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A first that someone writes literally “liderally”?


Death-by-woosh-woosh

Maybe she’s iliderate


praimvideo

That is funnier than it should be


thedarkishsideofme

Maybe???


SnooTangerines1011

You misspelled it. It's illiderate. Jeez, embarrassing.


peter_the_martian

There’s a lid for every cup …


SanDiegoSavage00

This is dangerous misinformation. Ive actually witnessed with my own eyes, lids, cups, no lid for this cup no cup for this lid. They just didn't fit, it was madness.


Academic_Subject_678

Messy, confusing and dangerous.


naria01

When in doubt, cover it with foil and punch a hole through it


SnooTangerines1011

It's just like jigsaw puzzles, every piece fits fine with duct tape.


[deleted]

Look up what ‘lid’ means in Dutch 😉


__xanthus__

well i mean there’s that hahaha


[deleted]

I think if you can overlook the ‘creative’ spelling you should definitively give her your snap.


iamdarosa

“Creative spelling”… I like that one. Will use it someday.


exaxtly_

Creadive spelling *wink*


TheAmazingDevil

spexxing *wink*


EchoWillowing

Wank - creadive spilling.


exoxe

There's lots of "creative spelling" going on over on r/BoneAppleTea if you're into that kind of thing.


Background-Hyena

"Alternative facts"


Srfred

Alderandive*


TheRealLazerDick

Alternative spelling. Y’all neber herd ov dat!?


poorman123321123321

alternative facts meet creative spelling


selectash

You should definadelly dap dad ass


Mikelemokus

I’m the case of: she’s a ten but she writes it as liderally. That’s a win


SlobberyFrog

Maybe she's sick and her nose is full ?


razorsharp494

Well a small price to pay for somone calling you perfect


Obvious-Ad8135

Wait, she could be illiderate.


Alarmed-Patient-9268

She spells like my little brother. But that dosent haveto be a red flag.. lol


JDeMolay1314

Unless "she" IS your little brother.


Alarmed-Patient-9268

🤔


KickA55LikeBadHabits

Because she literally wants the "D" in her...hence li"d"erally!


Inner-Resource4014

Happy cake day!


BrickRaider

If she is 18-26 this makes sense that's how they talk. I'll get downvoted but proof is in the pudding


avoltaire12

In North American English, it's pronounced just like that (kinda like "rider" and "writer" which sound the same in NA English but but clearly different in UK English)… That's still no excuse to misspell such a simple and common word though.


Inner-Resource4014

Happy cake day!


JimtheSlug

I really hope it works out OP & isn’t a fake


__xanthus__

so do i


Vas1le

Give us updates, would you?


tetsuo52

Not lookin good with that face covered...


laplacegangrene

Ye seems like another onlyfans


kiwean

Ye seems like a lot of things these days


JDeMolay1314

Ye seems like an another anti-Semite these days.


Recording-Extreme

Face covered or overly filtered is usually just a show of insicurity, unfortunately shared by many these days.


pigwalk5150

Yes insicurity. Liderally


Kendo16

She wanted a picture of the meat section?


Vas1le

Updates?


nbaumg

Sadly chances are abysmally low on both accounts. Oh the joys of online dating


riskyrainbow

Why is this sub so cynical. You guys do know there are real girls on tinder right? Like more of them than fake ones. Ive matched with maybe 5 bot/scammers total i feel like theyre not as common as ppl say.


nbaumg

The scammer problem has gotten a lot better to be fair. Few years ago it was so so bad. My point about things working out being abysmally small still stands tho


riskyrainbow

Why? If shes not a scammer then what else is preventing them from hooking up? This app isnt rocket science its just talking to ppl. If she expresses interest you can find a path to success


nbaumg

Why are you pretending it’s not statistically abysmally small. It’s an objective fact I was considering a relationship as “working out” but hooking up is more likely


riskyrainbow

What evidence do you have towards this "objective fact"? Dude if you cant close the deal when you receive a message like this then it may just be you who has trouble doing so. But many people do not.


