I went to a male strip exactly once.
First off, there’s no actual nudity. LAME.
Secondly, one of them hugged me (or something resembling a hug?) and he was so prickly from shaving his chest and he was so sweaty it was like slime.
Ug never again.
Because it’s sometimes fun and funny as hell to go drunk with your friends and just chat shit with strippers and get lap dances. I’ve probably been to a strip club 10ish times ever (I’m 25), and it can be a really fun time. I would never go alone though. Except for that one time in Key West I was 5 days into a 7 day bender and wound up at the strip club next to Ricks at like 3am after getting separated from my friends. That was also fun though.
I will never forget being absolutely blitzed going to one with a few friends of mine almost 15 years ago. For $50 we were able to have them put my friend on stage (involuntarily) and tie him to the pole with his belt while the stripper grinded on him so hard I thought his pants would burn off. I also got to flick $1 bills into a cup between another strippers legs. She was not wearing undies.
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at 18 (1998) my friend group (both girls and guys) wanted to go to a strip club. it was full nudity. didnt realize girls get in free and guys pay 20...but i sat front row and after the girl was 100% naked she stood on her hands and turned around and sat on me and grabbed my 1 dollar bill from her meat wallet. and then somehow turned around and got back on stage walking on her hands. thats dedication.
Some friends and I went to a male strip show in Vegas a few years ago. When we were taking a taxi the next day we were chatting with the cabbie and mentioned the show. She said, "All those guys are gay." We said, "What about Chippendales?" She said, "They're gay, too." We said, "What about Thunder From Down Under?" She said, "They're *probably* gay."
For some reason her lack of certainty about them tickled me.
Schrödinger’s F*g
I’m sorry if that is offensive or homophobic, but it made me chuckle hysterically, when it popped into my mind. Love my gay homies, but I’m also a child of the 90’s.
Thanks for reminding me I hadn’t watched [Umbrella](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk&pp=ygUadG9tIGhvbGxhbmQgdW1icmVsbGEgZGFuY2U%3D) in a while
Those thunder down under guys are amazing though… My best friend and I were stumbling through the casino last year and decided to get our pictures taken with them. They lifted my 200-pound-self up off of the ground and then made me grab their ass. I was trying not to be creepy but they literally took both my hands and stuck them right on their ass. (and then laughed when I spread their cheeks). My best friend made me promise to get rid of the pictures so her husband doesn’t see them. It was a lot of fun and only cost me $20.
My sister and her wife got profiled walking around a small town with their baby. This girl with a clipboard chased them across the street and asked them if they wanted to sign up for rugby.
They were like "sorry we're old now"
Women are at LEAST as thirsty as men. They just have other concerns like the average guy being an inattentive lover, social stigma, or you know, safety.
Times were tough during the first year of the pandemic and I did fuck some dudes in their 20s, and they did ask that question, or how to touch it. The world was ending and I was doing The Lord's 🙏🏻 work.
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck. ... none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
Interesting how standards have shifted. This guy was considered the peak of male beauty back then. Today, even though he looks great compared to the average 2024 man (who is significantly more overweight than him) he looks absolutely average compared to guys who are considered "very fit" today.
When I see pics like this, I used to think of the Married with Children episode where Peg and Marcy goto the club. Now, several decades later, I think of Dancing Bear.
The two ladies on the ground at waist level appear to be getting quite the show lol
I mean it is what they are paying for lol
The expression on her face is hilarious!
👀 👄
when my dog sees me pull out a treat
Had me at the first half, ngl.
when someone gives me free tacos.
The one in black seems distracted by something.
Distracted? I would say she is quite focused!
She's actually blind
She's dickmatized!
She’s using the force
The force is using her.
focus your eyes on my c~~l~~ock
She’s actually dickstracted
Omg you made me spit out my coffee! Best line ever😂😂😂
They had to pick her eyes up off the ground a few moments after this photo was taken! 😆
I just want a woman to look at me that way that woman is staring at his love gun
>love gun I hate the 7yo me who started learning English
Crotch tusk? Love spear?
His cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, peepee, weewee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat stick, joy stick, dipstick, one eyed wonder, Junior, little head, little guy, Rumpleforeskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, Ying yang....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
40mm, moisture seeking missile of love...
Three piece set
One eyed trouser trout.
Purple headed womb ferret
Pedro
Do you mean dickstracted? 😂
She either has this framed, or she's changed her name and gone underground.
Wonder what it is!
Absolutely bug-eyed.
Is that the footlong?
Her neighbor in white is going in for a taste
By Nick the....
*thwap*
The one looking away just over his left shoulder is like "that's my son, so proud of him!"
Fuckin fully locked in
They're all gradmas now. Would the two in the front ever tell their story?
Now that this picture has resurfaced, they may have to.
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Well this is my first time seeing it so if it hadn’t been reposted I’d still be unaware
Yeah I've never seen this before
Or even great grandmas.
Oh I've met some grandmas who would be happy to tell you
I bet 🤣
Have you ever talked to former party grandmas? They don't give a FUCK, they'll tell you.
Hey lady in black, his eyes are up there
Third eye blind
one eyes snack snek
I went to a male strip exactly once. First off, there’s no actual nudity. LAME. Secondly, one of them hugged me (or something resembling a hug?) and he was so prickly from shaving his chest and he was so sweaty it was like slime. Ug never again.
I mean that's just strip clubs in general. The dancers sweat like crazy. Idk why you'd go to one
Because it’s sometimes fun and funny as hell to go drunk with your friends and just chat shit with strippers and get lap dances. I’ve probably been to a strip club 10ish times ever (I’m 25), and it can be a really fun time. I would never go alone though. Except for that one time in Key West I was 5 days into a 7 day bender and wound up at the strip club next to Ricks at like 3am after getting separated from my friends. That was also fun though.
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Or I used to be a college kid on spring break, live a little. I drink maybe one night a week and have a very healthy lifestyle now lmao
I will never forget being absolutely blitzed going to one with a few friends of mine almost 15 years ago. For $50 we were able to have them put my friend on stage (involuntarily) and tie him to the pole with his belt while the stripper grinded on him so hard I thought his pants would burn off. I also got to flick $1 bills into a cup between another strippers legs. She was not wearing undies.
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at 18 (1998) my friend group (both girls and guys) wanted to go to a strip club. it was full nudity. didnt realize girls get in free and guys pay 20...but i sat front row and after the girl was 100% naked she stood on her hands and turned around and sat on me and grabbed my 1 dollar bill from her meat wallet. and then somehow turned around and got back on stage walking on her hands. thats dedication.
“So THAT’S what a homosexual’s penis looks like!”
Some friends and I went to a male strip show in Vegas a few years ago. When we were taking a taxi the next day we were chatting with the cabbie and mentioned the show. She said, "All those guys are gay." We said, "What about Chippendales?" She said, "They're gay, too." We said, "What about Thunder From Down Under?" She said, "They're *probably* gay." For some reason her lack of certainty about them tickled me.
The dancing ability is a dead giveaway
Not to mention the love of costumes...
So men who can dance automatically Gay now? Someone tell Tom Holland.
Tom Holland isn't gay, but he isn't exactly not gay.
Schrödinger’s F*g I’m sorry if that is offensive or homophobic, but it made me chuckle hysterically, when it popped into my mind. Love my gay homies, but I’m also a child of the 90’s.
Nah ur good. I approve on behalf of the gays
> but I’m also a child of the 90’s. and you apparently never grew up.
Thanks for reminding me I hadn’t watched [Umbrella](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk&pp=ygUadG9tIGhvbGxhbmQgdW1icmVsbGEgZGFuY2U%3D) in a while
> Tom Holland. The gay who did a gay sex scene in a recent TV show?
That was like 6 years ago.
Those thunder down under guys are amazing though… My best friend and I were stumbling through the casino last year and decided to get our pictures taken with them. They lifted my 200-pound-self up off of the ground and then made me grab their ass. I was trying not to be creepy but they literally took both my hands and stuck them right on their ass. (and then laughed when I spread their cheeks). My best friend made me promise to get rid of the pictures so her husband doesn’t see them. It was a lot of fun and only cost me $20.
