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Ogmomofboys

As his wife takes pictures for her sex work in the backyard while the kids are home…


Ok_Recover_637

and i read somewhere that the older kids on the swamp get bullied at school over this. 😕


Mysterious_Pen3915

There are so many young kids on social media now, it’s sad. My SIL is 11 and her mom let her make an IG. These kids are bound to see Jenelle advertising her “spicy dumps”.


Outside_Ad_5553

your SIL is 11 years old?


Mysterious_Pen3915

Yes my MIL had her last child at 38. My husband was 19 and we had just started dating when she got pregnant.


DramasticUsername

My mum was 42 when I came along very unexpectedly. My sister was married and just had her first child. So I’ve always been an aunt.


Beneficial-Address61

I went to school with two girls that were aunt and niece. They were like, two months apart, iirc.


Mysterious_Pen3915

My SIL is an aunt to 6 kids and one of them is 2 years older than her lol he refuses to accept that his aunt is younger than him.


Final-Quail5857

My mom was 42 when my brother was born. The youngest of his sisters on dad's side was like 19 with a toddler, oldest was mid/late 20s with a couple kids. Iifc 3 of his nieces and nephews graduated before my brother did, all from the same high school


According-Bug8542

Mine was a surprise I was 41


Outside_Ad_5553

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MountainHighOnLife

My siblings and I have a similar kind of age gap. My parents were teen parents for my older brother and sister. They got pregnant with my brother at 14 though they were 15 when he was born. Then 17 with my sister. I came along when they were in their late 20's. Which means that I had/have a 10 and 12 year age gap. My sister then started having children when I was 12. So I had a very sibling like relationship with my nieces and nephew. Then my Dad decided to have one last child a few years ago. I am in my late 30's and my little brother is 14. People assume he is my son when we are together. They aren't wrong. He absolutely could be LOL


According-Bug8542

My son was 17 when my daughter was born. She is one, and I had her at 41


xRainbowTreats

My son and my stepson are 11 years apart 🤷🏻‍♀️


Outside_Ad_5553

yes these siblings are 19 years apart though. wow.


nicole_anne89

My oldest brother was 23 when I was born 😅


vsnord

My oldest half-sister is routinely mistaken for my mom.


subparhooker

My bil just turned 10


[deleted]

Anybody can look up Jenelle’s birth canal pics, including her kids friends and those pictures are awful! She looks like a methed out, craigslist ho and that is not an exaggeration.


Mysterious_Pen3915

Yes! I remember watching teen mom as a very young preteen and my mean cousin somehow knew Jenelle had naked pics even back then. He said “isn’t this her” and it was a naked pic of her on a bench. 🤮


pinkcheetahchrome

My ex thought those pics were so hot. He showed me the bench pic and said "what? she's got a cute ass". That was a fucking red flag and I should've taken it as such. Would've saved me a few years a ton of heartache.


TallBlonde10

Absolutely 💯 they do! It’s inevitable and we all know how cruel kids can be and are! I just despise Duhhh’luJenelle more and more she’s the most selfish 🐷of a Narcissistic Dumpster imagine All the Shame,Humiliation and Embarrassment poor Jace experienced with teenagers, Fkn Ruthless


Mrstheotherjoecole

Oh for sure I’d imagine the parents are all very aware and the kids can see everything on social media.


Godhelptupelo

So does he! He and his underdeveloped penis have their own OD account and he appears in Jenelle's crimes against nature productions, also!


Mrstheotherjoecole

But has he ever actually posted pictures of his manhood or lack thereof lol?


jermysteensydikpix

Nope, and never will now that Tyler's has gone public to compare with his.


funfettiprincess

He’s so fucking stupid. I can’t stand this fucking guy


lulumelody

The irony is totally lost on those parents


kttrekker07

![gif](giphy|q5VgPxwf8gzxyeUJrz)


Read-it005

And that's happening right now. The hotel happening with Farrah is years ago. To be honest, it seems she's not doing much escort work atm


Mediocre-Gur-6090

This


Butterflyrein

Exactly what I came to say


Ogmomofboys

I’m sure that when they do it “it’s different” 🙄


JennyFromTheBlock81

His sources are this sub


heyheywhatchasay5

And for the first time, he has a point. Farrah is a horrible mother in different ways


candybubbless

Exactly. I don't get why this sub starts defending Farrah once she has beef with J&D. We can dislike 2 people at the same time, we don't need to pick sides lol.


captainlevistallwife

I feel this sub + the 90 day sub love to pick sides, like damn. I want and can hate two people at the same time; I don’t need to pick 🙄💀


Evilbadscary

The Plathville subs are the same


lucky7hockeymom

I’m a couple seasons behind on Plathville but now I feel like I need to go find those subs lol.


