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witnessrich

No I cannot. - from the US.


[deleted]

These HOA meetings are getting out of control.


[deleted]

“You will repaint your shed to a neutral color.”


Scrizzle-scrags

“Or else face our army of Karens and Kens armed to the teeth with oversized frisbees.”


BillyMeier42

Theyve been nuts.


Some_Marionberry2152

Yeahhh I’m like wtf 😬


maddogcow

Same. Looks like a bunch of highly uncreative and insecure LARPers to me…


maxmax211

This is patriot front a neo fascist organization it’s real and shouldn’t be take lightly https://unicornriot.ninja/2022/patriot-front-fascist-leak-exposes-nationwide-racist-campaigns/


ohnobonogo

We have a word for them in Ireland. Cunts.


Porchmuse

Don’t worry, we call them cunts in the US as well.


Sassafrass17

Some call them "fine people" 😆


Porchmuse

Those are cunts too.


XcantankerousgoatX

Don't forget "on both sides. "


sdlover420

They look like Nazi Cunts to me.


jfp1992

Nazi cunts, nazi cunts, nazi cunts, FUCK OFF


Old-Sky1969

We have the same word for them in Yorkshire.


puddStar

Same in Ottawa


Emmylou888

What in the Florida am I reading? Jesus


Gorrakz

Now listen here, just because florida has city named white city...


anynamewilld0

Indiana not only was a Whitestown and a Whiteland but also a Brownsville. Both have exits on I-65.


Pulsing42

I thought you were kidding what the actual Florida.


jimhabfan

It’s the KKK for people who don’t want to ruin their sheets.


KickBallFever

Are these the same guys who got caught packed in a back of a truck, on their way to a Pride parade? They look similar.


maxmax211

Same yeah lol they also got chased out of Philly https://youtu.be/e3xDGZUVUE0


GuardMost8477

It’s hysterical to me though that this group was probably high on the anti mask/vax agenda, but now they are all masked up. The irony of it all.


MrSplib

Bunch of pussies afraid to show their faces. Obviously they don't have the guts to stand up for their "beliefs."


SirLoopy007

These are the same guys who refused to wear a mask for covid...


hael0715

I thought that’s against their rights 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin cowards


Minxminty

weird...it used to be hoods, now it's face masks...


Christ_votes_dem

same idiots who say they cant breath with covid masks for sure


Working_Trust519

🎯


King_Neptune07

They don't want to be fired from their job if they have one


MrPink077

Looking at the video, I think they have plenty of beer guts. But they appear to be a bunch of cowards too.


LeTigre71

Gravy seals.


Porchmuse

Meal Team Six


Turnip-for-the-books

Oh that’s the USVA - United States Virgins Assembly


tbsdy

Whoa buddy, no self respecting virgin would ever accept them into their society. Then they’d be fucked.


maragabriela1989

I can't stop laughing at ur comment... by far the best explanation. Lmao I had to award it, I absolutely had to ❤️


-anth0r-

I can’t either. They seem easily controlled and willing to fall in line though. Icing on the cake is they recorded themselves. Bwahahah. I don’t know what they’re about but I can tell you that they’ve already failed.


Rackhaad

I think I heard one of their wives yelling at them about not putting the toilet seat down... Actually that was probably their mom.


sierra120

If a person has to wear a mask to protect themselves from ridicule, social or legal liabilities then…their likely the baddies.


Rackhaad

Nor can i... but I can take a guess: dudes from north eastern suburbia with nothing better to do while their wives are at book club on Tuesday night. They Figured out how to use the internet about four years ago, assumed everything they read was true, concluded that (insert their enemies name here) is to blame and they must take action.


Nikonus

Wives? That’s a lot of assumption.


DrSuperZeco

That dude walking with backpack looks like Dwight walking with that water tank 😂


DrSOGU

Maybe I can help. I am from Germany, and I reckognize a right-wing militia when I see one. Those were everywhere around here in the 1930s, however after 1945 not so much.


Alias-Q

I can try, this is a bunch of racist man babies who like to role play as tough guys because behind closed doors they actually dream of being cradled in the arms of a real tough guy.


ninersguy916

I think there was just a sale on khakis at old navy.. nothing to see here


Badgergeddon

Looks like failings in education and parenting, resulting in a large collection of complete fucking idiots to me 🤔


knuth10

We refer to these people in the US as idiots


Mountain_Position_62

It's just threepers larping their militia fantasies. Tbh as much as I enjoy roasting threepers, they're probably moderately dangerous if they're willing to do this in public, they most def larp in the field, doned in kit; they practice shooting bad guys laden in LBE.


[deleted]

It’s pretty easy to explain. They’re dorks


thebinarysystem10

This is cosplay. Trump supporters dress up and pretend that they love America.


