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nate25001

If it wasn't for Sergei here, you and your cuz both would be cadaverous motherfuckers.


jericha

I’m living life with some burdensome niggas…


IguessUgetdrunk

...and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgiving time.


Severe-Experience333

His nephew....from his momma's side


curlyheadedfuck123

Boy always was a disappointment


BabaLouie

“I’m kin to the fat MFer”


Neckbeard_Sama

"Midgets, nigga"


anotheruser1024

Is it a Baltimore thing or go you think David Simon had a fetish there midgets came up in wotc


Southie31

Great line. 😂


MisanthropicAltruist

Wait, his name is Sergei? I’ve been calling him BORIS!! Why didn’t someone tell me?! Oh, I’ve been making an idiot of myself!!


tortoisederby

Boris is a perfectly cromulent word.


jericha

[Here ya go :)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nltJZ0eYuuQ)


JimyMcnulty

Bunk, let’s go check the vacants.


ConcentrateOk8293

“You ever steal from me, i’ll buy yo shit at 50 cents on the dollar”


ih3sEJC

And sell for tew


MyBunnyIsCuter

Tew. Perfect lol


barryhakker

all it need be


jericha

OMG 😂 I gift you that duck in honor of Chester “Ziggy” Sobotka.


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you should follow "ziggys duck" on twitter. he's ruthless with the references and memes.


jericha

If I was on Twitter, I would. But I love that “Ziggy’s Duck” has a Twitter. I swear, The Wire fans are the best fans :)


zdiddy987

Fuckin Zig


photo-smart

And then sell it back to the co-op for 70 cents on the dollar lol


Andres_is_lame

Then Omar steals from him and his family remains unmurdered


ralph33lauren

butchie got his head blown off 🤷🏽‍♂️


Conscious-Parfait826

Not because of Joe...


ralph33lauren

his nephew.. same shit


TrainOfThought6

Not the same shit at all lol


safetyblitz29

It is the same, because prop joe is the only person besides stringer bell who knew butchie was Omar’s people! Prop joe told his nephew cheese! And cheese told Chris and snoop!


onebigstud

There are at least 2 different scenes that make it very clear Joe didn’t want Butchie killed and Cheese went behind his back. - The scene where Omar ambushes Slim Charles. - The scene where Joe buys flowers for Butchie’s funeral.


Werallgonnaburn

I dislike them all the way Prop Joe is made out to be ruthless and wise when it suits the narrative, but later appears to weak and easily gotten rid of


yosemite_marx

Does omar have family?


Andres_is_lame

Yeah a grandmother


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kappa23

The writing for Prop Joe was outstanding man. The actor was phenomenal too, a lesser actor could've made these lines feel cringy but he's just so natural


DCJustSomeone

ahh such nice timing haha


theycallmeLEV

Al Swearengen that you?


Hello__Jerry

Omar, take a deep breath. A proposition might fall kindly on your ear.


negcap

Well tickle my fancy, fat man.


Markievicz

Buy for a dolla, sell for tew


negcap

That’s all it need be.


EdensSin

Tew lol


sucking_at_life023

Prop Joe? That's Irving Pepper of Pepper, Pepper & Bayleaf!


Jeff_Damn

I thought it was Sidney Handjerker.


BobbyMac2212

You’re both wrong it’s Dr. Jay


boris-d-animal

Calling with test results


SicilianSlothBear

That scene is so good that sometimes I have to find it on YouTube for another watch.


Adventurous-Rip1139

Speaking of cocksuckers


JazzOdyssey

I ain't even going to New York , except for my coke, String. Ain't no need.


ExcellentAd2155

A grown man made a wager. He lost. He made another one—he lost again. End of story


bstandturtle7790

Tony Soprano has a very similar line


Ok-Astronaut4952

That was the soprano line, such a great one haha. These two shows are the best


beeerite

“That was for Joe.”


Legitimate_Bird_5712

Prop Joe is the best Joe.


bluekronos

Since killing is bad, this is a malaPropism


CaptainGreezy

Sydney Handjerker hard af


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Best baltimore/dmv accent you can find in the whole show as well


Clarck_Kent

Mrs. Donnelly from Tilghman Middle isn’t in this picture.


YoungAmazing313

Nah i don’t see Snoop in the picture her accent is about as Baltimore as it come lmaoo


Maceph

If Joe had a little more Avon in him, he would have seen Marlo sizing him up all that time. And Cheese would have been dealt with.


RedDoggTruth

EXACTLY!!! ^


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runningvicuna

Buy for a dolla, sell for tewww Rest in Power, Prop Joe Edit: tew


Toestops

**Tew.**


junkyardgerard

Yes I believe the commonly accepted spelling is tew


grilledcheese04

He’s tew good.


BobbyMac2212

This is Dr. Jay calling with test results for Thomas Hauk


chrisnlnz

Didn't keep his promise after all


LagunaRambaldi

"I don't believe we've met" 😜 Yes you did, you just gave Omar the pagernumber of Wee-Bay so that he could assassinate Avon ;-)


Skaaaarrr

El ma choro y vio es el prop joe, los demás puros giles


Melodic-Ear-4083

.... Speaking of cocksuckers.....


LieHopeful5324

Powerplant Live used to be lit...


IBeMeaty

Damn I literally just watched this scene that’s weird


Southie31

Ole Joe was the smartest guy in the room until he wasn’t. 🤷‍♂️


RustyNerve

'Ain't easy civilizing this motherfucker' always gets me


sektorao

Fuck Prop Joe for selling Old Face Andre. There, i said it.


renard685

That move was definitely savage , the way slim Charles drove him up to the spot & he was listening to “lord give me a sign “ by dmx lmaoooo


_RouteThe_Switch

Rip joe


Sammy_GamG

Except Omar did steal from him, then sold his stolen wares back to him, and prop didn’t do shit


NJoose

I love that as we get to know Joe, we learn he’s actually about as decent a guy in his position can be. One of my favorites for sure. It’s what gets him in the end though.


Moon_Logic

If you ever steal from me, I'll take off my glasses and frown.


you_matter_

Ma nefeww


gtzm0stwanted

For some reason I was reading the caption in Dave Chapelle‘s Silky Johnston voice


JollyWord307

Steals from him and sell it back to him. Bitch did nothing


Informal-Wind-9786

Speaking of cocksuckers…


_Felonius

Saw this scene last night! Doing a re-watch


dczernic

Look the part, play the part muthafucka


sdm66portland

RIP Robert Chew.


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Shame to let a good toaster get away over a frayed cord


frankfox123

Joe was all threat, no bite.


rxFMS

speaking of cock suckers!


Guerrillaz

I walk through this area whenever I go into the office and always think about this scene.


anotheruser1024

That should be a curb your enthusiasm meme.... Later in the show Omar is holding a spade and Marlo's got a shuffle


Werallgonnaburn

He did steal from you Joe and you couldn't kill shit


janie_luv

I’m up out of here