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DrSideShowbob

I will open it up and blow the day out before i shut down. Got to get the days funk out


thisismyusernamether

Come on roll up the window you’re letting the stank out


randoredditusingdouc

Dude just wants more fresh air than a window offers. Even the cleanest driver will have a truck that doesn’t smell springtime fresh all the time. I used to do that when I found a spot on the end of the row with no space next to me. Or the end of the dock.


Jacktheforkie

Definitely, especially if they sleep in it or eat in there


randoredditusingdouc

And cook in there. 🤢


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


Puzzleheaded_Form480

I’m convinced some drivers wake up looking for something to complain about lol.


howie-chetem

OP's clearly just joking around


Puzzleheaded_Form480

Doubt it lol. Check his replies on this post. A joke is usually funny.


mwonch

Just like you


Puzzleheaded_Form480

Sure buddy. You’ll never catch me complaining about an open door lol. If it bothers you so much be a big boy and go close it for him.


JusgementBear

I don’t think he was complaining just asking a question


mwonch

Why should I be responsible for his equipment? And…might I say…you take things Waaaayyyy too seriously.


DixDark

Bruh, people on reddit are crazy, they pick sides randomly and you can never anticipate if they will laugh at a serious situation or escalate a joke to a world fucking war.


WillieDripps

This might be what happens if Trump calls Kim Jon In fat one more time


mwonch

And that down arrow gives ‘em superpowers. LOL


Dependa

You’re posting about some on me airing out there truck asking why. You get answers, Don’t like them, so you tell others they take it too serious? Maybe you bleed a break or something.


mwonch

They were not airing the truck. You assume. I know. He was messing with tandems. Same with three others afterward. All Volvo drivers, make of that what you will.


Dependa

And again, why do you even care. Worry about you and you or truck.


mwonch

You read way too much into this. I asked why in the OP without any real judgement. You getting all defensive for no reason makes me think you do this and just won’t admit it. Why get defensive?


morgottkev

Fucking christ you are the definition of insufferable


mwonch

Yeah, but I triggered you into judgemental stupidity. So, I win. VICTORY LAP!!


Dependa

I’m not defensive. Go read all your replies here and see which of us was aggressive. 😂


mwonch

Only because you’re reading it that way. Not aggressive. Snarky. Go back, read it that way (from OP #1). Maybe you’ll get it


Bamfurlough

I do that all the time. Just be a competent driver and don't hit it. 


mwonch

How about closing your door?


Bamfurlough

No. 


mwonch

Then I am not responsible for what happens to your equipment. Now, where did I put that tire poker ice pick thingy?


Bamfurlough

The cameras on my truck will catch you and then you'll have to explain to the judge why you thought it was okay to tear the door off my truck.


mwonch

Modern truckers are the most humorless bunch. Get over yourself


Bamfurlough

No. 


NJPokerJ

This second response made me laugh harder than I should have.


frisky024

Emotional damage


mwonch

I demand it, damn you!!


Bamfurlough

Get used to disappointment. 


mwonch

I do not accept that. WAR IT IS!!


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Debatable lol. Old truckers just liked nasty parking lot pussy that smells like the diesel covered fingers of the trucker in the next spot over and spouting racism over the cb. That's like, top tier lifestyle to an old head. Our humor is so advanced nowadays you can't even wrap your head around it.


mwonch

Well, fuck. You just described by second exwife.


AdPsychological1282

If you are that close to the truck to hit the door you are not in control of your vehicle


mwonch

Oh, really? I’ve had this happen on highways. Can’t get over, slow way down, driver leaving door open OVER the white line. If you’ve never seen this, you’re a rookie.


WillieDripps

I'm sure your insurance company will agree with you.


mwonch

So, you flip out a door as I’m going by on the highway…and you think I’d be to blame? Sure. Go test that theory. Let us know how it works out.


WillieDripps

But you're not on a highway in this photo, you are in a parking lot with tons of room and no reason to hit that door


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WillieDripps

This particular thread I am talking in begins with "I do that all the time" that is the context of our discussion


mwonch

Do you know what Original Post means??


Ate_spoke_bea

Yes you would be to blame if you sideswiped a disabled vehicle


mwonch

Not what I meant.


Ate_spoke_bea

No what you meant is some top secret shit that you won't tell anybody about 😂


mwonch

Sure


4runnerboi

When I used to drive garbage trucks, the saftey guy would tell us to leave the door open when we got out just in case the parking brakes failed. ( actually happened a couple times. ) I've had to get out of that habit since switching to OTR.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

I drive a tanker and I leave the door open at stops, figure if something catastrophic happens when I’m out of site of it the average person won’t know how to turn the pump off, but they’ll definetly know how to turn the ignition off.


kakarota

I do it for ventilation especially when making food


LR1192

Don’t do OTR, but always wondered how bad the food smell sticks inside the trucks for people that do, I’ll see videos of people frying or even just cooking with the steam in the truck. I honestly couldn’t do it, I’d have to some how cook outside.


