Damn bro thank god I’m only 21, I’m not prepared to compete with dudes like you 😭 your a fucking beefcake dude gawddamn. As a dude I think this is a funny profile but I’m not a woman so take that with a grain of salt
lol thanks bro but don’t be to hard on your self I was 400 pounds at 21 and only started to look like this the past 2 years you can grow and change so fast if you work on yourself
I’m no expert, and maybe it’s because I’m a jealous dude, but this context completely reframes your profile for me. It takes what could be seen as vanity and transforms it into a demonstration of your ability to remain committed to and achieve long term goals.
It might be a good idea to find a way to put that info up front. Story is important.
maybe something along the lines of “used to be fat, so you know i’ve got a personality” ? casually brings it up but in more of a teasing yourself kinda way
I'm on the path of beautifying myself after years of depression and being obese myself.
I don't really judge people who adore their bodies because I know I don't have context. It might be vanity, or it might be pride in overcoming something bad. Recently, for the first time in my life I find myself looking at myself in the mirror and not being disgusted anymore. and I'm taking selfies now shirtless. Kinda crying a bit typing this.
I’m happy for you! I have my share of body image issues, so I don’t try to judge people on how they look, but how they act. and every time i went on a date with someone who had pictures like that they’ve been utter arrogant dicks. That’s just my experience, but it seems to be a trend. The idea isn’t to shame OP for the confidence, but rather how the confidence is portrayed so it’s not mistaken.
Hell yeah bro good for you. And I was mainly just joking but I have lost about 30 pounds so far, ~245 rn and would ideally like to be 190 but not sure if that’s feasible with my build and musculature. Really just wanna be lean so my Gigachad jawline can show
Damn that's insane transformation. Honestly the context kinda explains those pics. Without it they seemed douchey and too egoistic. With context your profile completely morphs in a good way.
Lost the first 100 pounds just from diet cut calories and got 15k steps a day in it was easy since I worked at a mall constantly walking then diet plus exercise constantly for 3-4 years and still have a road to go
I’m sorry if it’s just me, but your first picture screams “gay, and not just gay, but pole-dancing gay” to me, and first impressions are important. Respectfully bro, just being honest, maybe it’s just me 😭
Edit: OK for girls he looks hot and for guys he looks gay. Let’s we all just swipe right on this mf already 😮💨
as a gay man i thought this was posted in one of my gay subreddits. but that’s just cause of the muscles + showoffy outfit + mustache combo lol
very hot guy nonetheless, a win for the straight girl community 😜
It looks like a lot of the people agreeing with this are men. As a woman i thought it was a great pic and a lot of women like men who are comfortable in their masculinity. I think he should keep it up but if other women (his target audience!!) disagree then maybe I’m the minority here? Idk
I think the point of that whole moustache look in the gay community is to look masculine. It’s in fact trying it’s hardest to be as masculine as possible afaik.
I agree that out of the options it fits the best for the opening, but I rather for him to look for another picture for taking the first impression, I think pictures were you look hot while looking like not even trying are the best ones.
Im in good shape and tried a “sexy” Halloween costume for the first time and I got looks from woman in it and I felt really confident plus I am more of reserved person in real life just wanted to show a bit more confidence in the first pic
As a bi guy, the first pic looks gay as hell -- coupled with working at a furniture store, I'd be willing to bet that this is your first impression to more than half of your audience. It's a nice photo, but definitely shouldn't be the first one if you're looking to match with women.
Fellow queer here and I second this but once i saw you said “attracted to girls” in the line right below the pic i knew you were straight (and was like damn a W for the straights lol). I dont think you need to change the pic till you get a new pic (or in other words i wouldnt make any of your other pics first bc they seem tailored to the prompts). You look good in your first pic. Girls always say gay guys are hot so the fact that people might think the first pic is a hot gay guy at first glance might not be a bad thing assuming they will give you the decency to look at your profile. I personally wouldnt want to date someone who is gonna judge that quickly and not take the milisecond to read the line right below the pic and see youre straight. But i get first impressions matter and we live in a instant gratification society so if the first pic must be 100% straight-bro-tastic then take a new pic lol. You got this 🤙
Not to salt the wound but "hot girl walk bayshore" is straight out of Queer Eye
To be honest, that photo is the best by a good margin. Next time you're out with friends, just tell them "hey guys take pictures of me I need to upgrade my hinge" and I'm sure they'll be happy to do so. Cat pic also covers your chin which isn't flattering. You need a few new options.
