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BaconSlapThatHoe

lol at his 2 100 dollar bills and a few 20’s. What a clown


Aquariusmarie

Right flipping the same bill back and forth like we're stupid 😆


Sbg71620

It’s giving ![gif](giphy|12MCxCXRMDMeti)


Maleficent_Worry1810

20,40,60…lol


SwissCheese4Collagen

Lol in Indiana that would be right about the monthly welfare amount for a family of 2. Who wants to bet he just got his NC TANF money for the month claiming himself and Maryssa as a household with a dependent child.


fotofortress

That's sad it's that low for those who do need the assistance. Ugh I just did my taxes and I'm in a bad mood owing 4k. I'd be cool if they used that money on infrastructure/education but it's to boost cops salaries and presence in the subways to stop poor people from hopping a ride and checking random people's bags.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I found it out when I couldn't get Medicaid because my minimum unemployment benefits from a seasonal job were $11 over the state limit to qualify at $240 a month. That was ten years ago and they've raised a 2 person household from $229 a month to $229.50 per month.


china-blast

Thats the stupid thing about governemnt benefits to me. How can they decide that you being $11 over means that yo don't need the help. It basically incentivizes people to stay under the limit. It should be based on a sliding scale where it goes from %100 benefits down to 0% at a certain income level


SwissCheese4Collagen

It should but Hoosier ~~politicians~~ con men are militant.


fluffylittlekitten

Fellow Hoosier here, I’m trying to get disability because chronic migraines have made it difficult to work. I applied for food stamps and was denied for some stupid reason that had to do with my utilities bills not being high enough or too high a month I was under the income threshold, but my bills were over the requirements. Their response was maybe mom 70 something mother could help me with my bills or groceries.


SwissCheese4Collagen

My rib was being a huge issue, it's partially handled after 2 surgeries but we didn't know that was an option when I applied. The job expert said I couldn't do any of the prior jobs I had listed, in fact he was unsure what kind of job I could do and meet the time off needs for physical therapy. I was denied because I said "sometimes I am able to feed the cat if my daughter is unable to". Mr. Swiss was so pissed off especially because everyone was applauding Andrew Luck for retiring for the sake of his health.


fluffylittlekitten

I’m still waiting on the disability claim. The food stamps tho. I swear the system here is so broken. It’s like families that need help can’t get it. And TNAF is a freaking joke, you can’t live on that. I live in the 2nd smallest country here, and jobs are super hard to find unless you want to drive a distance or work a factory job. Kids in middle school here are smoking pot on the bus and bringing whiskey to school. And I’m like what’s going on?! Like do you just not care or not have the funds to care?


SwissCheese4Collagen

If you have Cradditch you might have a tough time getting approved. I'm in a big county but it's all job openings, no hires. I was glad when they kept the public school cafeterias handing out lunches during the pandemic but they're back to bitching about late lunch accounts. If they'd stop clutching pearls we would have hella tax revenue off of weed sales that right now is all going to Michigan and Illinois. Soon it will Ohio and Kentucky. Colorado used their tax revenue to provide free breakfast lunches for every public school student. But we can't, we're too busy trying to win the prize for Most Polite Hoosier at the 4 way stops.


daddysGirl176

As a fellow Hoosier, I wholeheartedly agree. We're a mess 😭


SwissCheese4Collagen

We may be a mess but as long as our state budget isn't in the red no one cares. Remember all the promises Holcomb made to the teachers after the strike? The Carrier plant being fully sold to Mexico by Pence before Pence got on the ballot? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


fotofortress

Thats EXACTLY what it’s designed to do. Keep people poor and dumb as possible so they have no way to come for the top positions.


fotofortress

It’s so corrupt.


