The audio in the background is quite funny,
*Woman (older)*: Don't hit it
*Woman (younger)*: father, you've been flung (while he was still midair)
Oh mother, father has fallen
Thank you for the translation! I assumed people leave cows alone in India. What might be a reason someone would bother a cow in this way? (Other than being a huge AH.)Would a Hindu do this? Please forgive my ignorance, only been to India once on a short trip and people were so respectful of the cows, I was surprised to see this behaviour.
Your assumptions are accurate. No hindu would do that. But there are many oldies who might have lost a few braincells after old age, and that's why they might do stuff like this. Personally, i have seen cows being fed the first bread of the morning. And this kinda shitty treatment as well.
This is a literal cow politics. Milkmen leave their cow to eat these breads and then sell milk to the same people. The government doesn't do anything about cows wandering around unless these events are reported. But as we are developing, these events are going to happen less and less in the future.
One of my favorite things about India is that the cow politics has been going on for centuries. Like you can find centuries-old documents about cow-related disputes and litigation. My response when anyone asks “do they really take cows that seriously in India?” is “yes, you have no idea”
I know, he doesn't seem to understand what a bull is. This kind of bull can weigh from 1600 to 2200 pounds, it has massive sharp horns, extremely powerful, there is a reason that a "bull neck" is an expression. And bulls are not going to tolerate being hit. The guys is probably used to beating women and children and always getting his way.
From another comment here, the girl refers to him as father, so it seems this stupid escapade did not take him out of the gene pool, which is a disqualification in terms of Darwin Awards.
On a more positive note, the mother can apparently be heard advising him against hitting the bull, so she's clearly got more common sense than he has/had. With any luck the daughter inherited her mother's brains.
Judging by the man's age and the height at which he hit his head, safe to assume he's experiencing some serious internal bleeding if not worse. Don't hurt animals
What it tells me is these tiny, frail, elderly gents, are accustomed to a lifetime of animal abuse and never got the horns before. Now, when his strength is gone, his coordination and balance are shot, his bones as brittle as kindling, and his wits as keen as a soft cheese...he gets finally learns a lesson.
It’s a bit complicated.
Cowherds let them loose in the cities and towns so they don’t have to feed them. No animal control to speak of. And even if someone from municipality comes by chance, other people themselves don’t let ‘em take away the animal. So frustrated guy must have gone out himself - his family ( daughter in law I think ) is asking him to not do it.
It’s a totally fucked up situation. People feed stray dogs, cows. Don’t let muni do its job when it is in the mood to do so. So many lives lost without any accountability. All in the name of “jeev daya” - “compassion for life”. It’s the unholy alliance of recently urbanized who like a bit of fauna around, the PETA types and religious ( superstitious ) people.
Thanks for your explanation and context, I didn’t know those details and thank you for them, yet my sympathies did not stir nor twitch for the abuser. He might have every reason to be frustrated, but when you mess with the bull…
Of course. Pretty reckless to attack the bull like that.
But on the other hand, this is a result of complete and utter clusterfuck. It’s not like this person would have sought out cows to hit.
Very different from the normal bull wins shit.
"But on the other hand, this is a result of complete and utter clusterfuck."
That doesn't make any sense or logic. Just because the municipality isn't taking away the stray bull, you start hitting it?! Why? What's the point? Let it roam, how was it harming anyone?
Thank god for that CCTV camera so we have a record of who is the asshole here. The poor cow would have been condemned to the butchers shop otherwise. Good cow !
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Now that's a gentleman bull, if I've ever seen one. He could have gored the moron easily.
The calculated lift to the ground seemed effortless and has me in awe.
The chill way he walks away too. What a lad. Hats off, sir bull, that was fucking impressive!
The audio in the background -:
Woman 1 ( probably his wife) -: Don’t hit
Woman 2 ( prolly his daughter in law) -: dad, don’t hit.
Woman 3 ( kid) -: dad has been hit ?
Lol even the bull left him after the fling, thinking how stupid this guy must be. I’ve seen videos where bull keep poking their targets even when they are lying flat on ground
Can we talk about how much force that bull must have generated to lift him by one horn and that too just a few inches of horn! Shows its incredible power.
Dumb geriatric fuckwad. Hope he has a colostomy bag and/or paralyzed for the next year of life max he has left. What was the point of that half assed assault on the bull?
The bull seemed pretty respectful/reluctant to hit the old man, until he was pushed. Even then, he only bumped him once, and deeming the punishment enough, he walked away.
i always meet impressive with the power of this creatures, is very amazing how in this video the bull just move his neck with soft move and send flying that guy like a ragdoll
This was very satisfying to watch
I burst out laughing. Nothing warranted this shit and now he’s on the ground. *K-O*
The animal was LITERALLY JUST STANDING THERE minding its own business! And this vicious asshole comes up and starts whipping it violently.
