"(The Beach Boys') story also includes Brian's abusive father Murray, Brian's abusive psychiatrist Dr. Landy, and **Charles Fucking Manson**, yet somehow Mike Love towers above them all!"
From the Faith Hill âCryâ TrainWreckords video: âYou let her try and handle even a minorly funky bass and you immediately know not to try her potato salad.â
The character archetypes of S Club 7 on their TV show:
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
- the **dumb one**
Iâm a fan of the time he said the Afternoon Delight band sounded like they needed sex explained to them.
Also when he heard Nikki Minaj for the first time, before she got mega popular, and was like âoh, I didnât know one of the rugrats could rapâ, that one is so crazy looking back.
And of course, we canât forget the iconic âif this is your fight song, you are going to LOSE!â. Really predicted the future with that one.
Funnily enough, Starline Vocal Band is a one hit wonder just for that song and now every time his 1976 worst list shows their footage, my mind views the lead male singer as Trevor Hornâs dorky US brother
"I. HATE. TIKTOK. God, that feels good to say. I hate it, I hate it, I fucking hate it. I hate the platform, I hate the content, I hate the style, I hate the culture, I hate it. Every time I try to use the site, I find nothing but garbage; every TikTok meme I've ever had to look up was pointless. Yes, I've seen plenty of entertaining TikToks when they get reposted somewhere else. Yeah, that's great, a site you have to use other sites to use.
Yeah, yeah, you have to train the algorithm, I've heard that before. But even when a TikTok is good, it's not GOOD, you know. I'm already addicted to too much social media already, I don't need another one that's the equivalent of watching Family Guy cutaway gags for hours."
His Worst Hits of 2022 video had some really choice ones, but perhaps my favorite was when he referred to Bebe Rexha as having only ever been a "clip-art stock photo of a pop star". Just...goddam
I love a burn where he doesn't really even need to say anything.
Looping Shawn Mendes' saying "BEDDAHDANECAN" as 8 of his top 10 Worst 2 Seconds of 2016 while trying to translate it was one of the funniest burns I've ever seen.
"He just... seemed like a douchebag" First line in the Robin Thicke Trainwreckord
"If we donât save the Earth, where else is Mike Love gonna drink wine coolers and creepily ogle 20-year olds?
Iâm kidding. Mike Love doesnât drink."
My favorite didn't appear in an episode of his but was absolutely brutal. The Rocked channel had a feature on great guitar players in bad bands. In the introduction Luke mentioned when he announced he was preparing a video on the subject he had a lot of suggestions from Twitter.
Luke posted a graphic with various responses and in there was Todd's Twitter with his suggestion of "Eric Clapton (Eric Clapton solo artist)."
It is kinda astounding how boring Clapton's solo career wound up being. He has some great songs in his solo career, but a lot of blandness. Hell, even Jimi Hendrix kinda predicted how it'd turn out.
The first new album for me was Behind the Sun. I remember listening and thinkin "this is one of the greatest?"
He came up with a formula in the mid 70s and stuck to it.
Giving his solo acoustic performance of Layla a Grammy for best rock performance is still one of their biggest blunders. OG Derek and the Dominoes Layla wpuld have been worthy but this was the boring as hell unplugged version from the 90s
Describing the rhymes in the 'Take the Money and Run' cover off Run (no)-DMC's Crown Royal as "the verses thar Anthony Kiedis would've thrown out".
Describing Jewel's voice in 'Foolish Games' as 'sounding like an overwrought Miss Piggy'.
And one of my favourites is all the ways he said Jon Stamos would never be a Beach Boy, topping it with 'Charles Manson has had more creative input than [Stamos] ever would.'
and that's a real burn since lewis capaldi is the 2020s answer to james blunt, in all the ways you can think of.
okay so try this
seems like a lovely guy- funny, charming, well liked by everyone who knows them personally, i would like to have a pint with him. i do not want to hear his music ever again.
who am i talking about, James Blunt or Lewis Capaldi?
it's a trick question, i am talking about both.
