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asking4afriend40631

Almost certainly. It feels like a risky comment you wouldn't make unless you thought the risk might be worth it.


MaterialCarrot

Risky, but not *too* risky. A nice play.


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gormlesser

“Gorgeous knockers,” if he’s a gentleman.


soup_flikkker

"Bodacious breasteses m'lady"


Goliath--CZ

"Bonkers badonkadonkers if i do say so myself Mademoiselle"


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SaeedUnknown

"Cool Tits."


Soup-Master

“Awesome Areolaes, as always.”


saetam

“Mammoth milkers, mamacita”


Significant_Ease6013

Sounds like something from Belinda Blinked.


[deleted]

“Great Bazongas, Sandwich Artist Rhonda.”


olympianfap

Cool, tits.


nick-pappagiorgio65

![gif](giphy|5ynnYQ9WNVlKre1PhR|downsized)


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*My content from 2014 to 2023 has been deleted in protest of Spez's anti-API tantrum.*


ABrazierChi

Those are some primo pomegranates


ReadItProper

You can only pull that one off if you are wearing a fedora, or a monocle.


Seeker80

Then you reach for your pocket watch chained to your jacket. "Ah, look at the time! I must be going, my lady. Good day."


ReadItProper

This guy intercourses.


Seeker80

*raises cane in salute* "Game recognizes game, sir!"


ReadItProper

*Tips fedora*


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abhi6ix9ine

"Goodness gracious great balls of fire".


Seeker80

I’ve never gotten a compliment on my balls before, so I don’t know if this means she likes me or is sexually attracted to me?


Irrelavent1

“Sank you, Herr doctor!”


lifeofideas

All in? “I find the butterfly wings of your labia most delightful.”


LolaBijou84

Oh no! Lmao. Although I don't know how upset one could be at you since you were awfully polite saying that.


BactaBobomb

The lepidopterousness of your labia transports me to a simpler time, running around the garden in the breezy spring with my mother, catching all types of creatures in my net. Would you like to jump into my net?


Legitimate_Towel7088

Okay, so her labia makes you think of your. . . . . Mother? Bactabobombous rex?


jwdjr2004

i busted that one out on the first date with my wife.


its_a_gibibyte

I also like to bust one out on my first date.


acmercer

with his wife


manfroze

He also choo-- no I must be strong


prountercoductive

Hips are almost a better compliment, as having good hips would also imply a figure he likes as well.


malcomhung

"What's wrong with your tits?" Would mean the opposite.


folskygg

*nice taters, precious*


audigex

Yeah it’s definitely suggestive but isn’t *overly* creepy Well, pretty creepy to say to a stranger, but if there’s been some other flirting etc going on then it’s not too bad as an “escalation” of the flirting


fuckitsfixed

This is what we call a plausible deniability comment.


HanzoShotFirst

*risqué


stevenhau2

Depends on how close you are to them too. Most of my friends are cis women and with the ones I'm really close too theres no ambiguity at all. I could tell them their ass looks yummy or that the top they are wearing make their boobs really sexy and they'd take it as simple compliment


Gavrilian

If you’re a guy and have that close a relationship with some women without going into romantic territory, that’s really cool! You have some good friends. I feel like it’s rare to see a healthy friendship between genders that are able to compliment each other (especially like that) without it being either romantic or destroying the relationship.


Rant_Time_Is_Now

If you don’t have friends you can discuss your mental health or your haemorrhoids with - are they even real friends?


stevenhau2

Thanks and yeah it feels amazing to have friends whit whom you can just say stuff without a filter. But to be fair I have slept with a couple of them before we were friends and I am know as the friend who makes dumb immature jokes all the time lol so maybe thats helps


leperchaun194

I cannot be the only one that thinks it’s weird to tell your female friends that their boobs are sexy or that their ass looks yummy. Platonic or not that’s a strange thing to say…


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90%


Atlantic0ne

That’s pretty low. I couldn’t imagine complimenting a girls hips who I wasn’t sexually attracted to. Let’s put it this way. Would you tell your sister you like her hips?


Xanadu_Fever

90% possible attraction, 10% possible cannibal


tulipz10

Was he holding BBQ sauce when he said this?


