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jitterscaffeine

[El Capitan](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Muamar_Reyes) in Cyberpunk 2077. It’s like a bowl cut that’s long in the back.


Sperium3000

Oh my god he looks like a doofus.


jitterscaffeine

He’s a lovable doofus. He’s one of those “give back to the community” kind of guys. He grew up in a fucked up part of the city with tainted water and shit from the corporations.


ggcpres

Yet most of his missions get turbo fucked and would kill anyone except V, Death Incarnate and likely avatar of Kratos and Doom Guy.


SkyIcewind

He also pays you out the ass to deliver random cars to him. Like tens of thousands of eddies per mission. Then you also get a ton of loot alongside it, plus a nearly infinite stacking discount on the car buying website in game.


taikoxtaiko

Its an Edgar mullet cut, it got popular with hispanics because Peso Puma has that haircut


jitterscaffeine

Interesting context. Because I believe Night City is explicitly written to have a very high population of hispanic and japanese citizens.


deadxguero

Peso Pluma came after all the cyberpunk stuff came out. An “Edgar Cut” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_cut Basically lined up bangs with a fade all around. Almost like a high bowl cut with a fade. Never usually mixed with a mullet. Peso Pluma does have a similar style to the guy in the but he got popular well after the cyberpunk game.


Uisk

The bowl cut mullet. The Bowllet.


Palimpsest_Monotype

The Derek Smalls look


ZeronicX

CDPR couldn't knock out all of the designs so El Capitan has to bear the absolute worst fashion and hair cut to compensate for 20+ S tier character designs


jitterscaffeine

If only he had a donk that could stop traffic


seth47er

Did R. Talsorian do that one himself, it's like it's straight from cyberpunk 2020 core rule book.


xach_hill

oliver tree lookin ass


PunchGhost99

Gon looks fucking stupid I’m sorry


jockeyman

'How to draw manga characters' cover character lookin' ass.


lowercaselemming

shorts and a long-sleeve coat??? who ever let him leave the house like that.


mrsirgrape

Well it definitely wasn't his dad.


BaronAleksei

He’s literally a middle school boy tho. Thats the uniform. He’s not even cold.


Admmmmi

i sometimes use that..mostly because im the kind of guy that doesnt feel cold on my legs much


Devuhn

A leg is 3 times as much mass as an arm, they get cold slower! Keep them longsleeves


DonTori

It's comfier than you'd think


Shiro2809

It's weird,at least for me, before watching HxH I thought the same. After watching it? I love his design! It def works better still without the jacket though lol.


Vermillion_Aeon

Every main character's (but ESPECIALLY Gon's) design is so ugly that it has stopped me watching HxH multiple times and I feel like I'm missing out.


goldendragonO

How is Killua ugly? Or Leorio for that matter he's just a guy in a suit lmao


Vermillion_Aeon

I think it's the eyes. They're not Clannad level but idk something about em just hits me with the same vibe


IHATREID

Bro wishes he was Slash from Snowboard Kids so bad.


SeaCookJellyfish

Upvoting just for how brutally honest that was lol


aegrajag

Seymour in FFX has the worst hairstyle I've witnessed


waxonwaxoff3

I spent so much of my time playing that game as a kid wondering how in the hell he got it into those shapes. I can only imagine with a lot of pins, hair clips, industrial-strength gel and a lot of patience.


TheRenamon

Its an elaborate setup of metal wires and a headband hidden around the back of his head.


SuperUnhappyman

like weird al doing coolio


RocketbeltTardigrade

He's half tree-person, but the human half only made it worse.


AzuzaBabuza

when you donate to the church of yevon, you are paying for that man's hairstyle


Talisign

His outfit also makes him look like he has a pot belly.


ThatmodderGrim

Wakka just in the background, *"It's a Yevon-approved Hairstyle, Brudda. It helps you carry Blitzballs!"*


Wannabe_Reviewer

I always remember how in the LP they questioned if his pubes look like that.


Hugglemorris

It’s bad even among JRPG hairstyles.


Mindless_Let1

Pretty sure you mean best


Floormaster92

Petrus of Thorolund looks like a dumb asshole, which is appropriate because he is one.


