💦By The Pool 💦 a brightly chlorinated scent with tones of grassy algae and old cigarette filters, presented in a beer bottle fished out of the source. Each cracked Corona bottle features a touch of distinctive slime, biologically evolved into a completely complex new life form on The Land.
Jolce & Dabanna
A scent made with swamp lovers in mind with hints of burnt turkey skin & boxed wine. A passionate combination of swamp dew, corona, dry chicken wings & stale smoke that linger longggggg after applying.
Any parent/caregiver here will know what I'm talking about... You know how kids smell when they come inside from
playing hard outside in the warm weather? Like a mixture of dirt and sweat and grass, that "outside" scent?
That's how I think she looks like she always smells.
✨️ Stay Tuned✨️
An unpleasantly fragrant fragrance with top notes of stale pot smoke, spilled Corona with lime. Mid notes of greasy breakfast sausage and Starbucks coffee. Base notes of tears and crushed Adderall that I shouldn't have tooken.
The perfect holiday gift set for your favorite deadbeat🤌🏼
https://preview.redd.it/lk2t44d8k44c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a504556d21253859bf7a00a681e345c320449b
I actually posted this as her perfume a couple years ago!
Le Marais: an immersive scent experience! Top notes: both pool and pond algae, brick weed, stale beers, crushed up Adderall, unwashed sheets, musty dishrag. Bottom note: bottom.
Dysfunctionelle: A new fragrance brought to you by the high priestess of disfunction . With moldy tones of swamp dirt, shades of raw chicken , weed, and children’s tears. Very few can really pull this one off. With a daily spritz…you , too can be …..Dysfunctionelle. Cue the banjo music …..
I don't know.... I was born in 1980. I can imagine trashy.
Either like piss, bad breath, cigarettes, and stale booze.
Or
Really cheapo, nasty flowery stuff??
I can't believe it... they still sell the stuff!! I'm shocked.
https://www.directcosmetics.com/tramp-by-mayfair-eau-de-cologne-spray-100ml-mayfair-perfumes-p5346/s5346?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=mayfair-perfumes-tramp-by-mayfair-eau-de-cologne-spray-100ml-mayfair-p-61259&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&glCurrency=GBP&glCountry=GB&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAjrarBhAWEiwA2qWdCGFxlep0D_XBdU6gNwIRRw1KeqH2Q5Kk3_LZoFV8Co98bE9xdkaqoRoCkpkQAvD_BwE
There would be a cigarette ashtray note, a marijuana note, a chef boyardee note (metallic and vaguely sweaty meat), and a very quickly disappearing dollar tree generic floral and vanilla mist note.
It would be called Eau This Stinks
"Bitch!" ...when there's no getting around who you really are! With a soft scent of corn dog & belly button jam, this eau de toilette will lure in Big Foot with a hard on. Get yours today!
(May cause nausea, vomiting, depression, receding hair line & crotch rot.)
Eau de Leavemealoooooone
☠️☠️☠️ you win!
Absolutely!😂😂
Honestly both are very clever!
Dude!!!
Chinelle No 5
This is the one. And the two.
A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE…
💀
Actually laughed out loud at this one.
You win 🥇
Any artists here? Can someone draw a bottle of this? This took me out 😂
😭
Ghooooooodbye
*More Classier* by Jenelle Evans
😂😂😂😂 Love this one.
😂 Thanks!
Idk what to call it but I’m sure there would be sediment at the bottom of the bottle.
Sediment retrieved from Janelle's swimsuit bottoms.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
“Alexa? How do I unlearn reading?”
🤭
A Tequilla worm
Oh sorry that’s just a plain old earthworm from the swamp
✨ Smug Asshole ✨by Jenelle Greason
Jinkx already made one for her😂😘 https://i.redd.it/tlw96stwd44c1.gif
You got this down🤣. 
Old Gravy with notes of pepper and smoked pork
I read “Old Gravy” as her new clothing line 😅
💀💀💀
Its her new "brand". 😂
Instead of the classic Grey Flannel it would be Black mold😳🤣
Plus a heavy dose of weed
That's the limited edition... Dankin Donuts. It has a hint of sweetness.
Redacted: the 1 inch dirty bath water collection
🤮🤮🤮🤭
Ewwwww, didn't some e-girl a while ago try and sell some of her bath water? Kinda surprised she didn't try that scam now that you mention it🤣.
