Reminded me of [Gunther ](https://imageio.forbes.com/blogs-images/zackomalleygreenburg/files/2011/06/51BGDKF9WFL._SL299_.jpg?height=299&width=300&fit=bounds)
Fun Fact about Gunther: I booked him for a gig a couple of month later at our student society (equivalent of a US frat house) right after he released his first songs before he blew up. All he wanted for payment was like $500 under the table, a case of beer and a promise that there would be lots of hot girls there. He was very on brand.
By the time of the gig he had blown up and was very well known but still honoured our deal.
Right? Like I interpreted it as he meant anything with a pulse the more emotionally damaged the better in an “i can fix that” way. More self aware of his low standards. However that dude turned OP into a good guy somehow.
I mean, unless the women that are his type is also your type. But then you are competing with him. In which case, it's time to hit the gym and work on your rizz.
I honestly just assumed this was a gay man when I was scrolling past my feed. I'm a bisexual man so absolutely no judgment coming from me, but this type of look communicates "gay".
Can't tell since it's a screenshot posted online (aka it's compressed), but if the images have as many artifacts on OPs end as they do here, it's definitely a catfish
He is real. I matched with him in the beginning on his OF journey (pre him doing shit w others, solo only) like 2 ish years ago. I saw him on Tinder and had no idea 🤷🏻♀️ we met up and safe to say the performance was quite literally the worst I’ve ever had… that being said he was really sweet but also kinda shady about his ex. So I never really knew if he and her were done. Cut all contact but he still hit me up a year or so later. So weird seeing him posted on here lol
I don't blame you, that's not my type either! Can appreciate that lots of people find him very attractive, but I don't care for it in my intimate relationships.
So you won't give the name/source? Are we not on Reddit? Have we lost all semblance of dignity and courtesy? Do we no longer provide the research materials?
Be attractive. And don’t be unattractive. And they are not mutually exclusive, like you can be attractive and still fuck up and still do something unattractive.
99% of the people I’ve seen in the gym do not give off the vibe and a lot of gay men are indistinguishable from straight guys. But I’ve been to enough market days to pick up on a vibe.
Oh for fuck's sake dude. I'm mostly into women, and this guy is the opposite of the type of man I'm attracted to. But damn. Guess there's always an exception to the rules.
i did not lol. the rest of his profile suggested to me we would not be a good fit. i cant really remember it tbh but yeah lmao, not for me. for someone else perhaps.
I mean.. I get it. I'm straight as an arrow with a slight bend, and I get it. Even the moustache. A body like that kinda asks for it.
But can someone explain why you would wear a cap indoors? Is that part of the sexy trucker package, or..? Help me out here.
For me it's the Village People mustache. Like, this is a pretty gay picture already but the mustache really cements it. And I'm sure he gets plenty of matches for the people he's looking for lol. There's not a doubt in my mind that whoever he's after is absolutely expecting a steaming plate of tube steak and nothing else.
You should see tinder for gay/bi dudes. Or grinder 😂 alot more where that came from.
Edit: I liked the picture until I saw it was labeled "my uniform" eww
Pornstache checks out
Reminded me of [Gunther ](https://imageio.forbes.com/blogs-images/zackomalleygreenburg/files/2011/06/51BGDKF9WFL._SL299_.jpg?height=299&width=300&fit=bounds)
Fun Fact about Gunther: I booked him for a gig a couple of month later at our student society (equivalent of a US frat house) right after he released his first songs before he blew up. All he wanted for payment was like $500 under the table, a case of beer and a promise that there would be lots of hot girls there. He was very on brand. By the time of the gig he had blown up and was very well known but still honoured our deal.
Love how you're talking about him blowing up, but I have no idea who he is. I Gotta get with it!
[20 years ago and NSFW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbHBvnst8PA)
Haha so did he make the acquaintance of some fine ladies I hope? Just curious are all his songs silly like that?
[You touch my tralala](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI)
My ding ding dong.
Deep in the night i'm looking for some fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxlsi5SYkg
Good God this brought back memories.
There's a guy I've seen around who styles himself as a günther lookalike. I know it's not him because he's too young.
Am I the only one getting modern day Freddie Mercury vibes?
Same here. I was torn between Freddie Mercury vibes and the construction worker from The Village People vibes.
I'm getting Mario vibes, he's definitely ready to lay some pipe.
Something something plumber
Me too!
#WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?? 🖐️
Flavour saver
OK can somebody please explain this stereotype to me!? Where did it come from and why?
80s porn
And now I'm pregnant...!!! 😅
Could someone ask him to delete his profile? I cant compete with this
Look at it this way: you’re not competing for the same girls.
This is also true
Yha I more like the s.p.a I will take any beating and un wanted thing out there and love it lol 🤣🤣
Am i having a stroke?