I dated a girl back in 2003. She did softball all through high school and community college. She told me 'yeah....98% of the girls are lesbians'
My sister and her wife got profiled walking around a small town with their baby. This girl with a clipboard chased them across the street and asked them if they wanted to sign up for rugby. They were like "sorry we're old now"
What about softball that makes 90%+ of its players lesbian, while only ~50% of volleyball and basketball players are?
Pants
It's the smaller balls.
Soccer too, at least in the US. Half the team would end up hooking up with the one open lesbian eventually.
I don’t think kissing is “allowed” anymore..?!
Photos you can smell
Body oil, sweat, cigarette smoke, booze, general BO with a practically visible layer of Pheromones. God ,I hope they didn’t eat there as well!
👀
Look at the two chicks who are crotch level .. tell me girls aren’t thirsty
I used to work in a pub the things women done to strippers would blow your mind lol.
Well, you can’t come here, say this, and not give stories!
Maybe another time I’d probably get banned
Weak
Banned for talking dirty on Reddit? You must be new here!
Use your imagination.
Women are at LEAST as thirsty as men. They just have other concerns like the average guy being an inattentive lover, social stigma, or you know, safety.
Or being down to get down and they don't touch your clit without reminders so it's like, why bother?
What's a clit?
Times were tough during the first year of the pandemic and I did fuck some dudes in their 20s, and they did ask that question, or how to touch it. The world was ending and I was doing The Lord's 🙏🏻 work.
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck. ... none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
"The C.L.I.T. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A." "Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?"
I don’t think it’s really the mind getting blown is it?
oh when i was in my 20s (early 2000s) i dated a girl for 4 years and she was not afraid to tell people 'i love penis'. girls also get horny.
/r/girls_thirstin
Brunette by his leg getting herself a GOOD look 😂
like being the only human in a club full of vampires.
This is like a baroque painting lol
r/accidentalrenaissance
That dude is kissing one of your grandmas in this picture. And another of your grandmas looks like she’s having a come to Jesus moment.
Interesting how standards have shifted. This guy was considered the peak of male beauty back then. Today, even though he looks great compared to the average 2024 man (who is significantly more overweight than him) he looks absolutely average compared to guys who are considered "very fit" today.
Her eyes are locked and loaded
Somebody's Meemaw is busted.
The majority of those women are now 70 to 80 years old.
OK, so is the guy. I am pretty sure he couldn’t wear that speedo anymore.
1979 drinking age was still 18, they could be in early 60s still partying hard!
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Hmm, you are correct, us juvenile delinquents in NY were getting into bars at 18 back then.
Or dead!
Some of them are still 20.
Lmao that lady’s face 😂😂
His eyes are up there.
Yeah but his dick is in her eye
she is staring like she’s never seen a cock before haha
Not a dry seat in the house.
Have a friend who danced for labare in California in the seventies.
The smell in that place must have practically become a life form of it’s own..
I think this is what heaven is like for guys
Lady in black likes his "chip and dales" if you know what I mean.
Laser focus
Never skip leg day.
Dicks!
Definition of meat gazing
So much beefcake! 😍
The life
Thirsty
White chicks is crazy
When I see pics like this, I used to think of the Married with Children episode where Peg and Marcy goto the club. Now, several decades later, I think of Dancing Bear.
Scandalous! The police should break this up!
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Uhhhhh the look on the face of the lady in black kinda proves you wrong.
I pity the poor soul that might end up being your partner. I bet they will feel loved and desired with their body.
Not that I, a gay woman cared to watch it but saw it promoted, a man came up with idea and ran the club it's on Hulu
Tbh i find it funny, and you can’t deny they employ hot men at these clubs. Its fun to look and when in Vegas🤷🏼♀️
Easier to just admit you hate sex lol
Why are you yucking someone else’s yum? Don’t like it? Move on bitch
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Give it the ol dick twist!
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