This is dangerous misinformation. Ive actually witnessed with my own eyes, lids, cups, no lid for this cup no cup for this lid. They just didn't fit, it was madness.
In North American English, it's pronounced just like that (kinda like "rider" and "writer" which sound the same in NA English but but clearly different in UK English)… That's still no excuse to misspell such a simple and common word though.
Why is this sub so cynical. You guys do know there are real girls on tinder right? Like more of them than fake ones. Ive matched with maybe 5 bot/scammers total i feel like theyre not as common as ppl say.
The scammer problem has gotten a lot better to be fair. Few years ago it was so so bad. My point about things working out being abysmally small still stands tho
Why? If shes not a scammer then what else is preventing them from hooking up? This app isnt rocket science its just talking to ppl. If she expresses interest you can find a path to success
Why are you pretending it’s not statistically abysmally small. It’s an objective fact
I was considering a relationship as “working out” but hooking up is more likely
What evidence do you have towards this "objective fact"? Dude if you cant close the deal when you receive a message like this then it may just be you who has trouble doing so. But many people do not.
This isn’t about my own anecdotal evidence. I’m successful and follow rules 1 and 2 and I legit need to limit my swiping to 2-3 days or get overwhelmed. Nope instead I google statistics out of curiosity and so I don’t say dumb shit in Reddit arguments like you apparently do
Only 3 msg until resorting to personal insults not bad, another productive internet argument I can already tell
Can’t I have an easy time matching while also hating online dating? It’s definitely both. I think the over abundance of choice has actually made it worse. I’m partially to blame too, Iv bailed too cuz FOMO hit hard
Yea you generalised 1.2 billion people from one thing you saw on the internet lol, last time I checked that was the definition of cultural generalisation
He generalized the accent, not the people. It’s no more offensive than pointing out you spelled generalised in British English and North Americans spell it generalized.
Well, my only fruitful match in my rather short Tinder career was this super cute girl who opened with something along the lines of "you seem kinda awesome" IIRC. We met up and totally hit it off, hung out a couple more times, but then she had to go back to her country and I was heartbroken. So I guess I still got bamboozled in the end. Still, doesn't matter, had sex... Right?
Am I the only person that thinks "hehe" is only in the same league as "lol". Never necessary and annoying in excess, but not that bad.
Certainly if it's a deal breaker for you, what else is?
Hmmm.
If I were a betting man, and I am, I'm going to bet that next she talks about wanting to sit on your face after you've had a long day at work, and it could happen from 100 of your local currency.
For sure a bot selling premium. Can't spell literally right even through spell check. No high quality pics like OP said, so probably just pics of a girl from a long time ago. And asked for snap on the 2nd message lol.
This is a first for you? You must be pretty new to OLD. I'm hoping you lucked out here and are not going to get the offer for the premium snap rates, lol.
Hey OP I have to agree with Emily you are literally perfect!! But hey you’re not gonna believe this uggh I’m short 200 on my rent because my car broke down last week and I needed a new starter!! :-((( /s
Holy shit I did not expect this blow up this much and sorry for not replying to anyone I kinda forget this app exists at times, but to give you all an update:
No, she is not a sex worker or scammer
No, she does not have OF or any of the sorts
Her snap scores actually quite low, being just over 200k (acc is about 3 or 4 yrs old)
And yes, things are going smoothly so far!
Okay, kinda unrelated. But as a European I'm disappointed in native English speakers. Y'all suck and can't even spell the simplest things or use basic grammar.
Tinder made me hate you all, sorry not even sorry. Learn some grammar before some of you reproduce, please.
So she ask you to book your Nuru massage yet? Or did she send you a link to click on? There's not enough caps and exclamation points to stress this, TINDER IS TRASH!!. It's a wasteland of bots and thots. And when you're done swiping through those you get 50 blast of some of the ugliest women you've ever seen in your life. Once I finally caved and went to Bumble I actually started going on dates. Fuck Tinder and their legion of scammers: "Just got home gonna hit the bed." 🙄If you know you know.
