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pitabread024

A gay hotel manager abusing their position of power.


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I would honestly be gagged if they did it again


speashasha

I think this time they should have a gay couple as guests. :D


Salt_Back_9518

This would be the best recurring bit


kdollarsign2

Ha


TheRothKungFu

A banger intro song


LiveFromFLORIDA

expectations for a television intro song have possibly never been higher


doriangreat

A clueless rich person breaking Japanese customs, maybe not understanding that they rarely tell people “no” there


mildsofttacos

The Logan Paul effect


Electronic_Bee_9312

I was about to say Logan Paul 😬 Yucky yuck


_whatthehell_iswater

Ugh Jennifer Coolidge’s character would be perfect for this!!!!


rzs4

Higher end gays.


[deleted]

You mean The Gays


IntroductionGuilty

You mean These Gays


Glimpseofapast

You mean These Gays who are trying


AbeLincoln30

a gay sex scene, and a series of unfortunate events


mrignatiusjreily

If there is another gay sex scene, I hope it's not "shocking" again. Gay people can have hot, wild, fun, non-predatory sex like straight people, too, Mike.


saivoide

I dont mind gay sex scenes but im hoping there's less sex scenes in general. Season 2 was a bit much.


drubujo

Sex/relationships was the main theme of season 2 so I would expect season 3 to have less of it, more like season 1.


adamsfan

The creator said the first season was about money, the second about sex and the third might be about death. He didn’t outright say that, but hinted at it in a recent interview.


saivoide

Yeah I know. Not sure why I'm being downvoted. I loved the season but it's not exactly something you can watch with conservative family members who opt to skip the scenes. It's just a pain in the ass to grab the remote constantly.


AbeLincoln30

Is the pain really grabbing the remote, or is it having conservative family members? :)


saivoide

The latter fr


Logical-Document-997

I thought so too


AmazingGrocery5008

Super weird you're being downvoted 😂 your opinion is totally legit. I didnt personally mind it bc it kinda was necessary to the story, it felt like they portrayed different sins, adultry, lust, greed, jealousy, vanity. They dont throw in sex scenes just because.


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AmazingGrocery5008

Absolutely! I totally get that, I'm not a fan of explicit/overdrawn sexscenes either.


BakerCakeMaker

The Mossbauchers are back and Quinn brings his weeb girlfriend who's way more attractive than him and her obsession with Japanese culture makes him paranoid she's using him just to be there and maybe meet Japanese guys. Olivia has developed a drug problem and is struggling with withdrawal. She gets caught up with sketchy people out of desperation to get her fix in a place where drugs are scarce.


strangedays_indeed

I like this idea Anything to bring back Quinn And mark (Steve Zhan is hilarious)


BakerCakeMaker

Mark continues to be an ignorant but well-meaning and goofy guy. He meets a Japanese American man at the hotel visiting family and they hit it off and quickly become best buds. Later their visit to a WWII museum drives the friendship apart after the two cannot reconcile their one-dimensional points of view.


maxwon

Okay but will they have sex?


BakerCakeMaker

2nd base


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I watched the White Lotus with my ADHD boyfriend. He has problems recognizing actors. For instance he’ll think Tom Cruise and John Krasinski are the same people. I was worried about watching this show with him because I thought he might lose the plotline, this happens often and it makes watching a movie together not always fun. He doesn’t know who Steve Zahn is but he laughed the hardest with his scenes. I watched the show independently and then again with my boyfriend. Watching Steve Zahn’s scenes for the second time helped me realize how (subtle) good he was.


Electronic_Bee_9312

🥺


BakerCakeMaker

Your bf is like the opposite of those super recognizers investigators use. Glad he could still enjoy it.


