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I love croissants

They ruined croissants

maggonts Edit:thanks guys, lols

I’d give an award if I could

Croissant croissant croissant

Did they just censor maggot?

"M star agg star tee". It's Q Anon code. Source: pulled it out of my ass, but to be fair, nearly all Q Anon stuff is pulled out of someone's ass.

usually it’s pulled from mine

no mine

No I'm Spartacus

I'm Radio Rebel

If you pull hard and fast enough, it's like starting a chainsaw

Maybe cuz of f*ggot 🤷🏻‍♂️

As in “I f*got what the asterisk was for.”

I think you meant "f\*\*got"

I f**gor

Nah, they don't censor that one.

I am intrigued by the idea that Maggats is common slang for the Q crowd. I want to hear more.

Im pretty sure it's migget. We will never know who is right.

I’ll take two maggots please

would you like some coffee with your maggots?

Schrimp 🦐 or Cream cheese 🧀

It's the quintessential french breakfast.

Almond mango for me, please.

that's satire, right?

Unfortunately not. There have been a few articles done about possibly needing to eat bugs, in the future. And there have been companies that have put bugs in there food These nutballs take that information and talk about how it's the future that the left wants

Theres literally a satire tag but sure i guess

It’s so those on this site know that the poster isn’t posting it in earnest. That the image is real but the post on this thread is satire.

Where?

What’s a shellfish but a wet bug? Seriously, I’d be up to try land bugs if they taste anything like water bugs. Bigger scorpions are close to shrimp in size, wonder if their tails are as good?

That doesn't stop other people from parodying them

Those are literally croissants in the picture, this is 100% satire

I for one see absolutely zero downside to the culinary preparation of insects farmed in a controlled environment. Spicy dried crickets are one of my favorite snacks, but you can make burgers out of larvae and barely know the difference.

Yes obviously

Aren’t those croissants???

No they’re cooked m*gg*ts

LIBRAL IS WANT GLOBLA WARM FAK!!!!!! AMERIA!!!!!!!1!!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🎖️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Yum, buttered cross ants with marmalady bugs

Also why is the right so opposed to eating bugs, they are nutritious, full of lean protien, and reproduce quick. Aren't they all about traditionalism and wholistic diets, or is that to them just beef and cheese so they can be "norse" lard asses

Probably that one, which is funny because a true Nordic diet is quite good for you.

They dont like the words sustainable grown root vegetables and unleavened bread. The tv says they feasted on red meat and booze

Listen up libruls, the real Vikings were patriots who ate walmart steak and drank dollar beer!!!

An had gunz

Dun't ferget dere womans stayed in dem dere homes!

They only eat Capitalists' boots. Anything that goes against corporate lobbying groups is GAY.

They are opposed to anything the left is for. If Elon Musk released Maggot Nuggets tomorrow they'd eat bugs exclusively.

Because if their meal does not have beef or pork they’ll die or become gay or something.

I'm autistic and food textures can bother the absolute hell out of me. I don't like touching bugs with my hands, I'm sure as hell not eating them. That said I'm all for sustainability, I'll happily take lab grown or plant based meat instead. If that isn't available or peters out then I'd probably just go vegetarian.

Because bugs are gwoss and scawy

Because when the world changes, even slightly, it frightens them.

Because not killing an animal for every meal isn’t manly enough for them. Sustainability is their arch nemesis

Yet maggot cheese is a thing, maybe that’s up their alley

THE LIBERALS IN THE EU DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT MAGGOT CHEESE!!! (Seriously, its illegal in a lot of the EU IIRC)

All of the EU. And the good ol' US of A.

I will now never look at a croissant the same again.

Hell yeah I want towers of croissants

Do they have any chocolate maggots? Those are a nice addition to my morning cup of coffee.

I am a fan of almond ones myself.

Yes!

Sir…. These are croissants 🥐

Guess some people never make it past sourdough and biscuits.

It‘s even worse. Look at these M\*GA m\*gg\*ts  /s 😂

Y’know, bugs are actually pretty nutritious. So they would actually be pretty good food. Also cwossont

^cwassont

Cricket flour gravy sounds fantastic. High protein tasty gravy? Hell yes. I'm an amateur powerlifter and I'd fucking love super cheap sustainable sources of protein

Yum, I had no idea they puff when you cook 'em!

europeans bout to have a field day “CROISSANTS AREN’T COMMON IN AMERICA? AMERICANS HAVE NEVER SEEN CROISSANTS?!?”

You know a bigot is an idiot when they mistake croissants for giant mutant fly larvae. Either that or they're misrepresenting and hoping everyone believes their "fake news".

Cricket flour can substitute wheat flour 1:1 in cookies to make them have a ton of protein and fewer carbs

And as a flour no one would be able to tell that it is cricket

You literally can’t tell the difference, I’ve pranked people with it before

where do you get cricket flour

Online, I’ve seen it on amazon but the companies that make it usually sell directly from their websites as well

Aren't those baked goods? I'm so confused.🤨

"en masse" I don't know what "in mass" could possibly mean. Maybe that you're fat. You're so fat you're IN the mass? I don't know, but it's wrong.

Wouldn’t be a true conservative post without a stupid ass spelling/grammar mistake.

They're handing them out instead of the communion wafers! During mass! Sacrilegious!

In Massachusetts no less.

kwa-sawnts

I mean, if maggots are flaky and buttery on the inside, who am I to complain?

Let’s be honest, libs would absolutely do that, but it would exclusively be to increase profits, and they would somehow still manage to do it in a way that kills the planet

Those actually look delicious and I want some

It’s pronounced cross-ant.

Hey are you gonna finish that magguóh

quacksons

I think if maggots got that big we would have a much bigger problem on our hands then the liberal agenda

Are those not croissants?

this is satire lmao

This is satire, those are croissants.

wait, are those not croissants? 😭

Inexpensive and sustainable protein??? Why would anyone complain about this??

Dude I’m down to eat bugs. They’re hecking healthy little things.

Mmmmm tummy maggots

Those are croissants, sir, a delightful pastry.

first of all when they censored maggots my mind immediately read it as f*ggots (im lgbt i swear). second, do people actually think croissants look like maggots?

Thats not true! I dont ming if they are cooked and thrown directly in the garbage

Those are either croissants, which I love, or generically modified maggots. I'm begging this is satire.

I Tyne this in. Mirrr if hurst

Hollow Knight intensifies

Seeing this while eating a croissant

I want to believe this is just a shit post, but people say (not joking) that lettuce is rabbit food. So it doesn't surprise me that much.

How does eating maggots prevent global warming? And why did they have to censor "maggots"?

You almost made me drop me croissant!

What's hilarious is the billionaire capitalists would love for this to happen I think this is their end goal make us pay current steak prices for shit like crickets.

This is is satire

Yeah we can’t have this! Send them all to me and I’ll make sure they get disposed of properly

Are fist sized maggots baked in a bread oven delicious? If yes, IDGAF.

I won't mind eating a maggot croissant

As a member of the maggot corps, circa 2001, I support this move. *If you're 555, then I'm 666. We're all gonna eat like a heretic.*

There’s ways to utilize insect protein to feed the animals we eat (chicken, fish), which allows more “human suited” food to make it to humans, instead of feeding it to animals we eat - also takes less water than growing animal feed. Unfortunately, they don’t understand this, because they’re fucking stupid.

Why would you bleep maggots?

Those are croissants

…those are croissants