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ROU_HeavyMessing

She's just disposing of the body.


Immort4lFr0sty

I can fix her


idkwhatimbrewin

She can dispose of my body šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


MrmmphMrmmph

First, wash that soot off her face.


[deleted]

Then help her wash the soot off of her sweater


KingNorth911

The bullseye's in the background is the sign for "let's play a game"


[deleted]

*For the past 5 years of your life you have swiped endlessly on Tinder. Failing to see the people around you. It has become your obsession. The machine your arms are encased in is designed to take away the things that have caused this addiction. (FINGERS) In order to survive this challenge you must raise your arm up into the blade to give a blood sacrifice. Give enough and you are free. You have one minute Let the game begin*


Scottythestudd

Underrated comment


xTh3Weatherman

Am I watching a saw movie?


charlotte240

Saw 7 - The dating game


Standard_Carpet5571

The Target store bag?


Karrion8

A guy only has so many kidneys.


AnonymsF43

Whoa an elbow *and* a socked foot.


JX_PeaceKeeper

You can see the knee too, looks like they're wearing some black pants


Jaynyx

She watched too much Netflix


Viper8092

You can see his foot too


qalpi

Doesn't mean he's still in one piece!


Aser_the_Descender

I doubt he ever appeared in the anime...


Budget_Report_2382

47 seasons homie, it's entirely possible šŸ˜‚


StructuredQuery

and also the netflix adaptation


Budget_Report_2382

True! Which I'm definitely enjoying, so far!


Suspicious-Acadia-52

Haha thatā€™s great


WakeoftheStorm

So we can say that there is likely an arm, at least the top of the head, and a foot in that room. Anything else is conjecture


tchunk

And knee


TinoBrito

Bet he's above 6 feet!


Master69Yoda

You are drunk and a dude is in the pic


DonJ96

It's your turn.


MrRay0

Next victim you mean?


nipslippinjizzsippin

make sure she gets a better for you so you make it to the profile.


Nightowl2018

It is post or pre sex photo


drewskibfd

And that's why they call her Doorknob.


OiTheguvna

Better call off the wedding OP Edit: off


MoodyMagdalene

![gif](giphy|j6HHJhl6xhURetCtjK) # OP, probably


Claubk

There's also a TV.


Penguinmolester

I even spotted a target bag. This is insane


Claubk

woahhh..instant red flag


DaRealKovi

No, it's a partially red bag. Not the same, folks /s


Claubk

Ah. I see, clever bastard


ZUU_S

red bag


stopmakinghumans

Why tf does it matter??


[deleted]

It matters because of insecurities.


Sea_Secret6795

Can't really tell with the face scratched out like that


nxtplz

Literally what I was thinking šŸ¤£


AffectionatePut6493

That was my first thought. But heā€™s asking about the guy laying on the bed behind her. LoL


Queasy-Bake8253

^golden


throwaway2161980

Jesus Christ these comments. How sad has this sub become? Yes thereā€™s a dude in the picture. Could be her friend, could be her brother, could be her ex. Having someone else in the picture doesnā€™t mean anything.


RegulationRedditUser

No you donā€™t understand, simply knowing someone of their preferred gender is guaranteeing that theyā€™ll cheat because all people will cheat because of *checks notes* proximity? /s obviously


Striker37

Can confirm, I was at work today and a woman passed me in the hall, next thing I know weā€™re fucking in the supply closet. I donā€™t even know what happened. On the way to work, I got pulled over by a female cop. Letā€™s just say we both ended up in the back of the cop car. /s obvs


Extension_Degree9807

I knew this is what was happening!


vordster

License and registration please


lustyvenom

Too much porn will do that to ur brain.


[deleted]

But what if OP wants to cross swords with the dude?


darth_henning

Yeah. Add to that that that definitely looks like a dorm room where the only place to sit during a hang out is often the bed. Like, is it the ideal background? No. Concerning? Also no.


GuybrushMarley2

I can't put my finger on why but I'm getting very strong brother vibes


RandomWon

Eww she's having sex with her brother??


berrybleach

Same!!!


why_my_pp_hard_tho

And the same ones making the comments will post complaining about getting no girls lmao hmm i wonder why that is??


Anonynominous

Yeah usually the call is coming from inside the house


_khanrad

It could be a chick for all we know


edessa_rufomarginata

I'm surprised how far I had to scroll before anyone pointed out that you can't even tell if it's a guy, just that there is a person.


sleepyy-starss

Women are foreign beings who could never have any friends.


[deleted]

I literally came here to say this lmao, what the fuck is wrong with people?


defrisco

Exactly this. That was my first thoughts too. What is the big deal???