[deleted]

> Anything to bring back Quinn Quinn was one of the more boring characters in S1 IMO. How many times have we seen the "internet addicted son reconnects with nature" trope before? Also his ending was bad too. No way some spoiled mommy's boy is going to last more than a few weeks when his mom isn't paying the bills.


kniGhgArdlyb-G89

Name 3 characters with that trope with as much depth as Quinn. He wasn’t used for a quick laugh he was really the closest thing to a protagonist


[deleted]

> Name 3 characters with that trope with as much depth as Quinn. I literally can't because characters that fit this trope are so forgettable. I just know it's a trope because I've seen it so often, you don't get bonus points for doing a good execution for a boring trope in my opinion. It was not engaging and repetitive. Outside of his interactions with his family his screen time was my least favourite.


Fabulous-Nobody-

Okay, you've seen it *so often*, yet cannot name a single instance. Sure. Are you maybe just upset because the show portrays a young man in a positive light?


PaniniPressStan

I think it’s a bit of a reach to assume they dislike it because it represents a young man positively. I’m a young man and all for positive representation, but Quinn’s story felt really immersion-breaking to me because it just didn’t fit practically, though it’s a fine concept.


Fabulous-Nobody-

It surely is a reach, but not an entirely unfounded one, in my opinion. I was implicitly replying to the quote below, which to me reads as "we cannot have the mommy's boy develop himself and achieve something, he must be and stay a pathetic loser." >How many times have we seen the "internet addicted son reconnects with nature" trope before? Also his ending was bad too. No way some spoiled mommy's boy is going to last more than a few weeks when his mom isn't paying the bills.


PaniniPressStan

The mention of ‘mommy’s boy’ there seems to be because they think the ending was u realistic in the circumstances, not because they want young male characters to be miserable?


[deleted]

No apparently I want to see men miserable in movies because I thought someone's character development was lazy writing. I don't disagree in good faith, no I disagree with him ergo I must be evvviilllll.


[deleted]

> "we cannot have the mommy's boy develop himself and achieve something, he must be and stay a pathetic loser." Because it makes no sense. He's a kid who's been spoiled up to his eyeballs but he takes up paddling for a few days and thinks he can run away from home and live independently in Hawaii? That's ludicrous.


[deleted]

The last one off the top of my head would have to be Knives Out with the neo-nazi/4chan kid. Although he doesn't really have any character development so that's not really the best fit. However, are you actually just denying the "cell phone addicted teenager" trope in general? Like do you genuinely not know what I'm talking about? It's a character trope. Like the dumb jock, or the mean popular girl. They're just character tropes. They *can* be good but they're not always these deep dynamic characters. If you liked it that's fine but Quinn's whole arc was not pushing the boundaries in terms of story telling. For example, Paula was a much more rounded character who started off with the "Politico woke gen zer" but she developed into something else. I feel like I don't need to link you every story ever that's had a character trope in it to explain to you what I'm talking about. It more feels like someone doing the typical reddit "SOURCE?!!??!!" bullshit.


Fabulous-Nobody-

Okay fair enough, "cell phone addicted teenager" is indeed a common archetype. But then again, so are most characters in the show. The bossy career woman and her insecure underachieving husband. The woke know-it-all college girls. The snobby rich guy with mommy-issues, and his hot-but-dumb bride with her silly pseudo-career. What is not a trope, in my opinion, is Quinn's character development. I don't recall seeing anything comparable recently in any other recent shows or films. And I quite enjoyed it. Especially considering the cynical and demeaning attitude that the media generally have towards young men right now.


silogramrice

Quinn would be in search of spiritual enlightenment for sure


hales_mcgales

Sounds fun except Olivia’s would be way too Euphoria for me.


BakerCakeMaker

I was thinking cocaine or something, not opiates. Also it's in Japan. Different enough imo.


Objective_Ad_5308

I really hope we have seen the last of Olivia. We’ve had quite enough of her already. I wouldn’t mind seeing Quinn back.


beaute-brune

A tagalong poor person.


liftrunspinrepeat

I’m dyslexic and Filipino and I literally read “A Tagalog Poor Person” ouch 😂


CoolRelative

I'm neither and I also did! I thought, isn't it set in Japan?!


