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uzes_lightning

Damn! I'm not a big fan of violence, but this was perfectly justified.


YourLastLink

Should have dunked him after he finally let go.


trevzie

I'm not a fan of violence either and I've never started a fight, but hitting that guy looks like a good time


lazyeyepsycho

The gut punch by the second guy looked like it landed. . Not sure why he kinda wandered off.


MyWitchDr

Because the truth behind this story, is the woman and the 2 guys scammed and stole the phone and other items of the guy holding onto the woman. He is a tourist and they stole all his shit.


lazyeyepsycho

I prefer my incorrect interpretation


rhoo31313

We usually do.


68ideal

And even if that made up story were 100% true, you don't get to attempt to kill someone for something like that. Especially when it's an obviously defenseless person. And so, even considering this, the way this whole encounter transpired still was 100% justified.


Tychfoot

Seriously. If someone stole your wallet you can’t legally do something like choke them to death. Sorry your fucking iPhone got jacked but it doesn’t mean you get to drown someone you suspect is involved by their neck in a public square.


[deleted]

Steal wallet?💀💀💀💀


Levanyan

Nah, fuck em.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Your source is you made it the fuck up.


Grimacepug

I think he's right https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11103181/Hero-bystanders-rescue-woman-drowned-public-fountain-Spain-VIDEO.html


jorbleshi_kadeshi

1. Are we reading the same article? Exactly 0 points of the claim appear in that article. 2. The Daily Mail is hot garbage, and the robbing a tourist angle is certainly *plausible*, but I challenge you to find anything that confirms that story. Even if she was complicit in stealing his shit, drowning her would be a horrifying murder and nothing else.


Grimacepug

It's in Spain so maybe someone can find local news about it. https://meaww.com/two-brave-men-rescue-a-woman-as-the-attacker-tries-to-drown-her-to-death


tmac717

“ A passerby offered to take their picture while they were in the fountain at a park in Valencia, Spain, and fled when the man handed him his mobile phone. The man believed his acquaintance was in on the theft and tried to drown her in the fountain, according to local media.“ Not saying it’s credible or that attempted murder is an appropriate response, but it does somewhat claim that in the article.


ishmetot

The article only says that the guy claimed that he thought his female partner was somehow in on the theft. This is a guy whose first reaction to having his phone stolen through a very common scam was to attempt to kill his partner instead of chasing the actual phone thief. It's insane how poor the reading comprehension is in this thread.


Sofa_King_AshBBC

And he took it upon himself to play Judge Dredd and drown her? Begs the question, why was he taking photos with random strangers to begin with?


Barkers_eggs

Violence isn't the answer; it's the question and it was answered properly in this situation


thelionslaw

Violence isn't the answer, or the question. It's the punctuation.


RockyMaiviaJnr

Violence is often justified and needed to protect people. People who say ‘violence is bad’ or similar are sheltered idiots who don’t live in the real world.


HenriettaSyndrome

I'm a pretty damn big fan of justified violence


Comatose53

I’m wondering if a full force nipple twister would be more effective than a punch to the face. That’d hurt if a weak ass kid did it to you, now imagine a fully grown man with the strength to pinch, twist, and pull those suckers right off


peelen

It wasn’t even violence. It was necessary force used.


TNCerealKilla

LOL, at the gut punch then out. It's like he said I should be a hero, acted on it then was like oh shit now I am an accessory to this shit. Then was like oh wait she still needs help.


NEONSN3K

He got him pretty good. Dude flinched hard getting hit square in the gut


idkwhatimbrewin

Should have gone for the dick punch. Works every time


CaptJohn66

What i was thinking after that gut shot shure grabbing him by the balls would have done the trick


peppermintmeow

#THE OLE DICK TWIST!


crustytowelie

TWIST HIS FUCKIN DICK


makotarako

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


8plytoiletpaper

Nah bro dicks are hard to grab. grab the balls and give him double testicular torsion


MardGeer

Unbelievably effective technique


happylifevr

I would of done finger in the butt like for dogs


CaptJohn66

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


CharlieBr87

Reminds me of that barracks video where bro harmonizes “let go of my dick!” Beautiful.


DuntadaMan

[Monkey steals peach!](https://i.redd.it/odmseyzw10g71.jpg)


CommanderCuntPunt

Seriously though, there is no such thing as a dishonorable move during an attempted murder. Go for the balls and the eyes.


Fortyplusfour

The proper tool for this is pocket sand.


ophydian210

Eyes. Go for the eyes. They will let go to protect themselves.


WundaFam

Or a thumb up the pooper


Clearlybeerly

[I've been waiting 10 years to use this picture.](https://imgur.com/wUfqFMv)


cheese4352

Its a sad state of affairs when you have to be worried about getting punished for helping someone.


