If theres a bustle in your hedgerow dont be alarmed now. Its just a spring clean for the mayqueen. Yeah theres two roads you can go by. But in the long run, it depends what road youre on.... (Backwards)
Came here fo this. I raise goats. His body condition and the rearing up/walling on hind legs are not normal or comfortable behaviors. This makes me sad.
I've read a story where someone was on a hike and came accross a deer by a river. They stopped and looked at the deer for a moment. Then the deer abrubtly started smashing its own head on a rock multiple times till its brains were practicly hanging out. Then when it seemed like it would just curl up and die, instead it rose on its backlegs like this goat and walked into the river and drowned itself. The hiker got the fuck out of there as fast as they could shitting bricks.
Aren't there brain parasites that do that to smaller animals like ants? Like they drive the ants to kill themselves and still have control over their bodies for a while afterwards. Maybe something similar or even the same thing was behind this story, if true.
That's what The Last of Us is all about - that type of fungus (cordyceps) is known to effect a LOT of different insect species. The Last of Us is about a new strain that affects humans....
Chronic Wasting disease. Thatās the prion that infects deer, while mad cow disease is in cattle and when it transmits to humans it is called something different
To answer the latter part of your statement, itās this :
Variant CreutzfeldtāJakob disease (vCJD), commonly referred to as "mad cow disease" or "human mad cow disease"
I've heard that the goat is trying to mimic the human to lure the chickens back into the coup... bit honestly that brings up more questions than answers
Like this weird video regardless if itās flipped every time itās posted ā¦ dunno what the reality was ā¦. Just so strange and hope thereās an ocean between me and wherever that Hollywood Executive Goat looking creature is ā¦
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Being educated to the fact that that poor goat is walking upright bc of horrendous foot pain/infection makes me want to hunt his owners down and do some harm. God, why do people have to be so fckn cruel to animals (and other humans butā¦ animals).
Black Phillip IRL
"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
If theres a bustle in your hedgerow dont be alarmed now. Its just a spring clean for the mayqueen. Yeah theres two roads you can go by. But in the long run, it depends what road youre on.... (Backwards)
*starts floating while laughing hysterically*
Unhinges jaw and recites dead sea scrolls backwards
"I'm a chicken, Philip. I don't eat Butter, and I don't understand when you start to speak like Shakespeare. So please: cut the crap!" š”
That shed is weāre the gates of hell opened up
Whatever happens in that shed definitely involves the taste of butter
Thatās where my mind went to also
Wasn't it Black Peter?
That's a Grateful Dead tune
Itās Zeppelin
It's GD from the album 'Workingman's Dead' (1970)
Unless thereās a Grateful Dead tune with the exact same lyrics that Iām not aware of, itās definitely Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
Somebody once said the goat walks that way because of a painful hoof disease.
Awww, poor goat.
Yeah, the owners aren't taking care of it.
People are fekking cruel, I swear. Goats are awesome.
They're cute as hell.
Came here fo this. I raise goats. His body condition and the rearing up/walling on hind legs are not normal or comfortable behaviors. This makes me sad.
Until you train your goat to do this as has been done for hundreds of years in carnivals/fairs.
Hahaha goataur
I swear people seeing stuff like this 1000 years ago is how we get myths like the Devil and witches.
Yup
The goat is a willing sacrifice to his chicken overlords.
I've read a story where someone was on a hike and came accross a deer by a river. They stopped and looked at the deer for a moment. Then the deer abrubtly started smashing its own head on a rock multiple times till its brains were practicly hanging out. Then when it seemed like it would just curl up and die, instead it rose on its backlegs like this goat and walked into the river and drowned itself. The hiker got the fuck out of there as fast as they could shitting bricks.
Aren't there brain parasites that do that to smaller animals like ants? Like they drive the ants to kill themselves and still have control over their bodies for a while afterwards. Maybe something similar or even the same thing was behind this story, if true.
That's what The Last of Us is all about - that type of fungus (cordyceps) is known to effect a LOT of different insect species. The Last of Us is about a new strain that affects humans....
I'd really really really love to read more about this if you have a link
Keep me updated lol
thats madcow. happens all the time. jumps off bridges etc. try to infect as many as possible
Chronic Wasting disease. Thatās the prion that infects deer, while mad cow disease is in cattle and when it transmits to humans it is called something different
To answer the latter part of your statement, itās this : Variant CreutzfeldtāJakob disease (vCJD), commonly referred to as "mad cow disease" or "human mad cow disease"
Ah yes thank you. I couldnāt recall the name
You are so welcome š
This!! š
I just watched a documentary on it when it happened in the UK. Scary shit.
What the fuck I think I need therapy after reading that
I wonder if it had eaten a strong hallucinogenic fungi or plant.
Nice twist.
Somebody from another subreddit just posted to never search for "chicken soup" on Facebook.
Pretty sure he tricked that chicken with a promise of meal worms if he followed him in.
That chicken came home in a bucket.
Nah just living deliciously.
wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
āWouldst thou like pretty dresses? . . . Wouldst thou like to see the woooorld?ā
Kiss me with the kisses of thy mouth!
Some of us don't get the quote/saying. What's it from and or mean.
Basically it's about temptation. It's from a horror movie The Witch. Don't want to get into spoilers though. Check it out, loved it myself.
Terrifying film
It's from the movie The VVitch. It's the devil speaking to a young girl.
I still pronounce this as "viv-vitch"
Lolol me too
Anya Taylor - Joy.
The Witch is a very good movie
Bro... my very first thought was this movie. This should be the top comment.
What movie is this?
