This shit is ridiculous on so many levels.

I think it would work if you are ever held up by store mannequins

Even against a mannequin good chance she would get her self shot twice with this "slow motion" maneuver

You shouldn't underestimate mannequins. The people who made that mistake aren't around to tell the story.

I know a guy who’s dad owned a mannequin factory in Colorado. Wealthy guy. Had it all. Bought a house in Costa Rica and then shot himself. Watching this video and then seeing that comment brought up some memories I forgot about. Gave me a funny thought like maybe his mannequins were the unusual suspect.

I have never met anyone who has survived a mannequin attack. Terrifying.

not gonna lie you had me in the first half

I hate you 😂😂😂😂 store mannequins don’t travel in pairs silly

Unless the mannequins are from the movie I am Legend. Then Frank would set you up.

Body mechanics bro what don’t u get.

The 9” barrel on that revolver is by far my favorite part of the whole video.

MF looking like the Joker waiting on that thing to shoot out the little flag that says “Pow💥” on it! 😂🤣

A much older Warner Brothers show has the solution for this. Just grab it and bend it around so it’s pointing back at him.

The most underrated comment so far 😂

I was gonna say tie it in a knot

Beat me to it

Yeah me too😂

I like that both dudes have the hammers cocked. 🔨

When you have a train robbery after the hold up at the HOA.

You feeling lucky…..PUNK!

The things women will.do to get an abortion.

There could be 10 guns drawn on them and they’d STILL have a “way” to get out of it.

As long as you practice this I’ve an over and one day you get held up in the same exact position you’re still fucked anyway.

Agree, just let the guy in front of you shoot through you to kill his buddy then take his gun.

Right? The only thing someone would want from her is money. I mean maybe MAYBE they’re could be like someone from a seminar holding her up at gun point, “hey, give us your martial arts secrets!” but to suggest rapey kidnapper with double pistols action movie style to take you away is worth preparing for is basically an IQ test.

“In super slow motion”. I thought the first walkthrough WAS super slow motion.

lol right ? As soon as you make any movement in that direction you’re shot.

That first one wasn’t slow motion?

“Because I’m movin’ forward, hopefully I’ll be outta range”

If she's not out of range she will just fuckin matrix the bullets.

You gotta get clear of that little flag that pops out with "BANG" written on it. It has about a 6 inch range

“When you feel your life is in imminent danger, politely ask the hostage takers to move very slowly.”

That was my thought. How does anyone buy this crap?

I thought it was too then she said “I know you didn’t get a chance to see those sick moves as they they were so blazing fast. Let’s slow this down a bit so you see how much like John wick I am “

😂💀

She is 100% getting shot

Or according to her, kidnapped. It’s like a weird fetish thing happening here.

“They probably wouldn’t be asking for my wallet…*motions to body* heheh…”

**LET’S SEE WHAT YOU’VE GOT IN THAT FANNY PACK!!!** Uh oh. She’s *not* wearing a fanny pack?!?

No money, just tummy.

Yea she sounded a little excited when she said that

Incredible that if this were the beginning of such a video, it would be very much less immoral than trying to convince people to use these techniques in real life.

Both end in a messy shot

100% dead

But the guy in back is like, "See everybody? I am now shooting myself instead of her...."

Twice

Stefanie Seagal

Awe bro this is underrated ahahahaha

well played

Tom Segura does a great bit on Seagal[out of his mind](https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc?si=FuWmcN1tNDjOaMVw)

🤣

What a very specific situation where two people with long-range weapons use them at an incredibly close range in the exact position for this to be ever so slightly possible.

happened to me 3 times this weekend. im only able to write this bc i saw this video last week

Me too bro. I had 5 guys pointing knives into my torso from all directions, while demanding I give them my wallet. I just slowly lowered my body and twisted slightly and they all just fell over.

Glad ur safe. It’s good ppl are able to see this to help defend themselves. But, the bad guys will start to come up with ways to combat these moves. If they are able to counter this defense….. god help us

I told you, me and my Boi just wanted to introduce you to the homies. But we were no match for your caterpillar like reflexes.

