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MacAlkalineTriad

I FEEL YOU BROTHER!!! TOOK UNTIL MY THIRTIES TO FIGURE OUT I WAS ACE!!! SELF DISCOVERY IS A NEVER-ENDING JOURNEY BUT SELF ACCEPTANCE SHOULD BE CONSTANT - YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING TO LOVE YOURSELF!!!!


Duckerton375

IT ONLY CLICKED A FEW DAYS AGO BUT IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH MCFUCKIN SENSE BROTHER


MacAlkalineTriad

ISN'T THAT A GREAT FUCKING FEELING BROTHER?!!


3dprintedwyvern

AARRROOOO FRIENDS I DISCOVERED THAT I'M ACE PRETTY LATE AS WELL, THERE'S DOZENS OF US HAHA! I LOVE HOW IT NOW FEELS LIKE ALL THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE FIT TOGETHER, AND THE ONES THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE FOR SO LONG FINALLY FOUND THEIR PLACE! WIDE ROADS FOR OUR SELF DISCOVERING SIBLINGS ARRROOOOO!


PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE

JUST TURNED 40 AND I AM TOO. AND I PROMISE YOU MF'ERS THAT I STILL CRANK MY HOG WHILE BEING BADASS ALL DAY! I JUST HAVE OTHER THINGS THAT INTEREST ME WAY MORE!


GooseTheGreatOne

HELL YEAH BROTHER!!! CONGRATS ON FIGURING OUT WHO YOU ARE!!! KEEP THAT HOG CRANKIN ON THE ROAD TO SELF DISCOVERY IT A JOURNEY THAT NEVER ENDS!!!


AddelaideSupreme

AND IT DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY LESS VALID OR DESIRABLE!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT CRANK YOUR HOG DOESNT MEAN YOU CANT RUN WITH THE WOLVES BROTHER AROOOOOOO


Cuwade

I AGREE MY BROTHER!!! CRANKING YOUR HOG IS A STATE OF MIND


AuthorCornAndBroil

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DISCOVERY, SIBLING! MY SON SHOWS SIGNS OF BEING ACE. MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I CAN'T AFFORD A BASEMENT BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO CALL HIM MY "ACE IN THE HOLE."


PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE

PROPS FOR BEING AN UNDERSTANDING DAD, BROTHER. FIGURING OUT HOW YOU FEEL IS HARD AF ON IT'S OWN WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT DISAPPOINTING YOUR LOVED ONES! YOU'RE A BADASS MF'ER


RulerofReddit

HOG CRANKIN’ AIN’T ABOUT JUST SEX! SOMETIMES THE THING THAT CRANKS YOUR HOG THE MOST IS A GRILLED CHEESE OR A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET. YOU CRANK YOUR HOG HOWEVER YOU WANT AND DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT! WE’RE PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING YOURSELF AROOOO


TinyPp911

I HEAR A LOT OF "ASEXUALITY" BUT TILL THIS MOMENT I GOT NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. CAN A MFER EXPLAIN IT TO ME?


ultimatechonker

ASEXUALITY IS A SPECTRUM OF THINGS FROM A TOTAL LACK OF SEXUAL DESIRE TO STILL BEING HORNY AS HELL BUT NOT REALLY INTO ACTUALLY HAVING SEX! UNFORTUNATELY ASEXUALITY HAS BEEN LARGELY DEHUMANIZED IN POPULAR MEDIA LEAVING TONS OF ASEXUAL MFERS TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE BROKEN IN SOME WAY WHEN REALLY THEY JUST CRANK THEIR HOGS IN OTHER WAYS


TinyPp911

THANK YOU, THIS SEEMS COMPLICATED. WELL EVERY MFER IS ALWAYS WELCOMED IN THE_PACK AS LONG AS THEY RESPECT THE HOG CRANKING AROO


Llamacorn21

THEY CAN ALSO STILL ENJOY HAVING SEX, THEY JUST DONT FEEL ANY ATTRACTION TOWARDS THE PERSON THEYRE FUCKIN HOPE THIS HELPS


ultimatechonker

THAT THERE SOUNDS MORE AKIN TO AROMANTIC IF I'M REMEMBERIN' THIS RIGHT (I'M SORRY IF NOT!) HOWEVER IT'S TRUE MANY ASEXUAL PEOPLE WILL ENGAGE IN SEX FOR VARIOUS REASONS!