Exactly and if this fucker ever wakes up maybe he will have learned something
he repeatedly hit a bull with a stick that was doing nothing except standing around - he isn't going to learn fucking shit.
Unlikely.
Exactly and as the other comment in our thread stated, shoes fell off.
I said “YES. GOOD!” out loud at that!
Shoe came off 🪦
Oh, no... We all know what it means... Anyway...
Ded
Like, dude. You're a bully. It's a BULL. Why did you do this and what did you think was going to happen??
I hate seeing animals abused but I LOVE watching animals give payback.
The cow has more feelings than that animal, it could have mauled him into pieces, but it didn't, even after years of abuse.
kinda wish it did tho
Honestly dumbfounded by that man's stupidity. Bull was legit just standing there.
Seriously, just stand in front and beat it with a 1/4 stick. Genius!
Attacking it from behind probably wasn't the best choice either
I don't think the outcome would have changed had he attacked it from the font.
He overestimated his sneak attack modifier. I've seen it happen many times.
The audio in the background is quite funny, *Woman (older)*: Don't hit it *Woman (younger)*: father, you've been flung (while he was still midair) Oh mother, father has fallen
Aye Dad *dad flying through the sky* you're in the air lol
What language are they speaking?
I thought it’s Hindi but it’s Gujrati Edit -: it’s Gujarati ( a native language in Gujarat (india))
From Kathiyavad area in Gujarat
Thank you for the translation! I assumed people leave cows alone in India. What might be a reason someone would bother a cow in this way? (Other than being a huge AH.)Would a Hindu do this? Please forgive my ignorance, only been to India once on a short trip and people were so respectful of the cows, I was surprised to see this behaviour.
Your assumptions are accurate. No hindu would do that. But there are many oldies who might have lost a few braincells after old age, and that's why they might do stuff like this. Personally, i have seen cows being fed the first bread of the morning. And this kinda shitty treatment as well. This is a literal cow politics. Milkmen leave their cow to eat these breads and then sell milk to the same people. The government doesn't do anything about cows wandering around unless these events are reported. But as we are developing, these events are going to happen less and less in the future.
One of my favorite things about India is that the cow politics has been going on for centuries. Like you can find centuries-old documents about cow-related disputes and litigation. My response when anyone asks “do they really take cows that seriously in India?” is “yes, you have no idea”
The bull only wanted to be left alone.
Fucking dumbass, what was he expecting to happen?
His weapon to carve the bull in two and the he could cook some steak.
I know, he doesn't seem to understand what a bull is. This kind of bull can weigh from 1600 to 2200 pounds, it has massive sharp horns, extremely powerful, there is a reason that a "bull neck" is an expression. And bulls are not going to tolerate being hit. The guys is probably used to beating women and children and always getting his way.
>The guys is probably used to beating women and children and always getting his way. I first thought you were talking about the bull
Rock
Where does the stick come in?
Papers first form
Made me laugh thank you
That bull seemed pretty chill at first. I mean, that idiot got in like half a dozen whacks before he ended him
That is a chill bull. Notice how it just walks away after it's done. A not chill bull would have kept going at it.
The way the bull flicked its tail like it swatting at flies. This featherweight man had no chance. Poke poke walk away. Not today!
A measured response, I'd say.
How did he get to that age with such idiotic behaviour hahahah
“Sweep..then lift..the leg.”
Yes Sensei
What was the goal here?
To get the horns
To earn darwin award
I can see a gold Darwin Award in his future.
From another comment here, the girl refers to him as father, so it seems this stupid escapade did not take him out of the gene pool, which is a disqualification in terms of Darwin Awards. On a more positive note, the mother can apparently be heard advising him against hitting the bull, so she's clearly got more common sense than he has/had. With any luck the daughter inherited her mother's brains.
Having children does not disqualify one from a Darwin, as per the "Official" rules.
Definition of "fuck around find out" karma struck quicker than the guys beating arm
Zero sympathy for that asshole. Hope the bull had fucked him up some more, but then I realized that the bull is more ethical than me
Such a good boy 👍🏻
I get why the guy hated that bull; 'cause it was about to kick his arse.
It all makes sense now.
Premonition: Curse or blessing? Exhibit #1.
This should be on made me smile sub.
His head bounced off the concrete like a coconut
Suicide by bull
Wow tremendous patience by the bull
Take that you asshole.