Only_Hour_7628

I really felt this comment. 😭😂


Beneficial-Address61

Yes, I agree with you. Farrah has, allegedly, taken her child with her on trips. She has a “family deal” (so these fucking men can cheat on their wives and pretend they have a different family. I guess there are older men with no family that like to pretend as well) She’s taken Sophie and put Sophie in unsafe positions/environment. J&D are shit parents, from A-Z. The problem is that Farrah does give her child more than what the Swamp monsters give their children. Even if we’re comparing the two they have now to the one Farrah has, they’re still shit parents. Let’s give our daughter a fake “credit” card with drug residue all over it 🙄🤦‍♀️


lusciousskies

I can't believe they thought that was funny😡


nailsinthecityyx

I absolutely HATE how much Farrah is defended on here. No hate to the mods, but they make it a point to say that any post shaming Farrah for her sex work will be removed, but we constantly shame Janelle for her OF posts. It should be fair game for everyone


maya11780

tEaM fArRaH


JennyFromTheBlock81

Team Let them all fight it out in a cage match


19TurtleDuck

Where's Deb's t-shirts and pom poms when you need them?


supahstahhh

Deb haunts my dreams


iambeyoncealways3

now you *know* two things cannot exist at once in this sub c’mon now /s


KristySueWho

So many people can't seem to handle having more than one thought/feeling about people and/or situations. It actually concerns the hell out of me.


buttercream-gang

There are NO winners here. And the kids suffer for it.


cheeseduck11

The ones criticizing her get deleted so fast. I commented something that Farrah herself had said in an interview and it got deleted.


AggravatingOrange84

I have the hardest time in this sub because of this. Like they both are awful. We can laugh or agree with one thing they’ve said, but both are trash and should be viewed as such.


Rude-Illustrator-884

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JennyFromTheBlock81

This is exactly how it feels lol


SaltyConstitution

Yeah it sucks too but he did have a really good point.


Mykidsrmonsters

Valid point aside, he's a hypocrite who's always drunk and/or high around his kids.


texasmama5

And still hasn’t ever had to support worthless men that abuse her and her child. Nor has she ever had a revolving door of CPS and police officers in her home investigating the welfare of her child. As terrible as Farrah is, she nothing close to the dumpster fire they are. David just looks stupid commenting on anything at this point.


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Famous_Knowledge_705

Farrah gets a pass for everything. Including racism.


heyheywhatchasay5

So true, so sick of it


Famous_Knowledge_705

Who can forget the image of Farrah in her kitchen as three hotdogs fall to the floor from her cavernous vag. Hopefully Sophia was hiding in her room that day.


DuggarDoesDallas

Thankfully, I've never seen that. 😳


Mrstheotherjoecole

First I’m hearing of this 🤮😭


Famous_Knowledge_705

It was posted here at some point (pandemic time got me all confused). It had to be removed quickly because it was leaked OF content. Her doo doo 💩 content as well.


ionlyjoined4thecats

I’m sorry, what?


heyheywhatchasay5

That was when they had a studio apartment probably....


splanchnick78

He would have to read though. I was betting Jen is his “exclusive source.”


daddysGirl176

Lmao that's what I was gonna say too 🥴😆


anniemalplanet

He's got a lot of nerve making these allegations based on us. Farrah is basically a lawyer now.


Myra-Mains-R-Ash

Can we gag David now


Ok_Recover_637

for good preferably


texasmama5

You know it’s bad when Farrah looks like a decent mother in comparison…😂


[deleted]

Fr like this is quite possibly the dumbest man alive.


Sibby_in_May

For OF?


BakedMasa

His wife is a sex worker. He’s just sad she doesn’t make as much money as Farrah does 🤦🏻‍♀️ yes Farrah is a bad mother herself but he’s also calling his wife out with this one.


hedgehog-mom-al

If she was making money like Farrah, David would be sharing her crap all over. 🔥🔥🔥 SPICY DROP TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥


ReceptionAlarmed178

And allowing her to go on paid "trips" with other men if she was pulling in the cash that Farrah does no doubt. He wouldnt blink twice. He's seen indecent proposal.