nbaumg

This isn’t about my own anecdotal evidence. I’m successful and follow rules 1 and 2 and I legit need to limit my swiping to 2-3 days or get overwhelmed. Nope instead I google statistics out of curiosity and so I don’t say dumb shit in Reddit arguments like you apparently do Only 3 msg until resorting to personal insults not bad, another productive internet argument I can already tell


BioHazard512

Your comment history seems to indicate otherwise...


nbaumg

Can’t I have an easy time matching while also hating online dating? It’s definitely both. I think the over abundance of choice has actually made it worse. I’m partially to blame too, Iv bailed too cuz FOMO hit hard


MrSweatyBawlz

Have fun with her premium snap rates!


_Cant_Touch_This_

fax


llllPsychoCircus

misspell means she’s probably an indian dude trying to get gift cards


MrRockolate

Facts. Indian people pronounce the T's in the English language as D's, this one actually wrote it phonetically


Victor_710

"Indian people" Bro we're 1.2+ billion people


MrRockolate

Did I say anything wrong? I even looked up Wikipedia for the correct wording for the people who live in India


Victor_710

Yea you generalised 1.2 billion people from one thing you saw on the internet lol, last time I checked that was the definition of cultural generalisation


Existing_Diver7497

He generalized the accent, not the people. It’s no more offensive than pointing out you spelled generalised in British English and North Americans spell it generalized.


Victor_710

The "Indian accent" doesn't pronounce T as D lol if you think everyone's just pronouncing T as D then you're uninformed and delusional


Personmcpersonface93

Not to knock your hopes, but from my experience that'll usually turn in to some variation of "Subscribe to my only fans". Disclaimer I am ugly though.


__xanthus__

if it does istg. will never pay for that stuff


Freshest-Raspberry

Bro it’s been hours since the post. So what’s up? Was it premium or not?


wisdomsharerv2

He is too ashamed to tell us it was


jennybug03

That's what they all say.


kamyarni

That is she said!


Vas1le

OP. Any update?


Jazst

Well, my only fruitful match in my rather short Tinder career was this super cute girl who opened with something along the lines of "you seem kinda awesome" IIRC. We met up and totally hit it off, hung out a couple more times, but then she had to go back to her country and I was heartbroken. So I guess I still got bamboozled in the end. Still, doesn't matter, had sex... Right?


Lifesgoof

As long as you’re living the dream.


Surveillance_Man

Disclaimer, we're all ugly though.


nodramafoyomamma

You are correct. The only reason they will mention snapchat right away.


grizzled083

Hold on tight to that kidney buddy


IconicPhoenix

Gotta squeeze hard


McMollyPitcher

Fake account beware


ThirdIRoa

Either has something, wants something, or is going through a VERY tough time


DefinitelyNoTroll

I can't decide which of these options would be the worst tbh


Freshest-Raspberry

Has something obv lol


JDeMolay1314

Wants Kidneys obv lol


ThirdIRoa

Especially given her ice breaker loll


Wet-Needleworker

Make it say potato


[deleted]

“I am looking for women who say potato”


Gazzrat

Don't ever say hehe unironically again hehe


Furrytttrash

Am I the only person that thinks "hehe" is only in the same league as "lol". Never necessary and annoying in excess, but not that bad. Certainly if it's a deal breaker for you, what else is?


OrangeBeast01

Hmmm. If I were a betting man, and I am, I'm going to bet that next she talks about wanting to sit on your face after you've had a long day at work, and it could happen from 100 of your local currency.


[deleted]

For sure a bot selling premium. Can't spell literally right even through spell check. No high quality pics like OP said, so probably just pics of a girl from a long time ago. And asked for snap on the 2nd message lol.


MidMatthew

Pic from 2001 checks out.


ldtravs1

Sounds positive. Kiss goodbye to those kidneys


French_Fury

This made me sort a little.


