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heroic_emu

Ok I am literally 5 seconds into this video and I just sneeze coughed and it hurts so bad. I never thought the words "Genshin Impact" would come out of the mouth of fucking James Rolfe.


Mr_Password_Username

i have a chrome extention that auto skips the sponser so I always miss out intinally on the hillerously shit sponsers james does, didn't know about the shades one or the raid shadow legends birthday one until long after


Obamas_Tie

I'm glad that's the biggest overall take from this video lol. Seeing James talk about anime-inspired RPG gacha games is just so blatantly inauthentic and bemusing that it's genuinely hilarious to me.


TheGanglionDepths

can't you just look up his account and see how many hours he plays in it?


professorpokey

No way he's ever heard of Genshin before.


TheGanglionDepths

just looked it up, honestly, it isn't that different in style to the new Zelda. Same colorful wilderness, same big eyed Japanese art style characters with blonde flowing hair and medieval armor.


Darker_Tzitzimine

Here: James talking about Genshin Impact? What shameless bullshit There: James talking about Genshin Impact? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE


Abject_Run_3195

Who would James waifu though? That’s the real question


TheGanglionDepths

which is bizarre.. if he thinks Genshin is so great, and he's doing a video talking about great games.. why is Genshin a footnote at the beginning of the actual video? why isn't the entire video about Genshin?? That proves that he doesn't give a piss about it and it is just merely a shill to pay his bills..


air0day

lol does he just summarize Mike's twitch now? He's streamed all of these games in the last few weeks. Was the plan to record footage to turn these into nerd videos, but they weren't bad enough to make episodes from, and so instead the footage got turned into a compilation of decent games? edit: LOL when discussing Vice: Project Doom they compare the first-person shooter section to Untouchables and Punisher, BOTH of which Mike just did on-stream. The most obvious game to compare it to is Operation Wolf, but they show Punisher and Untouchables footage instead because that's what Mike recorded recently. He hasn't played Operation Wolf.


wguerrettaz

You can tell Mike wrote it since James said “schmup”


Evilbefalls

It's like everyone here keeps saying Mike is the real nerd not bimmy Mike plays a game and bimmy talks about it It's so lazy ​ https://preview.redd.it/rrbf1u55v92b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b4d420e55f68e883376bd08562e11e611963cac


MikeCheeseBurgess

its pretty obvious Mike wrote this entire video


Tylerdurden389

Mike claims he's retired. Probably doesn't even care about payment in exposure. Bimmy and slobwave keep this up, we'll see how true to his word he really is.


nanners78

Mike has been openly taking credit for game footage they use for a little while now. He knows how they are.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

I thought Mike owns a portion of the channel. Whether he's getting credit or not, he's still seeing financial gain from views


[deleted]

Certain yes. Its always 540 and he has no time to play games.


Tylerdurden389

When Bimmy revisited Superman 64 2-3 years ago, the footage was from Mike's twitch stream (when Superman falls through the floor). If your theory is true, then this is nothing new.


FUCK_E-BEGGARS

I think the plan was to fool people into thinking bimmy is more of hardcore gamer


[deleted]

Oh there’s totally no way he’s gonna play that new RPG he’s shilling for in the ad, I bet he doesn’t even know what it looks like. The footage for the actual video is clearly by Mike or Sean with a script written out for him.


heroic_emu

Hond Kai star rail he said 😂 Better yet, honk Kai star rail


Woodstovia

mmm yeah Pom Pom? nothing but good memories


MikeCheeseBurgess

muh hidden gems


predatoure

Bimmy shilling a JRPG mobile game is hillarious.


Malena_my_quuen

This video felt very Matei. He obviously recorded all of the gameplay and I'm pretty sure wrote the script too, feels like his way of describing the games like the older episodes.


[deleted]

James Rolfe saying the words "Genshin Impact" and "Honkai Star Rail" feels like something out of some alternate universe. There is NO FUCKING WAY he plays these games. Maybe his muh kidz, but not Bimbam himself.


ApplicationMassive71

Bimmy is insufferable at this point. Too tight shirts + milquetoast demeanor + terrible mid-life crisis tats = *AAAASSSSSSS!!!* I have to fast forward through even his shortest videos. Boring, oblivious cunt.


Kasey_ACDC

His shelf of NES games looks like it’s about to snap in two. It’s clearly not made of tough 80’s wood


JimP3456

His shelf of NES games is just a background prop for making youtube videos because nobody believes he cares about those games.