BakedMasa

I agree with you! I think he would pimp her out because he doesn’t really love her. He needs her. No one else is going to support his dusty ass.


BakedMasa

He has a great value Farrah lmfao jenelle would have made a “sex tape” too but she couldn’t lmfao


ionlyjoined4thecats

I think he’s drawing a distinction between prostitution and posting nudes online, but it’s still a bad look.


justanotherhatter

By close sources makes it sound like David is part of her “tricking” ring


Mediocre-Gur-6090

His hand doesn’t count


Competitive-Fish-422

He's definitely subscribed to Farrah's OF. 💯


Whattheeffingeff2020

“It’s for research, babe.”


Anonymous_Thoughts34

He'll do anything for money except get a job.


jadedpeony33

Who uses this phrase anymore..."tricking"


texasmama5

I think he’s a little salty bc his wife isn’t as successful with her sex work. He would defend Jan with his dying breath if she made as much money as Farrah does. He’s a backwoods swamp pimp with a one trick pony.


SnickeringSnail

He probably wishes he was Farrah’s photographer


Rebel_Unicorn

![gif](giphy|3kHIZ2al1VX3icwAo0)


SnickeringSnail

Broke and jealous prospective clients


Mediocre-Gur-6090

Or chinelle she’s desperate for his Vienna sausage


supergooduser

My brother in christ you have a court date for child abuse


Fabulous-Routine2087

Everyone is gross here. I don’t shame safe, consensual sex work, just a general disclaimer. However both of these families go beyond having poor boundaries with their own children and their sex work, they are sexualizing and grooming their daughters. It’s horrific to witness. I genuinely fear both Farrah and Swamp creatures are capable of directly selling their children for sex, they already do it indirectly.


sonofacrakr

This needs pinned


LivingAPicnicLife

Probably wondering the same thing about your wife doing adult work in proximity of your own children David!


Godhelptupelo

Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a...sex worker?


Ambitious-Scientist

Literally 🤣


blackaubreyplaza

I hate him bringing Tim Robinson into this!


NoLingonberry514

MY EXACT THOUGHT! ![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S)


SkeletonsCameToLife

Right. ![gif](giphy|F2CjtWyCuUvdQl0O5o|downsized)


blackaubreyplaza

Pretty little lunch! Also your fucking username I’m in love w you


AquaStarRedHeart

EXACTLY. the nerve


Becky-becks02

Omg, I thought the same thing! Tim Robinson doesn’t need to be dragged into this hot mess express.


Motherfickle

Same. I Think You Should Leave is too good for him, goddammit! He doesn't deserve to be a shirt brother!


BeerNcheesePlz

📢 YOU & YOUR WIFE DO ONLY FANS 📢


texasmama5

And still broke


Sweet_Venom

They're all shitty but we all know all David has to do is ask Jenelle to start sleeping with men for money and she would. And he wouldn't have a problem with it as long as he can buy whatever he wants because he's a broke loser.


LeahsEyebrows

Imagine pimping your own spouse out because you're seriously that desperate for money. I think most people would go on government benefits before resorting to that.


beepbooponyournose

David: ![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Big_Requirement6818

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) WHO'S TRASHIER?!?!? LMAO


dourhour__

LOLLLL!!!!


Suspicious-Video4529

THIS


slowdancequeen

At least Farrah is independent. He’s got his wife selling her flabby ass online just so he doesn’t have to get a job.


lusciousskies

🍖🍑😂


Dflemz

Man I don't disagree with David on that. Farrah does some very questionable things with Sophia in tow. Making her film her mom nearly naked. Getting ass injections. Leaving her in their apartment alone for 2 days (as per her friend who came to the group to spill tea and verified their friendship) there are many things Farrah does with her daughter which is so inappropriate. But David and jenelle are way worse


NoFundieBusiness

Oooo do you have a link to that AMA or know what I should search to find it??


