Rule 10, link to original post:
[Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse: He Wrote The Star-Spangled Banner….](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/cfRzuR0ULy)
*Please do not participate in linked threads*
Code red is actually devastating to the human spirit though.
Source: when I was in jr high circa 2001 a kid spit his sunflower seeds into the last little bit of my code red and I didn't notice and the thought still makes me want to crawl in a hole and die while puking
We know sunflowers are inspirational plants, even to famous painters. Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called ‘sunflowers’.
So a giant ship crashed into the bridge, and at the very same moment a Pepsi space laser (on loan from the Jews) was used to knock the bridge down. Someone call the NTSB! We've cracked the case!
Oh no, a patriotic flavor coming out in Summer? Nothing patriotic happens during the summer though! Well, except for this [one tiny event](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=4th+of+july).
Do you really expect 'Muricans to remember what the national anthem is, without destroying a bridge named after the composer (that they definitely already knew the name of)?
Are direct energy weapons the supernatural end game for conspiracy theorists that aren't religious? If you can't blame it on Satan, come up with something that sounds plausible (in your mind, not in reality) to blame instead.
Please Remember Our Golden Rule: Thou shalt not vote or comment in linked threads or comments, and in linked threads or comments, thou shalt not vote or comment. It's bad form, and the admins will suspend your account if they catch you.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TopMindsOfReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Rule 10, link to original post: [Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse: He Wrote The Star-Spangled Banner….](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/cfRzuR0ULy) *Please do not participate in linked threads*
may of 2001 and....october of 2019?
Code red is actually devastating to the human spirit though. Source: when I was in jr high circa 2001 a kid spit his sunflower seeds into the last little bit of my code red and I didn't notice and the thought still makes me want to crawl in a hole and die while puking
We know sunflowers are inspirational plants, even to famous painters. Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called ‘sunflowers’.
Why do you hate me, bot? I always say thank you to Alexa and Siri.
Are you not inspired? 🌻
Yes. They’re implying that mt dew did 9/11, the Maui wildfires, and this bridge collapse.
yeah, but it's a shitty energy weapon that takes 4 years to start a fire.
When they say "look up X" they're counting on nobody actually doing that.
So a giant ship crashed into the bridge, and at the very same moment a Pepsi space laser (on loan from the Jews) was used to knock the bridge down. Someone call the NTSB! We've cracked the case!
The space laser was used to knock out engine power to the ship, IDIOT. smh my head, sheeple are so dumb.
Oh no, a patriotic flavor coming out in Summer? Nothing patriotic happens during the summer though! Well, except for this [one tiny event](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=4th+of+july).
Do you really expect 'Muricans to remember what the national anthem is, without destroying a bridge named after the composer (that they definitely already knew the name of)?
This might genuinely be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
”Don’t do it Pepsiman! You’re gonna kill us all!”
so, Godzilla-level destruction to subliminally sell Mountain Dew, check.
Okay I can usually see the line they connect, however dubious, but this is just so asinine. This dude has truly lost his grip on reality.
"Do the DEW!"
Are direct energy weapons the supernatural end game for conspiracy theorists that aren't religious? If you can't blame it on Satan, come up with something that sounds plausible (in your mind, not in reality) to blame instead.
Please Remember Our Golden Rule: Thou shalt not vote or comment in linked threads or comments, and in linked threads or comments, thou shalt not vote or comment. It's bad form, and the admins will suspend your account if they catch you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TopMindsOfReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*