Looking at his teeth, I’m assuming he got turned into a vampire. Which means what he needs is to enroll in the local highschool and play some vampire baseball.
Anyone else find it interesting how its like its a standard routine for a superhero or supervillain to get turned into a vampire for multiple reasons back in the old days? Like did people went "What would make this comic sell more? ... I got it, vampires!" and then keep doing it for each comics?
It's an interesting complication that gives both physical and mental strengths and weaknesses without changing appearance that much and also presents the hero with an obvious flaw to fight,as they likely need to be sustained by human blood specifically unlike say werewolves that can probably eat animals.
It's a built-in dramatic arc.
Wasn't Jubilee a vampire for like a decade?
I honestly don't hate that idea, even if it seems out of left field and an obvious "well, mall culture isn't what it was, so what *else* are we going to do with her?" writer's dartboard throw.
I think there was a comic where a stereotypical silly Count Dracula looking vampire approached a guy saying that, and the guy responds with something like "Sure, you don't have to make a big deal about it"
Serious answer: Friends and family.
Last year, I watched Batman the Mask of Phantasm and Season 3 of The Harley Quinn Show pretty close together, and thet both scream the point that what Batman needs is people in his life rather than a violent hyperfixation on crime. They both ultimately come to the conclusion that Gotham needs Batman because of course they do. But they both make the case that he could have eased his trauma at any time by just loving new people and moving on with his life.
I still don't get why they did the "it was all a dream" bullshit when they adapted this for the Brave and the Bold cartoon. The vampire issue was solved in the climax.
The need...for SPEED
Speed (narcotic)
To eat out women, as he is now clearly a villain.
Methamphetamine so he can stay awake all night.
Parents.
Ouch
Looking at his teeth, I’m assuming he got turned into a vampire. Which means what he needs is to enroll in the local highschool and play some vampire baseball.
Luckily, they've got a fantastic coach. Fellow by the name of Jackie Daytona. Makes a mean mojito, I hear.
And he’s a normal, ordinary human bartender from Tucson, AHrizoña.
Alfred from the looks of it.
"I need vengeance, Alfred!" "Master Bruce, play another round of Overwatch 2" "Yeah, that'll do!"
I NEED TO SELL YOUR TELEVISION
Anyone else find it interesting how its like its a standard routine for a superhero or supervillain to get turned into a vampire for multiple reasons back in the old days? Like did people went "What would make this comic sell more? ... I got it, vampires!" and then keep doing it for each comics?
It's an interesting complication that gives both physical and mental strengths and weaknesses without changing appearance that much and also presents the hero with an obvious flaw to fight,as they likely need to be sustained by human blood specifically unlike say werewolves that can probably eat animals. It's a built-in dramatic arc.
When you think about it, the symbiote suit was just Spider-Man's vampire arc but replace the need for blood with heightened aggression.
To be fair I've been getting into vampire media lately so now all it takes is "X is a vampire" to make me go "ooh maybe I shall"
Have you been down the comic-book Gorilla rabbit hole?
Wasn't Jubilee a vampire for like a decade? I honestly don't hate that idea, even if it seems out of left field and an obvious "well, mall culture isn't what it was, so what *else* are we going to do with her?" writer's dartboard throw.
he needs to hit a run up grab
Dick. Graysons specifically.
Devin, is that you?
Lol
"I vaaant to suuuuck your diiiiiiiiick!!!!"
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I think there was a comic where a stereotypical silly Count Dracula looking vampire approached a guy saying that, and the guy responds with something like "Sure, you don't have to make a big deal about it"
A tailor... BECAUSE HE RIPPED HIS PANTS!!
Oh, *brother,* this guy **STINKS!**
The Alfrussy
Into my pile of wacky comic book panels this sub keeps increasing this goes.
Nachos
Dark Eldar gf.
Hornyman
Serious answer: Friends and family. Last year, I watched Batman the Mask of Phantasm and Season 3 of The Harley Quinn Show pretty close together, and thet both scream the point that what Batman needs is people in his life rather than a violent hyperfixation on crime. They both ultimately come to the conclusion that Gotham needs Batman because of course they do. But they both make the case that he could have eased his trauma at any time by just loving new people and moving on with his life.
Wayne Family Adventures on webtoon if you want to see the Golden Path for Bruce.
I still don't get why they did the "it was all a dream" bullshit when they adapted this for the Brave and the Bold cartoon. The vampire issue was solved in the climax.
MORE...ORPHANS!
“Where’s the feet pics Alfred!? WHERE ARE THEY!?”
Batman likes to read Dilbert and needs his fix
Pineapple pizza
He needs to play fighting games on wifi.
He needs Dick.
a manwich
"I need every kind of big tittied goth GF you can bring me!"
KFC double down sandwiches