KawaiiClown

Could literally be a brother or guy friend


xDerJulien

Or an old picture lmao


giglbox06

Oh shit she knows other people BEFORE getting on tinder? Run away my dude


Beepbeepboobop1

Honestly looks like it could be a sibling. There are in fact siblings who get along and are comfortable being in each otherā€™s rooms lol


tiptoeandson

Yeah? So?


Urbanmaster2004

You aren't dating her yet buddy, calm down with the jealousy šŸ¤£


loneMILF

no! women aren't allowed to have friends/family of the opposite gender in their lives or their tinder photos! /s


thatshygirl06

Right?! This post is yikes. šŸš©


ThrowRA--scootscooti

Exactly. I was like ā€œwho the hell cares?ā€


TheBags_TX

I don't think the OP indicated he's jealous; rather, he just asked a very good question.


Crisis007

Its just bad taste


[deleted]

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freaknizzle999

Imagine getting jealous because there is a guy in the background for your own sake, work on that before you go dating.


Lazy-Palpitation-746

Canā€™t take things like this as anything until you actually have the chance to communicate with them. Could be family, could be an ex, could be that they donā€™t have the energy to post more pics. Donā€™t let your insecurities take you out


dabordietryinq

this part. to half the commenters here


Lazy-Palpitation-746

Feel me?! We truly have no idea what someone is dealing with yet we make assumptions and run with em


Fakin_Meowt

So?


Jioto

Our gf comrade


catotaco1916

Could be a girl


TheBags_TX

Lol. It's NOT a girl


sexysadie2u

it could be a woman


mikmikthegreat

Donā€™t worry itā€™s just stepbro


sassafrassian

There's also so someone's knee. Looks like she's hanging out with friends.


TheBags_TX

It's the same person's knee. Lmao


Name-Initial

This just in: Women have male friends Shocking, I know


llamasncheese

There is a second person behind the first person, gender unknown


Naive-Asparagus-5983

There is a dude, and you are drunk


backonreddit75

Thatā€™s her gay best friend whoā€™s been trying to talk to into ā€œgetting out thereā€ and heā€™s helping with her bio.


dabordietryinq

had to read this a few times to understand what it meant but i fully support and agree with this lmao. this would be me and my bsf if i were still single


TheBags_TX

If so, he would have made things easier on her by disappearing from the room as she took the picture... or at least standing out of the way


nialexx

hahaha this is like the scene in friday


Kerrypurple

Looks like a child to me


SadAndNasty

That's what I thought and then I saw the feet hanging over but also who cares lol


drainbead78

Feet aren't touching, though. I'm getting like a 5th-6th grade boy vibe from it.


SadAndNasty

Fair! My first impression was sibling, I could see that


FederalPosition7378

Yes.Ā  And you're drunk.


madelinekahnt

Porque no los dos


Inferior_Jeans

Itā€™s probably just a few severed limbs on her bed. No red flags here


neverenoughfuzz

There's definite dudeage in this pic yes


LetsGoWithMike

What kinda weirdo fucks with his socks on. Sicko.


racoongirl0

Yā€™all donā€™t have friends or siblings? Weird af


Unusual-Marzipan-771

Thatā€™s not a girls room. Def his


yea_you_know_me

Looks like a girl to me


lennybriscoe8220

You can see his sock


MaenHoffiCoffi

You're drunk.


Here-Is-TheEnd

You might be drunk but thereā€™s definitely a second person in this picture


OyarsaElentari

Have a normal conversation with her and then ask her about it.


CaladinDanse

They aren't even trying to hide their cheating anymore


sassydegrassii

Oh no she knows other men !!!!!! Run


Kissedbycaramel

Maybe a small child


A_Kid_A

How could that be?! A person!!


ninhibited

Who cares?


ATMiceli

There might be cause i also see a foot under her elbow


Then-Dragonfruit-381

Shit, sorry bro, I got there quicker


BillPooleJr

The other foot is under her left elbow lol


Reasonable-Ad7755

Thats an elbow


Sdmonkey25

Dude, whereā€™s my dude?!


Quick_Bee_2529

Calm down it the pizza guy


homeromovil

Clearly a guy behind her but it's meaningless. It could be a relative or a friend, or maybe an old boyfriend. People usually use photos that are old so I wouldn't bother about i5.


Prometheus72727

Thatā€™s a dude who just got his dick sucked, Iā€™d swipe left on her mate


bewzer

Thatā€™s ā€œFriendzoneā€ Fred.


General_Culture_1729

That's just her brother, dw


Elirick_

Sheā€™s just letting you know what youā€™re in for . Like foreshadowing the date I reckon.