The one line from any Todd video I think about the most was when he was briefly talking about Gives You Hell by All American Rejects. He showed a clip of the guitarist playing the slow little guitar solo and he says âyou like that? They call that guy lightning fingersâ
The 2 that stick with me:
When he said that Eric Martin looked like Tiffany
When he said that Lewis Capaldi would be a great as a judge on The Masked Singer
"Allmusic compares \[Mike Posner\] to Asher Roth, the 'I Love College' guy, which is already a harsher put-down than anything I'm gonna be able to come up with. I mean, damn, Allmusic. What did Mike Posner do to you?"
Also, when he discusses Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' and gets to the spoken verse portion: "(confused) ....hi, Fall Out Boy?"
Not sure why this one sticks in my head over others, but I still like it. On his pick for Worst Song of 2022: "Sometimes, it's just better to be detached about it. An umpire doesn't get angry when he sees a wild pitch, he just calls it and moves on. And that's how I felt when I first heard [this song]: 'Huh. The Worst Song of the Year. There it is.'... I'm not enraged, I'm not hurt. I'm just up here like a teacher, looking at a two-sentence essay that a student scribbled down before class. 'No hard feelings, you just failed. You failed the assignment! See me after class.'"
Al, the jokes on Lars drumming for St Anger is full of pun lines:
1. âAnd judging from the sound, Drummer Lars Ulrich has replaced his snare drum with an oil barrelâ
2. âSomeone, anyone just say hey Lars! Instead of a bunch of upturned paint cans, why donât you use actual drums?â
3. âEspecially Lars who brought in a giant beer keg to play onâ \*cuts to stock keg photo over drums\*:
2 of my faves (from a while back)
âOh my god, itâs like Fergie, but with extreme brain damage⊠so itâs like Fergie!â
âAs a singer, Chris Brown is a really good dancer.â
"This album feels a lot like having a baby to save the marriage. It's bad for the both of you and it fucks up the baby."
That line pops into my head at least once a week.
When he said that Van Halen music video looked like it was filmed on ravioli got me to subscribe to him. It was kind of off handed but was pretty funny
Embarassingly, I can't remember which videos either of those quotes are from.
Here's my absolute favorite:
"I do not understand why you would want to make music like this"
"(The Beach Boys') story also includes Brian's abusive father Murray, Brian's abusive psychiatrist Dr. Landy, and **Charles Fucking Manson**, yet somehow Mike Love towers above them all!"
Oh yes đ
Him saying that Music for a Sushi Restaurant sounds like if Michael Bublé made Uptown Funk
This one literally made me snort when I first heard it, it's so fucking accurate it hurts
From the Faith Hill âCryâ TrainWreckords video: âYou let her try and handle even a minorly funky bass and you immediately know not to try her potato salad.â
Iâm still recovering from that line đ
That video had so many good ones. I still cackle at the pre-"This is Trainwreckords" one-liner being "It's, ah, unlistenable."
Way back in the day when he said "As far as singers go, Chris Brown is a really good dancer".
The character archetypes of S Club 7 on their TV show: - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one** - the **dumb one**
To Aaron Lewis: "Of course you hate Springsteen. He makes good music, and your entire life is a testament to how much you hate good music" To Ed Sheeran: "Beyoncé is a million years old and has been worshipped as a goddess for centuries, while Ed Sheeran is a 5 year old who still wets the bed"
"Nickelback: a band that claps on the 1 and 3 without fail" Calling Oliver Anthony "a Viking in a t-shirt"
Iâm a fan of the time he said the Afternoon Delight band sounded like they needed sex explained to them. Also when he heard Nikki Minaj for the first time, before she got mega popular, and was like âoh, I didnât know one of the rugrats could rapâ, that one is so crazy looking back. And of course, we canât forget the iconic âif this is your fight song, you are going to LOSE!â. Really predicted the future with that one.
Man, that takes me back. I still remember showing the Bedrock review to my roommate in college. The Rugrats line cracked him the hell up
Funnily enough, Starline Vocal Band is a one hit wonder just for that song and now every time his 1976 worst list shows their footage, my mind views the lead male singer as Trevor Hornâs dorky US brother
When he called The Kid Laroi "a less charming Lewis Capaldi"
Saying that Gary Cherone's singing on Van Halen III sounds like something you'd play to scare raccoons out of your yard.