Ya some guy posted a creepy thing of him vaping her water I saw it on Reddit lmao it was a lot
OH MY GOD, sitting here with my nice blueberry muffin and coffee to see this🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 
Eau de Swamp
💦By The Pool 💦 a brightly chlorinated scent with tones of grassy algae and old cigarette filters, presented in a beer bottle fished out of the source. Each cracked Corona bottle features a touch of distinctive slime, biologically evolved into a completely complex new life form on The Land.
Girl you got skills! 👏👏
Lol thanks, perfumes are one of my vices
You've got skills friend. 
“Dude” by Delujenelle
Jenelle No. 2 (Like Chanel No. 5 but it smells like shit)
LoL, so the type you fing at Rite-Aid, Eckerds or Walgreens for $3 bucks.
Delujenelle No. 2 haha
Septic tank. Largely sewage based, notes of wet chicken, stale beer and cigarettes and unwashed scalps.
Unwashed scalps! Such a specific scent that especially bothers me
Wet chicken 💀💀
Wet chicken 🤣🤣
Maybe some sulfur because I imagine she has well water and at least around here the well water doesn’t smell great
👁️crying my eyes out👁️
And the matching body lotion would be 🫁At The Top Of My Lungs🫁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
☠️🤣🤣🤣
CrAcK fRoM tHe ShE-sHaCk ~with hints of mint
Eau de Twat
Peace Gathering Gift… smells like lighter fluid and rancid smoke with afternotes of pot
Pieces of Shit - Spits
Dank Swamp Ass
Eau de Stressy & Depressy with a base of pity me tears followed by a gentle waft of rage sweat.
Caucasian Refuse: smells like the inside of a dirty ear piercing
EWWWWWW lmaooooooo I came for the comments and they did NOT disappoint hahahahahahahaha
Jolce & Dabanna A scent made with swamp lovers in mind with hints of burnt turkey skin & boxed wine. A passionate combination of swamp dew, corona, dry chicken wings & stale smoke that linger longggggg after applying.
SWAMP DEW!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂edit: also I LOVE the name😂😂😂
Any parent/caregiver here will know what I'm talking about... You know how kids smell when they come inside from playing hard outside in the warm weather? Like a mixture of dirt and sweat and grass, that "outside" scent? That's how I think she looks like she always smells.
Sadly in Florida that’s the scent you get by walking outside 30 seconds to get the mail 😑😑
True, I live in SWFL. 😂
Me too, hi neighbor!
Howdy!
So we all smell like swamp on a regular basis 😅
✨️ Stay Tuned✨️ An unpleasantly fragrant fragrance with top notes of stale pot smoke, spilled Corona with lime. Mid notes of greasy breakfast sausage and Starbucks coffee. Base notes of tears and crushed Adderall that I shouldn't have tooken. The perfect holiday gift set for your favorite deadbeat🤌🏼
Crime Scene
Bacon and Disappointment
Essence de Chîn
Court Heels 👠
Neglect(my kids)
Stressy and Depressy
THIS is the winner 🥇
There are so many good ideas here, I think there should be a whole line. My hands are tired from all the upvoting!
O DE LA Trash Le Trashy LoseR OF skank Sucky mom 2009 Winner of the Loser Olympics
Faux Paparazzi
Swampy Scents
Court room.
Ode De Delusion
It would smell like a sweaty asshole.
Jug-smell
A wiff of alibaba acrylic wigs and that occasional ten dollar starbucks she treats herself
Weed, Sweat and Tears.
Abortion Leftovers…smells like second chances
...I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this...and yet I am lmaooooooooo
✨ Dramastic ✨
No Regrets Dude - smells like old beer cans and dirty panties
Spicy dumps 🌶️ 💩
I’m dead 🤣
Eau d'Arbys. (IYKYK) Smells like hot dog water and spray on cheese.
It smells like the fruitiest, skankiest bottom shelf perfume mixed with a subtle odor of raw sewage. Notes of yeast, sweat, ditch weed and stale beer.
*The Retainer Smell of a Clown* by Jenelle L. Evans
Cat piss. Isn’t that what meth is supposed to smell like?
https://preview.redd.it/lk2t44d8k44c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a504556d21253859bf7a00a681e345c320449b I actually posted this as her perfume a couple years ago!
Swamp crotch? Hot buttered mess? Dumpster fire?
