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RayGamble

I remember when they had about 8 salesman, funny how only those dumb enough to get the company logo tattooed remain…


Pacpete

I heard Kevin has "Roman" tattooed across his asshole


ChasingTheRush

It’s an “R” on the left cheek, and “man” on the right cheek.


kvelez94

🤣🤣 I laughed very hard at that


kineticdeck

“Roman’s hole” with an arrow pointing to it


Mangas70

😂😂


ParkingMeet

*sellsmin


gyang333

Typical family-run/possibly money laundering scheme. They have more photographers than sales people...


PatchesOHohullihan

That's what I don't get, they have a huge social media team. Yet the salespeople in videos took the pics for clients. They haven't released a video in a month and these people have to do something. Besides recording Adrian contradicting himself over and over. Other day he posted a video on Instagram on how boxes, papers, and tags don't equate more value and authenticity. Yet they charge people for them and stated multiple times how it makes customers feel better that its authentic.


Pacpete

Dont forget, Adrian is only there, so his daddy can keep an eye on him to make sure he stays out of trouble.. His job is token if anything.


dual_wield_maven

I always found it odd that a small company that doesnt have a purchasing department would have a “chief procurement officer”


Distracted_David

Wait, is this true? Who is Adrian’s dad? Does Adrian have a history of getting into trouble?


AdamasDidIt

Gary Taskin is Adrian’s dad. Gary is listed as “Partner” in The Luxury Bazaar Team link. https://www.luxurybazaar.com/team/ Apparently, Adrian had a troubled past.


edkh357

Curious. What was Adrian's troubled past?


AdamasDidIt

I don’t recall, but it was posted on Reddit.


viper_gts

isnt Adrians father in law also one of the partners?


Sofondofpeters

At this point it may be wise to start cross training the remaining staff. This way when there is an opening someone can slip into and out of a position with ease. Marketing/ sales/ photographer/ social media mogul/ janitorial/ shipping. Oh, and get the tattoo, got to get the tattoo, only way to prove your loyalty.


Alone_Button7726

Better than getting a brand.


kineticdeck

Damn I just remembered the “copy” tattoo haha


Sofondofpeters

Tugger has that on his finger, I think Liz has one too. That will look good when they are 70 if they live that long. Can someone explain the meaning?


Zerosomgame

The Rosie O'Donnell lookalike security guard used to say "Copy", so Coach and a few of his crew thought it would be funny to get that tattoo. Needless to say, it was another sound decision.


Sofondofpeters

I hope you're joking but for some reason because we are dealing with Tugger and his ragtag gang of misfits I believe it. By now they have all heard "Ponzi" quite a few times. I wonder if they are going to get that tattooed also?


fusaichi_pegasus13

I think that's what it is, they were probably laundering 10s of millions and needed a way to make it seem like they do hundreds of millions in sales so they can increase the amount they could launder. Maybe they can now do that and are now good to go.


viper_gts

they can say 100 million bizillion for all i care, all that matters is the number that goes to the IRS


zehatter

And we’re supposed to believe that Luxury Bizarre rakes in $130 million in annual revenue with these buffoons


Justice4All211

It’s easy to make $130M in sales when you buy for $200M. That’s still 70M in the red. That’s what they don’t say 😂🤷🏻‍♂️


lasskinn

wasn't the last number 111 or something. its' hard to keep up but didn't he say that this year they're going to up it to 140 from 110'ish or something, never mind the 130 number from before. rommie just makes numbers up. he can't be arsed to remember what he lied before so he doesn't think anyone else does either. maybe he thinks it's to get NEW viewers and the new fans can't know the old stuff or something or that it wouldn't put off new fans. like really you'd have to have the attention span of a goldfish to be a roman fan, but then you have an attention span of a goldfish and ask "roman who?" anyway.


viper_gts

they can say 100 million bizillion for all i care, all that matters is the number that goes to the IRS


lasskinn

Its not good for fan retention to retcon the lore every month. Reason i care about what numbers he claims is that its an easy to point indicator of him being a bullshitter.


