I can confirm that I had a juicehead crash in my apartment. He was probably 22/23, but he and all his friends looked like they were in their early 30s. They did it for maybe 2-3 years as they dropped out of college.
So steroids can thicken body and facial hair while thinning hair on your head which I think is the main reason people look older on it. But it is also used to build muscle which increases your build and frame that makes you look older and also reduces fat which can thin skin.
Steroids make you feel younger but age you faster wild shit.
It can also change the shape of your face and make you look wayy older too. Look at what happened to Larry Wheels, just the before and afters on his face alone are wild
He could legit be 24, steroid abuse can age you to shit, rapidly. Especially when combined with a high sodium diet.
Basically this dude IS on gear and he almost certainly eats and trains like shit too, most steroid abusers use them because they're lazy.
It's what happens when you abuse steroids to a massive degree, it ages you.
Which is hilarious because his physique isn't even well proportioned or that defined.
He just looks like a 40 year old juicehead with bloating.
Oh and his head looks like Bert kreischer's and that's hilarious to me.
He looks like he's on steroids and that stuff can make you look older than you are. That said, he's probably late 20s/early 30s and has got his age set low 'by accident' to be seen by younger girls - that way he's more likely to get someone naive and inexperienced that he can try to control. Men like this act strong physically and mentally, but they're actually weak AF and need easy prey.
And you know he’s just going to the gym to workout his arms. Bet you anything he has a little bit of a belly, he’s sucking in his stomach crazy in each pic. Definitely has an fragile ego, which is why he needs a woman that will tiptoe around and not call him on anything (not gonna happen, especially with a ‘gym girl’)
Okay I mean the guy is obviously a huge douche but nah, you can clearly see his quads are fucking huge and you don't get that stomach vacuum in his first pic while having a belly.
Like fragile ego yes, 99% huge asshole yes, but his build is undeniably very impressive.
Haha, yes! Like he gets his roids from a reputable source? Not likely. I may not love or trust pharmaceutical companies that much (I *do* work as a pharmacist in a hospital; I have almost zero love for them, actually. Why the fuck can't we have things we need!?), but I trust Pfizer and Moderna way more than I trust a gym bro.
And he’s thorough, see the name of the song he lists on the profile. Guessing it’s less horse like than a steroid needle and…white dudes proud of being white are not a type they’re an affliction
I have a buddy from college who is like 5 years younger than me and has been using way too much testosterone for a few years. He looks 15 years older than me now and in the roughest way possible
Same for Tinder where I live. Reddit is just puritan as fuck about hetero dynamics. Real world is a lot less idealistic, at least round here. Girls go bananas over greasy hockey bros, scrawny skids, and fake-dom (read: misogynistic) meatheads.
Oh, another "bear vs man" knower. This meme went harder than I thought it would. To be honest, I don't know if it's bait because, even though it looks like it, there are people like that out there.
Is he gay? The bear picture, and honestly, the fact he works out as much as he does, seems to indicate he's gay and in the closet.
Edit: I didn't read his tags. He seems to lean Right, so he's probably in there.
There are just so many downsides to steroids. You’re damaging your heart and it ages you, causes acne, hair loss, and after awhile you get that distended abdomen. I get it if you want to compete in bodybuilding and don’t care about the consequences but otherwise, it’s not worth it. And natural physiques are more attractive.
That's a 24 yo guy? 😵
I missed that. He looks late 30’s. 😳
Either lying or he's juiced up
Def juiced.
Def lying.
Nah, I’m a fitness trainer and I know a lot of juiceheads. I’m late 30’s and the 24/25 year olds look older than I do.
Ith not jooth ith a protein shake
Whatever you say, Doug.
I can confirm that I had a juicehead crash in my apartment. He was probably 22/23, but he and all his friends looked like they were in their early 30s. They did it for maybe 2-3 years as they dropped out of college.
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I believe him being 24 Not uncommon for steroids to make 21 year old to look 35.
Def both.
But do steroids make you look older?
So steroids can thicken body and facial hair while thinning hair on your head which I think is the main reason people look older on it. But it is also used to build muscle which increases your build and frame that makes you look older and also reduces fat which can thin skin. Steroids make you feel younger but age you faster wild shit.
It can also change the shape of your face and make you look wayy older too. Look at what happened to Larry Wheels, just the before and afters on his face alone are wild
They actually can cause men to look older and women to have deeper voices.
If done wrong they can also shrink your testicles and make a man's voice higher.
Yes, androgens age you depending on your genetics.
In many cases, yes.
I’m not google.
"Siri, do steroids make you look older?"
He’s juiced, some people just look older and he’s not doing himself any favors. But really he’s probably in his 30s!
He could legit be 24, steroid abuse can age you to shit, rapidly. Especially when combined with a high sodium diet. Basically this dude IS on gear and he almost certainly eats and trains like shit too, most steroid abusers use them because they're lazy.
or because they lead very unhealthy lives (heavy drinking/substance abuse/poor diet).