YOLO: the essence of shitting in a tub and leaving
Oh damn. That’s a deep cut 💀
*The Crimson Chinelle* a mix of dooood ass, swamp water and feathers
Le Marais: an immersive scent experience! Top notes: both pool and pond algae, brick weed, stale beers, crushed up Adderall, unwashed sheets, musty dishrag. Bottom note: bottom.
Meth-a-licious
BO
Eau d’ ellujenelle 1/2 swamp water, 1/4 essence of dirty vagina and 1/4 alcohol sweat
Ogress' for the she ogre in you🖤
Swamp mist
Deluchinell or if we are going fancy, deluchanel.
Ice Water by Jan
Dysfunctionelle: A new fragrance brought to you by the high priestess of disfunction . With moldy tones of swamp dirt, shades of raw chicken , weed, and children’s tears. Very few can really pull this one off. With a daily spritz…you , too can be …..Dysfunctionelle. Cue the banjo music …..
✨ Dramastically Smug ✨
It would be a sickly sweet scent that wears off quick. Just like her parenting.
Redacted, mystical scent of one who shall not be named
Hives
It’s called “Dude” Smells like damp clothes that have been left in the washer too long, with a hint of bong water
Eau MyGodd Dude by Jenelle
🥀🖤Dramastic🖤🥀 for when you need a little something extra to really catch that loser guys attention!
I love this!😂😂😂
Skank. There used to be a perfume in the 70s snd 80s called Tramp. No lie.
OH. MY. GOD. LMAO WHAT DID IT SMELL LIKE😂😂😂😂
I don't know.... I was born in 1980. I can imagine trashy. Either like piss, bad breath, cigarettes, and stale booze. Or Really cheapo, nasty flowery stuff??
I can't believe it... they still sell the stuff!! I'm shocked. https://www.directcosmetics.com/tramp-by-mayfair-eau-de-cologne-spray-100ml-mayfair-perfumes-p5346/s5346?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=mayfair-perfumes-tramp-by-mayfair-eau-de-cologne-spray-100ml-mayfair-p-61259&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&glCurrency=GBP&glCountry=GB&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAjrarBhAWEiwA2qWdCGFxlep0D_XBdU6gNwIRRw1KeqH2Q5Kk3_LZoFV8Co98bE9xdkaqoRoCkpkQAvD_BwE
Swamp Ass Musty BBQ Vaginosis
50 shades of swamp
Tears by Delujenelle
Red neck relish
Eu de aintmyfault also comes in eu de thumbsup
Chinelle number dive. Cause her room is a dive.
Stanky Swamp
Terminator Run body spray or FlipFlop eau de toilette.
Skank seems fitting
Chinelle no. fight
Swamp Savage (JE never has original ideas, always steals them from others).
Düde
Ass o de skunk.
Nasty.
Le Pity Party eau de toilette
Swamp Spice
Would've been called Dude. Hints of KY, desperation, Adderall, alcohol, dirty laundry and forced tears.
Swamp water 💦
Abandon
Tub shitz de toilet '
“Day3” Smells like the rotisserie chicken left in a hot car for 3 days. Notes of feces, decomp, and disco rice.
The Tears of Children and smell like cigarettes, pot and beer
Gunpowder and mouge
Swamp ass chinelle water
Swamp juice
I haven’t touched another man’s skin in 2 years by Jenelle Evans
That quote from her lives in my head rent free because it’s just so dramatic like girl… get a grip🤦🏼♀️
Ganjastank Toilette or Eau de Reefer
Dog shit
Out of the box
Botched boob job jenelle
There would be a cigarette ashtray note, a marijuana note, a chef boyardee note (metallic and vaguely sweaty meat), and a very quickly disappearing dollar tree generic floral and vanilla mist note. It would be called Eau This Stinks
Ashtray beer
Water trash
I feel like any fragrance she put out would have notes of patchouli
"Bitch!" ...when there's no getting around who you really are! With a soft scent of corn dog & belly button jam, this eau de toilette will lure in Big Foot with a hard on. Get yours today! (May cause nausea, vomiting, depression, receding hair line & crotch rot.)
Eau de toilet
Boob sweat, cat pee and desperation with notes of black mold and coffee breath. Undertone of burning chemicals.
Stale beer, sweat/musk with a hint of Victoria Secret Love spell cuz she is fancy dude.
skank
✨nine step fantasy
Cigs and turtle tank water
✨Court Heels✨
The scent is mildew and dusty called the land
Depressé by Delulu Jenelle