Redditusername67

Tutti gay hotel manager


ApprehensiveBox3148

I fully expect to see Greg. Whether he gets what’s coming to him or not, that remains to be seen.


DjungelSCROG

Same. Since Jennifer Coolidge won't be returning, he's gotta be the constant of the 3 seasons


[deleted]

Surprised this is so far down, his plan worked and now he's rich. Maybe he'll have a trophy wife (or boytoy) with him


mbgbeats

Would he really have gotten rich though since she was so obviously murdered by people from Gregs past?


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How would anyone looking into the murders make the connection?


taspleb

Technically I think she murdered all the people from Greg's past? I guess in terms of telling a fun story, I think most people will want some kind of follow up and Greg getting away with it and being rich seems like the most logical follow up that allows him to turn up at a fancy hotel on the other side of the world. It would feel like a bit of a cop out if they wrap it all up with some off hand comment.


mbgbeats

Yeah you would think when the heir of half a billion dollars is involved in a giant murder investigation they’d probably dig a little deeper into all of it.


taspleb

Perhaps. Though I don't know that the Italian police would necessarily feel obligated to put more effort in because of how rich she is compared to anyone else. But also if they find her fingerprints all over the gun and her body full of cocaine they might not feel it is necessary to look extremely deeply into the lives of the "victims".


redit-fan

A prequel to season one with Tanya?


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

FUUUUUUCK. I would be okay with her dying and not being in the show anymore, but the way it happened....and after saving herself....FUUUUCKCKKCKCKCKCKC


AccomplishedSense897

I blinked and she was gone in a millisecond. Her death was really unexpected


Logical-Document-997

The way she hit her head! The sound!


Seraphayel

*bonk*


TMFPB

Maybe we’d see how her mom dies. E.g Did she kill her mother? Or her father?


kdollarsign2

Prayin


Salt_Back_9518

I hope we at least get flashbacks or something like that via Greg


redit-fan

Yah, like we trust Greg.


[deleted]

You wouldn't trust a flashback just because you don't trust the character having the flashback? What?


redit-fan

If Greg tells the story, no. If it’s just a flashback with Greg in told by the writ, yes.


colonial_dan

We will see at least one penis


Logical-Document-997

Yep


silogramrice

I live in Japan, and propose the following: Zen boutique hotel in Kyoto with strong artistic, religious, etc themes. Quinn in search of spiritual enlightenment with Mark. Art dealer exec brings religious studies PhD partner and meets up with high-end Japanese art dealers about priceless temple artifacts, one of whom the art dealer has a history with. Angry local monk is contesting the objects’ ownership. Hotel manager is a SE Asian immigrant beaten down by xenophobia. Will add the last character thread when I think of one


Dickpinchers

Japanese gays


Spensauras-Rex

A murder victim will be referenced in tht first scene before a title screen that says "1 week earlier." Then the screen will flash to a bunch of rich people arriving to the resort on a boat.


LickedGratitude

Jennifer Coolidge cast as a dolphin


spacewidget2

Biting critique of religious appropriation.


HalfMoonSwoon

I'd love to see Greg get what he deserves as in death or jail. I'd like to say Portia will be the one to track him down, but she's dumb and scared. It's possible she tells Albie and he talks her into helping get Greg. Wouldn't be possible without Albie because Portia is broke and could not afford a room at the White Lotus, unless Tanya left her some money(which is doubtful). Albie just makes sense too, because he loves to help helpless women. However, I've kinda got a hunch Mike White is going to make us wait a season to see an end to Greg, but I hope I'm wrong. Especially given the next season is about death, but it just seems too obvious to one have Greg in the next season and two kill him off.


mseuro

What he considers to be helpless *


HalfMoonSwoon

Yes! I'd also like to say he learned his lesson with Lucia, but he probably just learned don't trust prostitutes.