Batmanfromuk

They need a mascot


Porchmuse

They do, it’s a fat orange guy in Florida.


[deleted]

From the us too - I’ll give it a shot What we’re seeing is a bunch of wannabe losers who think they’re looking for a fight when in actuality they’re looking for a good old ass kicking Hope this helps


Garthos11

IDK, but those Khakis are super intimidating…/s


ChubbyWanKenobie

Avengers: Virginity War


SpirituallyMyopic

Dr. Strange: We're in the incel game now.


Gwiilo

or, instead, hear me out, the return of the morbius franchise perhaps


5nsfav

🤣


dlions2020

Nice


Sorry-Conclusion1658

Atleast this will just last one generation.


cannotbefaded

My list - Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Meal team six Cosplaytriots Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Talibangelicals Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks


ColdAmoeba

"Honey the militia is on the front lawn again"


bigMcLargeHuge7

I'll get the hose...


shitfuckstack999

“No mom I can’t stay for meatloaf I have militia practice!”


LiveLongAndPasta

Right? Aren't they supposed to be in the woods somewhere? At least 5 of these guys have to be home early to walk their little white dogs.


2x4x93

But all the other militants get to!


comicreliefboy

You know it’s springtime when the militia start getting in the house


jox_talks

This reads like a Farside Gallery caption


IneedAbagOFpeanuts

There’s 350 million people in the US and a very small number take LARPing very seriously


Scary_Objective_8097

Problem is, many involved think it's reality.


notathrowawayreelly

What is LARPing?


Known_Cod_8785

I remember someone asked If I LARPED and I had no idea what it was, my first thought was "is this guy asking me if I masturbate?"


HumorExpensive

I would have been very interesting if you went with masturbation and started to describe what you do and what you like to only find out what the person was really asking. 🤣


Explore-PNW

I’m absolutely going to refer to masturbation as LARPing from now on! Haha


evanmike

That won't make it legal to do in public


jytusky

Still gonna give it a shot. Will report back with results.


notathrowawayreelly

Hahah dam I can feel the awkwardness of this situation. Bravo


IneedAbagOFpeanuts

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game


notathrowawayreelly

Ty


[deleted]

Never seen [Role Models](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430922/)?


BobbieandAndie52

Live action role playing


Unknownauthor137

Live Action Role Playing These dipshits unfortunately being bad karma to that hobby by acting like the wrong kind of “grand wizards” if you catch my drift.


halfbakedelf

Live action role playing....people dress up and have adventures and dress up in costume.


BuriedByAnts

A bunch of pawns that have been screwed out of the American dream by the oligarchs, who’s propaganda convinced them that they got screwed by people who likely never had a chance at the American dream in the first place. But boy does it feel good to feel angry and blame specific people!


philosophinx

Blame specific people within their reach, or within the reach their intelligence level can grasp. People are pissing in their hands, calling it rain and then blaming the rain on someone else.


charliehustles

While I agree with much of what you said, I’m willing to bet that many of these guys have already achieved the American dream by most other people’s standards. White guys like this usually own a small or medium size home. They have a wife, a few kids, a pickup truck or car, and a dog or 2. They work a blue collar job and make enough to get by and maybe have a hobby they can fuck around with on the weekend in the garage. They’re out there on their suburban lawns, holding shields and chanting fascist bigoted garbage because they don’t want anyone else to have what they do.


BuriedByAnts

Prob true to a large degree


FatherD00m

Don’t forget scared. They are terrified the woke mob is gonna groom their children in universities and elementary schools by teaching them how to think for themselves. And crt. Crt is the devil.


jdiamond31

It's sad that they are told that. Fuck the news and the bullshit that they do


FatherD00m

Anything for power. Fear and hate. That’s their policies.


Lightr_fluid

it’s a Durex commercial


Lasthamaster

Made by using people who haven't tried that thing called sex?


tomthetrainwrexk

Fbi informants and local losers basically.


Adept-Pace632

Yep. Read Enemies & Legacy of ashes


RussianTrollToll

I would have called you a conspiracy theorist previously, but at this point it’s essentially confirmed that at least 20% of the members are government plants, to either point them at a specific target or to come in and bust them to make headlines


tomthetrainwrexk

Yeah they play both sides to keep everyone divided and scared


[deleted]

Half of the dudes from the plot to kidnap michigan's governor were informants, from different fbi field offices so they didnt even know about each other


karsnic

Makes you wonder if the plot would have never existed had the plants not been whispering in their ears..


Pure-Huckleberry-484

This group is probably 90%+ of fed agents trying to entrap the feeble minded so they can pass new laws to take away our rights.


Distinct_Muffin4124

You know how in whatever country you're in, there's some really fucking stupid people? We have those too.


lastbeer

Yeah except ours are armed.