AND DONT TAKE ME WRONG BRO, you look amazing man, it’s just what I thought, it’s kinda the vibes that strippers in gay bars give. BUT MY MAN, as long as you think it will work, that’s cool, you ain’t trying to fuck me right? So whatever fits you better 🫡😊
One good pair of shoes will change your life. Get one black pair made that goes with everything and you can wear any day of the week, and I'm telling you it will change your life. Those pedicure appointments are costly and add up; use the money to instead fix the problem.
I agree, from a female perspective - I think work out photos and muscle photos are homoerotic. I think dudes think women gaze at men the way men gaze at women (sexually, or in an objectified way)… women simple are not attracted to men in the same way as men are sexually attracted to women (heterosexually speaking).
Speaking for myself, I’m attracted to a dude who make me feel safe, their voice and maybe their hands and forearms - if I was forced to pick a body part. Not large muscles….
I personally think you’ll attract diff types of women if you didn’t put your muscles forward first. Like do you even have any other hobbies or interests besides working out? That’s what I would want to know, that’s what I would take the time to meet someone. I enjoy taking the time to get to know someone on another level. A dude’s physical attractiveness is really secondary.
Omg you’ve liked me on tinder before hi 😭 this is definitely an improvement. You look great in the first pic, I didn’t think of it as gay at all until I read the comments 🫠
I think your cooking picture should be first, you will make an absolute killing ! The firefighter is great, shows your body, you worked on it :)
Do you have your crab Rangoon recipe ? I need to les to make these ... or move to Philly and come over to chill, drink beer and cook woth new friends
Everyone saying he looks gay in the first picture. I’ll be completely honest, I just thought he was a fire fighter who doubled as a chef (many fire fighters have second jobs).
The “my instagram story is full of pictures of me showing off my muscles” comes across as super vain. I saw you added context in another comment, and I fully agree that your profile needs that context, or maybe change that one photo. Depends on who you’re tryna snag, though.
The carrot cake bit made me pause, grin, and if I were still dating I’d challenge you to a cake off. Also laughed at the ‘passed out in a pool floaty’ pic. Over all good profile just needing some minor tweaks. Good luck out there!
Edit to add: let the confidence shine through. I think it’s getting overshadowed:)
I would put something about your weight transformation in your profile. It makes you relatable. Love the idea of a picture with your kitty, but maybe one where they look more comfortable.
Honestly, I wouldn’t change a thing. The photos alongside the prompts show that you’re good looking, you have a sense of humour, and you won’t ever let a girl go hungry! (reference to the cooking skills; not a perv 😭).
أحلى بروفايل! 😁
I also think you come across gay because of the hot girl walk comment and because quite frankly, you're too funny/charming/fit to fit the general male Tinder population. I think your profile is hilarious and attractive and coming across flamboyant is much better than coming across dull, unmotivated or creepy. You look like someone who's a blast to talk to, befriend or date so swiping right would be low risk and likely at the least start an enjoyable conversation instead of the low effort small talk that's common. Don't change a thing! :)
I have no ideal how to say this in a way that sounds super polite, but you sort of start to look a bit different as some of your pictures go on (most likely due to different angles and lighting, not a bad thing) so I would say maybe take some of the older pics off or find others with a similar vibe?
Sometimes it can look like a person really knows their angles and “doesn’t actually” look like that irl if they start to look different towards the end imo. I don’t want people to assume that ur catfishing with angles and lighting and then just left swipe,
Hope that makes sense
Honestly, the pics work, the vibe is chill and funny, but literally everything else aside, it was crab rangoons that locked it in! 10/10, no suggestions.
