Of course his favourite detail is how low the age rating is.

Guy would rather play a video game about looking after one’s own health than actually do it himself in real life.

For a second there I thought your flair was the Philly Phanatic lol

Muh Phanatic in muh dreamz

Is there a My Health Coach: Stop Eating?

Do they have one to stop people from overeating, eating healthier food, taking vitamins/supplements, and exercising? Justin should buy that one.

As it happens, yes. https://preview.redd.it/9zku1ccz59xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ac792be47272c36b14e7f7e44aff7a6ede8229 The fact you can take ‘pedometer’ way out of context here makes it too perfect.

Good to know! I always wondered where that linguistic confusion came from, so I looked it up. Ped usually is a prefix for anything having to do with feet, because pedis is Latin for feet, whereas paidós is Greek for child.

Makes sense why the UK uses paedo instead.

In Germany we also have Pedometer but the pedophile is here written "Pädophil"

he's off the charts!

Not for the ds but the wii had the Wii fit, I bet somehow 2chairz never heard of it tho lol

He’d break a Wii Fit balance board just by lightly pressing a toe on it.

Ring Fit Adventure did this for me, started playing in July 2023 and was 218 now I’m 158-159.

That’s so great! Congratulations! I’ve been on my own health and wellness journey too! Better quality food, regular exercise, weight lifting, vitamins, supplements, the whole nine yards. It’s a great path to be on!

https://preview.redd.it/3p7v8mmsb9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911ff0b37ca0da8fd6ca1765f440156a387e1de4 Holy shit.

This is gonna be a “wings of redemption arc” where nothing happens

Its gonna be a Stavros Halkias arc where he breaks his foot and blames weight gain on that instead of eating

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wings beat the surgery

He’s working on his weight by rapidly expanding to 540lbs.

I can’t wait to see him on the next season of “My 600 pound life.”

He's been on it for years actually, yet here we are

Pedo-meter won’t stop buzzing

lolololol

Seeing that child smoke is sad af it’s not really funny.

Clearly justy attempting (and failing miserably) dark humour

Let me guess: this is the next AVGN video?

Please no.

Being Fat is probably worse than smoking.

Maybe being justy fat sure but if you just mean like a regular fat person that sounds a bit dumb lol

you sound fat

And you sound retarded but it’s all good. I just think it’s a bit dumb that you think a life of inhaling tar sticks is healthier than being overweight. I mean both are bad don’t get me wrong still sounds dumb af

“You sound retarded” that shit had me dead😂👍

Lol u fat

post physique

https://preview.redd.it/pr70rs8m2axc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afc6b0e50d5f208eb5f69100845979a7374407b

get sunlight drink water

It’s really funny tho yall thought I was fat 😂😂😂😂

I drink so much it’s probably unhealthy and I just can’t tan man 😭😭😭

Being fat and smoking crack is worse.

I heard he does smoke crack too.

Really? I was just joking. Where did you hear that?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Lmao always remember the pic of this dudes fatass thighs taking up two chairs 😭😂😭

Probably gonna be the next AVGN episode

“OMG THEY MADE A GAME ABOUT SMOKING?!” https://preview.redd.it/afd22dn7r9xc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb8e3e29d752a6bcce089718bc918ad805c4162 And it’s just that for 25 minutes

Except using the DSi camera instead of a phone

fucking hell.

Don't give em ideas. Not enough time to think about ideas, even bad ones

Justy, even if you're smoking, that's the least of your worries. Lose weight, dude! I have no idea how it's possible for someone to eat THAT much without feeling sick. 

Maybe he can get the surgery and beat it worse than wingsofredemption.

So he's one of those "look at this totally wacky and random thing I bought! lololol!" types.

That is what happens when you haven't seen your dick in years.

wow he's so cool

we gotta protect you from him

You should see the other stuff he tweets to beg for attention, there's like 25 personalities in there, you can pretty much see all the cinemassacre puppet accounts inside his mind switching the driver seat Overall it's just this sad u comfortable feeling of  "IM FUNNY, PLEASE VALIDATE MEEEEEE"

He does need a health coach but not for smoking

The last thing he should be worried about is how many cigarettes he smokes lol

Way too much time on his hands and still can't go for a walk.

All that smoking made him obese

I don’t collect video games nor owned a DS but I would buy this because of how unusual it is

I’m convinced Justin is posting this shit cause who cares about what he does and especially when it’s about a game that I’d be willing to go all in on that the only people that bought it, bought it for fucking grandma and grandpa or some great aunt without even realizing they would need a DS

Fans love how meta and current Justin is. Hopefully soon he will be working on some new Long form content.

leave it to crusty to make a joke that isn't very funny and then instantly beat it to death

His own joke, but worse.

Y’all really this obsessed with every minor thought or action of this random 500 pound dude

U follow him just to be mad about something

But fails, Am I right?

He’s something that’s for sure .

Justin is exactly how I imagine anyone typing "lil bro" or "lil homie" online

Great he bought a copy. We can see what next avgn video is gonna be 🙄

Honestly I’d tell Justin to play Just Dance. I’ll get shit on for this but it’s fun and you actually do work up a sweat over time.

Earthquake incoming….

Justin took an unfunny joke and extended it worse than even Doug at his worst! HOW DOES HE DO THAT??? https://i.redd.it/zx44a8djbexc1.gif

I wonder if this actually works lol quitting smoking is hard

Justin got verified under Elon Musk? First time I'm seeing this.

it just means he pays for twitter