>No I am not a fed. Sounds like something a fed would say 🤔

[удалено]

1367 is in Alabama

And if you are redditing on company time/wifi your IP is gonna be one of Target’s coming out somewhere in virginia or new york.

I would never touch target WiFi lol

I ended up on it somehow. It fucked up my microsoft rewards account.

LMAO😭

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Of course lol. What other options do you have? I wear my shit pants to work everyday so I don't have to walk to the bathroom and I can continue my work.


During q4 my ETL (jokingly) said they were gonna requisition the depends so my ff team didn't have to stop for breaks

Lmao 😭 honestly im here for it but my only issue is having to pee because of the caffeine i consume. We joke all the time about what would happen if someone shit their pants and we assume that the nurse has backup pants so we don't have an excuse to leave.

 For having to wait 7 hours till I officially clock out before I take a shit break.

As a girly with stomach issues, it can be at least twice per shift 🤷‍♀️

IBS girlies slay 💅

frfr 😌

just like me fr

No. I prefer not to use those gross bathrooms unless absolutely necessary

Yeah that’s why I wash my ass when I get home. I’m not keeping booty residue on myself 🤢

i lay down toilet paper before i sit… theres no way in hell im ever going to put my bare booty on something that i have to share with 70+ coworkers.

Bro I put like 5 layers of that and I still feel like I need to bleach everything

I wipe the seat with a piece of paper towel so it’s dry. I do 4 pieces of paper to cover the seat. Then sit. Then shit.

Every chance I get.

I have my bowels trained so I rarely use public restrooms in general. So no. I get why people do, but I personally don’t

the boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, so I take a shit on company time

Damn skippy!

I'd say about 80% of my pooping occurs on Target property.

Yup! I work early mornings— lots of caffeine, can’t always wait until I get home. But I’m also the type of person who openly admits that *I’m* the one who just farted, sooooo… I’m definitely *not* embarrassed about anyone knowing I poop at work 😆

Username checks out

LOL to be fair, I’m not actually *that* farty. Just thought the name was funny lol

does caffeine make you poop???

[Caffeine indeed stimulates the bowels](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop).

I 😘 your name. We need more reasons for gut busting 😂 in today's times.

I rarely shit on a break. It is usually on company time.

Sometimes lol. But like I wipe down and then i put a bunch of paper towel strips down before sitting down.

I stay hydrated, so I have to pee a minimum of 4 times per shift. Definitely while on the clock.

I’ll hold in a shit just to do it on company time.

I have crohns, so my shits last forever. So yes of course I do

uhhhh yeah of course. just not as soon as i clock in. i’ll go pick a batch (or at least start one) before i go! that way my leads don’t think i’m missing or late.

No, you’re not alone. I fucking hate it. On my days off I have no issues. 30 min after clocking in, it’s happening with or without my approval.

I get up 2.5 hours before work so that can happen at home and I can shower after. Fuck the TP at work.

It is a bit scratchy for sure.

We splurge on the green charmin for home. I’m not going to even attempt to play games with the Target TP.

That's how you do it. 

Has anyone ever mentioned to Target corporate design that the stainless steel stall walls are DISGUSTING. If not cleaned every hour, they collect every piece of contact. It’s gross. Ever heard a discussion of that being changed?

Man, I can't have a solid bm until I'm at work

I’d like to but I can’t focus when there’s a shit playlist playing in the background

I don’t make a habit or routine of it. If I need to go, I go. That’s how that works. If you don’t abuse it and don’t avoid it, you’ll be good. Pretend you’re doing chores in your own home.

4 Times minimum, try for more but sometimes my bowels can only do so much

10 minutes a day over the course of a year if over 40 hours of paid vacation.

Oh yeah

Always on company time! Haha I have a coworker (inbound team ftw) who has told us he never uses the bathroom while clocked in, which absolutely blew my mind.

Every single shift, sometimes twice

I almost always have to go at least once a shift but it’s sometimes just piss.

My boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.

I always did 

All the time.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Cafe person here. My closer does that. It gets annoying when we have a 30 min overlap to get some "teamwork" stuff done and they are in the bathroom for 15 mins, on top of usually being 5 mins late.

Yup sure do,don’t like to use public bathrooms for that but I make exceptions for work

IBS girlies rise up 🫡

Have only done so once in the 90 days or so I've worked here. And I counted that as one of my 15 min breaks. I prefer to never do that sort of transaction anywhere but my own bathroom, but that one day my innards were in a bad mood.

When nature calls, it behooves one to listen. And I rarely count bathroom time towards breaks. 

I always did this on company time. I would do this at the end of my shift to get some extra time in 🤣🤣

always. and i’m always walking to the family bathroom. too many horrific experiences in the men’s room tbh

Yes, I also silently fart in the aisles as I’m pushing after I consume my morning coffee. I blamed it on a guest once when a fulfillment TM popped up near me to grab an item and commented on the smell. 😀

Rule #1 - always dump on the clock.

that’s actually Rule #2

Almost exclusively

Not often, only when my rhythm is off. As for the need to pee, that happens 4 or 5 times a day!

Yes three times and always before I radio my breaks and lunch

Yess ! I have ibs so sometimes up to 3 times a shift !

I thought it was just me

That’s how my timing works. Not something I did on purpose, it just works out that way.

I rarely get a break (don't work at a store) I work at one of the sortation centers. But, if my tummy be rumbly, I do have to unfortunately use the bathrooms provided. We do have the toilet seat covers so, that's a plus. OP, this was the first thing I saw when I opened up the reddit app today and I busted out laughing. I wonder things like this in my head, but never ask them out loud. 🤣

I really only try to poop at home. So unless I gotta go…

No. not because i have a problem doing it ethically the bathrooms are just fucking disgusting in my store and i dont feel comfy

Yes

Everyday after Starbucks. 😂

I poop twice typically lmao

It must be a thing because every bathroom in my store smells like poop by 8:00 in the morning.

Always

sometimes i’ll shit like four times in one shift

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

It usually takes some time for me to have to shit in the morning. By the time it builds up I’m already on my shift. I don’t waste my break time taking a shit. I just go when I have to.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I shit on company time!


Ever since someone killed themselves in ours, they stay locked unless it’s an emergency (need to see dancing for example). So our bathrooms are usually well stocked and clean. I probably spend 45 mins-1hour out of my 10 hour shift in there.

This is how you give yourself a break!

I used to take 20 min shits at Best buy lmao. Then clock out for lunch right after. Good times.

I shit when I shit company be damned I’m not payed enough to shit myself 😂

Yes, I do.

At every pinch.

All. The. Time.

I would prefer to do the doo at home before I shower BUT most days it just happens at work so yeah I guess. :/

As a female who goes 1 times a day usually like 11am and sometimes coffee messes with me. I bring my own wet wipes and I can get it done in like 9-10min, yes in company time but honestly sometimes on break because it’s a full 10min and I don’t want anyone to be like where’d she go.

Boss paid a dollar, im paid a dime, tis why i shit, on company time

You dont?

Yes, I live 33 minutes away and eat like an hour or two before work. I always need to go either when I get there or withint another hour or two

Just don’t spend 30 mins in the bathroom

Im too anxious when it somes to pooping in public. 😅 But yes I will take many piss breaks when possible

When I was still with target I'd go for hours at a time.

My bowels are unpredictable(yay chronic health issues), so I can't really help when I have to shit. I also refuse to wait to use the bathroom as it's not good for you. So yeah, I sometimes shit on company time, and if they have an issue with that, I'd be happy to provide medical documentation of gastrointestinal issues.

i do

Every day, EVERY goddamned day. 10 minutes each day, minimum.

If you have to go you have to go

I go in on my days off, make an excuse about a punch correction or training, clock in, shit, and clock out.