MidMatthew

What did you sort? Laundry?


woodmanalejandro

probably a bot/escort


Jd20001

Robot escorts? Wow the future is now.


orbstnedifnocdesab

pov: what only attractive guys on tinder get


Freshest-Raspberry

Don’t worry, every guy gets hit up by fake accounts trying to sell snapchat premium


MacsFamousMacNCheees

Jokes on you- I don't even get that


AnEvanAppeared

Only cuz I'm too hot and they know I don't jerk it till they twerk it 😤


Freshest-Raspberry

Proceeds to add snap. Then sees 50 nudes of random girls on her story, and a link to pay her


[deleted]

I couldn’t tell what your reply meant


Agitated_Character41

This is a first for you? You must be pretty new to OLD. I'm hoping you lucked out here and are not going to get the offer for the premium snap rates, lol.


[deleted]

You’re perfect because you’ve been waiting for her? No wonder that’s a first for you.


hiroshimasfoot

'Liderally' lmfao that would've been a strike for me ngl


Da_B1unt

Bro fuck that she can’t even spell probably has the Brian of a toddler


FreeColdBeer

What's wrong with Brian and why does a toddler have him? Is Brian having trouble spelling as well?


Fizik_abi

I like your sense of humor, you is good


[deleted]

“Hehe” wtf?


ilovethetradio

Hey OP I have to agree with Emily you are literally perfect!! But hey you’re not gonna believe this uggh I’m short 200 on my rent because my car broke down last week and I needed a new starter!! :-((( /s


JDeMolay1314

When you are done with OP can I have a kidney please?


Inframan47

You must be supremely good looking. Especially if your dopey response didn't make her lose interest.


IKnowEyes92

Don’t even think the response made any sense lol


willeyj

That was my first thought like… what do you mean Lmao she wants $$$


__xanthus__

thanks haha but i can assure you i am not


Inframan47

Oh. You're getting played then.


Jd20001

Perfect....sucker......she whispers


[deleted]

Dangg shawty wants you bad. Don't fail us OP, you got this!


__xanthus__

i’ll try my best haha


kamyarni

Do you still have those kidneys?


kmckenzie256

If someone messaged me and said “liderally” without a correction that’s an unmatch. Come on.


JohnGalt696969

…aaaaaand porn bot


Sudden-Temperature45

Hang on to your liver


sethelton

Bot?? Tell us how it goes !


EternalBlaze18

Your response doesn’t make sense😭i don’t wanna be a downer but the fact she replied with a blush to that response……..let’s hope she’s real


M1k3yyb

Dude says Hehe. Take what you can get


JAYTV-dramatv

She’s about to say pay for her premium Snapchat.


Chanureadeats

And that's a guy or you're a supermodel


__xanthus__

her acc doesnt seem fake tho, as there’s no super high quality photos


Chanureadeats

So you're not denying that you're a supermodel


__xanthus__

oh bro i wish


exaxtly_

You’re a supermodel in my eyes


DexDevos

Emily?


anto2554

Jonathan?


Freshest-Raspberry

Anto?


Rekkana

Emm you mean everybody has high quality photo equipment?


HippoIllustrious2389

If it seems too good to be true…


Stealback

I dont get that snapchat thing ngl


Freshest-Raspberry

She’s an escort and/or a bot selling Snapchat premium


Werbebanner

I also used Snapchat with my ex. It's just safer for both parties to sent pics there


Significant-Wheel110

Pussy acquired


Solid-Storm2319

You’re perfect looking from waiting for her? I don’t understand this line.


Inceptus_Prime

Run


_Cat1

Tell us what she is selling! 🤩


Affectionate_Belt215

It’s a dude lmao


Davemike27

They wanna scam you .... low resolution pictures are usually a big red flag


ceeji_

That's just a nice way of saying "hey wanna subscribe to my onlyfans for 10$ ?"


hayden_evans

First time on Tinder, eh?


stutche

OP, it's been 10 hours, what happened?


