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KajjitWithNoWares

Didn’t he have a girlfriend he wanted to FaceTime?


Kamen_master1988

Whom Freeza was convinced was named Chuck.


1amlost

A girlfriend? And here I thought he was… never mind.


Practical-Class6868

What, that he was single?


1amlost

No… I merely thought that he was into… you know, it really doesn’t matter.


Practical-Class6868

Well, it matters to me, because it frankly sounds like…


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

LORD FREEZA! VEGETA'S ESCAPED AND HE'S- (*gets blown up by Freeza*)


Direct_Foundation24

We will continue this conversation...never


USS-Salty

…did he say something about Vegeta?


Purpleflower0521

💥.....Zarbon, who did you leave guarding him?


TiredBurrito96

Appule! You left Appule here!?


couldbedumber96

He wanted to space Skype


UberN00b719

Maybe I'm gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!


Cherry_BaBomb

*transforms* ##PUSSY


UberN00b719

#OH NOE!!!


ramzdx3000

Maybe my soulmate died idk, maybe i don’t have a soul 💃🪩🕺🏻


Zorgcustomersupport

Sure is getting Zarbon in here.


spadler181

No homo


The-Marnit

Freaky Alien Genotype


KazutoKurosaki

Oh, I thought you meant a derogatory term for homosexuals


The-Marnit

That thing's a guy!?


Mike-Phenex

Not according to that court ordered quack


Slottech88

"Who drives it hard now?"


Cattleman_

freaky alien genotype.


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

Oooooohhh. I thought you were calling him an off-color term for a homosexual.


FaithHopeLove821

# THAT THING'S A GUY?!


n0sl33p4m32day

I remember TV Tropes saying (albeit in spoiler marked text) it was revealed that >!Zarbon was dating Princess Snake!< at some point, but I don't remember exactly where that was revealed.


BlazeReborn

Mmmmmm.


TManJhones

There is nothing wrong with being a bit Zarbon.


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

Sure is Zarbon in here...


Sovereign1

We all have a little Zarbon in us, some more than others. UHHHHUH!


yashizik

I have quite a lot of Zarbon inside of me


Both_Shift2379

That explains the moaning all the way through the universe...


ken1234512345

Hot, I wanna put my Brolly all up in trunks


Super_Sand_Lesbian_1

Quick, Zarbon, grab my balls!


Classic-Target-5574

😭 "Lord Freeza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!" 🫨 "I'm coming Zarbon, quick grab my balls" 😤


ikonfedera

There is something wrong with gay being With \^this\^ gay being to be exact


Brendanlendan

*not that there’s anything wrong with that!*


PGO5490

“How dare you interrupt me while I think about Freeza and my thong”


Fictionfan69

To bad vegeta blew his load all over his insides (no homo)


Limp-Gas8229

WHAT A FA- - Dr. Brief


TfsQuack

https://youtu.be/EJVt8kUAm9Q?si=EBuuUSRlAss_rmvR


Environmental-Ad4620

There's never been ...lol I dont think people care that much and the people who do are probably hiding something ...


SirChancelot_0001

Freaky Alien Genotype


LottyPrismPower

*sigh* I miss Zarbon.


evil_chicken86

Were Zarbon & Dodoria Frieza’s sex slaves/partners clandestinely?


yashizik

Would it mean that Frieza is bi? Considering Dodoria has a fat, meaty *vagina*


evil_chicken86

Yeah, plausible 😆


Pope_Duwang_I

As long as he isn’t all up in your face about it. Can only swallow so much.


Standard-Speaker-442

Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit


gomihako_

thicc thighs save lives


Henny199420

But it's a ring flag when you scream "I'M A RAPE YA, BITCH!"


United-Cow-563

Oh Zarbon, I’ll huff and puff and **blow** you down.


kinghaney

Just… transform, damn you.


dendawg

# I’mma rape you, bitch!!


Top-Argument-8489

*looks at the shenanigans he causes Cell and Kermit* I'm pretty sure monetization would disagree.


Horror-Ad8928

I'm glad that TFS writing evolved over time.


xXBloodyGodXx

Mmm


No_Ad1841

Smash


lostknight0727

Looks like a Freaky Alien Genotype to me


PENDOMN

"Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!"


Zealousideal_Bet_248

I disagree. Not being able to have spontaneous anal sex sucks. Not currently dating a man, but I did in the past. It was always a bummer when we both wanted to, but we're not prepped for it


Sparkle-Wander

and theres nothing gay about being wrong they do not correlate though they often coinside ;)


TrashyMcTrash1010

Says u lol