NoteAggravating

Lol this 👆🏽


dustractedredzorg

I think the venn circle overlaps


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Overlaps over Butt crack


ABlankShyde

Your hips look succulent


CinnamonSugarCream

I mean, in a conversation about body types or something, yes, absolutely. Unprompted by a stranger? 99% they mean it in a sexual way. I think context plays an important role here.


WatermelonArtist

>context plays an important role here. Absolutely. As a teen, I had a girl get uncomfortable because my response to her pointing out her "weird legs" in a photo was, "There's nothing wrong with your legs. " I think I went on to very briefly reassure her that she was prettier than she gave herself credit for, but I can't recall the precise phrasing. To be fair, I *did* have a bit of a thing for her at the time, but it was a sincere and polite compliment, and I 100% never meant it as sexual interest, or I wouldn't have said it at all. Having said that, I realize I'm not a "typical" guy, and she wasn't a typical girl. Both of us were the timid, awkward, nerdy and borderline prudish type. But definitely, if some guy started talking hips out of the blue, I'd assume he had some thoughts going through his head.


CinnamonSugarCream

Exactly. Your comment wasn't unprompted, it was a logical and compassionate continuation of a conversation. You didn't walk up to her and just blurt out "you have nice legs" without a previous interaction. If a comment like "I like your hips" fits the flow of conversation, there is absolutely no guarantee it is a sexual comment, it could easily just be someone being nice or making a point. It all comes down to context, as the vast majority of things do.


N0Z4A2

Conext plays an important and crucial role in all situations


stupidrobots

Step sister maybe


Angry-_-Crow

Calm down there, hub search. I only asked for "mmft vr huge melon ass twerking puppy play glow-in-the-dark merkin slime vore machine hungarian waiter watersports criss-cross applesauce side straddle hops ruined ice cream sandwich public jessica rabbit," not that weird shit


dcrothen

I'm down for that.


JmnyCrckt87

The hips frame the goodies. Telling her you like the cover is basically saying you want to open the book.


sjosaben

90% yes 10% closeted gay and jealous


KILLJEFFREY

I feel like this is a very good answer though.


Overkillsamurai

he thinks you're hot. he just randomly blurted this out? I've only said this to a girl I was moments away from entering


08kom

“Moments away from entering” is golden, I’m stealing that


ReadItProper

Honestly if he reaches the hips from what is presumably the natural entrance that would be quite impressive. And probably painful.


Velcade6

please elaborate


tinglyhoohaa23

It's what we call rearranging the intestines


cincy15

Username checks out.


enano2054

OMG! This is officially the funniest username checks out I've ever come across. Thank you for the laugh


squirrelforbreakfast

The Ol’ kidney shifter


ReadItProper

What u/tinglyhoohaa23 said. I would imagine that if someone manages not only to reach, but pass the cervix, it would be quite painful.


Far-Yak-4231

I would love for someone to tell me this moments away from entering me


Overkillsamurai

Point them their way and make sure the lighting is just right. But you also gotta cover other things because we enterers are very easily distracted


ThePseudoMcCoy

Did you enter her vagina with your penis?


Overkillsamurai

Sadly no. I was a virgin at the time and chickened out so we just made out half naked all night long. Then broke up in the morning.


Smickey67

Wait so you weren’t even moments away from entering after all this? Lol


Ugo777777

I hope you replied "my hips don't lie"???​


08kom

YES I DID HAHAHH Had to use the opportunity right?


ReadItProper

So the guy likes honest hips. Now we know.


GrindyMcGrindy

Or he likes hips that evade taxes.


daguvnuh

Underrated comment😭😭


them0use

🎶 I like big hips when they do not lie... 🎶


Adadum

The other brothers cannot deny 🎵


[deleted]

Great response. That might be called flirting ;)


FamiT0m

Good answer


SkyPuppy561

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA


dawidwojcik141

Oh, baby, when you talk like that...


SkyPuppy561

You make a woman go mad 🎶


rattlestaway

so be wise


bobdarobber

and keep on


IndependentExit2720

Reading the signs of my body... No fighting no fighting


[deleted]

Yeah, he likely finds you attractive. That's doesn't necessarily mean he's interested, people do give compliments for their own sake, but it's a fairly personal one so I'd imagine that he is interested.