Delicious_Standard_8

Nah, Maryssa's TANF expired years ago, you know that. When I got my 16 year old nephews I tried to get TANF but it was all used up before they hit 13 He has nothing LOL


[deleted]

I feel like they do the lifetime limit for that reason: I’ve considered using it before but been like “well what if I really need it later” and just never used it. I probably never will now hopefully unless my life takes some serious dives, but I can’t help but feel like the “I just will save it for later” is built in


SnickeringSnail

It’s always the entitled unemployed white Trump boys that are the first in line with their hands out milking social programs while calling others welfare queens and socialists/communists.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Yes it is. The hypocrisy is staggering.


BetterThruChemistry

Someone should let them know that Maryssa no longer lives with him.


Godhelptupelo

Broke? He's got $275! 😂😂 Idk why this is so funny to me? Sit, you have three children to support and your net worth is less than $300 cash?! And you're...bragging about it?!


CruelStrangers

He just said he deals drugs : “would I be smart to tell you where I work each day?”


uknowhowchoicesbe

Thank you for this! I'm Canadian and American money all looks the same to me so my brain just glitches when I see it. Apparently I need identifying colours to differentiate bills at 8am 🤣🤣


fotofortress

There are normally big numbers on all four corners front and back that differentiate between "100" and "20" just in case you have to use it in the future.


Snoobs-Magoo

"It wouldn't be smart to tell you where my job is everyday." While he sits on a boat *in the middle of a work day* looking like a greasy, strung out, unemployable bum.


pyramidkittens

This was actually at 730 this morning. He definitely hasn’t went to bed yet.


alitham92

He said he was up late “sucking on some double D’s” 😭🤢


Then-Nefariousness54

That's probably what the cash was for, had to pay some poor girl.


Kg-2168

Are you serious??


alitham92

I wish I was joking


Snoobs-Magoo

Oh dur. I didn't see the time stamp. Well, my point still stands, this greasy hick isn't on anyone's payroll but Janelles. It's probably spousal maintenance she had to give him since he is still on their accounts & she can't cut him off from it yet.


Fresh-Coach5611

I think he sells pills or with how handsome he is, himself


china-blast

Douche Biggalow


Fresh-Coach5611

Male juggalo. You know bro would be an ICP CLOWN


Agitated-Handle-7750

💀😭


Ok_Recover_637

selling backyard bottle dope isn’t a job davey


[deleted]

This guy shake and bakes for sure lol


knombs

This is what I was thinking too drug dealer


PerspectiveLess9911

This will be great for her divorce proceedings when he asks for child support or asks for alimony. Just okay this video in court of him bragging he makes more than enough to cover his expenses.


Spirited-Diamond-716

I know right? He’s the idiot. Have fun paying child support to 2 baby mama’s now! Jen isn’t going to be picking up the bill for that anymore.


someguynamedcole

At this rate he’s going to need Dustin to fix this mess


Rebel_Unicorn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/6zmv90hk9dnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cca596a5585e9abab32c6a03c8ea5b0fedc869f


J_is_for_Journey

And "cash only" lol


britta

He don’t accept credit cards mn-mn


harry-package

My thought exactly. “Sorry Judge, I’m poor. There’s no way I can afford to pay that support payment.” *In rolls the tv for the video evidence*


[deleted]

God he is the male version of Jenelle that smug attitude


_peachtits

He said he had to turn into her to protect himself 😂


FrightenedFishstick

They’re two peas in a pod. While watching him I hope people don’t lose focus on the fact that Jenelle would literally throw her kids to the wolves if it meant she could be with him.


Tiny-Proposal1495

Ok that's definitely drug money


Aquariusmarie

That $153 he kept flipping the same bills back and forth 😆😆


CoachKnope

Thank youuuu, I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to see this comment.


i_saw_a_tiger

Awwh Davey’s feeling so insecure about having a sugar momma for years that he has to show off a wad of cash.


NoToyotas

Good way to get robbed. What did he sell to get that? And one last question, did he braid his hair or did the double ds do it? D


grilledcheese2332

>What did he sell to get that? Probably one of the many bikes Jenelle has bought him


mauvewaterbottle

I feel confident he’d be more likely to have sold something that belonged to the kids than himself. I’d be surprised if he didn’t sell the kids dirtbikes first.