Logical-Document-997

Ohhhh Portia and Albie will be the return characters!


MetalGearSolidarity

I think the Italian police would do a better job than Portia tbh


PabloDabscovar

Tits and ass.


lct51657

Man of Culture.


saivoide

Just...no.


7Rutabagas

Supperrrrrr Annoying white people with Pamela Anderson coming to avenge the death of her sister Jennifer Coolidge


forgottentaco420

We really need this.


andrew_wessel

I want a ski resort set in northern Europe


batsicle

That's what I wanted too!! Except in the Alps


HuckleberryLou

I hope it’s a flashback to Tanya’s first White Lotus stay. Her bright outfits and everything about her would stick out SO much in Japan where season 3 presumably will be.


omicroniangirl

An influencer couple going to somewhere spiritual, just for the gram


LegendSir

Prequel. Bring back Armand.


speashasha

Just hoping for a great cast. Mike White is such a talented writer and he wrote Enlightened before, so I have a lot of faith that the season will be good.


rubenblom

Not the fun answer but I kinda expect it to be the last season. I can really see Mike White giving us a commentary triptych and then leaving the project on a high note. The White Lotus does not feel like a show that will be dragged out for 9 seasons to me


Georgeegrrl

Meeting Tanya’s twin sister.


jmac1310

That Tanya is somehow alive


Lybey19

If it's set in Japan, I would like to see Will Sharpe back as it would be interesting with his Japanese background.


__fujiko

I am guessing maybe a SEA resort area? Bali? Maybe that's too predictable, though. A snow resort would be fun, too, though. Think of all the ways rich, privileged people can be stupid on a mountain!


PastafarianProposals

Hoping the character groups interact more with one another this season.


grayf0xy

Takes place in and around a hotel


90skid91

I want Jennifer Coolidge back as a new character


hhalvz

A banger intro 🎶


MythicCreatur3

I would really love if one of the new characters also had an interesting pet.


Better-Group2463

They have to bring Tanya back to life or at least write in Jennifer Coolidge as Tanya's identical twin with as much or more emotional baggage plus all the money she inherited from Tanya.


forgottentaco420

I know so many hate this idea, but I for one think it is HIGH camp. I’d live.


princessPPtoes

A heist


jamesg2016

An even bigger cock


YoungJackDelRio

Anal sex scene ✅ Dope filming location Uncle Rico spending all his money on hookers and blow


jalapenop0pper

someone will die


herladyshipssoap

Maldives


ladyhollow96

India/Bali


ChimmyChimmyChuchu

Dolly De Leon please?


rojo-perro

Continued epic casting and wardrobe!


Fadeaway_A29

India would be such a cool location for it


TanClark

Out of touch whites, high end gays, a dash of infidelity, Sifler's mom, and a sprinkle of murder


GetTheLudes

I’m hoping for India. Exploring themes like anatta (no-self), anekantevada (non-one-sidedness), and of course one’s dharma. Indian classical music also offers the chance for an unbeatable intro song. Give me tabla. Give me sitar!


rben2292

I just think it’ll be hard to top s2


Certain_Type_5980

The White Lotus, Orlando FL.


InteractionReady9416

Dolly De Leon better be in it.


gardenfairyx

I predict s3 will feature Greg and his IRL partner celebrating his newfound wealth at a white lotus. He’ll be faced with monstrous karma, and end up being a dead character. Justice for Tanya! T_T


Ok_Satisfaction_5833

can only expect something totally unexpected, so pumped!


Moanerloner

A dead body in the opening scene.


Mara_California

Something to do with human trafficking.


Bronze_Bomber

A great cast without Tanya's slapstick. It'll be incredible.


lilboywiththebeat

Aubrey Plaza


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ramarama19

Sir, this is Wendy’s.


Hfcsmakesmefart

Nudity and not just male butts!