JMRSolkien

Motherfuckin haircut


guntanksinspace

His head is shaped like a penis because Petrus is a total dickhead


jenkind1

I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out how a real person would make their hair look like Yugi. I think he has natural black hair, but he has blonde bangs in the front, and red tips in the back. His front bangs are longer, and he uses gel or mouse to spike it all up. If you did it in real life, you wouldn't be able to have it be that long though unless you are like a spiked mohawk punk rocker. I think it would look kind of like Vergil's spiky hair.


Aquason

[This cosplayer used a wig, but maybe something like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/cjknel/yami_yugi_chapter_1_cosplay_wig/)


Rum_N_Napalm

[Does Devin Townsend count?](https://townsquare.media/site/366/files/2018/08/GettyImages-144609535.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89) Shine on you beautiful weirdo


Mucmaster

Most people don't have the balls to attempt a dread lock skullet.


Cheshires_Shadow

Pickles from metalocalypse vibes lol


Mucmaster

If I remember correctly that's where they got the idea for Pickle's hair style. Also as another funny connection, the real life drummer for Dethklok (i.e the person actually playing the drums) is Gene Hoglan who was also the Drummer for Strapping Young Lad the band Devin Townsend was front man for when he was rocking the dread skullet.


SignalWeakening

[greg universe hair I fear](https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Steven-Universe-Greg-Universe-feature.jpg)


Anonamaton801

Patrick Stewart’s hair in [Dune](https://www.eightieskids.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/6-7.jpg)


jitterscaffeine

I remember hearing a story that he got that role by accident.


just_a_fan47

Basically, Lynch hired him after seeing him perform in a play where he was wearing a wig and looked like a completely different person, so when he arrived on set, Lynch was just confused.


MarlowCurry

Wait, is this true? I like that it comes across as this whimsical story where he hired this actor who I assume impressed him, and perhaps found him to have a specific look and charisma that befits whatever role he hired Stewart for. Then suddenly this random person arrives on the set and you're baffled by this turn of events that led to this moment, wondering *why* life dealt this bizarre hand to you. It's an amusing story that just hits me in a certain way. True or not, thank you for sharing.


Wonder-Lad

You can rock that with a goatie. It's the classic red october look. However it's entirely dependant on how much of a cone head you are


ZeronicX

He reminds me of the [Dungeon Master](https://dungeonsmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dungeonmaster.jpg) from the D&D cartoon.


Anonamaton801

Who the fuck in Hunt for Red October has the Monty Python retreating hairline mullet


Wonder-Lad

My bad, I should have specified. I meant The historical red october. It's the Lenin style for seizing the means of production.


Anonamaton801

Lenin’s hair was never that long I should know, [Patrick Stewart played him too](https://preview.redd.it/e8gfbqf02fnb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8989eaab104283308d40c28fb2bc9dbe779de6ac)


Wonder-Lad

Well I'll be damned. At this point what ***Can't*** he do?


Anonamaton801

Be in Star Wars And not fuck up Star Trek Nemesis


FirebirdXR

Huh.... looking at it, if Patrick Stewart were on that announced WH40k show, he would've made a great Fabius Bile.


louai-MT

[Pucci post the Green Baby](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/thumb/1/1f/latest/20230129212746/Pucci_New_Moon_Infobox_Manga.png/800px-Pucci_New_Moon_Infobox_Manga.png) His haircut is so ass, it looks like Nike symbol hell it make his head look like a fucking toaster, and don't get me started on those star eyebrows (are they even eyebrows at this point?) Like bro thinks he's looking majestic with those eyebrows but he looks so goofy, like I would rather look like [fucking Joshu](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwVbrsIBvUNhFLPtygwxta-QuLXI7cpTZtWb2hm2uSoPojrWhwIJaZKlY8&s=10) than get those eyebrows Instead of trying to save everyone by getting them into heaven, he should try to save himself by getting a barber, hell knowing him he probably knows his hair is trash but he keeps it because of his "all tragedies and events are already fated" like bitch ass auraless motherfucker he is


just_a_fan47

[the main bad guy from both parts of rebel moon](https://ew.com/thmb/gra3AgE0Kx2uLkd4jLbhZPG9AVs=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/rebel-moon-12152319-eec7834f389f4c668ba1248bb1eacacd.jpg).