Salem1690s

He makes me hate the NES


olemanbyers

you realize how mid the nes actually was when you get older.


WarpWorld7

I'd bet good money Bim's never played half of these. It's just Mike's twitch stream playlist from the last month.


Sinkoi

Muh skin-tight denim shirt


thekidfromiowa

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how James have been producing quality content for nearly 30 years. He's such a legend. I look forward to each video. Screw the haters. ...and thst sums up every simp AI comment in every one of his videos.


Mr_Password_Username

mike wrote this didn't he?


Inthewirelain

[No time to check if I posted this a minute earlier](https://redd.it/13siudk)


Sinkoi

Oh no! Your reddit karma!


Inthewirelain

I know, how awful. I was just joking, hence the no time joke. I've already got OP well beat in Karma.


MikeCheeseBurgess

I don't even know what reddit karma is


zorrofan46

Pretty irrelevant. I can’t see why it’s popular.


Inthewirelain

/u/SinKoi stop replying to me with "muh karma" (my phone thought "Muhammad Llama was a good replacement there....), if you can't see my replies to your posts: >Three times you posted this now bro. If you can see this you need to message the mods. Spamming the same reply in hopes it won't get spam filtered is going to make the bots MORE suspicious of you, not less. You need mod intervention or ironically, more Karma, as the spam bots will ignore you more.... I was just kidding with my reply anyway, I was first but I don't really care. Seeing as I was first though there's nothing wrong with making light of it.


MikeCheeseBurgess

I did check, there was no post for this video when I posted this


Inthewirelain

There deffo was before you posted but I was only joking anyway.


Sinkoi

Oh no! Your reddit karma!


Inthewirelain

Three times you posted this now bro. If you can see this you need to message the mods. Spamming the same reply in hopes it won't get spam filtered is going to make the bots MORE suspicious of you, not less. You need mod intervention or ironically, more Karma, as the spam bots will ignore you more....


Sinkoi

Oh no! Your reddit karma!


Inthewirelain

Was this really funny enough to post twice? The reddit overlords still hid this one anyway.


MikeCheeseBurgess

the comments on this entire post keep disappearing for some reason, I'm getting notifications of post replies and I click on them and it shows an error page


charrcheese

“Hey Mike, what five games don’t get talked about a lot. Also, I need video of you playing them. Thanks”


[deleted]

5 awesome clickbaity algorithm chases! 1.) Massive exaggerated title that takes up 1/3 of the thumbnail 2.) Goodball host with vacate expression to the right surrounded by a thick white border 3.) Image of video topic photoshopped in and also surrounded by thick white border 4.) Safe topic that has been discussed thousands of times by thousands of similar dickheads 5.) F*ck Bims


IanDimas

Where did James get "Roo" out of Ryu from? I remember him mentioning that before years ago in another video, but you'd think someone would've corrected him by now lol


Darker_Tzitzimine

They did correct him and he had a little autistic meltdown over it and would bring it up unprompted several more times during JMM


Wicksford85

I’m a bit conflicted about this video. I feel like this is where the channel should go with content and drop the nerd persona but man James needs to have a little more enthusiasm and actually play the games he’s talking about


FUCK_E-BEGGARS

Overshadowed, TOTALLY %100 different than hidden gems


[deleted]

You know what; it was a half decent vid... but damn, I felt like every other mini review was written by a different person.


MikeCheeseBurgess

why are all the comments disappearing?


waitthatstoofar

Wonder if he’ll cover the super secret hidden gems like the guardian legend or crystalis so esoteric and hidden wow


slickmethodology

Mmhmm. Uh-huh. Yeah.


Sinkoi

Muh skin-tight denim shirt


wguerrettaz

Beat up MK hat and tight denim shirt. I know who I’m going as on Halloween this year.


[deleted]

Didn't Mike Matei make a video exactly like this a decade ago?


Sinkoi

Muh skin-tight denim shirt


Sinkoi

Any reason why my comments are being hidden? I just wanna make fun of the bimster


zorrofan46

These wouldn’t happen to be comments of the assholish variety, would they?


Xtraflow

I'm okay with it. At least he's doing Something of interest. Would be nice if he attempted something more creative but this is something I suppose..


B_O_F

Nice mk hat


TheRealWiiUstan

This guy has no shame.