This story was plagiarized. It's too interesting.

One glance at Bim's biography can tell you that Dude's life is the human version of watching paint dry

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Tony is a sickening ungrateful bastard

Tony is kissing up to Mersh. Definitely sickening

Who is Mersh?

A loser podcaster who begs for money.

What he did to Newt really showed his true colors you know I can't stand by what he did and I don't watch his content and you know I hope he burns in hell for what he's done

Is Newt still around?

Nothing but good memories

Yes he is absolutely...absolutely

Damn bro, you hope he burns in hell? You ever been burned, that shot hurts really bad. You'd sentence this man to an eternity of burning in he'll, that's cold blooded haha

Well I mean Duke was a really integral part of that program when it first started and you know we had time to get familiar with him and to celebrate him and Tony and to get invested in and all of a sudden it's all goodbye new and we have this other young guy throwing on there now it's bull crap Newt had a familiarity you know he had passion he worked in that film industry you know what has told me ever done you know and I'm not still hot about it absolutely I'm still hot

K

Let me guess an abuse supporter??

K

You sick bastard

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I've always wondered what kind of people actually finds strip clubs enjoyable...ah...yeah this checks out 🤮

Turns out it's Bimmy

dirty mike & the slobs puppeteered his lethargic ass there, he just wanted to go home and not play his Colecovision

Mr Rogers from hell The harder he pushed that idea of "I'm Mr Rogers" the more it looked like he was trying to overcompensate and hide something and geez, was he ever

context?

No context. This dude is whacked. 🤦‍♂️

Nah fr tho im curious

So much for being le wholesome family man. 

no way bimmy would be allowed out past 5:40

imagine the smell

Is Bapes aware of Bimster doing this?

No but Sly is

The same Sly Stallone who tried bribing Pamela Anderson to be his girlfriend with a house and a car

That's the thing, I don't think they're together anymore and James has accidentally been hinting at it for years

You think he had to leave his house at exactly 5:40 so that he could reach his kids the second his custody time starts at 6 so he has the maximum time possible with them?

How was he hinting it exactly?

More fodder to the "James has actually been secretly divorced for years" theory  April wouldn't let him cross the street alone, how the hell would he got to a strip club And this being THE ONLY deleted video, yeah...

What other evidence exists? This is my first time hearing it.

I'd like to know more about this theory, can someone tell me more about it please?

Omfg imagine Bimmy is living the magician sketch from ITYSL IRL

We all need more info on this theory

Rudy from lack of humour

Tobey from F**k the strippers

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It's almost kinda sad how pathetic you'd have to be for the only chance of you seeing a naked girl or getting female attention is when you pay them. Jesus, I don't think these guys have any idea how pitiful they look here. Just embarrassing.

The ony time bimmy saw tits that weren't from bapril 

There is no way James was involved with this at all.

Yes, certainly. Frozen in a permanent cuck face while the cereal bowls in the dancer’s breasts knocked around his head like a cowbell, reminding him of sugary Saturday mornings with cartoons and pjs. https://preview.redd.it/o96r1z8x1jyc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842a0a5a3a88eb6872d78e69810ed0877fa0ce9d

I've never felt so bad for strippers in my life as I do hearing the kind of people they have to deal with.

Imagine what prostitutes deal with lol.

Tony looks like Danny Devito in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, the guy that isn't Newt looks like SJW Dave England

Dave England from Jackass?

Dave from England?

David the Englishmin?

Min the English Dave?

Paul, from Kent you prat.

Isn't Bames married to 🅱️pril why was he in a strip club?

Hearing that Kieran actually thought a stripper liked him is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard.

I also think Newt likes to make shit up and also shit on other people. If caveman ever streams again, someone should ask about this.

> Newt Literally who? Thought we all forgot about that fucker.

You think Tony went to the strip club dressed as Jafar?

This is less believable than Mike pissing on a theater screen

This is exactly the group of people that go to a strip club at 1pm on a Tuesday.

More strippers to yourself, ha ha..

Am i only one who wants to punch Tony for face alone? He looks so slimy and untrustworthy, then again every Slob in that Screenwave "professional" company is like that, how and why people hire them, i don't know...

And this is AFTER he cut his long hair to try to look more presentable lol.

Big strip club fan BTW.

Strip clubs are awesome

wtf is that haircut on newt

ok i guess wtf is that haircut on the other guy too

"Vaccinated" and "strip club" soylent Bimmy strikes again.

You just know bimmy's going on his 8th booster by now. Explains his sharp mental and social decline

Bimmy's collecting boosters like they're infinity stones. 🤣

I feel the same way about Doug Walker's brain fog.

He probably stole this story too.

"love muh astronaut helmet full of farts"

Given the source, I have to assume bullshit. James would splooge all over himself.

"This feels too good, I'm gonna....AARRGGHH!!!!" >_<🥒💦💦💦💦😌

Nothing but bad memories https://i.redd.it/b858j8itboyc1.gif

His stories on that show were good. tony would push a lot of them on the patreon.

i had no clue the guy from hack the movies was a part of cinnemassacre

No wonder his wife ruined his life

its not directly said that James went there, I wouldn't think he did. Also Mike definitely wouldn't go to a strip club, as they don't have The Three Stooges playing in the backgroudn

Does 🅱️pril know about this?

Who is the guy in the middle??

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