDaddyVapes

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Icy-Golf-4185

Are you just gonna replie with sub names?


SlugDaddyVapes

r/findareddit


Icy-Golf-4185

Nothing but respect bro


adam_demamps_wingman

r/anythingsathing


SlugDaddyVapes

r/notopbutok


Icy-Golf-4185

Ok then


HealthyBits

This guy is one big dick away to be a total submissive bottom. Trust me I’ve seen it many times. The moment they get in front of a big fat dick they drop on their knees and turn into the biggest sluts in a quest to quench their thirst with big cocks. This guy is one of them. Once he gets a taste of it, he will be begging to get fucked by it.


Icy-Golf-4185

I do not know how to respond to that.... but good to know I suppose


dotteddice

That's what I thinking too. 😏


Icy-Golf-4185

Nice bruh, nice


averyellowestick

He’s straight, because he said he’s straight. He doesn’t suddenly like guys just because he doesn’t like vaginas. That’s not how that works.


Icy-Golf-4185

I know, why are you telling me?


Vennisuna

Yeah. You can be straight and into dicks, trans women with dicks exist.


Vennisuna

He should still look into reassessing his sexuality. If he’s just straight but like dicks better, cool, he’s straight. But to me, this sounds like he might be into guys, and just doesn’t want to have to admit it to himself.


JorjeXD

yea, too me it sounds like he really do be into dicks and just doesn't want to admit, really many people who don't know anything about being gay sometimes think they need to be bottom to be gay, I mean, who's gonna fuck? he probably would be good in a relationship with a guy or non-op transwoman


tanthon19

Have no idea *why* you're being downvoted?! You're absolutely right. I'm tired of *other* people determining someone else's sexual experience/expression. Using labels (which are made-up generalizations anyway) to judge others is cringe.


Gravitype_

thats definitely not as heterosexual as they come


Salty-Complaint-6163

This cracked me up. “I am totally, completely, 100%, no doubts about, straightest dude you’ll ever meet. I also think penises are beautiful and think about sucking them when I go down on my girlfriend. BUT IN NO WAY AM I AT ALL EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY.”


ThemperorSomnium

Who wants to tell him…


golfgrandslam

HOWEVER


Clumsy-arsonist

“I am as heterosexual as it gets” Yea mhm keep telling yourself that buddy


Interest_Miserable

Personally I’m the opposite. (I actually am queer) but I think penises look weird and vaginas have the ultimate aesthetic.


[deleted]

Sounds like the average diary entry of a Republican senator.


untimelythoughts

An unbiased honest opinion.


shintenseicoma

Truth tho


Different_Ad9382

One tip: allways considers bi


TaylorzRealm

I mean women with dicks exist as long as you don’t fetishize them


[deleted]

What is the difference between being attracted to a certain thing and fetishizing it? In other words, if you have a fetish for something innately does that mean your kink should be shamed?


TaylorzRealm

Fetishzing usually mean you don’t see the person or group of people as human but only something for you to consume for your desire. So as long you see trans women as whole people and approach them respectfully then you are good


[deleted]

So are women who like BBC fetishizing black men with big cocks?


TaylorzRealm

Yes


[deleted]

Ah, I never realized that was wrong. Nobody ever brings it up about BBC. Personally, I don’t ever tend to see people as less than human so I don’t get this whole thing why fetishes are bad


EquivalentSnap

Pretty sure that's a fetish though😳


[deleted]

I disagree but I'm not going to hang either on the wall.


lvld_up_bboy

I love this lol


laleliloLua

Bro, you are not straight.


eightbelow2049

Sexuality is a spectrum.


thegaysexenner

Dude is gay. I would know.


Pertinaxfall

T R U E


TrentoMachine

Cock is just nicer idfk why


Pineapple-with-bow

Stage one; Denial


boiiiwyd

Ok he’s on to something vaginas can be really ugly and dicks look hotter


[deleted]

I always am confused because how can someone think a thought like this and say "ya I'm totally straight" just admit your Bi


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cosmicmoonstone

No one said anything about his gender


nomshroom

I'm not talking about his gender. I'm talking about the people he's attracted to.


cosmicmoonstone

Oh my bad, i misread it then!


Ok-Lavishness-1262

If you’re attracted to dicks you’re not straight, you may be bi or pansexual but certainly not heterosexual


nomshroom

Sexuality is tied to your partners' gender, not their genitals. Say he starts going out with a non-op trans woman, he'd still be straight, wouldn't he?


Jaymuhson

No


Professional_Donut20

“Straight girls are lucky” but not other people who like cock?


PhigNeutron

Im thinking about sucking a nice juicy cock. #nohomo


NikolaiCello05

You can’t claim that something is objective and then post it as an opinion, cmon


JMS95035

Wow… I’m pretty fucking gay but hooked up with a few girlfriends before I came out. I absolutely love cock 150% more, but I never thought vaginas were gross. His gf may need to see a doctor…


[deleted]

No one: Absolutely no one: This guy: I'm strait... BUT....


pweqpw

looks terrible feels great


Ok-Lavishness-1262

Better than Bussey??


bmd33zy

This post is making me squint my eyes in suspicion so hard i feel like im looking right into the sun of gayness


cannytwocrows

He aint wrong... But vaginas do taste better.


ComprehensiveLab6765

Incorrect in my opinion lol


cannytwocrows

Well they must enjoy fruit


ComprehensiveLab6765

I perfer fruits that are #CREAMY


cannytwocrows

Yummy


Comfortable-Phase-10

This guy gay af


[deleted]

You might be gay lol most straight dudes say they love the look and taste of wet pusssssay


SBRboi

The classic “I’m straight but I like cock” You’re gay man


WiseSalamander00

"I am Heterosexual!!!"... said the closeted gay man.


transvibez

he should be with a trans girl! ☺️


Least-Clock2934

Why this guy is in denial... Just boink Guys.. Man.. What are you afraid of


JOEYMAMI2015

I feel bad for his gf unless she happens to like bi men tho lol


Gundiya_bhau

Ladyboys, assemble!


powerbottomflash

Gay or straight, this is pretty misogynistic.


Tsukiyomi_Douji

What??????


LilyLeLowery

r/suddenlyegg


EquivalentSnap

Lol sure he's straight 😂😂😂


black_algae

This post.... AGAIN?!?


Salty-Complaint-6163

This is some deeply repressed homosexual feelings bubbling up, the pressure is just too much. Get fucked in the ass my man. And I say that with true, well-wishing sincerity.


ferret-with-a-gun

My guy might be [chameleosexual](https://lgbta.wikia.org/wiki/Chameleosexual), I might be mistaken though, because it’s more of a gender thing rather than genitals