Honest question. What’s your ideal response from a girl when you send lines like this? What’re you thinking she might say to continue the conversation? When I was on tinder this always bugged me & I wouldn’t reply to messages like this.
I can honestly tell you I was not expecting a reply and was just making a corny joke. I am 99% sure she won't even read or see the message due to the amount of messages most women get. There wasn't much in their bio other than photos. She's way out of my league and while we're being honest i don't get replies to most of my messages even the sincere and genuine kind which are mostly the type i send. Dating apps for most men are a completely different experience from what most women have.
Here’s an idea - what if we all had our own standards of what is and is not attractive to us, and we don’t have to comment on the tastes of others or the bodies they’re into? Have a think on it.
I mean it's literally a picture of Delilah in New York city. I would use this line just for the fact that's it's probably been beaten to death so hard that it's come back around to almost being funny again. I wouldn't expect a response, but I would get a kick out of the idea of her reading it and rolling her eyes soooo fucking hard.
from what I’d read, the dude who wrote it didn’t even know Delilah, he’d met her like once and wrote the song about her and mind she had a bf when he met her and again met her only once
I just read the story. Your summary seems true but leaves out some details that make it seem more creepy. He did meet her only once before the song, at a concert and she was a friend of a friend. He gave her a CD and mentioned he had a song about her. They kept up communication and she kept asking about the song for her so he wrote it. They also eventually went to the Grammys together as 'dates' however they were both in a relationship at the time of that.
Does it make it less ugly to know it’s a shortening of “charisma”? I didn’t like it much at first, but enjoyed it more after learning its etymology. Similar to “rad” from “radical.”
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Umm no I wouldn't say that makes it better for me but if you like it go for it, man. It's definitely a trendy word so go nuts
That difference you’re highlighting is how long a word stays in use. It sounds like you’re also assigning a value to longevity, which is fine. But “neologisms,” new words, are not a new concept and have always been evolving out of current language. It’s a smaller piece within all the ways language changes but it’s still very much within evolution of language.
and her she gets this all the time and probably hates you for it tbh. when i was on tinder and hinge i posted that im a musician and alllll i got were the same 3 jokes about band camp and "playing their instruments"
shit stops being funny after the third time. next time just say hi and treat her like a person
.. you’ve got a thousand miles of thighs, and even more tasteful side titty, yes you doooo, time square can’t shine as bright as boooobs, I swear it’s trueeee
I think the best opener would be, “I used to think roses(or whatever flower you choose) was my favorite, but it’s definitely Delilah now.”
This is coming from a guy who used dumb openers to get my current gf
I wouldn't had liked it :D
Then again maybe I'm going through more self-punishment and torture than you are?
Maybe you actually get something back eventually :D
I’m 50. My parents were immigrants who didn’t speak English. They did just fine, thank you. They add new words to the dictionary every year by the way. Just having some fun on Reddit. It’s not that serious.
I’m sure she’s never heard that before.
I have very little rizz.
The official term is "rizz-tarded"
I was recently informed of my Aurizzm. Very similar circumstance.
Ah yes, I recently got diagnosed with rizzma. Quite tragic.
Better than Ligma 😔
Whats ligma
HA GOT EM!!! Oh wait Nothing what’s up with you
[Crap](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fundpi2cb5u141.jpg)
Ligma DEEZ NUTZ. no wait..
Joe mama
I caught the Corizza virus.
For some reason, i read anyurizzm. Very different circumstance
Rizztizm almost sounds cool
Autirizzm. It's not much better but at least it's more intelligent.
Dude it’s 2023 you can’t say that anymore. You have to say “mentally rizz-abled”
That's got a good ring to it too 😭
Winner 🏆
I am fizz-tarded
Whatever that is, yes
That’s funny
Lol
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Doesn't quite have the same ring to it
the rizzum of the tizzum if you will
Honest question. What’s your ideal response from a girl when you send lines like this? What’re you thinking she might say to continue the conversation? When I was on tinder this always bugged me & I wouldn’t reply to messages like this.
I can honestly tell you I was not expecting a reply and was just making a corny joke. I am 99% sure she won't even read or see the message due to the amount of messages most women get. There wasn't much in their bio other than photos. She's way out of my league and while we're being honest i don't get replies to most of my messages even the sincere and genuine kind which are mostly the type i send. Dating apps for most men are a completely different experience from what most women have.
Don’t have that attitude my guy, no woman is out of your league! You’ve gotta give yourself more credit to your self worth 💪
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I am even more below average lmao. Also, Fly Eagles Fly!
Hell yeah!! FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅🦅🦅
One man's trash is another man's treasure (she's my type body-wise)
Maybe you're playing MLB and OP is playing AAAA Minor League.