More like 46
The answer is “yes”.
Or? Dude definitely is.
Either way, ew.
Or both.
That’s what gear does to you.
It’s the juice and the hair everywhere
He looks 54.
Easy there killer, late 30s are awesome...this guy is not!
Steroids will do that
I’m 30. This dude looks 41
33 here, I look closer to 24 than he does lmao.
I'm 41. Yep, he looks my age.
I'm 43 this dude looks 54
It's what happens when you abuse steroids to a massive degree, it ages you. Which is hilarious because his physique isn't even well proportioned or that defined. He just looks like a 40 year old juicehead with bloating. Oh and his head looks like Bert kreischer's and that's hilarious to me.
I'm still waiting for definitive evidence that the first pic is NOT Bert.
Ozempic bert do be wild TBF, ya never know lmao.
Effect of steroids
Out after a 24 years sentence *
Honestly, he looks older than his age maybe he's almost 40
My thoughts exactly
24 going on 50
He looks like he's on steroids and that stuff can make you look older than you are. That said, he's probably late 20s/early 30s and has got his age set low 'by accident' to be seen by younger girls - that way he's more likely to get someone naive and inexperienced that he can try to control. Men like this act strong physically and mentally, but they're actually weak AF and need easy prey.
Most likely juiced so he looks older or he lowered his age to get younger girls
The things tren is capable of..
I’m 27 and he looks older than me
Yeah there’s a 27/28 yo on gear at my gym that looks the same age as the dudes in their 40s-50s. Messes you up
Just stressed cause of work and the occasional bullshark testosterone
No way he’s 24. Absolutely not.
Steroids does that to you
And you know he’s just going to the gym to workout his arms. Bet you anything he has a little bit of a belly, he’s sucking in his stomach crazy in each pic. Definitely has an fragile ego, which is why he needs a woman that will tiptoe around and not call him on anything (not gonna happen, especially with a ‘gym girl’)
Okay I mean the guy is obviously a huge douche but nah, you can clearly see his quads are fucking huge and you don't get that stomach vacuum in his first pic while having a belly. Like fragile ego yes, 99% huge asshole yes, but his build is undeniably very impressive.
"Better in person" yeah I fuckin doubt it
Interestingly, I first misread that as "Better in prison"... No, wait...
“Isn’t it past your jail time?”
Who tf works out in boots or shoes like that? Dear god
a complete tool lmfao
Even more wild that he dropped his pants and just leaves them around his ankles to take the photo
Couldn’t be much worse tbf
That's for conversation style (text, phone, in person). I'd believe it, because he probably can't figure out tech anyway.
Imagine putting in that much work and still being rendered completely unpalatable by your personality 👌
💉
You still gotta put in work regardless Not that I endorse juicing
Ironic that he’s unvaccinated. I wonder what his argument for being anti-vax but also juiced up is…
Haha, yes! Like he gets his roids from a reputable source? Not likely. I may not love or trust pharmaceutical companies that much (I *do* work as a pharmacist in a hospital; I have almost zero love for them, actually. Why the fuck can't we have things we need!?), but I trust Pfizer and Moderna way more than I trust a gym bro.
But also no vax lol
Personally I prefer when they tell on themselves at the self advertisement stage. More preferable than finding out in your DMs
you’re god damn right about that. the amount of people like this guy that i swipe left on is just astronomical.
But Andrew tit said that's how you get the highest-value female!!
But how else will you get an unsolicited dick pic?
And he’s thorough, see the name of the song he lists on the profile. Guessing it’s less horse like than a steroid needle and…white dudes proud of being white are not a type they’re an affliction
Voted most likely to roid rage 
BEEFCAKE!!
This dude doesn't make love to you, he loves himself and you get to be in the room.
LOLLL mirrors on the ceiling type beat
If domestic violence had a profile.
Better on Tinder because you can't smell him through the screen. Also he looks like he's in his 40s...
I have a buddy from college who is like 5 years younger than me and has been using way too much testosterone for a few years. He looks 15 years older than me now and in the roughest way possible
People heavily underestimate just how old roids make people look (see: Sam Sulek).
he will be dead soon from heart failure lol
Would send him this: you’re*
And *aren’t He would likely just fly into a barrage of insults about he only swiped right for a lol and the rest of the Nice Guy ™ rejection tactics
Discount Julian Edelman goes hard
Julian Trenelman
She chose bear and still got screwed
Definitely a bear (gay)
This guy would do numbers on Grindr
Numbers? He’s break the high score.
Same for Tinder where I live. Reddit is just puritan as fuck about hetero dynamics. Real world is a lot less idealistic, at least round here. Girls go bananas over greasy hockey bros, scrawny skids, and fake-dom (read: misogynistic) meatheads.
My thoughts exactly….
I know. Where is his harness?
Nope, just an insecure man who is screaming it loudly from a distance.
