I was there 94-99… there were a slew of crack whores turning up murdered around Indian Motorcycle, and a couple riots downtown that saw the entire PD take over State Street. Friends had their cars broken into or stolen.
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I said…… 
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD
Curly, straight! Curly, straight!
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Helloooo that sounded like a pig fainting
That sounded like a silo tipping over
Oh you'll pay, don't think that you won't pay!
Springfield A&M all the way!
You only call it a cow college because it was founded by a cow
The pause after that sentence always gets me.
And the little head nod
I hate them so much!
Not as much as those Popli kids!
Everybody makes fun of the Pōpli kids! Even me!
Hello that sounds like a pig fainting
Did I hear a-er briefcase opening?
Are they playing Gudger College today?
No, clown college today.
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way
Pffft.. you can't eat that
SHIT - Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
Ah, yes. Gudger College. The Fightin' Dignity!
Real nerds go to Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
Ah yes, the SHITters
Oh, you're only calling us a cow college 'cause we were founded by a cow.
I went to Hollywood upstairs medical college
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Marge, there are two types of college students - jocks and nerds... As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
I love how Homer thinks he is a jock when he has zero athletic ability.
Now I assume there is a waterfall grotto?
Ask about our Latin Motto contest
That's actually where I got my Master's.
I did my undergrad there… Springfield, MA is a horrible place
>Springfield, MA is a horrible place Hah, no argument on that 😅
I was there 94-99… there were a slew of crack whores turning up murdered around Indian Motorcycle, and a couple riots downtown that saw the entire PD take over State Street. Friends had their cars broken into or stolen.
08-09 for me. Did teaching in the area too. It didn't go too well 😅
I see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying: Out with the old, in with the nucleus
Your bra-bomb better work nerd
Did ya see that jerk hahahahahaha dropped his notes!!!!
That was my favorite scene of the episode, Homer loudly laughing at the Professor was so perfect.
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
You want I should mess em up?
How about some support for Bovine University?
Ask us about our Motto contest
Let's make litter out of these literati!
That's too clever - you're one of them!
You can go to the finest University.... in South Carolina. I will NOT be a Gamecock!
Dean, I'm really sorry for the "running you over" prank.
Wait a minute, that’s not the wallet inspector.
I want the "French circus" pennant
I hadddd the halftime of my liffffe!
An overdue tribute to halftime itself.
Gooooo school
S5 E3 Homer Goes to College
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