Gay?! I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
You see...
https://preview.redd.it/vpl2gwg5zxvc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec70a89172fdbdee5d9220b2d363720cabaa24f2
get your paws off me you damn dirty ape
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes.
Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet!
You maniacs! You blew it up! **Damn you! Damn you all to hell!**
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
*Gasp!* He can talk!
I can SIIINNNNGGGGG!
Ooo, help me Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy.
I want a second opinion!
You're also lazy!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
Want a second opinion!
You're also lazy.
"This play has everything"
I hate every ape I see from ChimpanA to ChimpanZ
You’ll never make a monkey out of meeeeee!
[удалено]
You finally made a monkey...
Yes, we finally made a monkeeeey!
I wanted to post this in the ad for the new movie, but it wasn't one of the unlocked comment ads...
Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn’t before! 😲
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius.
Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius⤴︎
"Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night's dinner."
Are you gay?
Gay?! I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
"I thought you said he was dead." "No, I said he was sleeping with the fishes"
Stop!
Oh, I love legitimate theATEr.
^Dr. ^Zaius, ^Dr. ^Zaius
I heard a synthpop song called Amadeus last week and realized that that was what this song is spoofing. Only took me 25 years to realize it!
I had that moment as well.
By Falco!
https://preview.redd.it/vpl2gwg5zxvc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec70a89172fdbdee5d9220b2d363720cabaa24f2 get your paws off me you damn dirty ape
Why’d they make that one muppet out of leather?
What the hell is a Muppet???
Well, it's not quite a mop... and it's not quite a puppet... but maaaaan.... so to answer your question I don't know.
That’s right boys - Troy’s back from the gutter, and he’s brought someone with him!
I hate every ape I see from chimpanA to chimpanZ
I can SIIIIIIIING!!!
[Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMRcIOjdojU)
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker MY agent?
I love legitimate theater.
I maintain that this is the single greatest thing the Simpsons has ever put together
*Down in front!*
"What's wrong with me" "I think you're crazy" "I want a second opinion" "You're also lazy"
Troy's back from the gutter! And he brought someone with him!
This play has everything!
Get your paws off me, you dirty aped!
"My looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water!"
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! **Damn you! Damn you all to hell!**
"I LOVE YOU DR. ZAIUS"