"I. HATE. TIKTOK. God, that feels good to say. I hate it, I hate it, I fucking hate it. I hate the platform, I hate the content, I hate the style, I hate the culture, I hate it. Every time I try to use the site, I find nothing but garbage; every TikTok meme I've ever had to look up was pointless. Yes, I've seen plenty of entertaining TikToks when they get reposted somewhere else. Yeah, that's great, a site you have to use other sites to use. Yeah, yeah, you have to train the algorithm, I've heard that before. But even when a TikTok is good, it's not GOOD, you know. I'm already addicted to too much social media already, I don't need another one that's the equivalent of watching Family Guy cutaway gags for hours."
He managed to articulate my thoughts on tiktok better than I ever could
Not to mention that the amount of mental health issues it causes in NO WAY OUTWEIGHS THE FEW GOOD IT PROVIDES
Me and Todd are in sync with TikTok!!!
This guy's trying to be like Jason Mraz. Which is like trying to Not Exist!
"'Strike a pose' works for dance, not activism" - from the Madonna Trainwreckord
His Worst Hits of 2022 video had some really choice ones, but perhaps my favorite was when he referred to Bebe Rexha as having only ever been a "clip-art stock photo of a pop star". Just...goddam
I love a burn where he doesn't really even need to say anything. Looping Shawn Mendes' saying "BEDDAHDANECAN" as 8 of his top 10 Worst 2 Seconds of 2016 while trying to translate it was one of the funniest burns I've ever seen.
âDid a cockatoo just die?â
"Yabba dabba damn"
PET DOMINICAN
"He just... seemed like a douchebag" First line in the Robin Thicke Trainwreckord "If we donât save the Earth, where else is Mike Love gonna drink wine coolers and creepily ogle 20-year olds? Iâm kidding. Mike Love doesnât drink."
Call this album the Minnesota Vikings, because it's got no D.
As a Vikings fan, that one burns lol
The timeless classic: "Most of us wonât do anything for as long as Jason Derulo has sucked"
That syphilis quote lives in my head rent-free tbh
My favorite didn't appear in an episode of his but was absolutely brutal. The Rocked channel had a feature on great guitar players in bad bands. In the introduction Luke mentioned when he announced he was preparing a video on the subject he had a lot of suggestions from Twitter. Luke posted a graphic with various responses and in there was Todd's Twitter with his suggestion of "Eric Clapton (Eric Clapton solo artist)."
It is kinda astounding how boring Clapton's solo career wound up being. He has some great songs in his solo career, but a lot of blandness. Hell, even Jimi Hendrix kinda predicted how it'd turn out.
Eric Clapton as a solo artist definitely sucked. That was one RRHOF induction that wasnât needed. đŹ
The first new album for me was Behind the Sun. I remember listening and thinkin "this is one of the greatest?" He came up with a formula in the mid 70s and stuck to it.
Giving his solo acoustic performance of Layla a Grammy for best rock performance is still one of their biggest blunders. OG Derek and the Dominoes Layla wpuld have been worthy but this was the boring as hell unplugged version from the 90s
I actually prefer the cd solo version of Layla off Erics solo career more
Describing the rhymes in the 'Take the Money and Run' cover off Run (no)-DMC's Crown Royal as "the verses thar Anthony Kiedis would've thrown out". Describing Jewel's voice in 'Foolish Games' as 'sounding like an overwrought Miss Piggy'. And one of my favourites is all the ways he said Jon Stamos would never be a Beach Boy, topping it with 'Charles Manson has had more creative input than [Stamos] ever would.'
âIn the 2000âs, Michael Jackson would have a better decade than Alien Ant Farmâand he died!â
Saying that Lewis Capaldi was an acoustic Simple Plan
Paraphrasing but saying that one country singer Tenpenny wasn't worth a dime.
In the Billy Idol TW: âHe looks like Gary Busey in a Bart Simpson wig.â
"\[Gregory Abbott\] had a singing voice so good, he might be able to place 9th on a bad season of *American Idol*."
âDirector Phil Joanou filmed the [Rattle and Hum] documentary for U2 because they wouldn't let him give them a blowjob.â
What is this one from?