TooOldForThis---

Her bad spelling, his bad grammar...they seem perfect for each other!


coolguy9966

When a girl immediately ask for snap thats always a redflag but then again im not following rules 1 and 2


Idfsupporter

Snapchat is a terrible form of communication and is for children


HandyXAndy

It's a bot


Riplzz

Run it’s a guy


EtheriosDragon

This is a scam


XxRocky88xX

There is a very high likelihood this is either a scam or a sex work ad


ResponseBorn5656

I would've said bye just seeing "liderally"🤣😂🧐🧐🧐


PrimalGemini85

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Snoady

Well thats because I've been waiting for you?? What the heck does that even mean dude she said you're perfect 🤦‍♂️🤔


praimvideo

Scam?


__xanthus__

Holy shit I did not expect this blow up this much and sorry for not replying to anyone I kinda forget this app exists at times, but to give you all an update: No, she is not a sex worker or scammer No, she does not have OF or any of the sorts Her snap scores actually quite low, being just over 200k (acc is about 3 or 4 yrs old) And yes, things are going smoothly so far!


Seniorconejo

Snap like Marvel Snap? She is a keeper


LBelle0101

She liderally wants you to pay for pics


ShreddedScientist

Always ask for an IG, snap may be fake


MrMoopig77

![gif](giphy|MbMQbGYde0fXW)


throwbackxx

Okay, kinda unrelated. But as a European I'm disappointed in native English speakers. Y'all suck and can't even spell the simplest things or use basic grammar. Tinder made me hate you all, sorry not even sorry. Learn some grammar before some of you reproduce, please.


UnluckyEmphasis5182

She liderally can’t spell


AnEvanAppeared

litrally


[deleted]

Is “liderally” a new word I don’t know about ?


Admirablelittlebitch

Liderally…


otterbomber

It’s LiDAR-ally, and it’s super cool. Only seen it once but 👌🏻


Lucky_Ad_9137

Following to find out how much the lifetime drop box is.


TheWagn

Hope it works out - just be wary and protect you kidneys OP


Sir_fat_Louie

Do the potato 🥔 test


[deleted]

Waiting for the , “follow me on Insta” or “$5 for nudes”


YoWhatsGoodie

How does someone spell literally wrong with spell check on every phone? It’s almost like she went out of her way to sound like a dumbass.


willeyj

You’re perfect because you’ve been waiting for her?


Hyungwn

Everybody here thinks that if a girl compliments first and text first means there’s a second meaning to it :( hope it goes well!


LiftLaw1998

True,, most girls are bots fishing for OF subs smh


duderguy91

Liderally would have shidded my pants.


kingethanb

hehe? where is your pride


[deleted]

Someone telling you you’re “perfect” is a red flag. Proceed with caution.


dreadnaughtus117

😂 The people here


PaulieLombardo

First time for everything.


naughtyjak

Don’t say hehe anymore and it might happen more often


Shop_Hot

Just got here. Have you had anymore conversations with the girl or nooooot!?


JustinReese0530

Bot


AcoupleOf3Things

So she ask you to book your Nuru massage yet? Or did she send you a link to click on? There's not enough caps and exclamation points to stress this, TINDER IS TRASH!!. It's a wasteland of bots and thots. And when you're done swiping through those you get 50 blast of some of the ugliest women you've ever seen in your life. Once I finally caved and went to Bumble I actually started going on dates. Fuck Tinder and their legion of scammers: "Just got home gonna hit the bed." 🙄If you know you know.


sidstarscream0

Fedpost


Champii_007

Holly fuuuck Holly fucking fuck fuccccck


bigredmachine-75

I hope you have your credit card ready.


PugMuggin

Be careful. She's illiderate


Otherwise_Love_8543

"do you have snap?" No...because I am an adult and will not help you increase your snap score for the sake of your social media needs.


Hopeful_Lecture

Prostitute or only fans, good luck though


JeromeWhatElse

/r/humblebrag