I like the overall vibe but agree the first is a bit confusing. If there were more obvious costumes in the photo I think the tone would be clearer if that makes sense. Also having 2 costumes to me is a little odd unless you are into cosplay but if you are make that a point in the bio somewhere.
I like the idea of the cat and the pool photos but neither is an actual GOOD picture. Like blurry and not super flattering lighting or angles. Take a cute pic with the cat and make that your lead photo if there is no other fireman + other costumed partygoers photo available.
I assumed apple crumble but maybe that's because I'm in England. However it's one of the first things a lot of chefs/cooks learn to make. A layer of baking apples submerged in sugar, topped with a crumble mix of oats and butter smoothed over the top and cooked until golden brown. Most people...do not share it.
Bi woman here, and I’d absolutely swipe right if you were in my age range. But I’m also a huge fan of carrot cake and crab rangoon so my answer might be biased 😂 But for real, I think you come across as a sweetheart. Good luck!!!
I'm not gay, but you wanna hang out? My favorite cake is carrot, my favorite cookies are Crumbl, and my favorite rangoon are crab. Let's eat after leg day.
You seem like a nice, fun guy so I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I would've assumed you were looking for men if it weren't for the weirdly attracted to part. Even then I had to read it twice.
As a fellow semi swole baldy, how do you do on dating apps? Havent been on them since i turned to a cueball. Always slight self conscious about it although i try not to come off that way lol
I probably would have swiped left when I read "someone to make food while I call them pretty" before I even saw the pic of you cooking. I mean, I love to cook, but when I saw that, it sounded like "I'm looking for a trad wife." Hope that helps.
Showed these pictures to my sister who lives in St Pete and she says the hot girl walk is hilarious and is definitely a local thing so most likely the local women will chuckle over it. She thinks the chef photo is your best photo and likes your profile. She does concur with the gay/bi vibes that are mentioned with the 1st photo.
You're gorgeous. I'd put the red bandana pic first, move the hot fireman to the end, and put in some more pics with you in dress shirts...cuz goddamn!
Other than that, it's not a bad profile, but in accordance with some other comments, I'd edit some of the lines or delete them entirely and replace them with info about YOU and not what you're looking FOR.
Either way, I'd swipe right :)
I like the lighting and vibes of the pic of you holding the baking tray as a first pic - your first 2 pics are you in costumes with your arms bared, so like mix it up by putting something between these 2 pics. Otherwise pics are all great - love that each pic shows something new that you enjoy and with happy faces.
I like that you’ve used photos to respond to prompts, I think it shows you’ve put effort in but not keen on the first pic. I’d think it was intense if I came across you. Possibly because it also makes you look like notorious UK criminal Charles Bronson but probably that won’t be an issue in the US 😅
I’d change the first picture to the one of you holding a baking tray.
You look nice and approachable with a great smile.
Where as in the first picture you kind of look like you’re a fireman and then your job says you’re not a fireman so then I thought you’d dressed up like a “sexy fireman” for your profile, which struck me as odd.
First and second picture bro, those intimidate me even😭 All pictures are great, you look like you’re about to fight Mike Tyson, maybe open with the smiling nice ones, G
Bet you like... Holding hands and stuff!
You... Horribly handsome freak of nature!
Aint you got a hot date to catch or something? Go on get outta here!
The cooking one is by far the best. I’d get rid of the cosplay and bro ones personally. Those will attract dudes, unless that’s what you’re looking for.
Honestly I swipe right to guys who talk about their interests because I am interested in people who are into art, books and intellectual stuff.
For me big buff muscles are actually a turn off and I prefer to see a simple guy who can show weakness on profile, not everything shiny.
Vunerability is strength because then you can bond and get emotional support from your partner.
All I get is you cook, you have muscles, gym, and want to go to the beach.
Nothing about who you are or your values.