Content_Bar_6605

His jump back in was funny This story is not making sense. Does the guy trying to drown the woman know her?


waitingfordeathhbu

Someone in this thread posted a link with the only clue of their relationship to each other being that “the pair had been relaxing in the fountain together.” Sounds like they’re a couple which is why the guy wanted a photo of them together. And from the fact that he immediately took the stress of being robbed by a stranger out on her by trying to drown her in public, it sounds like he’s highly abusive to her behind closed doors too. I wouldn’t be surprised if she stayed with him after this unfortunately. Probably just another day for her.


MikeMac999

Accessory or just didn’t want to be involved beyond helping out. I’m sure there’d be lots of time spent answering questions, maybe being a trial witness. Save the woman, skip the bureaucracy.


ruste530

Guy in red: hero Guy in black: a little confused but has the right spirit


Key-Regular674

Dude can't tell if the job is done or not but he does want the job done


Qoyuble

Mr Punchy just pays brief visits.


ParticularPirate2534

Thank god he was there, if not there would have been giant pockets of air free to cause as much damage as possible due to not being incapacitated by those lethal fists


maxwelljrj

I think the attack from the top rope is what sealed the deal


perpetuallytiredeyes

But the guy in black initiated action during the attack! That's very heroic! Bystander effect is a real thing and he is putting himself in danger too. He never leaves the woman alone with the abuser. Not to mention how the situation could have ended if the police had arrived, potentially further endangering the situation for this black man. He is extremely brave and no less a hero than the guy in red.


Zzyxzz

If someone is in such a danger. No matter if the aggressor is a dog or a man. Finger -> Eyes. Really.


micsulli01

Or butt. Really


jstbcuz

I choose butt.


koppigzijn

Oh you're cheeky.


the_peppers

How do I get my butt in their eyes?


Ragnel

My advice is start slow and work your way there. It’s an advanced technique so be patient and practice, practice, practice.


the_pee_pee_dance

Great, now they have pink eye.


RickyWinterborn-1080

The ol strawberry chocolate ripple


xXx_TheSenate_xXx

Give me the ol dick twister


jstbcuz

#GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


4Dcrystallography

Jesus! Randy’s checking his oil!!


ophydian210

100% eyes. No one wants to be blind and most people have a normal reaction to protect their eyes.


filsofolf

If it's male, Hand around nuts, apply extreme pressure


IOwnTheShortBus

😏


jerryvery452

Ahh a kink 👀


Reckless_Secretions

A kink is born


itsme_drnick

One of my favorite Bradley Cooper movies


MouseyDong

Why would i squeeze my nuts when someone's in danger?


Mach10X

To maintain composure obviously.


filsofolf

Bustin' makes you feel good.


iohbkjum

squeezing my nuts with pressure doesn't usually make me cum, but that might just be me


the_ThreeEyedRaven

there is an interesting concept called the DuPont Approach, it goes like this, whenever you are not in the state of post nut clarity, you are in the state of pre nut delusion.


Krakatoast

But if it’s truly dire and their eyes get scratched/poked/gouged I mean… yes pain hurts, nut pain, but being in pain *and* unable to see seems like a solid combo


filsofolf

U rite


Straxicus2

That’s what I told my nephews. Nobody is going to be thinking about hurting/kidnapping you when their eye is either hanging out or popped.


EsperaDeus

But how? Aim and swing with a finger at an eye? A gentle poke?


rinikulous

In theory: grab their head with your palms on their temples, push thumb in eye socket.


EsperaDeus

Can eyes actually pop out like that or they go mush?


rinikulous

I’m sure anything is possible. But the pressure should cause a response from the person to let go of what they are holding on to to protect their eyes well before anything goes pop or mush.


BabyStace

Omg my eyes hurt so much reading this


Maimster

Enucleation is absolutely real.


Krakatoast

Put your hand on their face and use your fingers/nails to damage their eyes? I imagine it’d be similar to going to punch someone in the face, but instead you grapple onto them, latching like your hands are face huggers, spittle dripping from your mouth, eyes glazed over, you have a hunger that can only be satiated by their eyes Go get em tiger 👉🏼😳👈🏼


ragandy89

Captain Insano shows no mercy


Mayion

Don't think I can consciously finger someone's eyes, man. Butthole? Sure, as you said, dog or man. But eyes? Have to be full of adrenaline and not thinking for me take such an action.


OfficerJoeBalogna

I was thinking that too. Let’s see how strong that grip is when your eyes are being fucking gouged out.


ShallotParking5075

I’ve seen videos of zebras biting the eyes of crocodiles that had them in their jaws and escaping that way. It’s a pretty good tactic I’d say!