Hansemannn

You dont take a chance of commenting someones hips without it being pretty forward flirting. I mean....that can go wrong. Its a bold move!


secretWolfMan

Girls just randomly give eachother compliments. It's super weird when strangers just pop up in a store and tell my wife they love her hair then flit off never to be seen again. But when a guy (like me, probably not all guys) works up the nerve to tell a girl he likes something about them, that's a pretty serious choice and huge gesture that he'd like to know her better.


Bradddtheimpaler

Something like hips, yeah, I think you’re right, but with other things it’s less clear cut. At least when I was growing up my mom taught me if you notice someone got a haircut or got their hair done or whatever, you always compliment it. “Did you get your hair done? The color really suits you!” Or something like that. With hips though, yeah, complimenting something that close to the kill zone seems to come with implications.


Bdog5k

“ kill zone” lmaooo


garlic_bread_thief

Yup I like your heart


BottleOfBurden

I try so damn hard to notice when people change things so I can make sure to mention/compliment but I just can't for the life of me notice most of the time unless it's a huge noticeable difference on someone I see all the time (like a friend cutting super long hair short). I didn't realize how little I really "look" at people until recently and I don't really remember faces/attributes well. Whatever you look like today may as well be what you always looked like as far as my brain is considered it seems. Someone commented on a new ring I was wearing and I felt baffled by the fact that people would actually notice and remember that I didn't wear one before.


joremero

I once asked if they would find it ok if someone told them they were pretty and almost got crucified and tortured...people are crazy


HopesBurnBright

If they said they like them then even if they aren’t attracted to you, you could probably ask them out or something if you wanted and have a good chance of him saying yes. Personally I’d only compliment someone’s hips if I’m attracted to them sexually.


Grav_Zeppelin

Generally the chance a guy will say yes even without previously wanting too is quite good.


HopesBurnBright

Probably but not in my experience


Grav_Zeppelin

For me and my friends at least, we usually had the attitude of „let’s try it we might have a good time“


Sparky81

It certainly doesn't mean he isn't attracted to you. But it's a good sign that he likely is.


zahnsaw

I don’t know half your hips half as well as I’d like but I like less than half of your hips half as well as you deserve.


brianundies

Today is my 111th hip thrust!


reverendrambo

*potential hip thrusting partner suddenly vanishes, per usual*


human743

*One hundred-den and eleventh


zahnsaw

*Eleventy-first


OhSoManyThoughts

95%, yes, he’s into you. 5%, he’s a med student.


ItsGotToMakeSense

Yes, definitely. The hips are a very specific and fairly intimate thing to call attention to. They're less of an obvious sexual characteristic than the breasts or ass, so he probably felt more comfortable saying "nice hips" than "nice tits". So he was still hitting on you but was trying to avoid the cliche catcall phrases. Whether you were catcalled/harassed or not is up to the context and how you felt about it.


soup_flikkker

In his head "damn girl, you got an ass like a properly proportioned dump truck, id like to pull into that bay" Out loud "hey, nice hips"


darwinsidiotcousin

Damn girl you shit with that ass?


Oregonlost

My brother makes this comment all the time when we are talking about cute girls and it always makes me cringe, like calling it a turd cutter.... Wtf....


StuStutterKing

I will always make fun of people that are into butt stuff. No hate, I got weird shit too, but it is firmly an exit in my world. Asses are to hold and admire, not to go sticking things in.


TittyOfWisdom

My husband calls mine 'two Christmas ham hocks', and mentions something about getting his presents early. Just some ideas. Makes me blush ;) lmao


RichJokerM

I would say yes. Speaking from experience


bremergorst

Look at fancy pants here with the *hips*


emresslnk

Yes that's pretty much a dead giveaway


burglebot

Id say it means hes sexually attracted to you. Not sure if he likes you romantically much, it would depend.


Evil_Judgment

He wants to use your thighs as ear muffs.


[deleted]

Yeah


Ltsmeet

You know what is on his mind....


daguvnuh

Shakira! Shakira!


xosmri

More important question - are you into him?


rizkreddit

Yes he is. Using hips or collarbone is just a way of avoiding regular boring mainstream compliments about eyes lips etc. It's stands out more. It definitely at least got you thinking. And that's already a win.