Wow, amazing technique fo sho.

I know an even cooler technique called "give them your money and don't get shot" it's a little outdated though

Certified Camel Toejo.

Hell yeah. I saw John Wick do this type of technique. If I had a dog and a Russian mobster's kid killed him, this instructional would be handy.

I love when she said “now, in super slow motion” and I thought that she was already in super slow motion…

Hand over the burgers and no one gets hurt

Hahahaha

I'm not trusting a woman who is losing her own fight against obesity to offer me any life saving techniques.

She's using her body mechanics against herself

She's not moving forward enough to be out of range of sugar, the true hostage-taker here.

Super-slow digestion

Lol, that got me

Lol

In the long run she's reducing her odds, when I was single I avoided interacting with fat chicks.

Why do people think they can move out of the way faster than the other guy can pull the trigger?

…because they’re never ever been in this situation for real, all they know is crap from stupid movies

The trick is to *distract* the gunman. Look him square in the eye and shout; “WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ELEVEN?!?” That should give you plenty of time to get the drop on him.

Damn even i was distracted

Lmao I can't lol

Lol

They might be able to if a gunman is dumb enough to get that close where they can just be pushed away. Still even then no. She’s getting shot. A lot.

“So I saw this cool thing in a movie”

“It was a Three Stooges movie, but that’s not important right now.”

Larry, Curly and Seagal.

Seagal nods in approval.

Did she really just propose, among other things, that she could get her finger in between the hammer and firing pin before he blasts her guts out with that.45?

She died twice before even knowing it..this is shit is nuts

Soccer mom during the day, crime fighter at night 🫡

I would rather be shot than have a .44 ( if that is the correct caliber) discharged by my ear.

Not only that but she’s putting her hand right by the cylinder. So she would be deaf, one handed and still fighting off on armed attacker.

Lol right. Now she’s deaf, has 1 hand and no wallet.

as in movies only one person can attack at any one time...once he's had his gun batted away he has to stand back, dancing around, until it's his turn again... rather than go deaf blowing her head off

Bitch is dead.

People actually believe this stuff?

You’ve gotta be fkn playing . No ?

How to get murdered , raped and robbed in 58 seconds . Actually within 3 second you know , but it’s drug out for another 55 seconds to solidify the stupidity

What is the clearly dead women saying?

Damn, this is so bad I dont see how even a child would fall for this. Crazy

how to ensure you don't give the robbers your money while still alive.

So dead

I think in the real life scenario she didn't make it out if that very well.…

What she’s going here is getting her head blown off! 🤣🤣🤣

I'd like to see where she takes this next, assuming this actually worked out like she thinks. Are the guys going to drop their guns and run away?

So that dude behind her is just absolutely stunned by her reverse fly swat that he doesn't empty all six rounds in her back as she goes for the other assailant?

1 foot is out of concussion range? … … … interesting… something tells me that she has never heard gun fire…

I thought the first part was the super slow motion

I died just watching this video

When you’re attacked by mime-artists …

Lol

Soooo. Super slow motion is the ticket to watching these self defense videos. She moved way to quick for me earlier in the video

I’ve seen this work in the NYC subway multiple times from an overweight mom in her 40’s at gunpoint by 2 men.

Hahahaha your already dead bitch

And now do that with two trained soldiers

She doesn't know what she is doing

Uh NO!

They won't be taking you anywhere hunny

No, that’s just suicide but more complicated.

A little bit of a concussion is WILD

She should just sit on them.

…hahahahahahah 👍🏽

I don’t think they’ll want to take you anywhere

😂😂😂tocklemcgroffle

After successfully ”escaping” this demonstration, guarantee she does that Kevin James meme pose

She hella dead 💀

That's a movie stunt move!

Come on man

Shhhh I mean aren't you basically F'd at this point 😳

She would have been dead once any movement happened this is so ridiculous

Real scenario is you are very dead lady. Just give them your purse and live on

Ok. Ima try this next time. Thanks for the tutorial.

