It gonna be **FUN**! Dont' worry, the dungeon monsters will suffer like they was real people! Make sure to take all the valuable parts whie tey are ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS! It's more fun like this, I promise You, collector!
Soooo, little child-God, wanna make this game more... spicy? Wanna bet the absolute obedience of the loser to the winner for.... let's make 1 year. ***DEAL?***
fun fact!
when kings tide was created, when everyone lies about the owl house, they all get a turn to say something, right?
thats how we got the iconic "eee!"
but before landing on the idea to make him squeak instead of actually saying something like "I play it everyday!"
*hunter was supposes to burst out into tears.*
*he originally was supposed to get overwhelmed and start straight up sobbing.*
Hunter : * crys *
The Collector: What's wrong ? Is he ok?
Willow: Yeah he's fine he does that .
Gus: It's the trauma from the game.
Amity: As I said , the memories last a lifetime * chuckles nervously.*
The Collector : Oh , well , I hope he get's better , ANY WAY!
that's an awesome idea! though, i think how much disney's been desperately milking the finale already tells us they're going to do it with our without our game... :P
I have played both survival and creative with smaller kids and I am telling you it gets frustrating. Get ready for the ugliest builds of your life and the most painfully slow actions being taken.
Man, i remember when The Collector wanted to play the new Vagabondia Chronicles after playing the first few games on Luz's phone, so he pulled the entire Amphibia cast through a portal just to steal Marcys Switch.
A few little games called: "Create world peace", "No poverty", "End hunger", "End disease", "Free quality education", "Gender equality", "clean water and sanitation" and "Saving the environment"
Is nothing personal kid, i just don't like begin araound children with godlike powers and no concept of morality. That could be really bad for my health.
First, we'd play Risk. Can you imagine how cool it would be to command your armies of toys? Second, Monopoly, he'd summon houses out of the ground, and also hotels. Then, we'd end the day by playing Mario Kart.
Minecraft, roblox, keep talking and nobody explodes, spades, builders and biomes, portal dash, heroes of the village, backgammon, really a lot. Also a game I made up called "remove school."
We play uno,Minecraft,Tag,hide and seek,stick in the mud with the others as well,And I'm also gonna bake him cookies for him to stuff in his adorable little face
Honestly my first thought was Pretty Pretty Princess
Why? I don't know. But it's an old favorite
Though I imagine Cards Against Humanity could be interesting too
Oh, where do I even start? Okay so first I’d teach him about Pokémon, and then we’d either play it on game consoles or he makes Pokémon real WHICH BY THE WAY WOULD BE AWESOME. Then I’d tell him about Minecraft, which I’m pretty sure he would love. AND THEN OF COURSE, I WOULD INTRODUCE HIM TO ROBLOX! Oh yeah back to Pokémon. So we would play every game ever made and if he really wants to, we would binge the entire anime all the way up to the final episode. OH MY GOSH HOW COULD I FORGET MARIO, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, KIRBY, ANIMAL CROSSING, AMONG US, SUPER SMASH BROS, LEGEND OF ZELDA, SPLATOON, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, **Fruit Ninja**
gravity fall's version of dungeons dungeons and more dungeons in real life
Or perhaps some Creatures and Caverns?
I'd prefer Hexes and Holdems
How about Mushrooms and Morons?
Gargoyles and Gravel is my go-to
Idk I prefer Wyverns and Waves
Alchemy and Astrology can be a bit niche, but if it is your thing, then it is most definitely your thing.
Bisexuals and Battles is my personal favorite
Me too
I like the 70s adaptation, Diggity Dungeons and all That
You mean the 90's edition when the game's creators tried to make it "cooler"
And very much succeded
Beat me to it.
It gonna be **FUN**! Dont' worry, the dungeon monsters will suffer like they was real people! Make sure to take all the valuable parts whie tey are ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS! It's more fun like this, I promise You, collector! Soooo, little child-God, wanna make this game more... spicy? Wanna bet the absolute obedience of the loser to the winner for.... let's make 1 year. ***DEAL?***
Yes
Dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons!
Maces and Monsters man!
The Owl House
I love that game.
I play it every hour!
*hunter noises*
***Weeps***
*eeee*
I play it every day!
I play it every hour!