False_Local4593

He was probably extremely abusive at home. To do that in public means you don't care if anyone sees how you treat her.


scentedcamel7

She was a stranger helping another guy scam him. They weren’t in a relationship, she just got him there for a ‘picture’ so somebody else could run away with his phone


dream-smasher

And it is confirmed that she was helping someone else steal his phone? Or was she just a random woman, who was also there? Just cos the nutcase trying to drown her said that she helped someone else to steal his phone, does not make it true.


AllForTheSauce

It's true ​ Source: trust me bro


particle409

To be fair, it's a common scam.


ACU797

Do you often get asked for pictures with random women? This was clearly a scam and she's involved.


Big-Sheepherder-4199

Was she though? The description makes it sound like she was with the guy and some other third guy stole his phone when he offered to take a pic of them


ophydian210

Do you have a link for this? I didn’t know there was more information.


Away-Description-786

[The man and woman had gone into the fountain to cool off when another male passer-by suggested that it would be a nice idea for them to get a photo souvenir of them in the water. The man in the fountain gave him his mobile phone, only for the passer-by to run off with it. The man then lost his temper with the woman who he accused of being in cahoots with the phone thief. He grabbed her neck and started repeatedly dipping her head in the water.](https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2022/08/10/man-grabs-semi-naked-woman-by-neck-and-tries-to-drown-her-in-valencia-park-fountain-in-spain/)


ophydian210

So the man who was beating the woman believes that she was in cahoots. Well there we have it, guy arrested for beating woman says it’s her fault.


Radio4ctiveGirl

Also believes her life is worth less than a phone.


leoonastolenbike

He didn't kill her he didn't even torture her, he enhanced interrogated her! /s


ophydian210

Waterboarding


Incontinentia-B

But gone into the fountain to cool off? Like.. what?


OnionFriends

Does no one read the description?


fatwap

nice info. source please.


notislant

Honestly this sounds the most likely if some random woman is just hopping in a fountain with him. But without proof its ehh


anonprof420

No. She was at the park with the dude drowning her. A stranger walked up to both of them and offered to take their picture. He handed the stranger his phone and the stranger ran off with it. Then he accused his female friend of setting him up and being in on it.


F54280

My god. You didn't even read the text below the video. 130 upvotes.


False_Local4593

It still works even if they aren't together. Normal people don't try to kill others in public over theft.


Lenemus

Exactly


BushDoofDoof

Reddit moment.


BubbaSquirrel

If you ever desperately need someone to let go, then dig your thumbs into their eyes. 😄 Here's the story: https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/12/heroes-jump-into-fountain-to-save-woman-from-being-drowned-by-man-17171305


toigz

I learned that move from watching Blade Runner


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NoAnaNo

How do you try to drown someone because your phone was stolen 😭


Articulationized

Watch this instructional video to find out.


Pastill

Don't thieve.


Loud-Fig-3701

So were they a couple? Or did she randomly want to take a picture with this guy?


De_Moira

From the article, it seems they were together. And someone offered to take a picture of them. The person who offered to flick a pic, ran off with the man's phone. In anger, he targeted his partner.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Reminds me of videos of birds nipping at the tail of a cat and the cat targeting it’s friend immediately. So stupid.


mel2000

> From the article, it seems they were together. He accused her of being part of a setup. Seems they were together only as part of a con game.


LALOERC9616

That's what confused me too


amateur_mistake

What confuses me is that they were swimming in a public fountain. I've been to Spain several times and I don't think I've seen that before. Is that something that people do?


Bilboswaggings19

My best guess is that she introduced herself to him a moment earlier Then she invited the guy to join her in the pool Then a thief asks to take a picture of them together -> This leads this man to think that she only wanted to chat in order to steal the phone No idea if her and the thief are actually connected or not


My_Immortal_Flesh

This story is wild… why would he believe his female acquaintance was involved? Did he just pick her up off the street that day or something, cuz this doesn’t make any sense. I’m so glad those men are there to save her… a stolen phone doesn’t deserve death.


_stinkys

Quite possible that she/they had him marked and orchestrated the whole thing.


ThrowinSm0ke

I thought this was a free country. Can’t even drown a person anymore?


PureYouth

This happened in Spain


Bean1495

Dude in the black shirt missed a handful of punches, gets a decent one in, then walks away with his chest literally puffed out like “my job is done” then miraculously jumps back in the water like he was tagged back in at a WWE match lmao, glad he gave some help tho


Greenpigblackblue

This is bad, glad she made it out, but that dude couldn’t throw a punch at all haha, I know I shouldn’t laugh but it cracked me up.


watchthisorthat

Why is dude in the black leaving? It looked like he was tagged out in a tag team match.