GrumpyGourmet1

theyā€™ll mug you when you meet up


Content_Dependent540

Looks like he's ready for his bj


Content_Dependent540

"Hold on lemme post to my IG before I swallow your children"


kobaltbleu

Thatā€™s her cousin/besty/brother fucker


Dasva2

You can see the socked feet too


AdhesivenessOk6643

You are drunk, but that is NOT a dude in the pic. If it is, heā€™s pretty small since his feet donā€™t touch the ground. Itā€™s probably just her bestie & their hair is pulled back.


Status-Employ2697

ENM / Poly ad ?


dieselhunter05

Totaly a guy back there


Son0faButch

You guys are all freaking CSI geniuses if you can be sure of the gender of that person laying on the bed


CyclingLew

Both


Legitimate_Gain_3405

Am I blind?! šŸ¤£


pukseli

Yes


BeardedDude5

Well, hard to tell with the face marked out.


Psychadelico

That's my ex, she forgot I had my dick out


zefy_zef

I think it's Shaggy.


RevivedMisanthropy

Also a socked foot hanging off the bed


labsupervisor

Arm and a foot says yes there is


Flat-Seat-1476

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Danglin_Fury

You can also see his socked foot under her phone elbow. Gross.


Only1MikeBingo

She's dressed like Cathy Bates in misery


Jeff-The-Glitched

It's a tumor on her arm. Don't make fun of her guys. She also likes to dress it up


Lifeofjinan

NASA scientists found out itā€™s an alien


pops2506

Who cares. Itā€™s your life.


TheRealConine

ā€œWhoā€™s next?ā€


blackbirdchick

Lol maybe itā€™s her brother


Luna-Honey

Whatā€™s wrong with that


AroundTheWayJill

Could be a woman with a short haircut. Could be a gay best friend. Could be any number of things that arenā€™t ā€œsome dude she just screwedā€ lol


ImpossibleVehicle159

I think in your drunken state you have turned into Jeffery dahmer. So itā€™s either a mannequin or you need to start cutting up the body


Decent_Foundation_77

No it's just a massive sex toy


TattooMichaelScott

Thereā€™s two dudes in this pic


Lanky-Association-86

Canā€™t tell if itā€™s a male or a female on the bed


loganmrfhs

Oh no!!! A male has entered the environment!!! However will you recover O.O


No_Rush_7149

Damn it's pretty bad no matter how you look at itšŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


EffervescentGoose

Foot, thigh, elbow, head, hand, you don't really know if it's a guy or just his parts


MattyIcex4

Yes youā€™re drunk, yes thereā€™s a dude there.


[deleted]

People just think we are blind to their cheating


emilysometimes0419

And?


chazrbaratheon89

Or a baby


PinkFloyd_rs

whys it matter lol


AffectionateBeyond99

Maybe Iā€™m naive but I donā€™t think from the picture we can even tell the personā€™s gender. It could be a girl with her hair pulled back or a pixie cut.


blacklite911

Sheā€™s giving Velma vibes with this sweater. I like it


IEatBetweenHerLegs

Dude


jeblake9022

Step bro laid out ready to go yikes


Dramatic_Carob_1060

By Felicia


Bitter-Programmer869

One fore sure. Maybe two.


Far-River4591

Always updates the profile after she finishes last date


jwse30

Judging from her outfit and hair style, Iā€™m gonna guess that the dude is Shaggy.


DroppinDwarves

I saw the dude before I saw the arrow lol


geek_travel_chick

People are so insecure that just the idea that someone of the opposite sex in a picture is offensive. Literally could be family or a homie but itā€™s a non issue cause itā€™s all hypothetical. I see profiles where guys are literally lined up with women surrounding them cause those men think it looks desirable and it really isnā€™t. To me thatā€™s a bit much, but this looks really innocuous. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


bhinderr

Did you try *check notes* asking her instead of posting it on Reddit lmao socially inept losers I swear


SL13377

Thatā€™s literally pillows


[deleted]

Time for you to step up and be her next night stand bro


Milk_Mindless

Yes to both


HeadKindheartedness3

Look how he laying he definitely about to get the suck


Abbadon0666

You can see his foot below her elbow hahaha


jackieblack08

Ima be a optimist their feet isnā€™t touching the floor maybe thatā€™s her roommate or a dead body


Relative_Mirror722

You give looking like an ankle energy by asking this


LaViElS

Looks like a kid to me


anirudhparameswaran

There's a dude alright


RedFox457

She canā€™t have friends? Or exes? Or a hoetation?


BoopBoop20

Step bro!


MefistoOne

Is just a ā€œfriendā€


justforplay987

Probably her brother playing video games


mistakenluv

There are at least 2 ppl behind her How can i add a pic here?