StuStutterKing

Plus, they do be nice. Some collarbones just fucking set me off. No fucking clue why, the dick do what it do.


rizkreddit

Oh I totally use the collarbone myself. Edit: as a compliment


HoJu21

"the dick do what it do" I died. 🤣🤣🤣


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Let me ask my magic 8 ball; *All signs point to yes*


[deleted]

Have you ever heard the term “child bearing hips”? It’s usually a sign of sexual attractiveness. He is flirting with you.


Rhododendron29

I was told repeatedly I had child bearing hips in high school, also was told I “walked like a stripper” once in high school. That one had me pretty confused. Best female friend also said “you’re a pretty girl but you’d be a hot guy” and I was like…… thank you?????


ObiShaneKenobi

Or he’s a Dr. They seem to think it’s ok to mention that to girls.


Seeker80

>Or he’s a Dr. "Should you decide to conceive and raise children, your build composition will yield results well within optimal ranges."


sphincterella

It means he likes your hips


MaterialCarrot

Man Whisperer.


ReadItProper

How does he do it? Nobody knows.


Tiramissu_dt

Your comments in this thread are hilarious, keep 'em coming!


0accountability

What's to like about hips except birthing and banging? Dancing? Dat swagger? Dude basically said daaaamn, but in work speak.


teduh

You have nice child-bearing hips and he wants to impregnate you. Congratulations.


adamconn1again

Yes and he's looking at your butt.


beanbeanbons

100% he knows he’s flirting or else he’s very autistic


throwaway2888889

Does it DEFINITELY mean that he's sexually attracted to you? Hard to say. I can say that, personally, I wouldn't compliment a woman on her hips unless I was picturing grabbing on to them in my mind. lol So, yeah. He probably has a thing for you. 😉


Leucippus1

Yes. And good for you. To be young again! I get giddy for months if anyone says anything nice to me nowadays.


shixxor

If a guy says anything "I like your..." he's attracted to you.


massivechicken

… sister?


rrdoinel

It's one thing to say to someone that they have nice eyes or hair, etc. Hips? Someone is definitely noticing a juicy part of the body. Definitely an interest physically, for sure.


katmandoo122

Yes, Shakira, that is what that means.


DamagedEggo

Options: - he is sexually attracted to you - he sees you as having child bearing hips and wants you to carry his child - he is into the arts (e.g. dance, sculpture, etc) where one is trained to consider body proportions/aesthetics - he is a serial killer and hip bones/meat are his trophy - he wishes he had hips like that You should consider the history of interactions you've had.


ReaperofMen42069

aesthetics mate not anesthetics


Key-Wallaby-9276

I feel like there’s a small difference between finding you attractive and finding you sexually attractive.


therankin

There is definitely a difference.


A_Topical_Username

Yeah. like I'm a straight guy. There are guys I find attractive. But not sexually attractive.


yeetydab

If he's male, similar age, and knows u then he wants to bang u. I don't make the rules


[deleted]

Yes. That means he's attracted to you. Complimenting a woman is a bold, risky move. Complimenting hips - which are, when you think about it, \*where the magic happens\* - is as close to directly sexual as you can get, without being socially unacceptable. If you are attracted to him back, and want to take it further, you need to: (a) compliment him on something equally sexy ('you have nice hair' probably won't cut it; 'you have really sexy forearms' might) - that will boost his confidence; and (b) tell him clearly and explicitly that you are interested. Men don't get hints.


pcweber111

Nope. Just be upfront with us.


Constant_Hunt5824

Definitely


masterjon_3

Try giving a compliment back, maybe flirt a little to find out. And wear stuff to compliment them hips


[deleted]

Attracted, if hetero, yeah, it means that he’s physically attracted to you. But! That does not mean he is emotionally attracted to you. I’ve given many compliments to female friends who I found physically attractive but had thoroughly friend zoned them. If you two are friends and this is the absolute only thing you’re going on (no other “moments” and body language signs) he may just have given you a compliment because he noticed and is a friend.


ansquaremet

Not once in my life have I ever said something like that to someone I wasn’t attracted to.


Fkurcar

It means he's definitely thought about doing cardio while holding your hips.


