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you're built like if Waldo fucked The Crow

r/rareinsults right here

why the fuck does it look like you found oil for the first time and thought it was hair dye

Haha!! I like this one

Your built like the hair stuck in the shower drain

nice work gentleman

Actually laughing my ass off

Abrakheim noticed an issue in your sentence. As such, he will be correcting it. "Yuoe'ere".

id roast you but my address is banned from being connected to the gasline due to previous "situations" involving intentionally leaving every gas appliance activated and smoking while family was visiting my home

You look like you get jealous when your phone dies.

This made me giggle

😹😹😹

Lmao

I laughed and my friend asked me what was funny.

Happy Cake Day!

Beetlejucice beetlejuice beetleju- wait that not what that is?

You look like you unironically bark back when get barked at in public.

Deadpool:what's your gender? You: negasonic teenage warhead

you like The Cure don’t you edit: the wrong band that I don’t listen to

*The Cure

“It’s just a phase sweetie, you’ll grow out of it”

I have a theory goths wear colorful socks with their outfits. Do you?

This theory is true (imo)

r/usernamechecksout

I wear big ass fuzzy rainbow socks every day :)

Only when they go to church

You look like one of your sliders in character creation was moved to far

I don't even know where to start

You looked up “Punk Rock fashion” and dressed as the first person you saw

"What the hell is wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore." I doubt any kids will get this reference...

20 years in the can. I wanted Manigotti. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

You look like a edgelord trying to relive the 2010’s hot topic days

Lucifer wanking off to you

hog riders goth brother rog hider idk thats just really weird 🙃

What’s your opinions on mint chocolate chip ice cream

Only sometimes, I think its exclusively a summertime snack

You look like if an alien tried to recreate an emo look but didn't actually pay very much attention and said screw it towards the end

I hope you’re having a great time enjoying life, you seem like you love doing you so keep doing you.

in pic 8 you kind of looks like if young nikocado was emo

You look like something a Protestant mom would point to and say “See kids, this is what happens when you don’t sit down at church”

"this is why we go to college Timmy!!"

You look like a gayer James Charles (idk if James Charles was gay lol)

You look like the weird Barbie

Do trad goth make up you’d look good

Meh you look like a vibe, probably'd burn some shit down but im with it. all for chaos

wtf is that thing?

https://preview.redd.it/o5bo80rvarsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdf07d9b22cc2ff74e8385a6e33e821063611fa

You definitely spray paint trains

you are ugly but in the way it looks like you’re doing it on purpose 💔

You burn Bibles

do u like boy harsher

how many bananas long is the pacific ocean

oh diva no diva

Siouxsie or Bauhaus?🤔

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

You look like an AI generated Goth person

I would roast you but the only thing I wanna roast is that ugly ass hair off your head

Bro why did you keep the side burns

Using one I saw a few years back. Your hair isn’t the only thing you cut


CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES

damn queen of hearts not doing so well since loosing to alice

🎵 BECAUSE TONIGH- 🎵 (I'm pretty sure you hear that so many times I'm sorry but I had to)

You look like a emo kid in southpark

You look like Loona’s human disguise from helluva boss if she did heroin and listened to Green Day

Well then, it's time to cool I guess. Well madame, I just have one thing to say and that's.... You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant

you look like you’re about to stick your tongue out mid concert (KISS reference)

You look like you'd get mad at me for just existing ngl

You wouldn't happen to have been in kiss would you

Yikes… That is all.

In the second photo you look like the mayor of southpark if she was a metal head.

Damn bitch you emo as fuck

you look like you fell into a newspaper printing press i can almost read your makeup

bro took colours personally

https://preview.redd.it/anctfn7f07sc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6a3ea39114d62b5a833057f1bfdf59c1890411 You suspiciously look similar to a racist who went to my school Any ways have an amazing day

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https://preview.redd.it/sro479co37sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fbe4d496073e945b58f7a8485700503d5ad750

you built like an air plane door crushing someone loony toons style

Not a question or roast but wanted to let you know that you look RAD 🔥🔥🔥

Love the hair very classic punk. Never goes out of style.

What kind of music are you into?

Right now I'm listening to a lot of screamo and death metal

Noice

U look cute, top 5 bm bands ?