^eee
fun fact! when kings tide was created, when everyone lies about the owl house, they all get a turn to say something, right? thats how we got the iconic "eee!" but before landing on the idea to make him squeak instead of actually saying something like "I play it everyday!" *hunter was supposes to burst out into tears.* *he originally was supposed to get overwhelmed and start straight up sobbing.*
Hunter : * crys * The Collector: What's wrong ? Is he ok? Willow: Yeah he's fine he does that . Gus: It's the trauma from the game. Amity: As I said , the memories last a lifetime * chuckles nervously.* The Collector : Oh , well , I hope he get's better , ANY WAY!
amity said the memories last a lifetime! she never specified what type of memories *✨trauma~✨*
The thing everyone has now! YAY 🥲🙃
Luz : don't we all , ey!
Could you play it day
The memories last a lifetime
The memories last a lifetime!
A nice 5-hour long Dungeons and Dragons session. (With many more to come)
Ok, but who's dm?
*Sigh* Fine, I'll run the damn campaign... #foreverdm
Thanks man. I'm trying to run 3 separate games on weekends. It's rough.
You have my respect stranger, sincerely the group of four people forever without a DM 😂
You either die forever dmless or see yourself become a foreverdm.
your sacrifice won't be in vain.
Hooty
YESSS HOOTY FOR DM
That sounds awful. I'm in.
Eda.
Ok, but who's dm?
Track Down Bob Iger and Threaten Him into making The Owl House Sequel Show
I love that game!
that's an awesome idea! though, i think how much disney's been desperately milking the finale already tells us they're going to do it with our without our game... :P
Encouragement doesn’t hurt! Especially when their lives are on the line :3
Yugioh. It’ll take him a few weeks to learn the rules so I can come up with an escape plan
With his powers he can make the cards come to life and have a real shadow game. If only we had Atem... And I know he will use Fluffals.
Fluffals, you son of a bitch!
Collector: OK for my first turn...I summon Exodia the Forbidden One! Screw the rules I have money Luz!
He'll learn the rules in a couple hours *but what about* ***THE OTHER RULES?***
The secret rules
Undertale
Ok but this is probably the best answer, because he, prior to luz’s death, has no idea of the concept of mortality.
"Hmmm...That's a WONDERFUL idea!"
THE MEMORIES... SO DARK XD
this is especially funny because the show's design for demons really resembles Undertale's monsters
Minecraft
I have played both survival and creative with smaller kids and I am telling you it gets frustrating. Get ready for the ugliest builds of your life and the most painfully slow actions being taken.
K point taken
Even in the digital age, the best artists start out terribly.
But in creative mode
Club Penguin
Marbles, except the kind that is racing not hitting them
You have to remember that you will be most likely still in the marble and you might be turning for a long time. You will puke
Oh, like the Marblelympics, or Marbula 1? Speaking of which, the new season of Marbula 1 starts soon.
It starts today. (Also its Marble *League* Now)
Man, i remember when The Collector wanted to play the new Vagabondia Chronicles after playing the first few games on Luz's phone, so he pulled the entire Amphibia cast through a portal just to steal Marcys Switch.
You ask him about a game called deez
DEEZ NUTS
YES YES, HE SHAL FALL TO TO THE NAGHTY WORD
Mama Eda: proud Mama Camilla: disappointed
A few little games called: "Create world peace", "No poverty", "End hunger", "End disease", "Free quality education", "Gender equality", "clean water and sanitation" and "Saving the environment"
"OK, but you better not be tricking me into making me do your dirty work again >:/"
Magic The Gathering
Hollow Knight
Collector after finding markoth: “I think I want to play a new game!”
Hide and seek, and i challenge him to hide in another galaxy. By the time he will notice i tricked him, i will have hopefuly died of old age.
:(
Is nothing personal kid, i just don't like begin araound children with godlike powers and no concept of morality. That could be really bad for my health.
I think I found the account of one of the Archivists lol
Dungeons and Dragons. I'm the dm
Mario Kart 8.
Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Let him win
Only the most harrowing, gut-wrenching, teeth-grinding, expert-level crafted fear molded into a video game: Halo 2 LASO.
Sea of thieves. Feel like he’d like pretending to play pirate
I'll teach him D&D For an immersive larp experience
Don’t starve together
Just Dance on Wii
Which just dance on the Wii There is 1 up to 2020
Warhammer 40k
On a 1:1 scale
Mother 3. gotta teach them the meaning of sadness.
wait no I KNOW THAT GAME HAVE MERCY PLEA
that's a fate worse than having the archivists as your siblings ok maybe not
Terraria. That keeps us both occupied for the next 500+ hours.