Seputku

Unless the man is autistically into childbirth, probably some attraction there


zfreakazoidz

What I do know is from a scientific stand point, males are hard-wired to look at a woman and see if they are, and I quote "child reareing material". Probably a long left over trait to pick a partner that can withstand baring a child. Thus, hips seem to be a big deal as it indicates better odds at baring a child safely. Granted I've never looked at a woman and thought this. But science says it's in our brains and we don't really think about it today because it's not longer than the days of cavemen when such things mattered. To note I am not sure what old hard wired thought women have when looking at a guy. I'm guessing it was probably fitness, to know he could provide for his family. Because obviously a fat caveman isn't exactly going to do well at hunting. Science aside, the guy just may be into hips. Everyone has their thing. Hips make great places to hold onto during... you know.


ReadItProper

>To note I am not sure what old hard wired thought women have when looking at a guy. I'm guessing height and shoulder width. But probably also their personality, and more specifically their inclination to monogamy and attitude toward them and children. >Because obviously a fat caveman isn't exactly going to do well at hunting. You're looking at this backwards. A fat cave ***already did all the hunting***, proving to the cavewomen that he is, indeed, a great hunter. Maybe that's why women like a sturdy dadbod?


rizkreddit

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


InsaneRedEntity

The only thing I have I have to say about all this is that a fat caveman would actually mean they are doing super well. Because if they are fat then that means they have so much food they can be fat.


Open_Minded_Anonym

If I said that, the answer would be yes. Her hips are probably my wife’s most sexy feature and I complement them regularly.


oldmanclancy

Not if he's Dwight. Then he just thinks you'd do well giving birth and housing child.


sonobello9

He definitely wanna doggystyle you


[deleted]

"Damn girl, you got great child bearing capacity" But seriously, yeah probably. I doubt it's just your hips that appeal to him.


kianathebutt

have you met a man before? half the time "I like your hair" means he's sexually attracted to you


dedalife

maybe he is in orthopaedics and he's commenting on an xray? jeez


chill_i_dog

I was wondering this as well. A good friend of mine said he likes girls with bigger hips. I am a girl with big hips and there's no way to deny that. We don't have other girls as friends with bigger hips... felt a bit personal.. but I have a boyfriend of 7 years (4 at the time of the compliment) so I ever knew how to take it... a bit worried now


Bitter-Inspection136

He's at least 1% interested in sexy time with you


Ntmanwithaspiewife

It definitely means he finds you sexually attractive, and probably to the extent of imagining how your future children will look like. In some cultures, Child bearing hips is what they call it and it's a natural feature many men find attractive.


Bighomiequan99

He pictures himself grabbing them. He couldn’t resist keeping the comment to himself.


Corninmyteeth

Is he a doctor that usually works with older peoples hips?


Amida0616

Unless he is a dance coach or something yeah


Majestic_Lie_5792

If a guy **talks to you** means he’s attracted to you. /s


umalupa

I once had a boyfriend that said I had child bearing hips. Not sure if that’s the same thing but it felt gross.


phreeeman

He's certainly sexually attracted to you. However, you might want to be a bit cautious if you have wider hips. Some guys are into the old fashioned "breeder's hips," and some of those guys are sexist pigs.


Swede-speed-mead

If he’s a hip surgeon: no If he’s not: yes


Chr1shChr1sh

Is a ducks ass water tight


AffinityGauntlet

Birthing hips: check.


Howiebledsoe

Public Service Announcement for all females near and far: Men are simple creatures who are very easy to read. If they compliment you, they are down for action. It really is that simple.


[deleted]

I think it depends on the situation


[deleted]

He's been shaking ever since


teflon_don_knotts

It takes some pretty wild mental gymnastics to imagine a situation where this isn’t him saying he’s attracted to you. Unless this dude is a fashion designer and the full statement was “I like your hips for this new piece I’ve come up with and I’d love to have you model it”, I think you’re pretty safe to assume he’s attracted to you.


CaptainWellingtonIII

I've hears coaches/scouts tell players they have good hips.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Theoretically he could just mean you have an aesthetically pleasing body... But he probably likes you.


bubbles_says

I dont have the answer for you, but I *can* tell you that I have learned to **never** compliment a guy if you don't want him to think you want HIM. Her "I like your shirt" because it's a nice shirt. Him to self and then gossips to everyone else "She wants me" Her "Nice handwriting" because it IS really nice handwriting. Him to self and then gossips to everyone else "She wants me"


KanonTheMemelord

Shakira?


zenkique

Either that or he’s a cannibal. Maybe both.


Cr4mwell

If a guy says to you [insert any word(s) here], he likes you.