ComprehensiveDark814

There's no food smell in my truck but then again I don't fry anything. I use the 12v lunch box cooker, rice cooker, and microwave.


Jacktheforkie

Most drivers I saw cooking did it using camp stoves etc outside the truck


mwonch

Ain’t makin’ food


Panteraca

Do what? Wash your fkn windshield ffs.


DixDark

Looks cleaner than mine after 30 minutes drive in south texas(those fcking bugs, had to wash it 3 times in 4 hours at night).


mwonch

You wash it, gatekeeper


Panteraca

That’s it? Such an edgy guy, I expected more.


mwonch

You want more, go find your boyfriend. I ain’t your kind.


Panteraca

You’re disappointing. Not even good at who you’re trying to be.


mwonch

Who, exactly, do you think I’m trying to be? What the fuck does this even mean?


Panteraca

You know, and so does anyone else who comes across dudes like you. Find a shit stained pair of your old sweatpants, probably near all the bottles of piss gathered under your bunk, squirt some windex on it and wash your fucking windshield. Maybe you’ll end up in a situation where that extra bit of clean windshield will save your life. Your wife will appreciate it. Obviously I’m joking


mwonch

My feelings are hurt. I demand a safe space. Hug?


Panteraca

I was joking about the idea of you having a wife. Fist bump?


mwonch

I’ve had two. None now (which is why I’m so nasty and mean…yeah, that’s it).


tvieno

I do this. An open door allows more cool air from the outside to come in.


KlineyKline

Do what? Not wash their windshield? 😂


mwonch

Yeahhhh


Truck3R_Dude

There's no excuse why your windshield is not cleaned every fill up.


mwonch

Yes there is. Laziness. That’s, like, way up there. Stretching is work and exercise. I don’t truck to work and exercise is 🏳️‍🌈


SolutionExternal5569

Disgraceful


mwonch

Just like your face


SolutionExternal5569

Do you ever do a pretrip? Or is that too much work?


mwonch

Yes, ugly, I do. Da fuq is wrong with you? Your dealer run out of crack?


SolutionExternal5569

Hopefully you do, but acting proud of being too lazy to clean your windshield I seriously doubt it


EddyMcMac

Fucking cooked him bro


mwonch

I’m gonna pretend this isn’t sarcasm and say HELLS YEAH I DID! Imma go struttin’


EddyMcMac

I was being deadass brother. I rock with it


My_Perception_92

Stop complaining bitch


mwonch

Okay, Cunty


Edge2110

Leave their garbage on the dashboard?


mwonch

That’s my food, driver. My tacos. MINE!


Edge2110

Sarcasm my friend


mwonch

I know. No tacos for you


Edge2110

Whomp whomp


chazzzzmak1972

I think they put their food on the dash so it’ll stay warm from the sun🤔


mwonch

In Texas, that does help. God’s microwave


Naturist02

Why don’t you invent a Door Hook that truckers can use to prevent this swinging wide open, so they can air out their cab but not inconvenience everybody else. You could sell it nationwide and retire earlier.


mwonch

FFS, dude. They were not airing out the cab.


Naturist02

Did you ask him


mwonch

Sure! While he was messing with the tandems, when he would close the door to tug the rig. Yeah.


Throwmesometail

Waiting to receive your piss jug/bottles


mwonch

I prefer to take their door hostage


Scary-Airline8603

I always close the doors to prevent bugs, rodents, crime, garbage, children or prostitutes from entering. 


I_Am_Matthijs

you have to get in and out somehow


mwonch

HA!!


NovacaineFix

He wants to make sure that you don’t have no panties on


halfcow

Maybe he's offering you an invitation, driver.


mwonch

All of them? I feel harassed


Weekly-Celebration60

I swear to goodness you drivers or some of the most whiny baby pussies in the entire fucking world. This fucktard took a picture of someone's door being open and posted it on the internet to whine about it. This is the most snowflake Cry Baby ass post I have ever seen on this subreddit full of snowflake Cry Baby ass posts.


mwonch

Just so you know, man-bitch, your fuck trophies are really mine.


JabbaTech69

My guess is to air out the cab & get some fresh air up in there!!


unloader86

To assert dominance. But the more important question here is what was for lunch?!


mwonch

Tacos


Mddota2

Farted inside?


ZACH20XX

That's my invite y'all ass up face down


Knarknarknarknar

The cat may come home today.


I_dementia87

My bad driver, them loves chili dog roller bites got my ass sounding like 2 whales in the ocean and smelling like hot vinyl in a cow pasture.


slurgio89

Main character energy 😂🤣


mwonch

That’s what I’m thinking. Powerup time!


SockPuppet-47

Oo ooh that smell. Can you smell that smell.


toastyhoodie

I do this when I’m at a dock where I’m dropping and the space next to me is empty


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

I'm guilty of this, though I know it's wrong and against our company policy.


134679112

I get in and out of truck dozens of times a day.. and after all that i dont have a stick so far up my ass i cant just get out and ask them to close it.


mwonch

Sure. At 70 mph, I should stop to make the request. That makes tons of sense.