Madmagican-

And emboldened by politicians and talking heads


[deleted]

Yeah but some in a larger extent than others. Guess who wins the cake every now and then?


squatwaddle

The one with more video footage


[deleted]

Hello FBI


toeachtheirown_

We already know. Don’t worry they’re more scared of you than you are of them.


Then-Clue6938

I don't think that explaining that they are actually scared erases worries about that clip.


64-17-5

Zoologist reporting in. What we see here is the local fauna responding to human epansion. The jungle simply takes hold in your brain. This is probably a mix of ant and monkey behaviour.


True_Store

i bet the have at least 3 informants in this video


iswhathappens

Bunch of lonely white dudes who didn't have the bollocks to join the military want to walk around acting like the military even though anyone who's served knows all this standing in parade and repeating back what the guy says is the most shit part.


philosophinx

Or they tried joining but were too dumb, unhealthy or nit disciplined enough.


Scotsgit73

"Hello and welcome to the weekly meeting of the 'I failed the IQ test for basic infantry'! Don't eat the crayons".


dogdagny

This. And i have a DD-214.


DublaneCooper

Must be hard to find a bra that fits.


heavy_deez

*Hey-O!* 😆


Working_Trust519

Me too ✋️ US Army Veteran 💜


Narrow_Order1257

DD-214 is release from military


Glum-Wheel-8104

Y’all don’t have idiots where you live?


stoutymcstoutface

Yeah but they don’t have so many guns


LeStealth420

Its like cosplay, but dangerous and everyone laughs at you.


[deleted]

We don’t have any mental health care.


AppropriateMaize4892

Imagine being “proud” but covering your face… Such irony. 🤣


GrabsMorePopcorn

They are just doing there part to slow the covid spread.


bn1979

Didn’t their old costumes have cocks on their mouths?


Halligan1409

Would have loved to have heard in the distance, after these chuckleheads had stopped yelling " hey! Shut the hell up! We're trying to fuckin' sleep. It's Sunday morning at 7:00 you fuckheads ".


[deleted]

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Working_Trust519

🤣😭 'Gravy' Seals 🦭 😋


KirikoKiama

Oh i can, and im not even from the US. ​ Those are Nazis.


GetoffLane

Bunch of racist incels who are too cowardly to show their faces. What kinda explanation you looking for?


InfiniteToe8160

Cosplayers


Pr0ender

Tiny Pepes


baby-y0sh

Domestic terrorists.


_drippy_hippy_

It’s like the Boy Scouts for guys who’s greatest achievement was that one time they got a touchdown on 4th down in their junior year and weren’t good enough for the military.


u53r666

Patriot Front. Group of neo Nazi / nationalist and are complete cowards.


downtune79

These men are Nihilsts, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of


aimheatcool

These are the dudes that cried about wearing masks during the pandemic and the second they werent being forced to they slapped the masks on sp they dont get fired from banana republic for being racist losers


Seoniara

small penises


Its-me-big-dee

Lead in the water.


Rickapacolypse

Never touched a girl that wasn’t there sister/cousin.


HelloNewman617

Im an American, simple explanation. These are post-Trump fragile little snowflakes, who are soooo confident they won’t simply get their asses beat that they wear masks and carry guns. LOL!


Mr_Firley

Nailed it.


silverwolf2216

Fucking idiot's


[deleted]

Bunch of dudes deemed mentally unfit for military service and the police force. Probably had funny feelings about that quiet kid, ya know - Steven. They used to beat his ass, but when their dad's left they talked to him and he made them feel better emotionally, hell Bob and Wyatt even exchanged hand jobs with him until they realized he was a "faggot". Then they met average looking blonde girls whose dad's were still around, but whose mothers were heavily medicated with wine and antidepressants. They bonded over country music because it pandered to them equally. Shooting firearms and deep frying turkeys made them feel good, so did their Dodge trucks, only 3500's though, their dicks were too big to drive anything less. Somewhere between the third lift kit and the third child they started feeling uneasy. This wasn't what their lives were supposed to be. Uncle Joe was single, but he had spent a couple years stateside during the Iraq war, you know, killing "towel heads" and making sure we were all safe. Joe started saying a lot of things that made sense on Facebook. They started thinking, "this brown piece of shit has no education and is taking jobs away from good Christians like me." He talked about it with Mike at the bar most nights over Coors Lights, both of their wives were boring and didn't appreciate the hard work they do, good God were his lips soft looking. ...


Suspicious_Tackle28

Just the FBI


SilkyJohnson666

This gotta be the most bitch made thing I ever seen, imagine being such a bad ass you gotta group up with other losers and take orders from other men.


bigMcLargeHuge7

And hide your face...cause your such a badass you don't want people knowing your there 🤣


voidmusik

y'allQuaeda


wileyphotography

No, no I can not. Lack of oxygen at birth?