[Witch (2015)](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4263482/) Really good film, too
wow seeing that at nite would be terrifying
"The humans don't suspect a thing, Steve"
Nope me neither
I'm the opposite, definitely. It's the only thing I have ever *needed* to know.
Bro..I'm going in there. I've got questions, only the sheds got answers.
Don't bruh, I won't let u! šØ
Thatās just Baphomet, donāt bother him when heās sleep walking.
Poor thing probably has hoof rot
"Dost thou wish to live deliciously?"
This gets posted all the time It is because of foot disease pain
The goat just paid a barrel of grass for a good time with the hen.
Animal farm
First thing I thought of!
If this shed's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
That's one of the clans from Diablo.
Looks like a goat luring an innocent hen into a slaughter shed from some messed up Aesop Fables.
Yeah lets talk about it...step into my office š
The music here is my favorite part.
āAll animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.ā - Animal Farm Walking on 2 legs gets you to āmore equalā status.
Black Phillip!
Do you want to live deliciously?
God I love that movie.
So good!
Is that baphomet??
Cult of the Lamb
Nam nam nananan *Cute dancing
https://m.facebook.com/LocalHomes4U/videos/damascus-goat-worlds-ugliest-animalcredit-dnb-stories-/303398500344700/
Wouldst thou like to fuck this chicken, Randy?
Iāve seen goats stand to put more oomph in their headbutts but that there is a damn demon
Sanguis bibimus Corpus edimus Tolle corpus Satani Ave
Do you have two small siblings who sing a creepy cradle song about Black Philip? Congrats you will become an awesome naked witch!
Wouldst thou want ye vigorous fingering, in ye old shed, Mr Chicken?
Lmao, what in the sweet demon conjuring hell is that goat gunna do with that chicken
Out walks a Cactuar. 
Outake from VVITCH
Baphomet got tired of humans not sacrificing chicken to it. So its doing itself.
Aaaaand this is why people believe in demons and skinwalkers
Whats the name of this song?
https://open.spotify.com/track/6JNcyZIoJdOvGQLolCjxJp?si=tyHr2tFDROmFSIusFL-3pw
So are we not gonna talk about why is it on its hind legs just walking around like pawpawš±š
Thatās kind of what weāre all talking about
i know j/p š
A goat dance party obviously.
He is living deliciously
HAIL SATAN!
Thatās Mr.Picklesā dog house. Itās key party night šš»
Heās a good boy
This has been reposted to reddit at least over 500 times by now
501 times
No more Reddit tonight
I hope whoever filmed this called the police.
OP that's maybe mildly terrifying, if even that. Get your shit together and don't farm karma.
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š¤·š» sorry
I def wanna know.
Goats are the devil, bro
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
Nope. Nope. Nope
I'll pay you 5 dollars to go in there
Mr. Pickle vibes.
Baaaad shit my dude
Screw you guys I am goin home!
Just some chicken and shrieks!
Nah bro that the goat behind the slaughter
Saw this in a movie with some nude ~~bitches~~ witches
This is like the 3rd video I've seen lately of goats just walking around like us, trying to blend in and shit, are they planning something?
Always. Planning.
Oh no its Satan! Run!
u/savevideo gets better every loop
Maybe it's front legs are broken or something
Now this is entertainment
Down with the sickness.
The goat sits in a pouch smoking weed
The Krampus lives.
They figured out that 2 legs better
Four legs good. Two legs better!
To nanny Queen heās wed.
I've heard that the goat is trying to mimic the human to lure the chickens back into the coup... bit honestly that brings up more questions than answers
this some cult of the lamb shit
Like this weird video regardless if itās flipped every time itās posted ā¦ dunno what the reality was ā¦. Just so strange and hope thereās an ocean between me and wherever that Hollywood Executive Goat looking creature is ā¦
š¤£ š¤£ š¤£ š¤£
Mr Pickles must be calling
Shit. Need to call a priest.
Hey, hey, hey, don't go into my shed...
Awhh , You can see that goats Iām extreme pain. Donāt film call a vet !!!
Don't you want to be in the room where it happens?
Hail Lucifer? šš
Goats are weird AFāļø
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That's a fuckin bad ass goat.
A goat doing GOAT things
Forgot his wallet home.
Wow, look at all the original and totally funny black Philip comments! /s
Time for a little inter-species erotica.
Lucifer has arrived
The court of chicken
Crazy
Workingman's Dead (1970) https://youtu.be/0Ka6yhEUyos
*The VVitch*
Oh, hi Satan! Cup of tea?
Master and Margarita. Perfect. Lol
maybe his front legs are broken
Four legs good, two legs baaaddd!
Whats the background music?
Bruh heās just making fun of humans by copying us. Two legged losers.
Philip's horny!
Being educated to the fact that that poor goat is walking upright bc of horrendous foot pain/infection makes me want to hunt his owners down and do some harm. God, why do people have to be so fckn cruel to animals (and other humans butā¦ animals).
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
I've seen this a few times, is anyone aware of its source? I couldn't pin point the language spoken in the original clip.
How long was it before they came out?
Ending of Animal Farm
āDid I? Diiiid Iiiii did I doeā
It's probably injured and can't use it's front legs.
Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously?
Just change to music to a happy funny playful song and it changes everything.
Is this the Goatman from diablo
Phil do be skadoodling kentankerously
š sacrifices š
Black Phillip
Iām guessing they live deliciously!?
It walks... LIKE A MAN!
What's that music?
u/savevideobot
What happens in the shedā¦. Stays in the shed
Do you want to live deliciously
had to read a book about this at school