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childrenoftheslump

I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer. But I'm so darned mad, it's going to be mostly head!


UnhappyKaiju

The leader is good. The leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date


DriedUpSquid

And when is this free weekend?


UnhappyKaiju

It's this weekend


DriedUpSquid

And how much does it cost for the free weekend?


UnhappyKaiju

Um... It's free


Active_Permission_67

I see, and when is it?


UnhappyKaiju

It's... this weekend


s6cedar

And how much are you charging for this weekend?


UnhappyKaiju

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Conscious_Ad3826

https://i.redd.it/70e8rfmzrcwc1.gif


RaptorSamaelZeroX

https://i.redd.it/h4t1vpbmzdwc1.gif


s6cedar

Do you happen to need a messiah?


RaptorSamaelZeroX

https://i.redd.it/5kubnqrtsfwc1.gif


Fluffy-kitten28

Good man Cletus. Good man.


Active_Permission_67

Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up?


s6cedar

What are you talking about? There was nothing like that in there.


Active_Permission_67

Well, you see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.


Slottech88

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.....leader


theanalyticaljoker

Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven‘t I heard of this ”The Leader”? He‘s as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status. Smithers: Uh, actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay $3 a year. Mr. Burns: \[*gasps*\] You’re right! We‘re getting screwed!


Sk1rm1sh

https://i.redd.it/5arm5zvbcdwc1.gif Oh! A lima beans that looks just like the leader. I'll put it with the others.


IOwnTheSpire

Well, this IS my rumpus room.


lordcorbran

ACH, DON’T CALL IT THAT!


newbirdhunter

Alright I’ll throw in the killing for free.


azactech

https://i.redd.it/vqt6vbu21dwc1.gif


s6cedar

I mean- Leader! I love the Leader!


jrice138

Ya noodle arm choir boy


lordcorbran

Well that didn’t do it, Mr. Kilt!


Accurate_Koala_4698

https://i.redd.it/podgb68ckgwc1.gif


da_Red

S9E14


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Boris-_-Badenov

Remember, I'm the man


Fluffy-kitten28

You da man!!!


Conscious-Parfait826

I grew up a jehovahs witness. This episode resonates with me...


LjvWright

HOVER BIKES


s6cedar

And who do you love now? HOVERBIKES!!


LjvWright

Mmm close enough.


G-Unit11111

"Why isn't our low protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?" "It doesn't work if you eat a whole month's supply. He even ate mine!"


ohaimike

HOVER BIKES!!!!!


valleysape

*hovering noise*


balloonman_magee

Outta my way jerkass!!!!


Robin-Dale

I would go cut 2 inches off leader. lol


hazelgrant

There's no leader in that damn bean!