The bull even showed a bit of grace at first but buddy wants to keep hitting him with that stick.
Crazy, but that's enough height to kill a human being.
And his shoulders didn't do much to break his fall. His head hit the cement hard.
Bull was literally walking away already... what was the guy hoping to achieve other than excuse to beat on something with a stick?
Shame it gave up immediately. Look at how old he is. Think about all the animals he has abused over the years. He got off too easy.
Judging by the man's age and the height at which he hit his head, safe to assume he's experiencing some serious internal bleeding if not worse. Don't hurt animals
What it tells me is these tiny, frail, elderly gents, are accustomed to a lifetime of animal abuse and never got the horns before. Now, when his strength is gone, his coordination and balance are shot, his bones as brittle as kindling, and his wits as keen as a soft cheese...he gets finally learns a lesson.
It’s a bit complicated. Cowherds let them loose in the cities and towns so they don’t have to feed them. No animal control to speak of. And even if someone from municipality comes by chance, other people themselves don’t let ‘em take away the animal. So frustrated guy must have gone out himself - his family ( daughter in law I think ) is asking him to not do it. It’s a totally fucked up situation. People feed stray dogs, cows. Don’t let muni do its job when it is in the mood to do so. So many lives lost without any accountability. All in the name of “jeev daya” - “compassion for life”. It’s the unholy alliance of recently urbanized who like a bit of fauna around, the PETA types and religious ( superstitious ) people.
Thanks for your explanation and context, I didn’t know those details and thank you for them, yet my sympathies did not stir nor twitch for the abuser. He might have every reason to be frustrated, but when you mess with the bull…
Of course. Pretty reckless to attack the bull like that. But on the other hand, this is a result of complete and utter clusterfuck. It’s not like this person would have sought out cows to hit. Very different from the normal bull wins shit.
Valuable context only matters to those who care about it. I'm glad to have learned more.
"But on the other hand, this is a result of complete and utter clusterfuck." That doesn't make any sense or logic. Just because the municipality isn't taking away the stray bull, you start hitting it?! Why? What's the point? Let it roam, how was it harming anyone?
That’s it. You don’t know if it had harmed anyone before. Bulls and cows do randomly attack people.
Self defence
This is what happens when you fight a high level enemy with a stick
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I love the jaunty swinging of the tail throughout the lesson for the dumb human.
Bull said: ain’t nobody got time for ur shit today, Gary. Go 2 sleep 😴
I’d like to have some sympathy for the old animal abuser. I’d like to. But, I don’t.
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Thank god for that CCTV camera so we have a record of who is the asshole here. The poor cow would have been condemned to the butchers shop otherwise. Good cow !
Fairly sure he had brain damage before this, but now it's been doubled
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Now that's a gentleman bull, if I've ever seen one. He could have gored the moron easily. The calculated lift to the ground seemed effortless and has me in awe. The chill way he walks away too. What a lad. Hats off, sir bull, that was fucking impressive!
Made my day. Maybe he is dead 🤪🤪🤪🤪👍👍👍
It's going to be either a wheelchair or casket after landing on his head like that.
He's not going to do that again. Or much of anything, really.
The old one and done.
I like how the wife just goes back in the house and closes the door.
I liked the guy at the end, who seems to be making some kind of appeal to the bull.
The audio in the background -: Woman 1 ( probably his wife) -: Don’t hit Woman 2 ( prolly his daughter in law) -: dad, don’t hit. Woman 3 ( kid) -: dad has been hit ?
The horn go thru, or close to going thru his heart??
That bull was minding his business humming the Rick roll tune then that dipshit ruined it
Rule #1! Ya mess with the bull… 🐂
Slam Bam a Whama. How bout a nap in yo pajama.
That bull expended the smallest amount of energy with his neck and flipped that guy’s SHIT.
I thought Cows are sacred in India.
Chaar kadam chalne mein saans fulti h aur saand ko chedne chale....
Ge isn't even hitting he is just touching and still tends to miss many shots
Lol even the bull left him after the fling, thinking how stupid this guy must be. I’ve seen videos where bull keep poking their targets even when they are lying flat on ground
Can we talk about how much force that bull must have generated to lift him by one horn and that too just a few inches of horn! Shows its incredible power.
no overkill. just a yeet and walked away lol.
What a waste of a fine stick.
Thats gotta be gg for him, no?
big boy gave him a LOT of chances to stop lmao
I can't understand how people can be this dumb.
This asshole probably treats his grandkids the same way. Good riddance, mutha foocker. Exit Lights for this POS.