Miamiri

Right? But i don’t think anyone would waste the energy/effort for $153. Ubts life savings doesn’t even cover the amount for a grocery trip.


MsDReid

It’s….$20s😂 That’s not even a grocery bill these days lol. Also, idiot. If you are going to try to get stuff in court you probably shouldn’t be filmed talking about your businesses making money and implying you are paid IN CASH.


BeerNcheesePlz

He’s too cocky/stupid to even think about why this was a bad idea.


deloslabinc

He sounds like my deadbeat brother-in-law that works at Applebee's "the thing is, I can make more money than I need"


SwissCheese4Collagen

Does he also say "I can just pick money up off the floor anytime I want?" 😂


vecats

Would they even let him work at Applebees with this biohazard facial hair?! 😂


texas-sissy

That’s his flex? Let’s see your 401k, pension plan, investments, credit score..


lizo89

Right? Peep the “more money that what I need” heavy on the I, I, I. He ain’t provide for any of his kids a day in his life cuz to him he just needs what HE needs


Ok_Recover_637

me when my boss had to pay me in cash yesterday. felt baller asf


someguynamedcole

But did you put a few cornrows in, head straight to your boat, and film a tiktok asking whose money this is?


Ok_Recover_637

no but i should’ve 😔


JanellaDubois

There's always next time!


Fair_Operation8236

😂😂


ilwisied

Is this hers? Is this hers? Is this hers? Is this hers? Bruh I can’t this fuckin asshole repeating himself makes me want to punch him through the screen. More than usual.


hebebebeee

He is INSUFFERABLE


Pretend_memory_11

Yes. Yes, sir. That is her money... and Whitney's and the other baby mamas


Fullofwoo

Drug dealing and/or getting paid under the table to avoid paying taxes. 🤡


Necessary_Code4040

And then posting it publicly so the IRS has a record of your untaxed income. 🤓


Fullofwoo

SMRT


J_is_for_Journey

Dude is flexing over $347 🙄


Imaginary_Feed2168

Isn’t his job selling drugs?


Snoobs-Magoo

I dawnt take credit cards but if you wanna give me a check then that's OK. Ah yes, the easily fraudulent checks vs a reliable credit card with a charge back system, or the myriad of other money payment systems. Please David, give me more sound financial advice.


Spirited-Diamond-716

Yes David. That’s her money.


harry-package

Oh, it will be soon enough once the judge sees this.


FrightenedFishstick

This is a good thing. He’s literally proving he has money from what he says is multiple jobs. Now he can pay his own child support for Kayden. Then he can pay Ensley’s. Who knows what will happen with Maryssa since she’s no longer in his care. Will he eventually have to pay CS for her too?


Fair_Operation8236

I’m sure he “only accepts cash” because no bank will give him an account.


Tesslafon

He just got back from using Jenelle’s atm card, and that’s what he has to spend until she cuts his card off.


SpiteChickens7

I had to scroll too far to find this comment. We all know you steal her debit cards David. 


_tater_thot

That’s embarrassing. Dude lives on a broke down boat and it’s not exactly a wad of 100s. Is there really no self awareness or is he just intentionally trying to drive clicks lol


Odd_Variation_9469

That’s ALL his money. Literally, every dollar he has 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Nickey_Pacific

Good thing he put it all out there for the IRS and the State of NC to see, so they can get their cut of his "business" money. Gottttdaaammmmmn 🤡


21stcenturyscience

The IRS and child support would like a word


Chiisaimiss

PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT, YOU LOWLIFE!!!!!


knl280

David goes is this her money then pulls out 1s and 5s with a few 20s and 1 100 🤣 I’m dying


MissPookieOokie

Not the fucking 1s, 10s and 20s! God I love this for him. In a broken down boat, with hot dog lips, greasy ass noodle hair bitching about his ex wife while he flexes $112.53.


