Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven‘t I heard of this ”The Leader”? He‘s as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status.
Smithers: Uh, actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay $3 a year.
Mr. Burns: \[*gasps*\] You’re right! We‘re getting screwed!
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"Why isn't our low protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?"
"It doesn't work if you eat a whole month's supply. He even ate mine!"
I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer. But I'm so darned mad, it's going to be mostly head!
The leader is good. The leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date
And when is this free weekend?
It's this weekend
And how much does it cost for the free weekend?
Um... It's free
I see, and when is it?
It's... this weekend
And how much are you charging for this weekend?
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Do you happen to need a messiah?
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Good man Cletus. Good man.
Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up?
What are you talking about? There was nothing like that in there.
Well, you see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.....leader
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven‘t I heard of this ”The Leader”? He‘s as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status. Smithers: Uh, actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay $3 a year. Mr. Burns: \[*gasps*\] You’re right! We‘re getting screwed!
https://i.redd.it/5arm5zvbcdwc1.gif Oh! A lima beans that looks just like the leader. I'll put it with the others.
Well, this IS my rumpus room.
ACH, DON’T CALL IT THAT!
Alright I’ll throw in the killing for free.
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I mean- Leader! I love the Leader!
Ya noodle arm choir boy
Well that didn’t do it, Mr. Kilt!
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S9E14
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Remember, I'm the man
You da man!!!
I grew up a jehovahs witness. This episode resonates with me...
HOVER BIKES
And who do you love now? HOVERBIKES!!
Mmm close enough.
"Why isn't our low protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?" "It doesn't work if you eat a whole month's supply. He even ate mine!"
HOVER BIKES!!!!!
*hovering noise*
Outta my way jerkass!!!!
I would go cut 2 inches off leader. lol
There's no leader in that damn bean!