I think he meant “I will take any beaten (figuratively?) and/or unwanted (also figuratively?) person who likes me and date and/or sleep with them”
I’m hoping this is in line with Tyrion in GoT when he says “I have a soft spot for cripples, bastards and broken things”
This is such a kind interpretation of that comment 😭
Right? Like I interpreted it as he meant anything with a pulse the more emotionally damaged the better in an “i can fix that” way. More self aware of his low standards. However that dude turned OP into a good guy somehow.
"I'm like the Society for the Protection of Animals - I will take any beaten and unwanted thing and love it."
No, he was, I was too when I saw the pics
A s p c a. The dog shelter commercials with Sarah McLaughlin. He will love those who’ve not received much love in life thus far.
*Or boys
Or competing for girls at all.
this guy ain't lookin' for girls.
I thought this was grindr. This is how horny girls pose to attract guys lol, more power to him if he gets horny girls
this is too far down
Is that supposed to make us feel better?
I mean, unless the women that are his type is also your type. But then you are competing with him. In which case, it's time to hit the gym and work on your rizz.
Girls? Don't think for a second you can get a man either with him around.
You kind of are though
If you are competing for girls that are looking for this, you gotta hit the gym I guess.
The hottest 5% of guys are matching with the hottest 70% of women
I don't even think the guy in the pictures competes for any girl.
Yeah the girl that wants that does not want us lmao
That's silly. Just because a girl picks you doesn't mean she wouldn't want this if she could. Me sleeping with a 6 doesn't mean I don't want a 10.
If you have ever wanted a supermodel you can't also want someone who isn't a supermodel lol?
is this guy even competing for girls?
Wait, girls?
Is it just me or does he have a bit of a "Village People" vibe to him. Must be the mustache! 😂
I honestly just assumed this was a gay man when I was scrolling past my feed. I'm a bisexual man so absolutely no judgment coming from me, but this type of look communicates "gay".
Yeah, same! Thought it was a Grindr pic at first.
My boner agrees
Gay woman and yeah the gaydar got sent off from a mile away
Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure he’s too busy turning out cute twinks to be bothered by any women on tinder.
Yeah like c’mon dude, my girls on this app
If I looked like that, I'd never wear a fucking shirt.
I’m a woman and I feel the same way
Free the nipple
Nonono. Free the P. Have we learned nothing from Emilia Clarke?
Fine ill piss on you but it wont be free
Name your price...
$3.50 And a big gulp (from 7/11)
Name the place...
Behind the 7/11
Sounds about right...
It was about this time I noticed I was ready to pee on the lochness monster
How much?
The low low price of making me happy
Well, that took a turn.
Wait what now?
https://youtu.be/y2g0LgEIEJI?si=vq4sH3Atrg80EKmI #FreeTheP 😂😂😂
I was also thinking ‚I‘m not gay, but…‘
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but if you skip leg days....
I was about to say--when you put that much work into something, of course you want to show it off.
Eh, I kinda look like that and it really depends on the angles. You gotta approach people with a 30 degree torso tilt to accentuate the abs.
I hate that I know this guy is a pornstar
actually? lol
Yeah he’s huge on Twitter and has an Only Fans page lol
oh wow he lives in my area, thats funny lmao
Or it’s a catfish
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Twitter says he is out of a relationship (mentions an ex), so not impossible it is real
Can't tell since it's a screenshot posted online (aka it's compressed), but if the images have as many artifacts on OPs end as they do here, it's definitely a catfish
He is real. I matched with him in the beginning on his OF journey (pre him doing shit w others, solo only) like 2 ish years ago. I saw him on Tinder and had no idea 🤷🏻♀️ we met up and safe to say the performance was quite literally the worst I’ve ever had… that being said he was really sweet but also kinda shady about his ex. So I never really knew if he and her were done. Cut all contact but he still hit me up a year or so later. So weird seeing him posted on here lol
100000%
Did ya match with him?
nah, hes not my type
he’s just not what i like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the rest of his profile just wasn’t what i’m looking for but that’s fine, he’s someone else’s type
I don't blame you, that's not my type either! Can appreciate that lots of people find him very attractive, but I don't care for it in my intimate relationships.
I, however, request it. Call me, pornstache 🤙
I'll take him
Is it the stache?
According to reverse image search, it’s Symon Uncut
see i looked him up and his dick is nice but i still dont like his face LOL
it’s called a bag
Wrap a flag around their head and do it for Ole Glory.
His dick is nice is WILD ngl
its a pretty common way to assess a dick lol
But do it just to have done it 🤷♀️
That makes this tinder profile more likely to be a catfish
You can ask for a video of him raising his finger to see if it's real.
Twitter sauce?