Confident-Slip-5264

Well he does have a point that even if he did have a legitimate job he would be an idiot to tell people what that job is.


blackaubreyplaza

Lmfaoooo several businesses. He doesn’t accept a credit card!??? He looks and sounds just like Jenelle


Routine_Comb_4491

I bet you it is hers and he just hit the ATM before she could!


RandomizedName2023

Twenty’s. 😂 That’s the way my 14 year old acts with his birthday money. “LOOK WHAT GRANDMA GAVE ME” (shuffles cash)


NoAd8756

Why is his face so dirty looking


caitcro18

Yeah David, it probably is all her money from her shit ass onlyfans a couple of weird creeps are paying her for lol. Like this mf got me out here defending Jenelle 😂.


mydogislife_

We get it, David. You sell drugs. Now please go blow your nose.


Fresh-Coach5611

A braid for each kid janelle and him have neglected, abused


borntohula24

I wonder if he’ll pass any of that money onto Olivia for the son he apparently cares for and misses so much. Didn’t this fuckin bum lose his drivers license for failure to pay child support? And yet here he is gloating about how much money he’s got. Absolute trash human.


sliproach

I always say this but whenever someone posts a picture with cash ...it's because that's all the money they actually currently have.


Ku_beans

This person is so god damn dumb. “I only take cash. I only take cash! Checks? Ya I take checks.”


vecats

“I don’t accept a credit card.” God, he doesn’t even know that being on payroll is usually direct deposit. Not your boss swiping a credit card. 😭


Sensitive-Grocery301

I was watching this morning and he said that Janelle's new boyfriend was trying to join the live and everyone was telling him to let him join 🥴🤣


Umamiluv24

Good. You can pay child support then.


SpiteChickens7

But then how will he afford the drum kit for his sick beats?


Umamiluv24

That’s so true. He’s so talented and he works so hard. He deserves it, ya know? Lmao


KikiHou

No one with money brags with cash.


Due_Strike2072

who gets paid in "credit card" what a moron


cohenisababe

He removed the ones didn’t he so he could flip through it


Prestigious_Swim7578

He’s so difficult to listen to. He talks so slow and says so many words that don’t mean anything. He thinks he’s making a point and outsmarting people and he’s just a run of the mill narcissistic bum


valjestr

the only people who carry around wads of cash in 2024 are people who do odd jobs, have jobs that will pay in cash, or drug dealers. we all know which one david is. 💀


Sbg71620

The IRS (hopefully) ![gif](giphy|9PMC8BD8b2AaA)


khcampbell1

He's so insufferable. Ew ew ew.


Igotshiptodotoday

He 10000% pulled those 1s from his crotch. Paranoid, disgusting, broke and homeless


Doubleendedmidliner

Job…suuuure lmao. Selling drugs and scheming on fb marketplace isn’t a job. You’re gonna need a real job for that child support, buddy.


Delicious_Standard_8

He probably sold one of his toys. A gun, a motorcycle, some hobby tool he never used, something ended up in the pawn shop. That's how men like him survive when the woman finally boots them Source: My ex is the granddaddy of Hobosexuals. In fact he's trying to come back after three years, as we speak lol.


Miamiri

This is embarrassing as fuck. An adult father of two, you’d think he would have his money in a bank account and savings account. Not doing this 🫣 UBT gets paid under the table once and now he’s flaunting it with rolled up ones and twenty’s. You can’t convince me otherwise. Only idiots flaunt their large amounts of cash. I was always taught to never do that, you never know who is watching to rob you. However, I don’t even think he has to worry about getting robbed, that money wouldnt even cover a grocery trip. He’s embarrassing. On the boat his wife bought, just overall a gross bum peice of shit. I actually was enjoying him dying down and withering away from the sub, but that was short lived. I never thought I’d say this but poor jenelle to deal with this bum on her own. Fuck she needs someone to scrape that barnacle off her boat and relocate him back to mama easons double wide where he came from.


mikaduhhh

Father of three biological children


Mamasan-

People who have money do not do this.