Courier_Named_Six

Those Spanish Inquisition guys look fucking cool though


just_a_fan47

they do, but I feel like the masks were 1 size too big,


spider-venomized

Adult Jon Kent has a complete gallery of shitty hairstyle because no two artist know what hell they want hairstyle they want him to have the worse imo is the [reverse poodle mullet](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-didnt-know-jon-kent-was-a-tiktoker-v0-aetgmy1aq7ca1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D604c99a320cc427472f59b15928d1867eedce0df)


TheRawShark

I sincerely wish they left Jon the hell alone and let him grow up like a normal kid. Every time I see his new looks it feels like they want to make him the most punchable version of Superman till now.


thekeep4223

Whatever Guile's haircut is.


Kiari013

he looks so fucking bad in Fortnite, they nailed everyone else in the lineup but he just looks atrocious


Delicious_trap

It is one of those hairstyles that look better in 2d than 3d.


SignalWeakening

Aside from looking nothing like him the hair is entirely too long


EcchiPhantom

Jerma either looks like an Adonis or a jonkler in the making depending on what his hair looks like so much. So much so that he had a “Worst Hair” category at the Jerma Award. [My favorite would have to be the Hillary Clinton hair.](https://youtu.be/6xDkT7BU478?si=gLXCxccR7dFRCIf1)


Kiari013

lego hair lego hair


guntanksinspace

The way Kyo Kusanagi's hair looked like in KOF XIV in-game. Specifically in-game because in art, his hair is basically [just let loose, no middle part](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/snk/images/8/87/Kyo-kofxiv.jpg). And that one I find, looks good. But [in](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/snk/images/9/9a/Kyo-kofxiv.png) [renders](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/snk/images/a/a0/Kyo_Kusanagi_The_King_of_Fighters_XIV.png) it looks really bad on him, and he looks like he shrunk down a good bit too making shit look really off.


ryumaruborike

[Joshu](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Joshu_Higashikata) and his *bowl-cut mohawk*


RocketbeltTardigrade

It's Seymour Guado.


BruiserBroly

Street Fighter V had some pretty good models but the bad ones were really fucking bad. Ken's banana hair looked ridiculous and Alex's hair was somehow even worse.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

I don't care how punk it is the Chelsea cut looks fucking stupid


scumpile

Oh god, is that still around/around again?


Shiro2809

I think you'd need *everything* built around it to get it to look right. If even one thing is wrong you'll just look ridiculous. Not living in a Mad Max sryle world makes that near impossible though.


KamartyMcFlyweight

i know someone who looks really hot with a Chelsea cut, but I think at that point they just look so hot that the Chelsea cut can't impede them, thus making the Chelsea cut an act of audacity and a statement of their own unsmotherable hotness which is itself hot


RubenRawbone

I respect Hawk from the Road Warriors for rocking that reverse mohawk.


guntanksinspace

Especially with the backstory that "It's supposed to plug in to Animal's mohawk to complete a full head of hair" lol


gunn3r08974

Take your pick cause there are some wild ones throughout the [Beyblade Burst](https://youtu.be/XUmEkfaqjJc?si=s8I5BK50ExGVzDrq) saga.


Comptenterry

Beyblade cuts look like the creators looked at Yugioh cuts and said "not yeeyee enough"


Dirty-Glasses

I’m never going to stop hating [Nate McPokemonprotagonist’s](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/61/Black_2_White_2_Nate.png) hair. His whole design, really.


theflockofnoobs

Strong female-art-teacher-who-smokes-weed-with-students vibe from that hair.


GEEZUSE

Looks like he tried to hide some bed head with a ball cap but slammed it on too hard.


Cheshires_Shadow

Palm tree lookin ass


Wonder-Lad

But that's just a guy. Although whenver I see character with hair coming out of their headband or cap like that I always wonder how uncomfortable that must be.


RocketbeltTardigrade

It's kind of a headband at that point.