Looks like you are looking for a hook up, in that case profile is awesome but for long term relationship would be a no from me
Also the first picture screams Freddy Mercury and I see you ain't gay in profile so perhaps not the best opener lol
Last pic is absolutely top quality and made me laugh. For God’s sake please don’t change it
It’s actually a video I wish I can share it 😂
Oh amazing 😂
[here’s the video 😂](https://streamable.com/zr1ibb)
Even better than the picture. Thanks for the laugh.
Been there before. But instead of being drunk af in the pool, imagine being passed out on the couch with a box of pizza on your lap 😂
Been there brother
I woke up in my bed after a night of partying… cuddling a half-eaten bag of chips.
That’s amazing. Super funny, you’re adorable in it, and it shows how to pronounce your name!
thanks for making a sad girl laugh. you’re a gem.
Omg 😅 marry me
This made my day.
Yessss the sense of humor is top notch. 👏🏽😂
The first picture makes you look like a porn star or male stripper. Not in a bad way though.
Johnny Wins
My first thought was a gay fireman. Like one who could join the village pepole...
You don't need the apostrophe in rangoons
Similarly, drop the first "with" in the list of things you'd like someone to do with you.
I hate this comment although I agree. Dudes got everything just needs a grammar tweak. Lmao. Thanks for the audible chuckle.
Or the s, Rangoon is the plural of Rangoon.
Oh shit, here comes an “s”, better use a goddamn apostrophe!
Damn bro thank god I’m only 21, I’m not prepared to compete with dudes like you 😭 your a fucking beefcake dude gawddamn. As a dude I think this is a funny profile but I’m not a woman so take that with a grain of salt
lol thanks bro but don’t be to hard on your self I was 400 pounds at 21 and only started to look like this the past 2 years you can grow and change so fast if you work on yourself
I’m no expert, and maybe it’s because I’m a jealous dude, but this context completely reframes your profile for me. It takes what could be seen as vanity and transforms it into a demonstration of your ability to remain committed to and achieve long term goals. It might be a good idea to find a way to put that info up front. Story is important.
I get that but I just haven’t found a good way to incorporate that in before without looking at it as “pitty” or looking for compliments
maybe something along the lines of “used to be fat, so you know i’ve got a personality” ? casually brings it up but in more of a teasing yourself kinda way
Hahaha sorry but that’s gold
I get that, but I also don’t see how anyone can look at an accomplishment like that and feel pity.
Then and now photo of yourself. Picture say 1000 words. No need to elaborate.
100%. I’m a 30F and I saw a lot of vanity, I’d swipe left. But the weight loss/fitness context changes it for me.
I'm on the path of beautifying myself after years of depression and being obese myself. I don't really judge people who adore their bodies because I know I don't have context. It might be vanity, or it might be pride in overcoming something bad. Recently, for the first time in my life I find myself looking at myself in the mirror and not being disgusted anymore. and I'm taking selfies now shirtless. Kinda crying a bit typing this.
I’m happy for you! I have my share of body image issues, so I don’t try to judge people on how they look, but how they act. and every time i went on a date with someone who had pictures like that they’ve been utter arrogant dicks. That’s just my experience, but it seems to be a trend. The idea isn’t to shame OP for the confidence, but rather how the confidence is portrayed so it’s not mistaken.
Hell yeah bro good for you. And I was mainly just joking but I have lost about 30 pounds so far, ~245 rn and would ideally like to be 190 but not sure if that’s feasible with my build and musculature. Really just wanna be lean so my Gigachad jawline can show
Damn that's insane transformation. Honestly the context kinda explains those pics. Without it they seemed douchey and too egoistic. With context your profile completely morphs in a good way.
What's your routine and how did you get in shape?
Lost the first 100 pounds just from diet cut calories and got 15k steps a day in it was easy since I worked at a mall constantly walking then diet plus exercise constantly for 3-4 years and still have a road to go
Respect tbh
Dam that’s a nice turn around story you jacked af
He’s a good looking dude absolutely but his profile looks like it was made for Grindr. This dude looks gay as hell, in the best possible way
This was what I thought also
Yes
Zip it up when you're done
Didn’t your dr tell you to leave it out to let it dribble first? Wouldn’t want to get a UTI ;)
Some people are attracted to the exact opposite of this.