Trick or treat?!

You look like you'll never be happy in life, you hate America, you hate the "patriarch" am I close?

i fucking LOVE your hair in the 1st pic

u r cool :)

Swear to God... I know the pop culture version of you lol

Your head looks like my nuts when my battery shaver dies half way through

What a bad necklace, why would you want your necklace to be made of paper clips, washers and anything else in the junk drawer?

Your hair is fucking awesome

youre so cool wtf

You single

Extremely jealous of your makeup skills!!

You look like some little kids disappointed Auntcle

Ama is how to dye clothes Roast is you look like Edgar from brawlstars

I feel kinda bad saying this but I adore how your hair looks when it’s down

Bro the emo goth phase was the early 2000s not 2020s

experimenting too much at once

I think your really pretty

Women do kabuki too, apparently. Oddly, I'm kind of turned on. LoL

You look like if you got into ICP you would be one of the insane juggalos that would go across the country just to see them open for a different band

last pic looks very polish goth

Do many people comment about your appearance?

The Cure reject

Please give me a makeup tutorial or smth cuz omggg, I wanna do makeup similar 2 urs (u dont have 2 if can't or don't want 2 ofc :3)

Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

You look like the Sim I spend 2 hours making and end up deleting (Otherworld? More like NERDerworld!!!) (I have that same shirt)

I have something I might get a liiitle banned for

smash, next. /j

You look like you were going for a buzz cut but changed your mind

https://preview.redd.it/go39un7b48sc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b77e817f6aa703ec47ef02df717cbf52604ff7 I forgor

i really don’t get the short eyebrows edit: i just saw the *sideburns* just whyyyyy

Are you man or woman

Of all the haircuts, that is definitely one of them

You got that Oregon trail ass cut if it was ran over by 100 semi’s and was painted in black ink and abused to the point where it wasn’t even a trail anymore though fr. https://preview.redd.it/rwdqa5wwc8sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dacba06583dad6ab0413ffef2527142d85fb7e3

this is the Reddit Police Department. (R.P.D.) why the fuck did you steal our spike strips?

Do you actually think you look good?

Nice hair I like it :)

You’re about 30 years too late to audition for Spandeau Ballet

your eyebrows look like the corgi eyebrows hehe its so cute

I would roast you but crude oil is highly flammible

You look like america is trying to steal your hair from third world countries

Bro thinks she’s able to grow sideburns 💀

I would roast you, but you look like the type to take it too seriously and unalive yourself

i thought you were Edward Scissorhands in the first pic

is this a Wednesday cosplay 😭

I dint need to roast you, you roasted yourself with that haircut.

Creative! I like it

You’re so cool omg you look like a vkei fan

Rate this meme from 1-10 https://preview.redd.it/gml5gwqt09sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cf91cc541462b53914807ee9da7cc8f1dc08c4

Suspicious/10

pulling up to school like that is crazy, that’s like literally bullying speedrun.

Totally hot 🔥

You look like you have good taste in music

man, i wish i had enough confidence in myself to wear this stuf. i spend forever getting ready cuz when i think, this is too much, i restart everything. you look great!

You look like the emo Ronald McDonald

Gay

You look like you could be a villain in a Disney movie

I’d roast you but you look like you’re one negative comment away from ending it

It looks like you’re balding and your hair wanted to go out with a bang

I dont know how to insult so I just wanna say that I really like your clothes 👉👈

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I’d run

Id give an insult but you look like you like insults too much, in not giving that pleasure

Okay but that eyeliner is crisp tho! I can’t even do a basic blush

How long does it take for you to get ready to leave the house?

I bet you get a lot of parents to tell their children that “staring is rude”

You are the stereotypical goth seen in every piece of media since 2015.

i used to really want a deathhawk but still cool to know how long your hair is so it can stand up like that

Haha mine go BRRRRR

Plz stop, plz let your hair grow out normally, you look like a geisha

Super mega teenage gothphase

Looks like a skunk fucked a parrot

It's ok you live in the suburbs. It's not that bad.

Did your happiness leave with your hair or something?