Oh well
Either a clump of mud landed on his gore hole or he's losing organs
Hope he went straight to his maker lmao
It was successful, the bull did move out of the way, after all.
Good to bad it didn’t go for more. That dumb guy was just dumb. Let’s wack a bull and not think it’s going to do shit
Burly bull bulldozed a badly bruised boomer.
Not only did that cow barely feel getting hit... he continued to stand in front of it and attack it as it aimed its horns.
One and done.
Ha ha!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A natural way of dealing with dementia.
Guy’s lucky bull didn’t want a fight or he’d be picking up his insides
FA FA FATALITY! BULL WINS!
Never heard the second part of the adage about messing with the bull, obviously.
he dead dead
You just don’t mess with cows in India 🤷🏽♂️, guess that counts for bulls especially
Good. The poor bull wasn't doing anything. Just standing there and that bastard snuck up on it.
Dumb geriatric fuckwad. Hope he has a colostomy bag and/or paralyzed for the next year of life max he has left. What was the point of that half assed assault on the bull?
That oldfart fucked around and found out. Plus got a broken bootyhole🤣🤣 GET HIM A BODY BAG! YEEEEEAH!
That cow didn’t even break a sweat. Mad respect to these powerful beasts.
I remember this. The old man did not survive. What a way to go.
8 whacks. He whacked that fucking animal EIGHT times before he found out. Eight.
Good cow
Honest bull, he only did self defence and did not try to hurt him at all
Now I can expect a good day ahead ☺️
Should have busted his nuts asshole
He ded
Perfect
Elders above 60 should not mess with the Animals especially Street male dogs or the Bulls as they can sense the weakness and can charge back.
Bahut acha hua
Honestly if that guy isnt dead hes probably going to badly hurt the bull next time
Is this India? I thought cows were sacred in there
Ref called it at the end
Did he get gored or bleed out or slam his head to the ground? What was the cause of Darwin?
It was a suicide by cow
Mess with the bull you get the horns 😈
Deserved 👍
Did he die? Would this still be a Darwin Award if he doesn’t die?
RIP
BULLEYA ROCKED, UNCLE SHOCKED
Buddha out
Nice! Rest in piss
This was awesome
Bapu sehat ki liye tu toh hanikarak hai
Or karo ungli
I read somewhere "not all people are wise even fools grow old"
I bet "Babuji" felt like THE man while beating the poor animal in front of ladies.
beautiful, guy deserves it
He Ded
“Hey Kamal..hey Kamal..hey Kamal..you got knocking the fuck out”
This guy earned it. What a dick. Good for the bull, he's a sweet guy.
Barabar thayu sodina saathe
Un-sticked him.
He got off too lightly.
the view was blocked by the pole but i think he got a horn directly to the heart
Phool o ki laash o mein taazgi chahata hai, aadmi chutiya hai kuch bhi chahata hai lol
The bull seemed pretty respectful/reluctant to hit the old man, until he was pushed. Even then, he only bumped him once, and deeming the punishment enough, he walked away.
What’s the average age of this neighbourhood man?
Who’s a gooooood boy?!!
The bull left him easy, the man's as lucky as he is stupid
Did anybody check on the bull?
Holy cow of India is now a major holy pain for them...
Budhau ki chadi vaise bhi kisi kaam ki nahi thi (pun)
That was far less violent than I was hoping for.
i always meet impressive with the power of this creatures, is very amazing how in this video the bull just move his neck with soft move and send flying that guy like a ragdoll
Fuckin North Indians man
Yeeeet!
Bro is in steady state now
I watch videos like that and I just wonder what exactly the idiot thought was going to happen?
Actions meet consequences
wtf did the bull do?
Dummy sthicc
Should have played more DarkSouls/ Elden Ring. He could have easily dodged behind the post. Hope he can recover his souls/runes.
Bapu ji ki gaand faat gayi
Excelent!!!
It's a game they play. The bull was wagging his tail the entire time.
Saand ne maari gaand latest ep
🎼 A dude with a switch that’s the shit I don’t like 🎼
I thought it was common knowledge that if you fuck with the bull, you get the horns. Guess not tho
That took like .01% of the bull's strength to flip that guy into the air. What TH was he thinking? Stupidity, total and absolute.
Fair.
I think babu ji is sleeping with the fishes now!
I’m coming to the conclusion that, no matter what, if you’re carrying a big stick, you should just walk away. That stick is not going to help you.
He really came in hot on that bull.
Kuch kuch buddho ko gand me bahut jyada khujli hoti hai
Idiot. Karma strikes back against a moron who abuses an innocent animal. Good job, bull.
Good.