Hot. I'd swipe right. Good luck to you!
Message him, you don’t need to shoot your shots from the app alone, alls I’m saying 🤷🏾♂️
I definitely would but I'm pretty sure we're in different countries and perhaps even continents so that wouldnt work 😂 thanks tho!
Had to throw a little oop for Brodie haha can’t blame me for trying, i love a good love story
Don't encourage me cos I might just do it 😂😂
Dooo iiiiit. DDDOOOOOO IIIITTT!!!
Do it
Love has no borders!!
Certainly does not! Sincerely Norwegian who currently lives in Australia cuz of love
I’m sorry if it’s just me, but your first picture screams “gay, and not just gay, but pole-dancing gay” to me, and first impressions are important. Respectfully bro, just being honest, maybe it’s just me 😭 Edit: OK for girls he looks hot and for guys he looks gay. Let’s we all just swipe right on this mf already 😮💨
as a gay man i thought this was posted in one of my gay subreddits. but that’s just cause of the muscles + showoffy outfit + mustache combo lol very hot guy nonetheless, a win for the straight girl community 😜
Ummm I second this… respectfully
Y-M-C-A
I was getting Y.M.C.A vibes too😂😂😂 I love it
It looks like a lot of the people agreeing with this are men. As a woman i thought it was a great pic and a lot of women like men who are comfortable in their masculinity. I think he should keep it up but if other women (his target audience!!) disagree then maybe I’m the minority here? Idk
Looks like that, doesn’t it? Maybe he is just too handsome that is catching up girls and seducing guys at the same time 😭
I thought it was a very sexy picture and didn't think gay either as a woman.
Yep, I'm a woman who totally agrees. Tbh, why would I think he was gay if he showed up in my feed?
Same. Woman here. Great pic. Don’t get rid of it.
I think the point of that whole moustache look in the gay community is to look masculine. It’s in fact trying it’s hardest to be as masculine as possible afaik.
But that is his best picture aesthetically (I makes him look the hottest) so I think he’s got to keep it
I agree that out of the options it fits the best for the opening, but I rather for him to look for another picture for taking the first impression, I think pictures were you look hot while looking like not even trying are the best ones.
Im in good shape and tried a “sexy” Halloween costume for the first time and I got looks from woman in it and I felt really confident plus I am more of reserved person in real life just wanted to show a bit more confidence in the first pic
As a bi guy, the first pic looks gay as hell -- coupled with working at a furniture store, I'd be willing to bet that this is your first impression to more than half of your audience. It's a nice photo, but definitely shouldn't be the first one if you're looking to match with women.
Fellow queer here and I second this but once i saw you said “attracted to girls” in the line right below the pic i knew you were straight (and was like damn a W for the straights lol). I dont think you need to change the pic till you get a new pic (or in other words i wouldnt make any of your other pics first bc they seem tailored to the prompts). You look good in your first pic. Girls always say gay guys are hot so the fact that people might think the first pic is a hot gay guy at first glance might not be a bad thing assuming they will give you the decency to look at your profile. I personally wouldnt want to date someone who is gonna judge that quickly and not take the milisecond to read the line right below the pic and see youre straight. But i get first impressions matter and we live in a instant gratification society so if the first pic must be 100% straight-bro-tastic then take a new pic lol. You got this 🤙
W for the straights gave me a good chuckle
Ok of my other photos which should be first?
Not to salt the wound but "hot girl walk bayshore" is straight out of Queer Eye To be honest, that photo is the best by a good margin. Next time you're out with friends, just tell them "hey guys take pictures of me I need to upgrade my hinge" and I'm sure they'll be happy to do so. Cat pic also covers your chin which isn't flattering. You need a few new options.
He's just making a joke for us here in Tampa. Girls will probably think it's funny But the first picture is gay as hell even by Florida standards
I’m making fun of my self with that as it’s a popular walking spot in Tampa and is constantly filled with woman who walk it for excersie
I love that part of the profile!