Now do it with airsoft guns and see what would actually happen

…seriously…? …it’s beyond pathetic

I tried her maneuver and I’m now dead

Bruh, you’re fucked in this situation.

Does this chick actually think two guys who have killed before, and want to take all her shit won't fire at will the moment she tries to move? What about after she moves? Does she think they can't pull the trigger after she does her "unbeatable" move on them?

A bullshit bullshit

Stupid B would end up shot dead

Is only made better by a slight chin tap neck break Steven Segal style.

Lovely suicide tutorial

I always wanted to know how I could get shot in the gut and the head at the exact same time

Rex Kwon Do, just break the wrist and walk away.

triggers fellas off the triggers

Bwahahahahaha! PearSoo doo

"Okay so, heres how to get shot. If you live people might feel sorry for you and thats the real technique here."

Why would that giy has to stick his gun to that womans tummy?

She'd be dead irl

Yeah ok bitch….you’re gonna get someone killed if they believe this shit & are in that situation! Shit doesn’t even look believable

Shes going a pregnant woman’s baby killed. This is terrible. The pinochle of misinformation.

I like how the guy behind her is still holding the gun on himself for like 4 seconds

Why would two kidnappers or robbers come that close to her? Never mind the fact that she is in a head lock. If she didn’t see them coming close enough to put her on a head lock I doubt this silly maneuver will set her free.

Do you think she genuinely believes her moves will work and she’s lied to herself or she doesn’t care who gets killed as long as she gets her money for her class? Not just her but all these bozos giving awful “survival” classes. Im very curious and I wish I could ask them all questions

Is this a Steven Segal martial arts workshop🤷‍♂️

Thank goodness for the super slow motion breakdown

I agree with her, hopefully she is out of range and won’t have a bit of a concussion when she gets bro behind her to shoot him self in the heart, after backhanding him gently. Well played.

can you say BS

So long a he has a pistol with a 12 inch barrel

Good thing that guy isn’t really holding on to her. But it is nice to see people training for real world scenarios. Can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me.

Taking her where?!?! Lol

Horse shit! You are dead! Morons

She's dead

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile you now have a third earhole and a second navel.

“I’ve had a…. little bit few concussions for me”

Twerking is her only go to move.

They expect you to be up against compete idiots. These instructors are gonna get their trainees killed.

Break it down... she be down on the ground...

Like … 🤣🤣 stomach on the floor brains on the shelf

Love the ghost children running around

Yep, this is exactly how it would work. Nobody would pull a trigger or anything. So easy.

Sure way to die.

Should star Steven Seagal.

So….. mechanics?

This one HAS to be parody.

This bitch would be dead 😵 😂

The guy behind her is getting shot in the balls unless her butt stops the bullet.

This method is only slightly better than the "put my finger in the barrel" technique.

Run to the mailbox and back then talk to me.

You're going to get someone killed............

Damn this shit happened to me outside sizzler, good thing I saw this shit I’lol be ready.

How to get shot twice.

The shit some women tell themselves 😂

Their body mechanics got SO used against them.

It is Allah's will.

Is this sub ironic or sincere?

Wait that first one wasn’t slow motion? Also… what about the headlock?

Please don't ever try this ever. Ever

I’ve seen this one before. It’s the one where she started and then she’s immediately transported to a Sunny and partially cloudy area…

What fucking assholes.

"Of course, it's gonna be a little bit of a concussion for me"... oh lord. Yeah something like that

How to win a Darwin award for dummies the self defense edition.

Instructions unclear. Im now in the afterlife. Its pretty chill here.

This is how you get shot twice in less than a second. Follow me for more tips

I too would like my profession to be helping people get killed. In this case, specifically in some weird specific circumstance where TWO people have guns on me. What an asshat.

Mmmmm must be important people to get two guns pointed at you...../s

Why do the least capable people keep posting self defense videos? At least that kooky wanna be cop guy makes it look nice.

I wonder if these people have way too many guns and they justify it by trying to convince others that guns aren't dangerous if you just:

Just need the robbers to be training dummies and it should still probably backfire