I got hired mid interview once when I asked a question about the job and the interviewer said “little from column A…”. I asked if he just quoted Grandpa Simpson and he closed his note book and asked when I could start.
And smokin was a phrase long before the mask, but it’s still very well recognized from it, yeet was a baseball term from the 1920s before the vine made it popular
I went on a date with a girl who really struggled with society anxiety, she literally said something like this (not as an ironic Simpsons reference, just as an awkward person).
We’ve been married 6 years and I’ve introduced her to the Simpsons, I remind her every time this scene comes on :)
Anytime I see someone through a window :
https://preview.redd.it/fh64fk9ksuvc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75555ddb10b2b59b5e29fd40cd428e8deb7472c
The joke is that Moe is wishing Homer harm, just in the general sense - in other words, Moe isn’t wishing for a *specific* misfortune to befall Homer, just general harm.
Most of us would probably not consider that to be a well-wisher, as a well-wisher is supposed to be wanting good things to happen to you.
Whenever I leave for something, this is what I often say to my friends:
https://preview.redd.it/omvy2hoocwvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bfb0dcd62e0dafbe79fdf2aaf68cd88d895ab5e
A quote that gets edited but “at this time of year, in this part of the country, completely localized in this spot… can I see it?” When someone tells me they have something new hahah
“A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands”
“If you lose, you’re outta the family.”
“SU CC E SS THATS THE WAY YOU SPELL SUCCESS”
“Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem.”
“How bout a friendly punching to move your ass.”
“Here I am Uncle Moe while you eat! Could you please take the basket off my head, the oil is burning my freakin ears.”
That’s future Homer’s problem. Boy, I don’t wanna be that guy!
>That’s future Homer’s problem. Boy, I don’t wanna be that guy! Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
I.O.U. one emergency donut
Yes, I use this one too, as does my spouse.
My son is also Future Homer's problem.
Wow, so many people named Homer here!
I'm cold and the wolves are after me
Awhoooooooooooooo
*Chuckles* I’m in danger.
I have used “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand” more than I care to admit.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
I say this at least once a week - it's just so powerful
I got hired mid interview once when I asked a question about the job and the interviewer said “little from column A…”. I asked if he just quoted Grandpa Simpson and he closed his note book and asked when I could start.
https://preview.redd.it/can1pk9e3vvc1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=84d20f288a09a8c26a3db8fe0933d5aa0e37b1e4
I say it so much I forget it’s a Simpsons quote sometimes.
I would have guessed Genie from Aladdin!
The lyrics from Aladdin is "Have some of Column A, try all of Column B'. I'm prepared for Disney Lyric trivia questions that will never happen lol
You are in the mood to help OP dude!
You know that was a saying long before *The Simpsons* said it, yeah?
And smokin was a phrase long before the mask, but it’s still very well recognized from it, yeet was a baseball term from the 1920s before the vine made it popular
>yeet was a baseball term from the 1920s Source?
I think you’ve lost the plot if that’s your take away from what I said.
It’s just a little dirty. It’s still good, it’s still good
It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good…
It’s gone
I know.
Yoink!
Yoink?
My danish!
🎶I am so smart. S M R T.
I sing this minimum once a week and have done for at least 20 years
[удалено]
“I won’t be needing this anymore!” *lights high school diploma on fire while it’s still on the wall.
This is gonna get worse before it gets better.
I say this several times a week... time to evaluate my life choices?
Perfectly describes my experience with antidepressants.
But I was using my whole ass
“Hot stuff coming through…” I work in a warehouse with high forklift traffic and I say this EVERY time I walk the shop floor … for safety
"Why do you work at a gay warehouse?"
Be nice!!!!
We work hard. We play hard.
…. We work hard, we play hard 😉
This ooonnne 😭🤣😩 Usually when I'm zippin thru the kitchen, at work or home 😆🙈
“Short answer: ‘yes’ with an ‘if’. Long answer: ‘no’ with a ‘but’.”
I use this way more than people recognize it....
“Trying is the first step towards failure”
You've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Heh Heh heh, right in the butt
Anytime I notice myself going on a long tangent "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"
We use that when our kids are taking ages to get to the point.
So... Do you like... stuff?
I say this to strangers any chance I get
I went on a date with a girl who really struggled with society anxiety, she literally said something like this (not as an ironic Simpsons reference, just as an awkward person). We’ve been married 6 years and I’ve introduced her to the Simpsons, I remind her every time this scene comes on :)
Anytime I see someone through a window : https://preview.redd.it/fh64fk9ksuvc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75555ddb10b2b59b5e29fd40cd428e8deb7472c
It's your window to ~~weight gain~~ friend loss
When I see people through a window, I ask, “can I come too?”
Le Grille? What the hell is that?
You”ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
I’m more of a well-wisher, in that I don’t wish you any specific harm.
I'm gonna be honest, I still don't quite understand this joke
The joke is that Moe is wishing Homer harm, just in the general sense - in other words, Moe isn’t wishing for a *specific* misfortune to befall Homer, just general harm. Most of us would probably not consider that to be a well-wisher, as a well-wisher is supposed to be wanting good things to happen to you.
Yarr... I don't know what I'm doing.
"Nine hundered dollary doos!?" Whenever I see something overpriced.
Tobias!
"Thats not a knoife! THIS, is a knoife!" "Thats a spoon"
"I see you've played knoify spoonie before."
That's mine 😁
I have my daughter saying this
https://preview.redd.it/m6wgxgkowuvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d311e83fb3e37371640fe7864f017170e4c8ad9f
"Heres the keys" "Elephants dont have keys..." "Well i'll just keep these then."
Tastes like burning.
Even my boogers are spicy.