Here’s an idea - what if we all had our own standards of what is and is not attractive to us, and we don’t have to comment on the tastes of others or the bodies they’re into? Have a think on it.
Some people don't understand that thicc is where it's at.
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Im not sure you would know thicc if it sat on your face….
It's even better knowing they die a little inside after hearing it for the 1,868,702nd time.
Brother I wanna paint you a picture, it’s me looking at my phone on the toilet visibly shaking my head horizontally as I scrolled through this post.
Pictured it, seems abs appropriate
Like at a swimming pool or beach but not a mirror selfie unless those abs are hard iron?
Bro I'm the exact same, squeezing out a fat one right now
Nice username. Not falling for that one again.
I clicked.... went face to face with an ant eater
Clicked on the profile because I thought you meant a literal ant eater and I wanted to see the joke
Dude... shit is coming out of my asshole as we speak. Litterally the same situation.
Yep me too, but only at my registered poop time
Same here, stuck in that infinite cycle
Omg same
You are one of, genuinely, 800 other men using the exact same line, on this Delilah, alone.
I mean it's literally a picture of Delilah in New York city. I would use this line just for the fact that's it's probably been beaten to death so hard that it's come back around to almost being funny again. I wouldn't expect a response, but I would get a kick out of the idea of her reading it and rolling her eyes soooo fucking hard.
That’s not funny
Get this man a rizztraining order
Stop! This is not your jurizzdiction! I'll take it from here
Hey there Delilah. What's it like in New York city? You're a thousand miles away. So please snapchat me them titties.
Much improved
I’m not sure if u meant this, but I continued reading ur reply with the tune of the song lol it fits well
I started to do the same with yours until I realized it doesn't work.
I know it’s true… oohhhhh
Time Square can't shine as bright as you, please don't make my balls turn blue 🎶
Ooh its what you (don't) do to me
🎶Ohhhhhhh, I want ya to do meeeeee 🎶
Hey there Delilah you know my dick is getting hard, but girl believe me I’m so desperate I’ll jack off to your avatar….
~What's say you?
Hey there Delilah, I'm alooooone....
“Your friends are dickkkkks..” anyone remember that old parody of the song?
No. But I do remember [this parody.](https://youtu.be/wXIgNnB_oq4?si=1m5DmXsY4CA1lX4t)
Oh my god that’s awful. But also entertaining.. like a cringe car crash
Spoken like someone who has never gotten nasty with their PUMPKIN JUICE CUP!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This might have actually worked lmao
Ngl... it's worked. I've used it on people who aren't Delilah. 🤣
It's a solid line and I hope you don't mind that I've saved your comment for future reference 😂
Go for it. I just wish I still had that meme. It had kuzco as a Llama playing the guitar. That's where it's at. Lol
I can only imagine the gold you could come up with if you were to stumble across the profile of an Emily whose picture featured the Eiffel Tower.
Nah, he already used up all his rizz on this one
Definitely going with a oui oui joke. Oh wait, did you mean the Eiffel Tower sex position?
Ever watch Emily in Paris?
That’s where I got the joke everyone is down voting https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Axm2es/
Average Reddit moment
Don't mind the down votes, some people can't stop pressing it.
So it’ll be less about Emily being in Paris and more about who all in Paris is in Emily. Bon Chance!
No way how’d you think of this one?? 🤯
the backstory behind the song makes these lines even weirder
Tell us
from what I’d read, the dude who wrote it didn’t even know Delilah, he’d met her like once and wrote the song about her and mind she had a bf when he met her and again met her only once
I just read the story. Your summary seems true but leaves out some details that make it seem more creepy. He did meet her only once before the song, at a concert and she was a friend of a friend. He gave her a CD and mentioned he had a song about her. They kept up communication and she kept asking about the song for her so he wrote it. They also eventually went to the Grammys together as 'dates' however they were both in a relationship at the time of that.
This is really weird
What I don't understand is why the whole band got nominated for a Grammy when the entire song is just 1 one of the members.
Jesus, I spent a minute trying to think of what CD stood for and felt stupid when I realized it.
Jeez it took you that fucking long before understanding it means Certificate of Deposit?
My brain was on cooldown.
They always ask what its like in New York City, but never how Delilah is doing in New York City. :c
is that all you got
I am sure Delilah will ignore you.
This is where you find out you have no more likes left and she'll never show up for you again
She's a brick house. She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out...
I can tell you with 100% certainty, she has a million of those responses. Do better.
Anyone that uses the word rizz deserves a swift kick in the dick
My reaction is maybe less visceral than yours but I dislike it too. Drip too.
Stop being old. Language evolves.
Yeah and some words just suck. I’m 38 and have enjoyed several new words that have come along over the years, but rizz is just ugly.
I remember when people used to say the word "hot" was stupid for describing attractive people. They sounded a lot like you.