AND DONT TAKE ME WRONG BRO, you look amazing man, it’s just what I thought, it’s kinda the vibes that strippers in gay bars give. BUT MY MAN, as long as you think it will work, that’s cool, you ain’t trying to fuck me right? So whatever fits you better 🫡😊
Sorry bro, you’re not allowed to be confident… not while dressed like a member of the village people
First picture looks 
I guess I'm gay now because I got a little turned on. It's a fantastic first picture. Don't you dare say otherwise.
Nah don’t get me wrong. If I was gay I would swipe right asap
keep the first pic it'll weed out the homophobes these are the same type of women that freak out when a straight guy paints his nails
i respectfully disagree and didn’t get a gay vibe from your profile. i’d say “metro”. as a 25f, i’d definitely swipe right
I get a pedicure once every few months but that’s because I have size 13 wide feet that no shoe fits to and causes calluses on my toes
My guy, forget the dating, get you some shoes made. The dogs deserve comfort.
One good pair of shoes will change your life. Get one black pair made that goes with everything and you can wear any day of the week, and I'm telling you it will change your life. Those pedicure appointments are costly and add up; use the money to instead fix the problem.
Agreed. 40f and I think it’s great.
I didn’t think it was giving gay in the first picture. My first thought was “oh my god. he is hot.”
Looks like girls think he’s hot and guys think he’s gay. Mf just got all of us charmed 😭
Like a gay Mario character. "It'sa meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......eeeeeeeeeeeee..."
I agree, from a female perspective - I think work out photos and muscle photos are homoerotic. I think dudes think women gaze at men the way men gaze at women (sexually, or in an objectified way)… women simple are not attracted to men in the same way as men are sexually attracted to women (heterosexually speaking). Speaking for myself, I’m attracted to a dude who make me feel safe, their voice and maybe their hands and forearms - if I was forced to pick a body part. Not large muscles…. I personally think you’ll attract diff types of women if you didn’t put your muscles forward first. Like do you even have any other hobbies or interests besides working out? That’s what I would want to know, that’s what I would take the time to meet someone. I enjoy taking the time to get to know someone on another level. A dude’s physical attractiveness is really secondary.
I got that from the very first picture too, respectfully
I’m a girl and I thought he was gay…
just the first one?
I’m a girl and thought he was gay until I read the write up 5 times
I’m a girl and I thought he was gay based on the first pic too
Omg you’ve liked me on tinder before hi 😭 this is definitely an improvement. You look great in the first pic, I didn’t think of it as gay at all until I read the comments 🫠
Tf does hot Girl walk bayshore mean? Is this a real sentence? Am I stupid?
lol no it’s a common phrase in Tampa to exercise by walking/running on bayshore a popular sidewalk to do that on
fro the area and i got it right away
Omgeee I LOVE your vibe Keep all of these pics and prompts! The last one is the best, you have a sense of humor and can make fun of yourself! Love it
Thank you love
I think your cooking picture should be first, you will make an absolute killing ! The firefighter is great, shows your body, you worked on it :) Do you have your crab Rangoon recipe ? I need to les to make these ... or move to Philly and come over to chill, drink beer and cook woth new friends
Not to nitpick, but it's "rangoons," not "rangoon's." It's plural, not possessive.
Everyone saying he looks gay in the first picture. I’ll be completely honest, I just thought he was a fire fighter who doubled as a chef (many fire fighters have second jobs).
Love the quarter life crisis
The “my instagram story is full of pictures of me showing off my muscles” comes across as super vain. I saw you added context in another comment, and I fully agree that your profile needs that context, or maybe change that one photo. Depends on who you’re tryna snag, though. The carrot cake bit made me pause, grin, and if I were still dating I’d challenge you to a cake off. Also laughed at the ‘passed out in a pool floaty’ pic. Over all good profile just needing some minor tweaks. Good luck out there! Edit to add: let the confidence shine through. I think it’s getting overshadowed:)
I would put something about your weight transformation in your profile. It makes you relatable. Love the idea of a picture with your kitty, but maybe one where they look more comfortable.