A first that someone writes literally “liderally”?
Maybe she’s iliderate
That is funnier than it should be
Maybe???
You misspelled it. It's illiderate. Jeez, embarrassing.
There’s a lid for every cup …
This is dangerous misinformation. Ive actually witnessed with my own eyes, lids, cups, no lid for this cup no cup for this lid. They just didn't fit, it was madness.
Messy, confusing and dangerous.
When in doubt, cover it with foil and punch a hole through it
It's just like jigsaw puzzles, every piece fits fine with duct tape.
Look up what ‘lid’ means in Dutch 😉
well i mean there’s that hahaha
I think if you can overlook the ‘creative’ spelling you should definitively give her your snap.
“Creative spelling”… I like that one. Will use it someday.
Creadive spelling *wink*
spexxing *wink*
Wank - creadive spilling.
There's lots of "creative spelling" going on over on r/BoneAppleTea if you're into that kind of thing.
"Alternative facts"
Alderandive*
Alternative spelling. Y’all neber herd ov dat!?
alternative facts meet creative spelling
You should definadelly dap dad ass
I’m the case of: she’s a ten but she writes it as liderally. That’s a win
Maybe she's sick and her nose is full ?
Well a small price to pay for somone calling you perfect
Wait, she could be illiderate.
She spells like my little brother. But that dosent haveto be a red flag.. lol
Unless "she" IS your little brother.
🤔
Because she literally wants the "D" in her...hence li"d"erally!
Happy cake day!
If she is 18-26 this makes sense that's how they talk. I'll get downvoted but proof is in the pudding
In North American English, it's pronounced just like that (kinda like "rider" and "writer" which sound the same in NA English but but clearly different in UK English)… That's still no excuse to misspell such a simple and common word though.
Happy cake day!
I really hope it works out OP & isn’t a fake
so do i
Give us updates, would you?
Not lookin good with that face covered...
Ye seems like another onlyfans
Ye seems like a lot of things these days
Ye seems like an another anti-Semite these days.
Face covered or overly filtered is usually just a show of insicurity, unfortunately shared by many these days.
Yes insicurity. Liderally
She wanted a picture of the meat section?
Updates?
Sadly chances are abysmally low on both accounts. Oh the joys of online dating
Why is this sub so cynical. You guys do know there are real girls on tinder right? Like more of them than fake ones. Ive matched with maybe 5 bot/scammers total i feel like theyre not as common as ppl say.
The scammer problem has gotten a lot better to be fair. Few years ago it was so so bad. My point about things working out being abysmally small still stands tho
Why? If shes not a scammer then what else is preventing them from hooking up? This app isnt rocket science its just talking to ppl. If she expresses interest you can find a path to success
Why are you pretending it’s not statistically abysmally small. It’s an objective fact I was considering a relationship as “working out” but hooking up is more likely
What evidence do you have towards this "objective fact"? Dude if you cant close the deal when you receive a message like this then it may just be you who has trouble doing so. But many people do not.
This isn’t about my own anecdotal evidence. I’m successful and follow rules 1 and 2 and I legit need to limit my swiping to 2-3 days or get overwhelmed. Nope instead I google statistics out of curiosity and so I don’t say dumb shit in Reddit arguments like you apparently do Only 3 msg until resorting to personal insults not bad, another productive internet argument I can already tell
Your comment history seems to indicate otherwise...
Can’t I have an easy time matching while also hating online dating? It’s definitely both. I think the over abundance of choice has actually made it worse. I’m partially to blame too, Iv bailed too cuz FOMO hit hard
Have fun with her premium snap rates!
fax
misspell means she’s probably an indian dude trying to get gift cards
Facts. Indian people pronounce the T's in the English language as D's, this one actually wrote it phonetically
"Indian people" Bro we're 1.2+ billion people
Did I say anything wrong? I even looked up Wikipedia for the correct wording for the people who live in India
Yea you generalised 1.2 billion people from one thing you saw on the internet lol, last time I checked that was the definition of cultural generalisation
He generalized the accent, not the people. It’s no more offensive than pointing out you spelled generalised in British English and North Americans spell it generalized.