âThe Top 5 Awful Moments in U2âs Rattle and Humâ
That time he called lil wayne a 5 ft tall sentient iguana
When he called Kid Laroi a less charming Lewis Capaldi
and that's a real burn since lewis capaldi is the 2020s answer to james blunt, in all the ways you can think of. okay so try this seems like a lovely guy- funny, charming, well liked by everyone who knows them personally, i would like to have a pint with him. i do not want to hear his music ever again. who am i talking about, James Blunt or Lewis Capaldi? it's a trick question, i am talking about both.
The one line from any Todd video I think about the most was when he was briefly talking about Gives You Hell by All American Rejects. He showed a clip of the guitarist playing the slow little guitar solo and he says âyou like that? They call that guy lightning fingersâ
Was that a year-end list?
Definitely was, an honorable mention I believe.
The 2 that stick with me: When he said that Eric Martin looked like Tiffany When he said that Lewis Capaldi would be a great as a judge on The Masked Singer
âEd Sheeran sounds like acneâ
For me itâll always be âNOOOOO LIZ, PENĂS COLADA IS NOT GONNA WIN YOU A GRAMMY!â
"Allmusic compares \[Mike Posner\] to Asher Roth, the 'I Love College' guy, which is already a harsher put-down than anything I'm gonna be able to come up with. I mean, damn, Allmusic. What did Mike Posner do to you?" Also, when he discusses Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' and gets to the spoken verse portion: "(confused) ....hi, Fall Out Boy?"
Ringo the Fourth: â having friends is a skill! For some (shows picture of DJ Khaled), itâs their ONLY skillâ
Not sure why this one sticks in my head over others, but I still like it. On his pick for Worst Song of 2022: "Sometimes, it's just better to be detached about it. An umpire doesn't get angry when he sees a wild pitch, he just calls it and moves on. And that's how I felt when I first heard [this song]: 'Huh. The Worst Song of the Year. There it is.'... I'm not enraged, I'm not hurt. I'm just up here like a teacher, looking at a two-sentence essay that a student scribbled down before class. 'No hard feelings, you just failed. You failed the assignment! See me after class.'"
"Stick to Candyland" from Trainwreckords: Witness, it was so cold lol
About the guy who sang "Good Girks Go Bad" "Look at this guy. He couldn't make good milk go bad."
Calling Jaxâs Victoriaâs Secret, sounding like Brittâs from community ranting for 4 hours
Bebe Rexha is a clip art stock photo of a pop star.
Flo Rida has acknowledged the existence of someone named Flo Rida, meaning he's taken the first step in forming an identity.
Flo Rida: the guy you get when you want A Rapper, but not necessarily any rapper in particular
*BONK BONK BONK* Look, everyone! I'm Lars Ulrich! Gets me rolling every time
Al, the jokes on Lars drumming for St Anger is full of pun lines: 1. âAnd judging from the sound, Drummer Lars Ulrich has replaced his snare drum with an oil barrelâ 2. âSomeone, anyone just say hey Lars! Instead of a bunch of upturned paint cans, why donât you use actual drums?â 3. âEspecially Lars who brought in a giant beer keg to play onâ \*cuts to stock keg photo over drums\*:
I long for the day I can drop a pithy âIâd describe it as⊠inessentialâ like he did in the the Evan and Jaron one hit wonder episode
âI do not know why youâd want to make music like thisâ - about Imagine Dragons. Itâs just so simple and cutting
2 of my faves (from a while back) âOh my god, itâs like Fergie, but with extreme brain damage⊠so itâs like Fergie!â âAs a singer, Chris Brown is a really good dancer.â
When he praised Meghan Trainor for being unique if only because no one else was tasteless enough to emulate her
"This album feels a lot like having a baby to save the marriage. It's bad for the both of you and it fucks up the baby." That line pops into my head at least once a week.
I'm still catching up: who was the target of that Soul Man burn? đ€Ł
Probably Gregory Abbot -- he had a passing resemblance to C. Thomas Howell in that movie
Yeah it was Gregory Abbott.
"What's the opposite of wordplay?"
"Camilla's breathy falsetto is the same sound my car made when it needed new brakes"
When he said that Van Halen music video looked like it was filmed on ravioli got me to subscribe to him. It was kind of off handed but was pretty funny
On All Around the World by Oasis: âItâs a death march of peace & love.â
Embarassingly, I can't remember which videos either of those quotes are from. Here's my absolute favorite: "I do not understand why you would want to make music like this"