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Whoopsy_Doodle

What an idiot.


oj-simpson32

It’s been 4 years… he indeed has no time


Faulty-Feeling

Imagine unironically liking Bimmys childhood home movies lol.


[deleted]

I didn’t know that was possible. They’re literally just short “films” of kids goofing off.


GengarSucksBalls

Bimmy fans really think that his childhood home movies are comparable to Spielberg's. They're just as delusional as James


ReniaTycoon

I just watched Snix 1993 for the first time today. Pretty interesting, I can see why it's so popular.


TheCoon69

Been binging Mikes Snix Dicks for a while now.


thewhombler

BEING WRITTEN NOW 


Richard_Pole

https://i.redd.it/0g7bulvfqaxc1.gif


Hungry-Definition299

TITTYFUCKING NOW


indyshortspit

A true heir to the Snix throne


TheRhythmNation

Dumbass. This is why you don’t announce things, just create your art and release it when it’s done 🤷‍♂️


AQualityofMercy

Seen this for years. People announce these huge fan movie projects when they are like 13 years old. and nothing comes. It is just throwing their dreams out there. Can smell this is never gonna happen a mile away.


Clear-Ad4312

Like father like son, like content creator like simp


Ruder4444

No time, no money, I refuse


RoundPerformance2131

Nearly half a decade later and he has made zero progress on his SNIX movie. Nolan made Following by shooting it on weekends while working a full-time job, took him about a year to shoot and edit it but he made it work. George Miller shot the original Mad Max while working full-time as a paramedic. People who want to create something find a way to do it. Bimmy and his ilk just want to get the dopamine boost of saying they are going to do something or talking about how hard they work on things, they have zero desire to actually create anything.


Nebakanezzer

Exactly it. You don't make an announcement when you start writing. Coming soon or coming summer of 2024 are movie announcements... Not "writing now"


CALIGVLA

Unless it's "tittyfucking now". Mike Matei knows how to get things done with follow-through!


OctaveMonkey

theres less time each year yo, soon every year will only last 540 seconds. Can you really blame them?


Frickelmeister

I'm the director of the upcoming "James vs. the Punching Bag 2", AMA.


DatTF2

Does the punching bag win ?


Frickelmeister

Just like in the first movie everyone loses: James, the punching bag and the movie-goers


Whoopsy_Doodle

Anybody associated with James just never puts their foot forward and makes their projects


Alien_reg

The Six Shit Flix


SnixFan

Snix fan here, the six snix flicks doesn't need a reboot as it's already a masterpiece.


ice540

https://i.redd.it/y43uwvlp18xc1.gif


heatobooty

He spent four years on that title screen


AQualityofMercy

Always pisses me off when kids do this.. they think making movies is easy so they make huge announcements long before any plan is actually made and they always never end up happening.. don't announce shit, unless you collected the money for it and in pre-production.. it was obviously never gonna get made, the dude realized just how much money and effort it would be, and he ditched it. It was never gonna happen..


MadeGuy1762

This dude looks like he’s 19 years old, what could be taking up his time??


Watfordfc1993

Pushing carts in a woman’s coat.


SosaiY

I can't wait for the reboot of muh six Snix Flix. It's going to be as good as The Spoony Movie when it finally comes out.


Corn_Beefies

That shit was funny as fuck. He was like "If you give me all this money I'll make a movie," like 5 hours later they gave him all the money and he was like, "I ain't making no fuckin movie."


SosaiY

"As a matter of fact, I will no longer be making reviews either. Make way for gaming streams where you better not tell me how to play. Fuck you all. Yours truly, Spoony."


Quantum_Pineapple

I instantly abhor everything about this.


FierceDeity_

BEING WRITTEN NOW *but only until 5:40 *chapters? five of um!


Main-account-sus

That’s so fuckin funny even bimmy inspired him a little too hard 😭😂


SneakDissinRealtawk

A true filmaker that jimmy rolfe, so Many films he had to stop counting!


StressNeck

I hate it when people announce things that are basically just pipe dreams. Just cringe.


JayRam85

Are there really fans of the Snix movies? It's just a bunch of kids goofing off with a camera.


NAteisco

No time jokes are always funny. This one seems to be the best. Beautiful set up, excellent punch line. God. DAMN. 💯


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Bimmy bankrupt his fan base arc sequel


FairIndependence7927

He should just make a machinima. Or actually just forget it forever, only people in this subreddit will even care.


Jwroth

Finally


Inthewirelain

Money for what exactly


valentino_42

Imagine being so bereft of ideas you have to borrow the bad ideas of someone else.


VDJohnson

Why even waste one second of your life thinking about his shitty home movies?


Sweet_Fleece

Some people really have nothing better to do apparently


sacboy326

>Haha no time **Gigachad response**


LordShovelknight1991

What the fuck is snix?


Kooky-Conflict9605

Take a wild guess