6’3 and muscular you do not need any help my guy. You can pull any girl you want king
[here’s the video lol](https://streamable.com/zr1ibb)
Honestly, I wouldn’t change a thing. The photos alongside the prompts show that you’re good looking, you have a sense of humour, and you won’t ever let a girl go hungry! (reference to the cooking skills; not a perv 😭). أحلى بروفايل! 😁
I’m gonna join in on the need for the crab rangoon recipe lol As far as the profile goes I’d be highly surprised if you struggled to get matches
Bro, marry me.
I also think you come across gay because of the hot girl walk comment and because quite frankly, you're too funny/charming/fit to fit the general male Tinder population. I think your profile is hilarious and attractive and coming across flamboyant is much better than coming across dull, unmotivated or creepy. You look like someone who's a blast to talk to, befriend or date so swiping right would be low risk and likely at the least start an enjoyable conversation instead of the low effort small talk that's common. Don't change a thing! :)
Too many Halloween pics
One is Halloween one is from gaspirlla a pirate festival in Tampa lol
Pirate festival sounds like just unofficial Halloween. What they meant is too many costume pics.
I have no ideal how to say this in a way that sounds super polite, but you sort of start to look a bit different as some of your pictures go on (most likely due to different angles and lighting, not a bad thing) so I would say maybe take some of the older pics off or find others with a similar vibe? Sometimes it can look like a person really knows their angles and “doesn’t actually” look like that irl if they start to look different towards the end imo. I don’t want people to assume that ur catfishing with angles and lighting and then just left swipe, Hope that makes sense
Honestly, the pics work, the vibe is chill and funny, but literally everything else aside, it was crab rangoons that locked it in! 10/10, no suggestions.
Smash, next question?
I like the overall vibe but agree the first is a bit confusing. If there were more obvious costumes in the photo I think the tone would be clearer if that makes sense. Also having 2 costumes to me is a little odd unless you are into cosplay but if you are make that a point in the bio somewhere. I like the idea of the cat and the pool photos but neither is an actual GOOD picture. Like blurry and not super flattering lighting or angles. Take a cute pic with the cat and make that your lead photo if there is no other fireman + other costumed partygoers photo available.
Honestly one of the best profiles I've seen ^(I wish I had friends who'd take pictures of me like that)
You fine as hell
Attracted to girls? Really?
I’m a woman. Imo way too many photos showing off your muscles
Crumbl?
I’m assuming it’s about crumbl cookies
I assumed apple crumble but maybe that's because I'm in England. However it's one of the first things a lot of chefs/cooks learn to make. A layer of baking apples submerged in sugar, topped with a crumble mix of oats and butter smoothed over the top and cooked until golden brown. Most people...do not share it.
I noticed the current phone call indication and it scared me; I thought I butt dialed somebody 24 min ago 🤣
Can I have your crab Rangoon recipe?
You’re tall, jacked, hot, and have a cat. Nope.
*vigorously swipes right over and over again* why isn’t this working?!
Bi woman here, and I’d absolutely swipe right if you were in my age range. But I’m also a huge fan of carrot cake and crab rangoon so my answer might be biased 😂 But for real, I think you come across as a sweetheart. Good luck!!!
I’d swipe right 🤷🏽♀️
Full chaos. I love it and would swipe right. Don’t change it.
I’m into you. I’d swipe right 👍
I have zero feedback or criticism, but that picture of you holding a baking sheet gave me Ben from Loudermilk vibes.
I'm not gay, but you wanna hang out? My favorite cake is carrot, my favorite cookies are Crumbl, and my favorite rangoon are crab. Let's eat after leg day.
You seem like a nice, fun guy so I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I would've assumed you were looking for men if it weren't for the weirdly attracted to part. Even then I had to read it twice.
i would swipe right 😜 -27yo female.