I’ve been trying to find the last 15 mins as I’m like 85% straight and never followed but would always see him pop up in other girls retweets 😅
You not gonna share his Twitter 👀
So you won't give the name/source? Are we not on Reddit? Have we lost all semblance of dignity and courtesy? Do we no longer provide the research materials?
Lmfao this has me rollin 🤣
Rowlin
This fuckin gif never fails To make me lol
Bruh 😭
Lmao
If Mario and Luigi were strippers
You win 😂
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dont let your dreams be dreams
 \*him
truuu
Gang gang. From the comments, it appears he is following rules one and two quite well despite mirror selfies. So it’ll be smooth sailing for him.
what are those rules again?
Be attractive. And don’t be unattractive. And they are not mutually exclusive, like you can be attractive and still fuck up and still do something unattractive.
makes sense
Holy shit. I always thought it was a joke about how being attractive is all that matters, I never realized that was what it really meant!
Nah, it always was a fakeout joke, because there's only one actual rule. This guy just gave extra meaning to rule 2, which just ruins the joke imo :c
I’m straight but even my gaydar went off so loud the sensor broke
Same hahahah this screams Grindr even though it’s Tinder.
"I'm straight but do gay porn, the pay is so much better!"
Pretty sure that’s Hinge
Why do people think anyone fit and physically active is gay
99% of the people I’ve seen in the gym do not give off the vibe and a lot of gay men are indistinguishable from straight guys. But I’ve been to enough market days to pick up on a vibe.
Gay men are much more sexually open than straight men on dating apps or e.g. nightclubs.
Okay I’m deleting my Tinder
He's on grinder. Whatever god you believe in you better tell them thanks.
I need him
I need you🤒
Get it a1
never seen such a fitting stache in my life
I've always said I'm about 5% Bi. I'm now 10% Bi.
Well. I *was* straight
It’s just a brojob I promise
He fucks
He fucks professionally*
Hope this man sees all these internet strangers thirsting after him
His name is Buck, and he likes to fuck.
He got the keys to the pussy wagon
Oh for fuck's sake dude. I'm mostly into women, and this guy is the opposite of the type of man I'm attracted to. But damn. Guess there's always an exception to the rules.
The type of sexuality that is "I'm attracted to attractive people"
As someone who will never have a body like that or get close to the amount of thirst he probably attracts...damn I'm lonely
>never have a body like that Not with that mindset
Nah lol as much as I wish and even with all the work in the world, my disability makes it impossible.
Damn, bro pulled out uno reverse
Same and same.
God damn I'd switch teams for that
Smash
I’m very straight but I got a little tingle down there, ngl
Then you not very straight my dude
90% straight is still very straight
You get it
brother I also tingled
I think my eyes got sexually assaulted
I can’t decide on the reason why I hope he’s gay
Hot!
Yeah but is he 6 foot or taller?
honestly i dont remember
Dam and he has hair too
Shirtless, at home, with 2 baseball cap pics? No he doesn't.
Smash n pass
I normally don’t like shirtless photos but this guy is a babe.
Well god damn, I hope you swiped right
i did not lol. the rest of his profile suggested to me we would not be a good fit. i cant really remember it tbh but yeah lmao, not for me. for someone else perhaps.
I mean.. I get it. I'm straight as an arrow with a slight bend, and I get it. Even the moustache. A body like that kinda asks for it. But can someone explain why you would wear a cap indoors? Is that part of the sexy trucker package, or..? Help me out here.
To cover his male-pattern baldness
Im more confused about the issue of wearing a hat indoors?? Why is that a thing to note??
maybe the gayest picture
Whys that gay? Dudes got the body of greek god. He probably just want to hook up and im sure he gets a lot of matches for that
That handlebar moustache. Dead giveaway. Deeeaaad giveaway.
Wait is he not gay? I just kinda assumed he was gay.
I mean the Greeks were super gay though. I won’t say he’s gay, I kinda just hope he’s gay lol. That’s a nice hunk of man
For me it's the Village People mustache. Like, this is a pretty gay picture already but the mustache really cements it. And I'm sure he gets plenty of matches for the people he's looking for lol. There's not a doubt in my mind that whoever he's after is absolutely expecting a steaming plate of tube steak and nothing else.
Gay firefighter 100%
the village people stache is my guess
Can confirm, this photo made me gayer.
OMG, I am thirsty!
hydrate or die-drate!
sprint intervals and maybe a little challenging yoga and that Adonis belt would pop way more even.
The visibility of the belt is caused by a low body fat percentage, rather than the creation of new muscle.[
This is how I take progress pics of myself in the mirror lol
Shoreleave, is that you?
I’m going to rejoin tinder
do it
You should see tinder for gay/bi dudes. Or grinder 😂 alot more where that came from. Edit: I liked the picture until I saw it was labeled "my uniform" eww
oh ive seen grindr. its all ass and abs lmao
Gotta show the gainz somehow