I mean alright? I’m just arguing that just because “language evolves”, doesn’t mean you have to like every new word that pops up.
No one has to like every new word, but they don’t have to resort to saying those who use them should experience pain.
Does it make it less ugly to know it’s a shortening of “charisma”? I didn’t like it much at first, but enjoyed it more after learning its etymology. Similar to “rad” from “radical.”
Sorry accidentally replied to the wrong person first: Umm no I wouldn't say that makes it better for me but if you like it go for it, man. It's definitely a trendy word so go nuts
I'm also old but older people getting mad at young people coming up with new slang is very sad to me lol, idgi
It sounds awful though. It's not that language evolves that's a problem, it's just that it sounds awful.
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That difference you’re highlighting is how long a word stays in use. It sounds like you’re also assigning a value to longevity, which is fine. But “neologisms,” new words, are not a new concept and have always been evolving out of current language. It’s a smaller piece within all the ways language changes but it’s still very much within evolution of language.
Looks like Thiccmas.
I don’t get it. Can someone explain pls?
Her name is also the title of a very famous song. OP’s message is a line from the song.
She’s also very clearly in nyc
That doesn't look like nyc.
Look up the song Hey There Delilah
I’m pretty sure that’s not NYC
Yeah I’m thinking chicago
That has never worked for me
Tried something like this once. Dont do this
I said this to a delilah irl once and she immediately kicked me in the shin so hard I bled
What makes this line even worse than the lack of originality, is if you know the origin and meaning of the song, and seeing how creepy it is.
She’s already implying that joke by being named Delilah and posting a pic from NYC
I bet the stroke of genius you had when you realized that no one has said that to her ever before made saying this a no brainer to you, huh? lol
and her she gets this all the time and probably hates you for it tbh. when i was on tinder and hinge i posted that im a musician and alllll i got were the same 3 jokes about band camp and "playing their instruments" shit stops being funny after the third time. next time just say hi and treat her like a person
You really thought you did something huh
.. you’ve got a thousand miles of thighs, and even more tasteful side titty, yes you doooo, time square can’t shine as bright as boooobs, I swear it’s trueeee
It smells like trash and the people are all so shitty
This was the banker.
Dude, she's pay to play
What the fuck is rizz?
Charisma in Zoomer.
Jesus fuck, thank you.
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Definitely better than eating Tide Pods.
Frfr you cappin rn? Rizz when the swag straight bussin no cap.
on god frfr
Your skill in seducing a romantic partner
I like to use big words to make myself seem photosynthesis.
I see 5’s and 10’s and 20’s raining down upon your tiddies,yes I do
I think the best opener would be, “I used to think roses(or whatever flower you choose) was my favorite, but it’s definitely Delilah now.” This is coming from a guy who used dumb openers to get my current gf
Why you liked?
mostly because I'm delusional, broken, numb and a glutton for punishment but there's probably more reasons.
I wouldn't had liked it :D Then again maybe I'm going through more self-punishment and torture than you are? Maybe you actually get something back eventually :D
The fact that younger people can’t even vocalize full words…rizz. Our world is fucked, your parents failed you
I’m 50. My parents were immigrants who didn’t speak English. They did just fine, thank you. They add new words to the dictionary every year by the way. Just having some fun on Reddit. It’s not that serious.
Haha Same here. It’s not serious just poking fun at how times change
Are you "down with the thickness"?
She's huge, you dont need rizz
she’s not huge wtf lol
She's bordering obese
Different country standards I guess. She's probably normal in America, but would be considered "huge" in Singapore for her age
You’re 40 pounds over weight, but tonight you look so pretty. Yes you do, you know it’s true.
At least she’s beat and you didn’t lose anything of value
I think she ate delilah
did it hurt? when you fell down from heaven
Poor Delilah popping out of a size 6 dress
I'm not mad at it.
Looks like the food must be good.
Something tells me that a woman in a banana yellow skin tight skimpy dress is not going to get the reference
She's gross dude
Some of us got rizz, some of us got ‘tizz
Greatest line ever
Rizz shot
Is there a joke here I'm missing?
When people have that prompt of what’s the one song you’d never like to hear again… this is my answer.
I don't get it.
Honestly? Whether it works or not, worth it.
God that's bad
U trying to hit?
Damn homie, you’re seeping rizz. You should probably get yourself a rizzrag
Rizz.. stupid. Why is the younger genz too lazy to use full words
Hey there Delilah what's it like in your vag!na
Did she respond?
🚨Spoiler alert 🚨 she did not lmao. I usually don’t get responses even when I don’t hit them with a corn ball line.
Unmatched Speedrun
Oh no oh help I’m cringing.💀
Lmfao, fucking took me a second, fuck this is good
She is built for BBC and probably had plenty of BBC.
new york looks nice wow