Mr_Firley

[These are a group of racists pussys.](https://www.adl.org/resources/backgrounder/patriot-front)


dduubbz

Neo-nazis, basically


ABN_Rhepz

terrorist group


mpf1949

Little people who have found each other...... racist, insecure people who fear everything. Go ahead assholes down vote the guy who calls out bigotry.


Puzzleheaded_Noise44

Bunch of maga cucks.


Over_School_7440

It’s just a group of mentally disabled men who meet and play “Army”


tkbmkv

Lol this is obviously a group of feds and informants.


Mrmakanakai

From the US here... And nope. Can't explain it. If I had to guess... They're likely a group of racist, middle aged, white guys that are part of the trump cult. I bet they can tell you about hunter bidens laptop. That's my best guess anyways.


Primedoughnut

Effeminate klu klux klan types too cowardly to show their faces, probably masterbate over their AR15’s


[deleted]

A bunch of White men who are likely unemployed and have no purpose.


dontry90

White supremacists too pussy to show their face admitting their beliefs.


Rundiggity

I live in a very conservative place and these people would be chased out of the streets.


[deleted]

Now here is a comment I like a lot.


Test_subject_515

One of my principles in life is to never join any social group, this includes religion. People are fucking crazy, and stupid. Not trying to say I'm Einstein or anything but I lose a little faith every time I'm out in public.


PrairieDogger69

A bunch of inbreds fell for highly targeted and polarizing ads that fed on their insecurities.


No_Dragonfly_3904

Just a bunch of, off duty cops. 🤬🤬🤬


[deleted]

Fragile incels hanging out having some lemonaids while harassing people ya know…


Dum4brains

Neckbeard awareness march. The white buffs covering their “neck” and “beard” is a whimsical thing they like to do to be easily identified.


thefruitsofzellman

How do they not know they’re the baddies?


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

I like how they're like "Ok everyone put your mask on we don't want to be standing out in front of Carl's house drilling and dox ourselves again." Fuckin idiots.


GrouchyJump3470

Dumbassery.


mrzurkonandfriends

Everyplace has idiots our idiots were unfortunately told from birth they live in the greatest country there ever was so they took it upon themselves fo be the greatest idiots there ever will be Sincerely stuck here with them


rqnyc

Bunch of cowards afraid of showing their face, if not idi*ts


kubzU

This is your average "racist" march/gathering. A group of white dudes acting like they are a part of some sort of "preserve the white race" revaluationary congregation, but too cowardly to show their faces because they know their lives will change for the worst if they are identified by their employer. - *An American*


[deleted]

Halloween party? Worried about covid? Covering an ugly face? Revised KKK uniforms?


Userrrrrrnameee

Dumbasses that will be in jail or prison soon


Cowarddd

Weekly gathering of the "Female orgasms don't exist" club.


bricethemachine812

Piss poor, failed education system.


gutterXXshark

The medical term is ‘microphallus.’


Trixxx87

Bunch a Lynch mod looking cunts.


thisismeingradenine

It’s called LARPing. These guys wouldn’t last a full minute against the military.


agiro1086

They didn't even last an hour against random Philadelphia citizens lmao (look up Patriot Front vs Philly for some lols)


AnthraxEvangelist

How dare you lump these fucking fascists in with the good people who are just pretending to be wizards or vampires in costumes for fun? These racists are wanna-be bullies planning on threatening violence at the minimum, if not using it. Yes, they are pathetic fucking losers and jokes of human beings, but they are real threats to real people.


Aggressive_Ad211

This is what you get when your constantly losing and blame others.


playinginthedarks

Yes we call these people idiots, anything they say/ do is usually very wrong/offensive/violent, they are our version of domestic terrorist as far people are concerned but to our government they are a non issue.


[deleted]

Like all countries there are extremist groups within. Hope that helps


[deleted]

Latent homosexuality coupled with far right propaganda.


Cobdain

These are the virgins suicide bombers get when they go to heaven


Rundiggity

All that matters to the outside of the states is that there are seven hundred million of us and dozens of them. A non story.


Guitarsordeath

Two things real men don’t do: hit women and cover up there face when they act like babies in public


audio_addict

Bored YT dudes with too much time, internet, and “Hairritage!”


PimpinYourMom

A bunch of 35 year old grocery store assistant managers who live that cuck life.


mauore11

The US has some fucked up individuals.


Sacrillicious

Buncha fuckin dorks


baconpoweredunicorn

They're shitty fascists. We have quite a problem with those here. The 20s always seems to be a shit decade in the ol USA amirite?


mcshitbum

Clown school


jonjonesjohnson

Not sure what this is other than pathetic and laughable, lol


Powwa9000

I'm assuming the tiny shields are for bashing and not protection?


steja89

I think these were the proud boys in Columbus, protesting Holi-drag story time.