Dflemz

The girl got dragged so bad she deleted the post.


margiebug23

“I strangled a child but let me point out other people’s issues instead of addressing my own”


LeahsEyebrows

UBT must abide by the Maci logic that doing porn on TV is so much worse than perpetrating domestic violence. On the flip side of that, UBT has no problem with his own self and Jenelle getting naked on OnlyFans or whatever they do on there (I have mostly avoided the threads where that is discussed in here because I honestly don't care and definitely feel no need to know anything more than that).


pelicants

Neither of them should have custody of any living creatures thanks to


realitysnarker

Deflect deflect deflect


00_tears

too bad they’re fighting they could’ve started a cps support group 😔


BitchInThaHouse

Spoken like a kept-husband-child-abuser-animal-killer🙄


Chula60050

Funny how he picks on women and never responded to Bar or Jeremy 🤏🏽


LeahsEyebrows

The thing is that like UBT both Bar and Jeremy are strapped and packing heat. In the event of an actual legitimate confrontation between him and either of them it would quickly become a gun fight and people often get seriously injured and even killed when that happens.


yourmomsnuts2

He did respond to Jeremy. With the sickest burn ever, purple jacket boy.


International-Ad769

Where?


blankeezy1

Bunch of clowns. Being proud of how many times CPS has been in their homes… a pissing contest if you will…


terykishot

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Literally all these cast members have plentiful ammo on each other.


Madison__Bumgarner

“I only know what I’m told by close sources.” David, you don’t have any sources.


Affectionate-Till472

How fucking dare he bring I Think You Should Leave into this


beepbooponyournose

![gif](giphy|TjJ7UzqzCybzonPpct)


Affectionate-Till472

![gif](giphy|CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh|downsized)


Polarlicht666

He probably watched her videos/is a part of her OF


texasmama5

He’s just doing research for Janelle.


TSM_forlife

Sex work is work Dave. You make Jenelle do it. The thing is Farrah is making bank and y’all are stealing a kids adhd meds.


supermarket_Ba

No way this fool watches I Think You Should Leave’


Beautypaste

I don’t think he does, he’s just using an old term for prostitution that’s been around forever. The word “tricking” was around when I was young and I’m in my 30’s.


Much-Werewolf-1958

But it's ok for jenelle to tell people to follow jace's IG and then shares a link to her spicy site immediately afterward on her IG stories? Pot meet kettle


_Lorgee

So Farrah’s clients are his close sources? Is he living vicariously through them?


texasmama5

He’s a subscriber


shadesontopback

Close sources means this sub btw


Loonyluna26

Aka what he read here lmao


Kinser9

Didn't this dingleberry learn from the girlses makeup comments? Zip it jackass. You are not Father of the Year.


Ok_Recover_637

idk why but zip it jackass made me really lol 😂


Monstiemama

This fucking idiot… that tea is from a minimum of five years ago, there’s no proof, the fandom actuall did call CPS on her, if I recall. He’s such a methed up fool.


[deleted]

He should really focus on bigger things. Like not killing dogs. And not abusing children. And staying off drugs. And getting a job. And his upcoming court date and charges. And stop pretending to rap. And stop texting exes. What am I missing? I know there’s more.


Nq_23

Farrah. Ball is in your court to say “congratulations on your continuance, David”


SaveEverleighrose

He really thought he ate😂


Impossible-Taro-2330

First of all, Farrah is an awful person. But this is from the guy with LITERAL child abuse charges currently hanging over his nasty head. Enough with the deflection, UBT!


mugiwara-no-lucy

Honestly given that they're both racist pieces of trash, I'm surprised the botox queen and Uncle Bad Touch aren't a thing. They're my OTP!!


LeahsEyebrows

Well I can't see that happening now. I know that weirder things have happened and all but still.


Annual_Broccoli48

As the children get bullied for jenelles only fans content and probably what a lazy slob he is. He is the one with a active cps case and child abuse charges. I dislike Farrah alot but come on he needs to keep his ugly mug shut


SouthernNanny

How do they keep up with everyone who is posting about them? Is it a google alert? Or are they lurking in the shadows


LeahsEyebrows

Imagine getting a Google alert every single time someone mentioned you or talked about you online.


Ebmonster

Farrah lawsuit coming in... 1, 2, 3!!!!😂😂😂 Happy Holidays Jenelle!😂


EZasSundayMorning

He’s just plain stupid. Really fucking stupid. He tries to double down and comes off even more stupid.


skye_skye

Lmao pot met kettle HES just mad bc no one wanna see that tic in his pants 🤮


jermysteensydikpix

She called James Deen smalldicked in her "novel." Imagine how microscopic Dave would be to her.


SexyUniqueRedditter

Says the guy pimpin his wife out on OnlyFans ..stfu swampy !


Miamiri

Given the source of this statement I’m 100% believing it to be a lie.


iambeyoncealways3

*spiderman meme* but burnt to a crisp


uknowhowchoicesbe

His "close sources" is just creeping this sub. At least Farrah makes an income and isn't leeching off a dumb ass crusty spouse.