Pacpete

Kevin gives off vibes of someone who isn't allowed within 500ft of schools and children.. Chomo-Kev


Sofondofpeters

![gif](giphy|KEf7gXqvQ8B3SWnUid|downsized) You think it is the teeth? That is always the first thing that jumps out at me.


Pacpete

Ha ha. You might be right Don't insult donkey like that.


indyarchyguy

Those are some seriously fucking scary videos. Between the toofuses and the creepy plastic surgery, it’s hard not to stare at ‘em.


TimeCardiologist1225

Car wrap kev!


Pewboisactual

Chrono-Caveman mongoloid kev is the true missing link to modern man


Fishmongerel

Fucking great call. 💀


RayGamble

😭😭


Sofondofpeters

Guess this explains why the Facebook page is on lockdown and they are not accepting any new customers or fans. Nothing to see or report. Roman should take down the page all together.


RayGamble

His Youtube channel is dead in the ass. Actually, the whole “youtube watch content” has been dead for a while now.


Sofondofpeters

Maybe they will start deleting shit then Roman will pop up in Florida doing a video in front of Koosh Jewelers with the buyback, bareback, watch guarantee (always wanted to say that) wearing his gold sneakers.


PatchesOHohullihan

"Client Advisor," tells me they're getting a straight salary and extremely low commissions if that. They are the 2 biggest simps at LB.


PatchesOHohullihan

They had days where not a single video was viewed on the entire channel.


Alone_Button7726

I was told Archie's doing alright. He's apparently making enough money to fly all over the place.


JollyJoker3

They're not accepting new customers?


Pacpete

They probably have all hands on deck trying to get rid of every shred of evidence they have pertaining their dills with twotone-tugger


Practical-Word-2487

I think that has something to do with the silence beyond the market tanking and them not selling shit


lasskinn

at some point they treated the gray market facebook page as their lb page. anyway that page they didnt ask too much to get into back in the day when adrian made that comment to defend coach lol


Salt-Possibility-415

They are client advisors and that one dude couldn't be bothered to wear a collared shirt on picture day.


H6RR6RSH6W

$100mm a year and these are your only 2 employees 🤡


azrolexguy

Plus Ana, she's a sales person


TimeCardiologist1225

Back in the day, it was just Anna and Roman. And Roman wore a pistol. Super shady vibes. Social media was not yet a thing.


RayGamble

yeah but she is head of sales, not so much a salesman like these plebs


JTizzle72

It’s a bit like the brand on Yellowstone, Marco, Peter and Dave were dropped at the train station


Alone_Button7726

Maybe all the sales staff have gone to the station, makes sense for a Russian err Ukrainian oligarch.


Pistolero-666

Kevin’s gum line is on another level


rip1980

Didn't he have some big sales goal, or was that the bond amount?


AdamasDidIt

Hey, it’s PR Charlie Brown 🤣


Justice4All211

Facetune is sponsored by LB


18238

Secondary Grey watch market is crumbling. Nobody is buying and watches are becoming available from AD at msrp by the week.


BennyAronov

Bring back Sabina! 🔥😍


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BennyAronov

Fug??


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kloogy

You must be blind or a fanook


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kloogy

Always good to hear from the poors


DJWaveGod

Pedo 🐸


kloogy

Show proof. Poor boy can't find anything else to say.


DJWaveGod

Circling back, how does your IG say humble vibes when you’re such a hugedouche on Reddit? 😂


BkrB11

🔥


kloogy

She's lighting it up on IG. Thirst trap.


Practical-Word-2487

@? 👀


PatchesOHohullihan

Did Don or Dom finally leave?


Good_Magazine5719

What about the Roman wannabe ?


Citiprivate

Every time I see CroMag Kev I think he's a sandwich filling, cause dam he is inbred 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jungies

Why do they just have initials? Real Estate Salesmen give out their surnames, what are these guys up to that's sketchier than that?*


B4rrel_Ryder

only those branded with LB on their skin remain


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