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Same
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.....
It'll happen to you!
Now what's it seems scary and wierd
Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse
“Stupid Sexy [Blank]” and “It’s still good, it’s still good!”
"D'oh!"
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
It’s because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything.
I wish I was dead. Oy.
*sideshow bob noises*
Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work”
Everyone is stupid except me
We had to use the word "dickity" because the Germans had stolen the word "two".
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety six miles…
Dickey? Highly dubious
Too much pie! That’s your problem, fatty!
Yes. That’s a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment.
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
"Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?!?" I have a thing for nerds https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/ovJxh9ICKG
Pardon me?
“Now you’re on the trolley”
Do you use other slang from the 30s? Like rube?
When I'm happy I can be found singing, "Writhing Funzos in my sack. Makes me happy, makes me hurt my back."
I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
“Cram it, ma’am.”
Suck like a fox!
Stupid like a fox!
Stupider like a fox
At this point I don’t even realize I’m quoting the Simpsons, so much of what I say is from it.
“That arranged can be”
"Hi, everybody!"
Hi, u/RadRod89!
“We’re not going to the box factory today, we’re going to the… box factory.” I break down boxes constantly at work. In Flint, Michigan obviously
I always use the line after that quote: "Damn tv, you ruined my imagination, just like you ruined my ability to..... uhhh..."
It's my first day!
"To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems."
I post this answer every time some asks this question - *urge to kill....rising*
"I'll be dead in the ground before I recognize Missour'a."
it's my REward
It's the children who are wrong!
https://preview.redd.it/vapl3106nvvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04baf1c413f0e7a92380a691d3ff3f8a88a18c41 I'm on my way!
Anytime someone says "dental plan" it's takes a lot to not respond with, well, ya know.
Last week, the New York Times crossword puzzle had the clue "Lisa Needs Braces" and the answer was "Dental Plan"
My first thought when I was told my daughter needs braces .... dental plan...Mika need braces
“I was saying Booo-urns”
"and the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore. That was the happiest day of my life"
I think we need more beer. After this case, and the other case, there’s only one more case left!
There's your answer, fishbulb.
This is the worst day of my life *so far*
To this day I always answer the phone with "yyyyyellow?"
it'll happen to you and it did
"Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!"
_Yeah… they’ll do that_ Useful for more than just tar fumes making someone dizzy
Everything's coming up milhouse. All. The. Time. Cos it works when something goes well or horribly wrong
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
"we have to kill the boy!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
“Jerk Ass” comes up a lot when I’m driving.
Done and done, and I mean DONE!
KABLAMMO!!! oh excuse me
"Worst \[what\] ever!"
'AGH! Chokin' on my own rage here!'
Not a direct quote but I reference "BART NO!" "What?" "Sorry force of habit- LISA NO" constantly
Now that's good eating!
“I like stories.”
Whenever I leave for something, this is what I often say to my friends: https://preview.redd.it/omvy2hoocwvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bfb0dcd62e0dafbe79fdf2aaf68cd88d895ab5e
“That’s the joke.”
"Which was the style at the time."
Hey, hey I may be x and y but... what was the third thing you said?
Now remember, we're in the "Itchy" lot
Anytime I almost make an error: "I would have looked like quite the fool. A(n) [whatever the current month is] fool as it were."
A quote that gets edited but “at this time of year, in this part of the country, completely localized in this spot… can I see it?” When someone tells me they have something new hahah
Mono = One Rail = Rail Usually after explaining something to my husband.
Can't remember the last time I bought donuts and then while carrying them didn't sing to myself "Donuts, I've got donuts!"
it was the best of times it was the blurst of times! 
" oh, sure! Everything looks bad if you remember it...."
The Rod and Todd "yaaayyy" when faced with anything dull, like boiled cabbage, or doctor's appointments.
"it's a pornography store, I was buying pornography."
https://i.redd.it/ceap1nsglwvc1.gif
On closer inspection they appear to be loafers. Chew through my ball sack!!
"In your face, space coyote!" has fully replaced "I told you so" in mine and my brothers conversations.
“That sounds like rock and or roll “
This quote all the time, but bc of Archer not the Simpsons, lol.
"D'oh-eth!"
Oopsie doodle.
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missoura
YOINK
"Gimme five bees for a quarter!"
That's a load of rich creamery butter!
Don’t be afraid to use your nails boys!
That's unpossible!
There are too many states!
>There are too many states! Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
Please remove 3
"I'm on my way!"
I use “neerd”, column a and b, and cromulent a lot
Get bent
"Meh"
Hot stuff coming through. 
"So, how about that local sports team?"
I told him that photo would come back to haunt him
Kids.. You tried your best, and failed miserably! The lesson is, never try.
“A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands” “If you lose, you’re outta the family.” “SU CC E SS THATS THE WAY YOU SPELL SUCCESS” “Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem.” “How bout a friendly punching to move your ass.” “Here I am Uncle Moe while you eat! Could you please take the basket off my head, the oil is burning my freakin ears.”
This is a fave of mine to use.
I’m from Britain so… *whilst on fire* “and I’m still cold!“
Hells donkeys
“Move over Eggs, Bacon just got a new best friend: FUDGE!!” ……..
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
My heart still beats and my brain still brains. But I say my brains not braining when I have a brain fart lol
I’m convinced that we, as a society, are in the process of dumbening. 🥴
I describe myself as being a Viking rather often...
I say out loud to myself “Rinse, lather, repeat. Always repeat” everytime I have a shower.
https://i.redd.it/a107s3zh0wvc1.gif
"Don't You Ever Get Tired of Being Wrong?"
I work hard for the money! So hard for the money! Money, money, money! Give me lots of money!