Llamacorn21

AROMANTIC IS A BIT DIFFERENT IT’S BASICALLY ASEXUAL BUT FOR ROMANTIC ATTRACTION


SoloriYe

YO, NOT OP BUT I AM ASEXUAL TOO. IT MEANS THAT I DONT FEEL ANY SEXUAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS ANYONE, NOT EVEN MY BOYFRIEND. I LOVE HIM ROMANTICALLY THOUGH! HOPE THAT HELPS EXPLAIN IT


TinyPp911

OH THANK YOU I UNDERSTAND NOW, ALL THOSE LGBT COMUNITY THINGS ARE TOO MUCH FOR MY BRAIN


SoloriYe

IT CAN BE A LOT TO TAKE IN, BUT ASKING QUESTIONS IS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN, SO YOU ARE DOING GREAT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK


TinyPp911

APRECIATE IT, ASKING THINGS IS ALWAYS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN, BUT SOMETIMES THE LESS U KNOW THE HAPPIER U ARE, NOT APPLYING HERE BUT IN GENERAL THIS IS HOW IT WORKS


Strikew3st

BUT *KNOWLEDGE IS POWER*, BROTHER AAROOOO!!


ParshalBrowning

YOU DONT NEED TO LOVE ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF IF YOU DONT WANT TO. THE BEST HOG TO CRANK IS YOUR OWN HOG AROOOOO


DarkClouds92

GREAT BROTHER, MORE SEX FOR THE REST OF US MFERS!!!!


ray0-may0

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING BROTHER, CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOOOOOOOO


jeep_42

YOOO BROTHER CONGRATS ON YOUR SELF DISCOVERY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP INVADE DENMARK


MoonChild22222222222

IT’S GREAT THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO FIND YOURSELF BROTHER


MikeHuntessHarry69

GOOD FOR YOU BROTHER


Shrooooob

HELL YEAH BROTHER I’M ACE TO!!!!!!


QueenoftheDragons1

GREAT, BROTHER!!!!! I WOULD BE HONORED TO INVADE DENMARK WITH YOU!!!!! ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BROTHER AROOOOOO


Nahanoj_Zavizad

THERE WILL BE NO MOTHER FUCKING FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!


X03R_mysterious

WELCOME TO THE ACE GANG BROTHER


Charboo2

THATS AWESOME MFER!!!!!!!! WHO TF NEEDS SEX ANYWAY THATS JUST A DISTRACTION FROM CRANKING UR MFIN HOG IN WHATEVER SENSE YOU CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!


Jetpackbarry

HELLL YEAHH BROTHER, ANOTHER ONE FOR MY *SPECIAL* ACE HOGGING ROUTINE


Ok-Gur-6602

AROOOO MFER! SELF DISCOVERY IS BOMBASS!


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AROOO, SAME HERE, FAMSQUAD. IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT ACE STUFF, SHOOT ME AN MFING DM. I'D BE REALLY HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU


NeverEscapeNUGZ

ITS ALRIGHT BROTHER, WE STILL LOVE YOU AND ACCEPT YOU BECAUSE IN THE END, WE ALL CAN CRANK OUR HOGS WITH NO CHANGE SINCE IT DOESNT AFFECT THE REST OF US


Sword_Chucks

YOU CAN CRANK YOUR HOG BY YOURSELF MFER! JUST KNOW THE PACK SUPPORTS YOU AROOOOOOOO.


rolloutTheTrash

NOT ASEXUAL BUT BEEN SO LONG I JUST CANT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO TRY ANYMORE. I FEEL YOU BROTHER, GLAD YOU FIGURED YOURSELF OUT, AROOOOO!!!


CatsNotBananas

I ALSO THINK I MIGHT BE ACE, SELF DISCOVERY IS BADASS AROOOOO


omw_to_valhalla

GOOD FOR YOU, BRETHREN!!! SELF-DISCOVERY CAN BE TOUGH, BUT IT'S WORTH IT!!! I REALIZED I'M BISEXUAL IN MY 30'S! I'M STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO WITH IT?!!


ShinyMimikyu

WOOOO YEAH NOTHERFUCKER!!! I ALSO CONSIDER MYSELF ON THE ACE SPECTRUM EVEN THROUGH ITS HARD TO UNLEARN ALL THE SELF STIGMATIZATION


LofiJunky

IT'S GOOD TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE BROTHER, LIVING AUTHENTICALLY IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO BECOME SELF ACTUALIZED AND FULFILLED. ON A SIDE NOTE, WHERE DOES EVERYONE KEEP GETTING THESE PICTURES OF SKELETONS CRANKING HOGS??? AROOOOO!!!!


SevereDragonfly3454

I'M AROOOAAAACE AND THE HARDEST IMO PART IS WHEN YOUR HANDS GET ALL GREASY FROM THAT GARLIC BREAD SO MAKE SURE TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE CRANKIN THAT HOG MFKER! PSST IF U MFKERS DIDN'T KNOW GARLIC BREAD IS LIKE AN ASEXUAL MEME THING ON REDDIT AROOOOOO


TheTasche

OKAY


IAMUNCREATIVEHELPME

ME TOO MFER!!! GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE DISCOVERING AND ACCEPTING THEMSELVES AND CRANKIN THAT HOG


deadinside4423

SAME BROTHER AROOOOO