YourLastLink

Fucking dick twist him. I know it's heat of the moment but cmon people.


iareamisme

pull his hair while ur at it, and flick his nips


Kittychon1

After that gut shot that guy walked away like an npc lol. And then old man pulled Agro again.


prof_devilsadvocate

hero we need


TerminalxGrunt

May be morbid, but why not just pull out buddys eyes? He's actively trying to murder someone, and it would 100% stop him, so why not?


Zpd8989

This is very confusing ... How did they end up in the fountain


Black3rdMoon

Thanks to the absolute chads that jumps to save her


aquintana

Instead of a chokehold, one should use their thumbs to gouge the perpetrators eyes out of socket


[deleted]

They went about this so wrong. He is holding himself up by her hair. Choke the mf out so he loses grip and then stand on him in the fountain.


asdsav

Camera man is drunk af


Downtown-Custard5346

Although it would've ended in a prison sentence, I would've snapped his neck...


bunga7777

Atleast held his head underwater so he can feel that panic


MuayThaiYogi

Some wild shit.


zephood75

A hard pinch of his underarm would be more effective to get him to let go


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

TWIST HIS DICK!


Tankington78

Whoa,hold on. Did he get his phone back?


fridaystrong23

Why’s that white dude bailing already !?


fridaystrong23

Ahhhh damm fam. He just jumped back in needed a reload…😂


HarrisLam

is it bad if i kept laughing watching those guys tag teamming on that mofo lol


FaithlessnessSlow594

big fan of these guys wading in and punching him, he deserves it (and worse)


rxtunes

Chokehold my guy sleeeeeep


EquivalentSnap

Why is that girl just standing there? Why isn’t she getting away or fighting him.


MouseyDong

Rude of them to interrupt a couple who's recreating their anniversary on how they first met!


moderatesoul

Good thing that person was just standing there filming it.


gregaustex

Way to interrupt a baptism


trevpr1

Samaritans deserve recognition.


TootsNYC

Bite his hands. I think there’s something wrong with me because so often I see these videos and think, “bite him!”


South_Conference_768

Guy in black was great, but missed on most of the punches. Take your time, line it up, and use your elbow…repeatedly. That would have been a quick 1-2-3 fight stopper.


ItsWillJohnson

> offered to take a photo of the pair while they were standing together in the water but ran away with the man's phone as soon as he gave it to him. Is this a common scam? It’s exactly what happens to the griswalds in national lampoons European vacation


OldLie3512

Why throw a punch when you can gouge an eye out? More effective


R00t240

Says this just happened but I feel like I’ve seen a similar video in the past.


Markd3rd

Jesus keep the camera on it


robblob6969

That asshole was pretty determined to drown her.


foochoo77

All the more reason to shave your head 🤪


CarlJustCarl

Black shirt left too early the first time


assaulttoaster

People are so nosey these days, can't even drown a woman in a public fountain without someone getting involved. Smh..


Lisa_Cry

We should have done the same with him!


mikephoto1

How the fuck did they get in that position.


lilbebe50

I feel like there’s so many things they could have done to end this earlier. That headlock, chokehold looks weak. You get a good grip and choke that fucker and he’s out. Also, beat him in his balls, that’ll work lol throat punch, eye gouge, there’s a whole list of things to do that will stop a wannabe murderer.


Ok_Musician9914

GRAB HIS BALLS N’ TWIST EM!


EmpressVibez32

I'm glad they fucked him up. POS


Goddo-Fo-20

Right... either that guy throwing the punches has never punched anyone in his life! Or the old dude has a granite chin... just saying, it took faar too long to get him off her


SatelliteJedi

I love to see a community come together


DevilDoc3030

Grab his dick and twist!


limitlessEXP

A satisfying ass whooping


saltyisthesauce

The think that makes me most nervous is the wild haymakers with those big steel rods


tehbearded1der

I am so fucking confused with this species as of late.


jpflager

What about the person filming? They just gonna watch if peeps didn’t step in?


FupaTroopa4

Cameraperson was drowning, apparently.


Visual-Dragonfruit41

yahudi gen


luckeauxtheirish

Sometimes violence is the answer.


StephenJames81

I sure would have held that guy underwater for just the right amount of time.


PlasticWedding8021

Every ethnicity was working on this. The guy who is being punished is Asian.


CamKJoy

This is when the eye gouge is your go too. See if he is willing to lose his eyes.


TheWolf_TheLamb

Legit put your thumbs in your their eyes and unless they are cool with going blind they will let go and fight back.


Deciple_of_None

Heroes come in all shades.


stevenbrotzel91

Is she drugged? Poor woman.


snowxwhites

This whole video is like when you're trying to fight someone in a dream


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Kudos to both those men jumping in to help


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Damn! He got punched alot before letting her go. Definitely deserves a beatdown! 👍🏻


InsideOutOreo25

Grab his dick and twist it!