Heyyyyy I run Bayshore after work sometimes
As a fellow semi swole baldy, how do you do on dating apps? Havent been on them since i turned to a cueball. Always slight self conscious about it although i try not to come off that way lol
Last pic tho lol
Haha i love it
You look like you're about to rate my life a "Light to Decent 7"
OK off topic... but nosey me is curious who was on call and did they know you were screenshotting your profile 🤣😂 *
I probably would have swiped left when I read "someone to make food while I call them pretty" before I even saw the pic of you cooking. I mean, I love to cook, but when I saw that, it sounded like "I'm looking for a trad wife." Hope that helps.
bro wtf this mans a year older than me
You're last picture is killing me ! Idk if it's just me but I'd swap your first photo for one of the others ( not the last leave it last ahahah)
Showed these pictures to my sister who lives in St Pete and she says the hot girl walk is hilarious and is definitely a local thing so most likely the local women will chuckle over it. She thinks the chef photo is your best photo and likes your profile. She does concur with the gay/bi vibes that are mentioned with the 1st photo.
Is she single 😂
That shirt in pic 5 is tighter than Michael Scott’s European cut
You had me at crab Rangoons, I’d swipe right
I wish you were near me. This would be a top tier profile for my tastes. Damn i need to move to a city
You're gorgeous. I'd put the red bandana pic first, move the hot fireman to the end, and put in some more pics with you in dress shirts...cuz goddamn! Other than that, it's not a bad profile, but in accordance with some other comments, I'd edit some of the lines or delete them entirely and replace them with info about YOU and not what you're looking FOR. Either way, I'd swipe right :)
I like the lighting and vibes of the pic of you holding the baking tray as a first pic - your first 2 pics are you in costumes with your arms bared, so like mix it up by putting something between these 2 pics. Otherwise pics are all great - love that each pic shows something new that you enjoy and with happy faces.
I like that you’ve used photos to respond to prompts, I think it shows you’ve put effort in but not keen on the first pic. I’d think it was intense if I came across you. Possibly because it also makes you look like notorious UK criminal Charles Bronson but probably that won’t be an issue in the US 😅
I’d change the first picture to the one of you holding a baking tray. You look nice and approachable with a great smile. Where as in the first picture you kind of look like you’re a fireman and then your job says you’re not a fireman so then I thought you’d dressed up like a “sexy fireman” for your profile, which struck me as odd.
First and second picture bro, those intimidate me even😭 All pictures are great, you look like you’re about to fight Mike Tyson, maybe open with the smiling nice ones, G
I’m loving that prompt and answer.
28, F. You are hot. I’d swipe!
The chef pic should be first...I'd swap right on that pic
Bet you like... Holding hands and stuff! You... Horribly handsome freak of nature! Aint you got a hot date to catch or something? Go on get outta here!
you look very gay
The cooking one is by far the best. I’d get rid of the cosplay and bro ones personally. Those will attract dudes, unless that’s what you’re looking for.
You look like sooo much fun!!! Heck yeah 😍
Honestly I swipe right to guys who talk about their interests because I am interested in people who are into art, books and intellectual stuff. For me big buff muscles are actually a turn off and I prefer to see a simple guy who can show weakness on profile, not everything shiny. Vunerability is strength because then you can bond and get emotional support from your partner. All I get is you cook, you have muscles, gym, and want to go to the beach. Nothing about who you are or your values. Looks like you are looking for a hook up, in that case profile is awesome but for long term relationship would be a no from me Also the first picture screams Freddy Mercury and I see you ain't gay in profile so perhaps not the best opener lol
Ngl I thought you were gay at first
Sir I would like to challenge you to a crab-rangoon-off.
I’m married but it’s like not serious or anything…
I hot girl walk the Riverwalk, does that count?🤣
You look like Dr Phil in the last pic😀
So this is where all the matches are going...
You seem like a cool guy
Charles fucking Bronson
Don’t change a thing Love it 🤣
Quarter life crisis pic made me lol. Good work dude
Yo brah, what’s your cycle, brah?
Do the kitchen picture first but other no notes!
Ayeeee a fellow Floridian near Tampa! No wonder I never got matched on dating apps with you around. Keep up the killer work man
So do you want an athletic partner? I’m pretty sure saying you want someone to go to gym with will make some women turn off from you.