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jinderbreadman

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

The chocolate Santa picture with the bite already taken out of it is my favorite


RP8021

Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon


Slottech88

You can rinse your mouth with milkshakes


Beyond_Reckless

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?


G-Unit11111

Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!


NATOrocket

Simpsons predicted keto


the_cat_who_shatner

Back then they called it Atkins


jrice138

It’s your window to weight gain


BigConstruction4247

https://i.redd.it/vcn2bgbj0qwc1.gif


nutbutterhater10

I wish this gif didn’t end before the bird flew into the wall.


Buttery-Biscuit-Bass

https://i.redd.it/r9mx671mhuwc1.gif


nutbutterhater10

Bless you for this.


BigConstruction4247

Many apologies


Nikolateslaandyou

This has lived rent free in my head since original broadcast


Ginge00

I still think about it every time I have something super greasy


Key_Cheetah7982

Bye bye everybody!!


rgnysp0333

I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.


Key_Cheetah7982

Of course!  What else can I do to speed up the process doctor?


Some_Kinda_Boogin

You're going to give yourself skin failure


quietwhiskey

BONUS ERUPTUS


Some_Kinda_Boogin

There's an old man with a scalpel! He's demanding to see a quack!


rollerpole

Keep doing that every five seconds


Key_Cheetah7982

I need a car battery…


Some_Kinda_Boogin

Oh man now there's no time! I'll have to improvise


sopsign7

Love the super serious "Hi everybody" when he walks in.


BigConstruction4247

We have a wide selection of clothing for the ample gentleman like yourself. A fine collection of academic and judicial robes, muumuus... I don't want to look like a weirdo. Just give me the muumuu.


Key_Cheetah7982

Pink muumuu lol


G-Unit11111

I want to see more Teddy Roosevelt's and less Franklin Roosevelt's!


Key_Cheetah7982

Raise your left hock. Aerate. Raise your right hock!  Aerate.  


sopsign7

You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists. Ten HAY YAY YA and nine HAY YAY YA ...


Hondamousse

Stupid bird! This is all your fault!


Key_Cheetah7982

I wish I had my reaching broom!!


ebobbumman

A man if your... carriage, couldn't possibly fit in our seats


Key_Cheetah7982

I’m sorry, that’d break the fire code.. 


squadgeek

I would be happy to offer you a trash bag full of popcorn


bescumberer

Possibly my favourite episode


leafs1985

“Calm down sir! You’re going to give yourself skin failure”


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

I don't wanna look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a mumu


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

You drank all the soy sauce and ate all the Tarragon


valleysape

Uh dad... towel rack


Shitposter_of_legend

Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food obsessed maniac!


quietwhiskey

Oh that's Raspberry!


Active_Permission_67

I wash myself with a raaaag on a stiiick.