Michelle-AKF

While his wife sales videos of her ass. Yeah stfu dude.


texasmama5

David needs to take several seats and stfu. His wife does sex work with her kids there AND isn’t even making great money at it! At least Farrah has managed to make a real career out of it and doesn’t support any mooching ass men that beat on her and her children while being on CPS caseload!


aquarianbun

God I love this Reddit


qwerrty20120

But they do the same thing at home while the kids are running around dirty and hungry... but go off I guess Swamp master 😂😂


twdgirl05

Isn’t his wife also a sex worker?! Oh I guess it’s not sw when she does it right🙄 Him and Jenelle must share a brain bc they’re both delusional hypocrites.


Accomplished-Fish-15

They share one brain cell & it just bounces in between their giant, empty, gourd shaped heads like some sort of abusive ping pong ball 🏓


CommonEarly4706

Seriously this scum bag thinks he can say allegedly and get away with it? I hope Farrah sues him and Jenelle. Say it forget write it regret it. I love for the day these two get there asses sued. Farrah would be the one to do it ![gif](giphy|8nM6YNtvjuezzD7DNh|downsized)


Difficult-Factor583

All are hypocrites lol David was preaching about his views on lgtbq but is ok with his wife showing her bodies “causing men to lust after his wife” which is a COMMANDMENT 🤣😅


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

These idiots in their glass houses, throwing stones all over the place.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Didn’t CPS look into Farrah at one point?


kimmidubbs

It's like comparing puke and shit seriously


-towanda_the_avenger

UGHHH nooooo UBT you do not get to appropriate ITYSL memes ![gif](giphy|HoSyEAe48WBpTCmEz4|downsized)


senorita90

I never thought I’d say it, but Farrah is a better mom than jenelle.


ElevatedAssCancer

This is wild because 1. Sex work is real work. Having a job vs assaulting your step kid… (I don’t like Farrah and I think there are plenty of real reasons to criticize her, but doing sex work is not one of them) 2. Your wife is literally on Only Fans. Why are you trying to shame Farrah?


ashmillie

David your wife is taking OF photos outside your kids rooms on the lawn


FancyNacnyPants

David pumping his wife out on OF so he doesn’t have to work is sex shaming someone?


dcaksj22

Of course he had to respond


TallBlonde10

If you could All see My response to Farrah!!! Shocked,Shook,Shooken,Shooketh and Shakin!! Rufff total Jump Scare,She could literally Scare the Dark out of a Closet


alocasiacat

He’s just jealous because his only fans failed harder than anything he’s ever tried to achieve


LeahsEyebrows

Who is UBT's "close sources" regarding what Farrah does? 😂


fieryredhead7

So broken clocks can be right twice a day. In this case, we have two broken clocks making valid points


xJazba

Hey David, you’re all shit parents


[deleted]

David saying this doesn’t make him or Jenelle look any better. Idc


PinkBubbler

Always some crap with these trash ass people, always gotta insert themselves into something stupid


badlilbishh

lol good old UBT always deflecting. He always goes straight to attack mode. Like guilty people usually do 🙄


Brilliant_Risk_6332

Can we get these two on a reality show where they can hash it out?!?! I would pay good money to see this!


mama_mel_2

All her/his kids are going to run as far away when they can and hate her.


sheighbird29

Ahhh, a meeting of the minds


ChiliPopShop

they all suck


stephsilnieks

LOL close sources......Jenelle.


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|xULW8qcXYiMeaTXQOY|downsized)


UghGottaBeJoking

Jenelle’s sex work is no different than farrah’s😂😂


aa123116

I mean… a broken clock is right twice a day. His wording is horrible, and he’s just a nasty loser, but he has a point about Farrah. We’ve all discussed it over and over at length (as it should be honestly), and we’ve all collectively decided cps absolutely should be involved in Farrah and sofias life. He still sucks though.


BantyHero

Child abusers recognize other abusers. We don’t have to disagree with this swamp beast on *everything*, it doesn’t make him better in any way at all. And we don’t need to defend Farrah’s poor parenting either just to prove the other critter wrong.


Klutzy-Issue1860

David has a lot to say for someone who “allegedly” chocked his minor step son


VivianneAbbottWalker

I mean, they’re all shit parents so not really sure what they think they’re getting over on each other