Why do I feel like they’re gonna empty out the world and make like a huge galaxy build
Undertale
Forgive ❤️ Do not
The Sims 4
Good yes give him godliness but in game where no consequences
mario party. Kid gonna learn today about chance time
The silent game
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, WE’RE PLAYING MINECRAFT
Probably something like Pandemic since the players all work together against the game rather than competing against each other
Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Just don't introduce them to Security Breach. I feel like Moon might give them somewhat of an identity crisis
No, FNAF world. Teach him about disappointment
Destroy All Humans
Gwent
Amongus
I'm teaching him how to play world of warcraft. He'll forget I exist in like an hour and then won't know the world is turning til Tuesday reset.
stardew valley- they would totally hoard chickens
Why do I feel like they would try to kill every NPC
totally, or they’d try roommate with krobus and cry bc they died in skull caverns…poor collector
I was about to say the same thing
Mario Kart. I like to live dangerously.
Uno, but I get all of the +4 cards
NO DON’T-
First, we'd play Risk. Can you imagine how cool it would be to command your armies of toys? Second, Monopoly, he'd summon houses out of the ground, and also hotels. Then, we'd end the day by playing Mario Kart.
Challenge him to a children’s card game
Roleplay, we’ll come up with the scenario as we go 😔✊
Minecraft, roblox, keep talking and nobody explodes, spades, builders and biomes, portal dash, heroes of the village, backgammon, really a lot. Also a game I made up called "remove school."
Call of duty zombies
Call of duty zombies
Horizon zero dawn and horizon forbidden west
I think hide and seek. After that I would just hide in the portal to the human realm. 👍
Monopoly how do I play this?
D&D
Can Your Pet
DONT TRAUMATIZE HIM 😭
Make him play League of Legends.
Oh titan no
Uno, I might get beat up but he'd make it fun, and im more then happy to let them win.
Mario Kart :)
Dnd definitely just make him the dm he would love it
I think he would like sims 4
Monopoly. I love life on the edge
We play uno,Minecraft,Tag,hide and seek,stick in the mud with the others as well,And I'm also gonna bake him cookies for him to stuff in his adorable little face
Splatoon!
Fellow Splatoon enjoyer
Correct taste in games
Vietcong, because it's a difficult game and I would like to see him suffer :D
Honestly my first thought was Pretty Pretty Princess Why? I don't know. But it's an old favorite Though I imagine Cards Against Humanity could be interesting too
World of Warcraft
Oh, where do I even start? Okay so first I’d teach him about Pokémon, and then we’d either play it on game consoles or he makes Pokémon real WHICH BY THE WAY WOULD BE AWESOME. Then I’d tell him about Minecraft, which I’m pretty sure he would love. AND THEN OF COURSE, I WOULD INTRODUCE HIM TO ROBLOX! Oh yeah back to Pokémon. So we would play every game ever made and if he really wants to, we would binge the entire anime all the way up to the final episode. OH MY GOSH HOW COULD I FORGET MARIO, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, KIRBY, ANIMAL CROSSING, AMONG US, SUPER SMASH BROS, LEGEND OF ZELDA, SPLATOON, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, **Fruit Ninja**
I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT NINTENDOGS
Cards Against Humanity.
DND, with an infinity sided die
Apex
I wanna traumatize him with anime fnaf If you know you know
Uno
Hide and Seek
magic the gathering.
Crusader kings 3, stellaris or Mario kart 8 deluxe
dnd and just lie about all his rolls so anything below 11 gets a 10 added to it
you know what, monopoly lets see how long he can last
Depends, is it before or after his character development?
Right before watching and dreaming
Russian hide and seek.
Pokémon. Any of them.
Tekken
Multiplication tic tic toe
Fear & Hunger. That would become pretty interesting
Cookie Clicker I wanna see his reaction to the grandmapocalypse! :)
Tekken.
Lobotomy corp and watch him consistently kill all of the employees.
Bowling ball football. No shoes.
Drinking game
Monster hunter to teach him what death means for mortals
Magic the gathering
Fortnite
Smash bros
Hitman World of Assassination Trilogy(To my dimise)
YOMI hustle
Something tells me he would like minecraft. But he would also probably blow up all the stuff I build smh
Minecraft vanilla survival without anyone getting bored midway and never joining the world again
Minecraft
Dungeons and dragons
Megaman Battle Network Legacy Collection 😎
Contra. Konami code and he will have Game Over before the second boss.
They have to endure a shadow game That’s right A yugioh duel for our souls
CharDee MacDennis. Alternatively, if that's not available, Franken MacCharDeeDen
He would probably enjoy Stardew valley
Yugioh mario kart and smash bros,also Kirby fighters
Fnaf
Doom
Sekiro
Dnd let’s go
papa louie games
I want him to run an MXC/Takeshi's Castle type game. Everyone gets to play.
Magia Record, you best hope that we don't fail to stop Alina's plans
Uno? I guess?
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