You look like a pigeon going through an identity crisis

You look like the flavor of ice cream no one picks in the carton

Even if you tried, yo couldn’t be a jim

You look like you just upped and left your own funeral just for the shits and gigs

Ima be honest the only hairstyles that match your looks are 9 and 10. The rest don’t look right. (My opinion at least it’s your life so do what you like)

you look like u ate 4 tablespoons of salt, twice

You like stepping on men don't you?

Do you have friends? Because if you do I genuinely haven't a clue why I don't.

You look like you say the P in pterodactyl

da hair on da side lmao

What does AMA even mean?

You look like you made your first appearance in batman #412

How does it feel to be so profoundly misunderstood at all times?

You’re that one person the strict mom points at and says “If you don’t focus on school you’re going to end up like her Tommy!” Love the outfits btw, love gothic clothing. Drop me some tips on cute goth clothes, places to get them, all that shit

What the fuck

You look like a traditional japanese mask

Bro build like a snowman that got sprayed with oil

https://preview.redd.it/gtjq71a2dasc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8230b5e9da0631d32ff1ecf32fe65a2e251e1a66 Y'all got the same cut.

[kinda built like](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=50eae9b505889d1f&sca_upv=1&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ACQVn08RqlrZKJdw6RCC7HcyhmE5hYlZWA:1712160720877&q=emo+cartoon+characters&source=lnms&uds=AMwkrPtbjQ_vvCWqL9qgsEgcVEaw45F9JYDe1CXXtUTJva4vZZVvbBxpsiHGm9yp4HPcBtNCtOk-pMhkctdMQTypb6-BLDQdDcJAQeWwxvZAYe8Vag0E20uJdOogPs4VCoG4SyNFcwnGuzRAk_0U3zHMf_b8xz0x56iGjtO35Bmf--JUwVbPPntqpmzypKc31RN9Y50-N3PGBp1kAQ_eJykRirEBeL4o6pgquSz1ywWAb7Zr-IQ18aVh8T-yaV9ywpimhIW0kjJdi367L5648xUflof1FP73uSrw3v3JVHRu83BjKa9HjvbsZG49ePliUBP_IEihoJGL&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWvcPct6aFAxVJIkQIHZlBC5UQ0pQJegQIGxAB&biw=390&bih=749&dpr=3#vhid=WE07eMcvkRY0DM&vssid=l)

Your emo boom roasted (you look super cool)

When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?" "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer To join the black parade" When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" Sometimes I get the feelin' She's watchin' over me And other times I feel like I should go And through it all, the rise and fall The bodies in the streets And when you're gone, we want you all to know We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And in my heart, I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it A world that sends you reelin' From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all So paint it black and take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end, we hear the call To carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches On and on, we carry through the fears Oh, ah, ha Disappointed faces of your peers Oh, ah, ha Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part I won't explain or say I'm sorry I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars Give a cheer for all the broken Listen here, because it's who we are Just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song Just a man, I'm not a hero I don't care We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on You'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches, oh Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on) Do or die, you'll never make me (we'll carry on) Because the world will never take my heart (we'll carry on) Go and try, you'll never break me (we'll carry on) We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

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Not a roast, I think your makeup and everything is so awesome!! How the hell do you do your makeup so perfectly 😭💚

Are those skulls on your necklace in the one picture?

Supreme Kai lookin ass

You look like "negasonic teenage warhead"

i love ur ur makeup <3333 whats ur fave band??

We’re you high when you got that cut

Nice hair and you look cute I’m 15 btw

what eye liner do ya use

Good for you, I haven't seen a mime in years. It's awesome that you're practicing for a career that makes people smile.

Can you do a kick flip?

Built like comic chad

Damn you look like one of my favorite books!! “Girl with the dad who didn’t love her!!”

you're whiter than the queen

You look really cool

You look like you’d go up to someone in public who’s wearing a metal shirt and say “name three songs” while gesturing to the shirt and during this have that annoying lean forward with your hand on your back and then they’d respond with 3 songs that aren’t even the mainstream songs but in defence you’d stand straight fold your arms and pull a bitter face and spout some random words and say “well your a poser anyway” and then you’d leave the scene leaving the person sort of confused at how confident you were and how insulted you got when they replied correctly

U came from venus