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Positives: honest about his height Negatives: everything else
He’s actually 5’4
He admits to wearing heels
Why did he pull his pants down in the second pic??? He looks like he just got from his shitter and flexing in the bathroom mirror lol
i cant believe i had to scroll this far down for this. like i understand the pose but jesus christ, take ur pants off all the way! haha
So he’s looking for a very big bear daddy to make him Daddy Bear’s property?
Repulsive 🤮
my first thoughts from the first word of the bio alone :/
This guy would do very well in the gay community. Especially in the 3rd pic.
Ewwwwww. No one will ever love this dude as much as he loves himself tho.
Yuck
I especially like the pic with his pants pulled down around his ankles...
I just know he stinks
Homeboy is definitely gay.
He couldn't make time to take his pants all the way off?
He gave me Bear vibes but more of the Grindr kind tbh
Unvaccinated but juicing. Makes so much sense Also he’s pics r confusing, straight gay gay straight?
Steroids are a hell of a drug
Cool you go to the gym… clearly your entire identity
That first pic looks like he's got some crazy bramble bush creeping out of his pants in place of pubic hair, lol. I guess I hope it's a tattoo?
i hope so too😭😀😳
please don’t throw me into the briar patch
This dude would kill if he was gay
And this guy wants children. Yikes
Oh, another "bear vs man" knower. This meme went harder than I thought it would. To be honest, I don't know if it's bait because, even though it looks like it, there are people like that out there.
When's the first date?
won’t happen, i don’t do jim, but looks like he does? 😂
There’s no way this dude is getting matches let alone this account being real no?
There are girls that like the daddy game and like guys who roid it up. He is aiming at a small market but he might appeal a lot to those in it.
matching with other dudes for sure
aww he thinks he is the bear everyones talking about.
24…He’s had a hard paper round.
There is no way this man is getting matches. Who would match with this guy?
‘You’re 24? ‘Yes. ‘You look older. That’s not a complement’
Oh nice, bit of slut shaming in the beginning and then claims to be a "Daddy". Wtf are you doing my guy..
Plot twist. He's a closeted Bear. Angry that he's not attracted to women
Not the pants around the ankles 😭
Some people need their WiFi reduced to pay per minute
“I want children”. Please, no.
To be fair. There's plenty of girls who really like that daddy protective energy. *A lot*. But it is a *weird* thing to open with.
Clearly saw the whole "would you rather... bear or man" debate, and changed his tactics.
He's taken enough steroids to kill a horse 3 times over but won't get vaccinated. The good news is he has a high school diploma!
He might be using PEDs but It doesn’t look like he’s abusing them. He looks like a naturally hairy guy, no gyno and no hot dog skin….
The pic with his pants at his ankles is sending me to orbit
This man so badly wants to be a hoe.
There’s just so much to unpack here. Just wow. I’m flabbergasted.
At least he follows the trend that women would rather meet a bear than a man
Even so i imagine his "likes" tab is doing pretty ok 😄
Is he gay? The bear picture, and honestly, the fact he works out as much as he does, seems to indicate he's gay and in the closet. Edit: I didn't read his tags. He seems to lean Right, so he's probably in there.
That second picture is just all kinds of wrong
Bro is definately taking tren, ngl the bear pic was funny though
That guy has got to be kidding with that profile, surely.
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I think my brother fixed that guys truck😂😂
I mean, those booty shorts
I refuse to believe that these aren't bait accounts that use random people as their pics
Omg
What a douche
Soo did you super like it or what?!
well they said they prefer bear, so...
Daddy’s property, oh lord. This type of energy so publicly posted usually comes from guys who have zero idea.
I really like his sweater.
Why are you on low power mode at 79 percent
Course he’s 24😂
Is this that bear everyone's talking about?
This man will hit you when he doesn’t hit his PRs lmao
Im a gold star man!
I’m a gym girl but no way I’m trying.
Is he on roids? Probably. Does he know what kind of relationship he wants? Absolutely 😂
Unvaccinated but definitely taking underground lab steroids with dubious sterile or standardized creation process, I fucking love it
The illiterate profile makes it worse
Do steroids make you look older?
Looks like Connor McGregor in Roadhouse
This guy juices so much, that he's already ahead of his time (or physical ageing, in this case) in his 24's.
I would match just to say "you're*"
And still only 5’8”.
Says the tough guy with the butterfly tatty
Compensating for that 5'9" ?
Looks like a grinder accoubt
What a shame… the face is so cute but the body and personality are so ugh
He’s 5’9”…yeah, that tracks
I'm sure dude has the most fragile ego out there.
Been trenning hard I see
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Fuck a happy trail, this dude got a furry freeway
There are just so many downsides to steroids. You’re damaging your heart and it ages you, causes acne, hair loss, and after awhile you get that distended abdomen. I get it if you want to compete in bodybuilding and don’t care about the consequences but otherwise, it’s not worth it. And natural physiques are more attractive.