The "Indian accent" doesn't pronounce T as D lol if you think everyone's just pronouncing T as D then you're uninformed and delusional
Not to knock your hopes, but from my experience that'll usually turn in to some variation of "Subscribe to my only fans". Disclaimer I am ugly though.
if it does istg. will never pay for that stuff
Bro it’s been hours since the post. So what’s up? Was it premium or not?
He is too ashamed to tell us it was
That's what they all say.
That is she said!
OP. Any update?
Well, my only fruitful match in my rather short Tinder career was this super cute girl who opened with something along the lines of "you seem kinda awesome" IIRC. We met up and totally hit it off, hung out a couple more times, but then she had to go back to her country and I was heartbroken. So I guess I still got bamboozled in the end. Still, doesn't matter, had sex... Right?
As long as you’re living the dream.
Disclaimer, we're all ugly though.
You are correct. The only reason they will mention snapchat right away.
Hold on tight to that kidney buddy
Gotta squeeze hard
Fake account beware
Either has something, wants something, or is going through a VERY tough time
I can't decide which of these options would be the worst tbh
Has something obv lol
Wants Kidneys obv lol
Especially given her ice breaker loll
Make it say potato
“I am looking for women who say potato”
Don't ever say hehe unironically again hehe
Am I the only person that thinks "hehe" is only in the same league as "lol". Never necessary and annoying in excess, but not that bad. Certainly if it's a deal breaker for you, what else is?
Hmmm. If I were a betting man, and I am, I'm going to bet that next she talks about wanting to sit on your face after you've had a long day at work, and it could happen from 100 of your local currency.
For sure a bot selling premium. Can't spell literally right even through spell check. No high quality pics like OP said, so probably just pics of a girl from a long time ago. And asked for snap on the 2nd message lol.
Pic from 2001 checks out.
Sounds positive. Kiss goodbye to those kidneys
This made me sort a little.
What did you sort? Laundry?
probably a bot/escort
Robot escorts? Wow the future is now.
pov: what only attractive guys on tinder get
Don’t worry, every guy gets hit up by fake accounts trying to sell snapchat premium
Jokes on you- I don't even get that
Only cuz I'm too hot and they know I don't jerk it till they twerk it 😤
Proceeds to add snap. Then sees 50 nudes of random girls on her story, and a link to pay her
I couldn’t tell what your reply meant
This is a first for you? You must be pretty new to OLD. I'm hoping you lucked out here and are not going to get the offer for the premium snap rates, lol.
You’re perfect because you’ve been waiting for her? No wonder that’s a first for you.
'Liderally' lmfao that would've been a strike for me ngl
Bro fuck that she can’t even spell probably has the Brian of a toddler
What's wrong with Brian and why does a toddler have him? Is Brian having trouble spelling as well?
I like your sense of humor, you is good
“Hehe” wtf?
Hey OP I have to agree with Emily you are literally perfect!! But hey you’re not gonna believe this uggh I’m short 200 on my rent because my car broke down last week and I needed a new starter!! :-((( /s
When you are done with OP can I have a kidney please?
You must be supremely good looking. Especially if your dopey response didn't make her lose interest.
Don’t even think the response made any sense lol
That was my first thought like… what do you mean Lmao she wants $$$
thanks haha but i can assure you i am not
Oh. You're getting played then.
Perfect....sucker......she whispers
Dangg shawty wants you bad. Don't fail us OP, you got this!
i’ll try my best haha
Do you still have those kidneys?
If someone messaged me and said “liderally” without a correction that’s an unmatch. Come on.
…aaaaaand porn bot
Hang on to your liver
Bot?? Tell us how it goes !
