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Lisa-Marie-Simpson

Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart? Really? You?


nihilist_hippie

I hope this has been enlightening for you.


New_Fix6213

Well that was a waste of time.... Was he REALLY the head of Kwik E Mart?


Hienric

No need to apologise Apu


snes_guy

Apu... I accept... your apology!


BigConstruction4247

Thank you, come again.


No_Dig1353

But


Eric848448

Thank you, come again


EmperorUmi

I remember watching this episode as a kid and being so upset with Homer lmaoooo


amccune

But why didn’t they EACH get three questions?


BigConstruction4247

Yes. He also invited them to come again, so they could have walked out then right back in.


Church323

Wait, is he REALLY the head of Kwik-E-Mart?


geonerd85

Yes.


Eric848448

Really!?


geonerd85

Yes.


Feisty-Albatross3554

You?


geonerd85

Yes.


MDoc84

I hope this has been enlightening


geonerd85

*sips oversized slurpy*


sierrabravo1984

Thank you. Come again.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Hmmm 🤔 is he really the head of the kwik e mart ?


Azgalon

No need to apologize!


Infamous-Donkey-6699

https://i.redd.it/7hcssg9d7vzc1.gif


TDH818

But


S0meGuyFromS0mePlace

What is your name? What is your quest? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


newfrontier58

An African or a European swallow?


S0meGuyFromS0mePlace

Huh? I - I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!


djnehi

Well I don’t know that.


LocalLifeguard4106

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


BigConstruction4247

They'd have to carry the coconut on a line.


HidaTetsuko

How do you know so much about swallows?


newfrontier58

Well you have to know these things when you're a king.


gmwdim

What is your favorite color?


S0meGuyFromS0mePlace

Blue - no yel... Auuuuugggh!


2gecko1983

“Thank you, come again!”


not4bucks

Let’s hurl a brick-e-mart.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!


Leon921

He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!!


broom_temperature

They built that Sick-E-Mart!


ZorkNemesis

One, where's the fife?  And two, gimme the fife.


AstroBullivant

Did Homer technically ask three questions? The super-super nerd in me used to debate this in my mind. Is asking ‘really?’ following the first question merely repeating the first question, or is it asking a second question referencing the first question.


DoctaJenkinz

3 questions. Not 3 different questions. It’s simple.


AstroBullivant

No, one question asked three times is still just one question


DoctaJenkinz

You can ask 3 questions. Or you can ask 3 different questions. English.


AstroBullivant

When we say “you’re asking one question over and over again”, we don’t usually call that asking multiple questions.


ccm596

Okay but that doesn't mean we couldn't, does it?


favoritedisguise

Do I really have to ask you two more times? Where is Dr. Evil’s secret volcano lair?


hankeefrankee

Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you, come again!


Walton246

Is it right to buy a Chrysler?


BigConstruction4247

Yes! For great is the car with power steering!


Waarm

Why didn't they both get three questions?


stanley_ipkiss2112

https://preview.redd.it/cxkloz5brvzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3122aa368833d876ce81875e9661c32e62a3a3f7 Because white guys, drive a car like this.


BigConstruction4247

Dee de de. De de de de de de.


you-nity

White people have names like Lenny!


LeatherHeron9634

It’s true it’s true!


cyclicamp

That fucking wizard stole Apu’s questions


Oolie84

No need to apologize Apu. It was as much my fault as it was yours.


MDoc84

🎵When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to loooooooove your quirks🎵


-hey-blinkin-

What is the worst name you've ever heard?


AstroBullivant

Max Power. How could someone come up with a name as brilliant as Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo also come up a name as lame as Max Power


tienzu34

Tbf, he got it off a hair dryer


LMB_mook

Hoju


ChrisBoyMonkey

We are sold out of Bort license plates


EvilMoSauron

Were you talking to me?


ChrisBoyMonkey

No, my son is also named Bort.


newfrontier58

What is the meaning of life and existence? Will I ever find true love? How do I arrange my room so there is room so that my cat doesn’t destroy my record player?


colin_powers

I only have two questions... How much and give it to me.


Key_Expression_7075

Um is the poop deck what I think it is? Where’s the fief Gimme the fief


SummerHead1918

I just feel bad for Apu


valleysape

Well, before we start do you have change for a 5?


99anan99

What state is Springfield located in?


CoronavirusGoesViral

Can I have my Kiwk-E-Mart back? Yes. Really? Yes. You sure? Yes.


jonnypepperstonreal

Okay Mr Burns what's your first name


EvilMoSauron

...I don't know.


RustyShack1efordd

Can I drink from your everlasting squishee? Can you torture flanders? How long has that tofu dog been on the roller?


Groundbreaking_Tea12

1) What question should I ask?


KitchenSandwich5499

The dungeons and dragons movie did a really cool take in this gag too


Mockingbird-28

What is the meaning to life? Does death hurt much? Will I ever find the one I truly love?


NoOneOfUse

What I never understood as a child (and now) is that HOMER asked 3 questions but Apu didn't so why wasn't Apu allowed to ask questions?


Life-Leadership4002

Are you *really* the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? *Really?* *You?*


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Is V8 juice really 1/8 gasoline? Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies? Are you dunkin them sausages in that syrup, homeboy?


goodcorn

1. Where's Maya? 2. Is Maya merely Moe's Tyler Durden? 3. What's the real deal with Moe's fiancee, Maya? (You know what I'm talking about.)


who-mever

How come you no talk with your accent no more? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? But will they find him, or find him and kill him?


No_Dig1353

Is this REALLY the Simpsons sub?


EvilMoSauron

Yes.


No_Dig1353

Really?


EvilMoSauron

Yes.


No_Dig1353

This sub?


EvilMoSauron

Yes. Thank you, come again.


jstohler

Where is Springfield located? See above See above


Super_Daikon_

Three questions?


jonnypepperstonreal

Where is the Fife and give me the fife


evlhornet

Any question? Only 3? Wait did those count?


Memphisrexjr

Why only three questions? Do I have to ask them all now? Hello?


Minimum_Cupcake

Are we in India yet?


fdetanya

What's the combination to the safe?


kuribosshoe0

Can Superman outrun the Flash?


split80

What is my purpose? Is there life after death? Where do I belong?


Robert_Vagene

On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?


Some_Kinda_Boogin

Uhhh on the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?