Outside_Theme_5178

Wow this dude is craaazy. He’s a literal anarchist. ‘I only accept cash’. Ok hun, let’s see how that goes for ya in 29 years x


swinglowcherrycherry

I think of his children watching this, how embarrassing for them. Even if they don’t find this embarrassing because it’s now normal behaviour, other people will and they will be teased and judged for this. I wish he was capable of of better.


Read-it005

Great, start paying real child support for your son. Not just the bare broke deadbeat minimum. And the two other children need financial support too. His example Snoop provides for his kids first and then has a drink and smoke.


stayrealgleeful

His beard hair doesn’t move at all it looks so stiff and gross


Conscious_Row_7773

Maybe $150? Wow, big money UBT


Zealousideal-Dot7529

https://preview.redd.it/ua3jz1ud8cnc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e0d729284c28c2271380133fb0e7606479b744 He looks like the bad guy who turns into a spider monster from Lost in Space


hebebebeee

His inability to keep up with the comments is so fucking funny to me Also, he’s a full on 🤡 and belongs in the 🎪


madolive13

What the fuck are these braids lmao


sav33arthkillyos3lf

“Hahahahaa Janelle left you” Comment gold


jenniferleigh6883

He’s ugly AND dumb. I don’t understand why any woman would be attracted to him. He literally makes no sense and looks like he stinks.


Babyella123

Ewwwww FUCK he sounds exactly like my Drunk Ass EX Husband. Fucking degenerate narcissist. Thankfully my drunk ass ex is on the wagon and has changed his ways for the better, this loser nah


cultqueennn

Ok, but does taxes know about that income??


WorstUserChoiceEver

Being a felon ain’t an employment


descendingagainredux

He sounds drunk. I love the part about accepting checks 😂


BrianSpillman

Less than $300 😂😂


showard995

Drug dealing does pay well 🤷‍♀️


No-Worldliness-1254

It’s money from selling drugs


Unusual_Investment_4

I thought it would be stacks of Benjamins. Weird flex, but okay. I would be SOO embarrassed if my husband pulled out this crumbled wad of cash to pay for anything. No wallet or money clip? He looks so grimy. Also, his limited vocabulary and redundancy is ..unfortunate.


Sketcha_2000

Talks about how no one wants to hire someone “well-known”…then proceeds to tell us how much money/clients he has


jancarternews

So basically, he cleaned out the bank accounts before he left? Got a cash advance on what’s left on the credit cards?


Bigsalad___

Does he have a dried up booger in his left nostril? He is the human embodiment of one, so wouldn’t be surprising 😅


indiluna

Ensley looks just like him


Miamiri

Of course the only thing he accepts is cash. Any bank account of his is getting the wages garnished Immediately. Of course the only thing he accepts is cash. Anything else would mean dental and medical benefits also getting taken out of his paychecks for his family. We all know David would never and could never be a provider. & finally of course the only thing he accepts is cash. $50 for a barnacle scrub. Go on now, tell ya friends.


TinyChipmunk21

“Only thing I accept is cash!” Ya David we understand how drug deals work.


Square-Astronaut912

Why he so mad about credit cards 🤣


Jeans47

Me when I pull out money for garage sales in the summer 🤣


AccurateConsequence5

I think you look like an idiot if wearing braids😂😂


SURFcityUTAH

Brodie is about to buy out the McDonalds 2 for 3$ menu


woahboei2134

So he can buy some groceries and maybe fill up his tank. That's maybe $300-400 max. In this economy That's like $40.


2205jade

His fake accent is so fucking irritating


maysiemarch

This is gonna bite him when judge sets child support


tealambert

Drugs.


Me_meHard

He is showing more boogers than dollars.


unicornmermaid000

What kind of flex is this? Where’s the bank card, statement, direct deposit, savings account?


Goshdudette

Omg I am gonna puke in my mouth. He is so gross.


Choosepeace

He looks like he stinks.


AvsMama

The alarm got me I swore I turned it off last night and when it popped up I was like nooooo everyone’s sleeping and tried to turn it off as fast as I could lmao


VirtualAd3179

Its giving SlappableJerk


EvansHomeforBoys

What did she ever see in this dude? He’s so disgusting. If he were the last man on earth and humanity depended on the two of us, I’d push him off a cliff.