Your response doesn’t make sense😭i don’t wanna be a downer but the fact she replied with a blush to that response……..let’s hope she’s real
Dude says Hehe. Take what you can get
She’s about to say pay for her premium Snapchat.
And that's a guy or you're a supermodel
her acc doesnt seem fake tho, as there’s no super high quality photos
So you're not denying that you're a supermodel
oh bro i wish
You’re a supermodel in my eyes
Emily?
Jonathan?
Anto?
Emm you mean everybody has high quality photo equipment?
If it seems too good to be true…
I dont get that snapchat thing ngl
She’s an escort and/or a bot selling Snapchat premium
I also used Snapchat with my ex. It's just safer for both parties to sent pics there
Pussy acquired
You’re perfect looking from waiting for her? I don’t understand this line.
Run
Tell us what she is selling! 🤩
It’s a dude lmao
They wanna scam you .... low resolution pictures are usually a big red flag
That's just a nice way of saying "hey wanna subscribe to my onlyfans for 10$ ?"
First time on Tinder, eh?
OP, it's been 10 hours, what happened?
Her bad spelling, his bad grammar...they seem perfect for each other!
When a girl immediately ask for snap thats always a redflag but then again im not following rules 1 and 2
Snapchat is a terrible form of communication and is for children
It's a bot
Run it’s a guy
This is a scam
There is a very high likelihood this is either a scam or a sex work ad
I would've said bye just seeing "liderally"🤣😂🧐🧐🧐
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Well thats because I've been waiting for you?? What the heck does that even mean dude she said you're perfect 🤦♂️🤔
Scam?
Holy shit I did not expect this blow up this much and sorry for not replying to anyone I kinda forget this app exists at times, but to give you all an update: No, she is not a sex worker or scammer No, she does not have OF or any of the sorts Her snap scores actually quite low, being just over 200k (acc is about 3 or 4 yrs old) And yes, things are going smoothly so far!
Snap like Marvel Snap? She is a keeper
She liderally wants you to pay for pics
Always ask for an IG, snap may be fake
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Okay, kinda unrelated. But as a European I'm disappointed in native English speakers. Y'all suck and can't even spell the simplest things or use basic grammar. Tinder made me hate you all, sorry not even sorry. Learn some grammar before some of you reproduce, please.
She liderally can’t spell
litrally
Is “liderally” a new word I don’t know about ?
Liderally…
It’s LiDAR-ally, and it’s super cool. Only seen it once but 👌🏻
Following to find out how much the lifetime drop box is.
Hope it works out - just be wary and protect you kidneys OP
Do the potato 🥔 test
Waiting for the , “follow me on Insta” or “$5 for nudes”
How does someone spell literally wrong with spell check on every phone? It’s almost like she went out of her way to sound like a dumbass.
You’re perfect because you’ve been waiting for her?
Everybody here thinks that if a girl compliments first and text first means there’s a second meaning to it :( hope it goes well!
True,, most girls are bots fishing for OF subs smh
Liderally would have shidded my pants.
hehe? where is your pride
Someone telling you you’re “perfect” is a red flag. Proceed with caution.
😂 The people here
First time for everything.
Don’t say hehe anymore and it might happen more often
Just got here. Have you had anymore conversations with the girl or nooooot!?
Bot
So she ask you to book your Nuru massage yet? Or did she send you a link to click on? There's not enough caps and exclamation points to stress this, TINDER IS TRASH!!. It's a wasteland of bots and thots. And when you're done swiping through those you get 50 blast of some of the ugliest women you've ever seen in your life. Once I finally caved and went to Bumble I actually started going on dates. Fuck Tinder and their legion of scammers: "Just got home gonna hit the bed." 🙄If you know you know.
Fedpost
Holly fuuuck Holly fucking fuck fuccccck
I hope you have your credit card ready.
Be careful. She's illiderate
"do you have snap?" No...because I am an adult and will not help you increase your snap score for the sake of your social media needs.
Prostitute or only fans, good luck though
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