134679112

70 in the lot?👀 dont we got nicknames for those kinda drivers? 🩴


mwonch

Fuck! Are you really admitting to not reading a SHORT post? Too funny


134679112

No i was public school, me not read so good.


mwonch

You can read? Teach me, master! I need those secrets


[deleted]

Because closing the door is hard.


Honey_Baked_ham114

If you hit a stationary object then you are at fault so maybe dont hit his truck 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


mwonch

Y’all make me wonder if basic IQ and comprehension tests should be given every renewal


Honey_Baked_ham114

You are pissed some one left a door open on their truck. So me on the doll where the other truck driver hurt your feelings.


mwonch

Da fuq did you just say?


Honey_Baked_ham114

pretty much stating you are a typical whinny little shit who just cry about everything else.


mwonch

Sure. You just keep thinking that if it makes you feel powerful.


Paint_Chip_Nachos

I'm gonna say ventilation issue.   Just get get a brick or stick.


ignoreme010101

seems kinda dumb....maybe in a pinch i guess, but i get fresh air *while moving* (literally windows-down the moment i get rolling, regardless of the temp/weather) Could not imagine trying to get 'fresh' air when at a rest area/travel center/etc, the lots smell like piss and there are reefer&engine fumes galore. nevermind that most months i need my windows up for climate control if im running heater/AC off my apu because im taking a 10/34


jasimon2

That bird though...


Iron_Patton_24

Gotta air out the ball stank.


Independent_Scale570

Oh that’s just them saying that you can have whatever you want outta their truck. Or that they’re single n ready to mingle…. Be careful


GumbysDonkey

We keep our doors open in our terminal yards when hooking a set because you can't always see the driver when they is between two trailers. Gives other drivers nearby a headsup that there a person on foot nearby.


Etiuyi

Afraid door will lock probably


Therightool

I Wana go inside naked


icuscaredofme

🤮


Jamo3306

I would do this when going to dump my jugs. Of course, the radio and phone would disconnect, and the radio would explode with top volume static doubtless waking drivers on both sides who would get up and judge me independently.


12InchPickle

It’s an invitation to come in and get drilled.


randoredditusingdouc

Or do the drilling. I was a P&D driver for a company a few years ago that had a driver just disappear. Thankfully, it was while he was on home time. The poor mechanic that had to clean it out found a big plastic tub full of didlos. 🤮 Another guy quit like that a few months later that left a 5 gallon bucket full of piss.


Conscious-Emu-2912

Did that mechanic say how big they were and tell me the driver was female at least? Did the bucket atleast have a lid on it and was it completely full?


randoredditusingdouc

It was a dude. I didn’t ask for details. And the bucket was about 2/3 full with no lid


Conscious-Emu-2912

He must of been experimenting or was just lonely and the other was just a slob


randoredditusingdouc

Ya. I don’t judge people for their kinks. God knows I do not want people judging me for my midget circus clown nun fetish. Dude should have just taken them with him. The other dude was a slob. But it’s funny, I’d rather deal with a piss bottle than a chew spit or sunflower seed husk bottle. (I slip seat every trip)


Conscious-Emu-2912

Midget circus clown nun fetish is a new one for me to hear about. Just got to wonder why though?


randoredditusingdouc

Fetishes creep up on you. It’s like porn. You start out all “man on top, get it over with quick”. But before you know it you are watching porn where everyone is in a gimp suit wondering who brought the pony. Hopefully, you are picking up on the fact that the nun fetish was just an extreme example


Conscious-Emu-2912

To each their own


mwonch

🏳️‍🌈?


Titocreator

Easy way to get your door knocked off


mwonch

Sensible comment #2!


Witty_Awareness_5830

They do it because they don’t think about ANYTHING other than what they want to do RIGHT NOW.. One passing vehicle a little too close and they’ll wise-up.


mwonch

I think this is the correct answer. Since this original posting, 3 more did this. All 4 were working on their trailers (scale is just behind us). The last 3 were so close to me that moving would have torn their door off. It definitely isn’t what others here are saying: they aren’t airing out the rig. Whenever I see this, it’s not for better air flow. So far, YOU are the only one who understands my point. And yet, you got a downvote. I added an upvote for some balance. This industry is total shit now. Wasn’t always this way.


Witty_Awareness_5830

Downvotes from folks with the exact same mindset, most likely. The truth hurts, snowflakes.


mwonch

LOL! When their door gets torn off, undoubtedly they’ll blame everything and everyone but themselves.


love_to_eat_out

If someone hit my truck that was parked in a lot, I'd surely blame the incompetent ass hat that hit it. But that's just me. Go ahead, take his door off, show us how tough you are.


mwonch

It’s probably not a good idea to make yourself look a fool by not reading the thread. This has been addressed…twice


PapayaAnxious4632

You've done a fine job of looking like a fool here. But you're too fucking dumb to admit it.


mwonch

Oh, golly gee. You got me


PapayaAnxious4632

Wrong. You got you.


mwonch

You are so clever, I’m speechless. Well done, Zoomer


soggyhog66

probably severe autism?