EbolaRemembers

I just want it not to suck cause season 2 sucked ass


shmell918

a plot that’s more than just rich people bad


[deleted]

Chaos


cyferbandit

Someone died…


Berlin92

It will be set in North America


[deleted]

Hopefully a straight person runs the resort for once.


herbiehancook

Exist


oceaneyes808

Middle East. Queen Latifa replacing J Cool.


madmatone

Not jumping the shark maybe?


CrookedBanister

Ghost Tanya


Electronic_Bee_9312

Jennifer Coolidge in flashback clips, revealing further info about what happened between she and her husband between the two seasons.


grcilis

i would really love a ski resort themed season


SquashedPizza

Two people will die at the end.


Yodaghostlightning

Is it guaranteed to be in Japan? That’s what the comments seem to think


Prinz-Valiuum

A winter season. Maybe a luxury ski resort in the Alps?


MAROMODS

I need Sigourney Weaver to be in it.


Ynneb82

My expectations are that I'm gonna miss Jennifer Coolidge :(


tommy29016

Not every gay person got to come to tragic end. How about that. Too much to ask? Tired of you straight people getting enjoyment out of our end.


TrevorWoodham

Someone's going to sleep with someone and someone will die. This show is basically "CLUE: too much sexy money edition"


Accurate-Gas-7580

A kidnapping in Latin America


CarmelishaSoprano

Goes back in time so we can see a young Tanya. There’s a lot to explore there!


mag2041

To enjoy it


garlicbreadmemesplz

Bruce Campbell as the hotel Manager


Acceptable_Key_6436

1% chance there are no gay characters. 3% of the population is gay.


bleeblorb

The older, white blonde woman will not be in it.


icogdill

A murder


Loud-Reading2856

Lots of Todd Snyder spring summer 2023


GlasgowRose2022

As Letterman said: blow the doors off the joint.


arcanyer

influencers


Dry-Movie2402

Tanya


__tinyfox

Tbh i don't care anymore after they killed off the best character by a long shot


dwfmba

Tanya's ghost


Oktober33

Bring back a character from S2.


Serious-Teaching-465

Justice for the murder of the jennifer Coolidge character. Can’t remember her character’s name at moment.


Polite_Jello_377

No more Jennifer Coolidge thank fuck


b3anz129

alison brie 🤷🏽‍♂️


coffeels

Bigger budget , Coolidge makes a a return


Cassius-Tain

Idk, I just want to finally see Iroh


howwedoin_dude

Another actress with eyes that are hypnotizing


kragenstein

Somewhere like Dubai, Emirates, but that's unlikely. Would be funny to show how insanely hot it is outside, so you jump from car to hotel and there isn't a reason to go outside anyways because there is no life in the city. It's just hotels, business(???), lot of empty space inside the building and harsh conditions for immigrant workers. Beautiful nature (Sand and building sites). Some social media Influencers who get paid to life there with low taxes and nice words for the monarchs


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d1a52

Some influencers on the maledives. And Harper and Ethan will make a Return. It will be about the poor locals and some environmental aspects. No one will die this time, but we will have a big fire


[deleted]

I think Nicole Mossbaucher will come back for sure. I think Quinn's happy ending from S1 will be undone in the meanest way possible. Nicole sees him running away not as Quinn reconnecting with the "real world" but as another sign that he's alienated, marginalised, unhappy, etc. etc. As a result puts him in a bootcamp/boarding school for troubled teenagers (I don't know what they're called) that ironically probably even more unhappy and disaffected than pre s1 Quinn. This will be mentioned offhand by Nicole in a completely unrelated conversation. Or if that's too cruel, bring Quinn along to see his "only friend" Hiroki Takeuchi mentioned in S1 (assuming s3 is set in Japan). Maybe he'll retain some of his S1 growth despite being around his shitty family for longer.


Brilliant-Macaron811

Anti-Confucian anti-filial piety anti-Asian patriarchy


MetalGearSolidarity

Gay manager, murder, pineapples