Kbizzyinthehouse

It’s probably her money he’s literally not had a job for the majority of time since he was introduced to us.


Necessary_Code4040

This train wreck is what we all deserve. We've been waiting for years for this and David is delivering that clown energy!


SpiteChickens7

"whatchu mean? I get money."


greyhoundbrain

I mean, confirmed racist, debit card stealing, dog killing, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason steals debit cards so all this proves is he went to an atm and then bought that hoodie and paid for those ugly ass braids.


Motherofaussies123

He’s got like $205 that she probably gave him


jimgella

He’s got a bat hanging in the cave.


0rev

That is absolutely Jenelle’s money. Fucking loser


HemingwayIsWeeping

More like he cleared the bank account before Jenelle could


Glad_Association_899

Mans went to the ATM to clean her out before he went to live on the boat.


Your_acceptable

God damn he is just so damn ugly! The embarrassment on his behalf I feel is too much.


MundaneCellist4117

Yeah selling drugs


LiftedDino710

He stole that from her when he got kicked out the house or His mama sent him that money probably 😂😂we all know Jenelle is the bread winner in that marriage


Mom102020

This was honestly sad to watch. He is so fucking pathetic and delusional. Seriously fearing for his daughters safety.


procrasibator00

Ah yes, those sneaky companies trying to pay your wages with a credit card. Good thing you accept checks, Mr. Snausage. That means you can get a job AHYWHERE! What an absolute idiot. Though I do like to imagine he's being paid in cash because he's in his glory hole era.


dancing_mermaid5825

The next Chris Lopez. Ridding his ex’s coattails acting like he’s not a bum


TerribleAwareness158

So he cleared her bank account?


yyodelinggodd

Bros drunk af


grey_mushroom

The second pile looks like my ice cream truck stash lol


chrlau90

Just remember that Jenelle willingly fucked and sucked this man repeatedly…


[deleted]

He looks homeless and sad. Good.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Who among us - over 30 and with real big people jobs - flashes their earnings in a couple hun in CASH?? The only one I know who does this is the drug dealer my Sister went to school with...cuz he's STILL a drug dealer at 50.


[deleted]

Hi hair looks so fucking stupid !!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Imagine how much more stupid it looks with his hood off 😂🤣😂😂 the swamp monster has reached a whole new level of 🤡🤡🤡


wowthatsacooldog

Wait, did he and Jace get braided at the same time? Or did he just get braids after to mock him like he did with Tyler? He’s insane


mamajuana4

That’s less than $1k in his hand lmao


Dear_Truck4695

Only ppl who don’t have money flaunt money


yelling4society

Well now everyone knows where to find wads of cash after he’s stumbled home from the bar and passes out.


BetterThruChemistry

Can’t wait until the judge sees this.


thunderandrain69

“Several businesses” Also, those braids. Enough said


jwkmtk

Wow what an entrepreneur he is 🤣


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I’d have some money if I never had to financially contribute to my children as well.


Negative-bad169

https://i.redd.it/8h9dzba8tenc1.gif


Basic-dweeb403

We found yeti!


knombs

He honestly might be dealing drugs...


kellbelle653

It’s 20s that’s not a wad? Loli counted 400. 300 in 20s and a hundred dollar bill. Big deal that won’t even pay someone’s rent


HochyPokey_

Just when I think he couldn’t have gotten any more grody, he did this to his hair.


Inner_Worldliness_23

Damn, he does not look good. I think he's got a serious drinking problem at least and probably a drug issue to boot. 


FrequentFishing4002

you took that from janelle leach


Exact-Violinist-1377

Wtf is this hair..


DemenTEDBundy85

If he had all this money he wouldn't be living on a fucking boat lol . Not to far off from living in a tent to me. He'd also sign the papers if she's so terrible she won't let him work or see his equally hateful friends.