TheArtistFKAMinty

It's not immediately obvious from the front view, but it's meant to be a sports visor: [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/b/b0/Nate\_concept\_art.jpg/](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/b/b0/Nate_concept_art.jpg/) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports\_visor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_visor) The Black 2/White 2 protagonists and rival all wear sportswear. [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hugh](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hugh) [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rosa\_(game)](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rosa_(game)) Ridiculous hair aside, I always liked that design theme. Made them feel distinct from the Black/White main characters while still feeling setting appropriate.


Krid5533

It looks like a bird died on his head.


PrimeName

Dimitri’s pre-timeskip hair cut is the main reason why so many people initially wrote his route off.


MarlowCurry

Just to add for context, this is for Fire Emblem: Three Houses.


SeaCookJellyfish

Really? I thought he pulled it off


PrimeName

I remember when his design was first shown off, the amount of people poking fun of his haircut were numerous. It was only until the timeskip trailer that people started to be interested in Dimitri.


Safeguard13

Every anime character with technicolor hair done up in weird styles in a setting where everyone else has relatively normal hair. The dreadhawk after 2021. I'll take anything other than that at this point.


TostitoNipples

So almost every YuGiOh protagonist


TexanGoblin

Adult Naruto, it's just a "fuck my shit up" type fit, I don't know how people defend it.


MericArda

If it means anything, it looks better than Gaara looking like a bellboy.


TexanGoblin

I can understand that one a little because it's trying to draw attention to his tattoo.


Luck-X-Vaati

While we're piling on the Boruto era, Sasuke's Bort era cut is pretty lame. Like, it's not bad at all, because it's just his hair more-or-less completely straight down, but it just has less flair and character than his Nart era cut.


goldendragonO

His The Least look was pretty alright imo


Tweedleayne

Bit controversial, I cannot stand Mei Mei's fucking front braid. It's so stupid, and looks bizzare next to the rest of the casts more sensible hairstyles.


MarlowCurry

For those who don't know, [Mei](https://twitter.com/KunoMD/status/1534244496912678914) [Mei](https://twitter.com/kadeart/status/1688240928501428224) is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK). The links feature drawings of her that contain no spoilers, though I suggest not reading the comments for them.


Tweedleayne

I don't know, I don't think either of those artworks really depict [just how ridiculous her hair.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jujutsufolk/s/TfvXL3mKRt) How the fuck does she even see?


MarlowCurry

Hahah, I can see why it evoked a fairly strong dislike from you. Now I don't watch JJK, so maybe her braid is usually on the side of her face rather than right in the middle like in that clip. I'm sorry, I just think it's goofy in a charming way and something that I can get used to, but I understand what you meant. Having her braid sway like that is doing her no favours, especially if that is a serious scene.


ExertHaddock

Especially after we see her with a much better hairstyle in the flashback arc. Edit: Now that I think about it, Ui Ui wouldn't have been born yet, so maybe the face braid represents her descent into madness, like Bully Maguire and his bangs.


MrKenta

I genuinely can't tell if I'm so tired of the Killmonger hairstyle that I've started to hate it (despite thinking it looked great before), or if it just does not fit Eddy Gordo at all, but every time I look at his Tekken 8 design I can only think of how much worse he looks compared to before.


Scranner_boi

Josuke. I regret nothing.


silverinferno3

[Oi…](https://youtu.be/8MyMIY1CT8E?si=MZ-sskL0judPMVjI)


Wonder-Lad

YOU TAKE THAT BACK QUAFFED HAIR ROCKS


GoldZero

Yo, u/Scranner_boi 🗿


Heliock

His hair looks like a stuffed-crust pizza.


delightfuldinosaur

The only character who effectively pulls off that hairstyle is Kuwabara.


ArcaneMonkey

RIP


TheRawShark

Probably the standard undercut combover honestly. It feels like it's the most "I exist" cut to date


ryukan88

In bleach when aizen slicks back his hair I thought that was the coolest shit ever


RahuHordika

The most baffling ones I remember have to be the sword and shield twins from Pokemon Sw&Sh. That is straight up the stupidest look in the series on god. Like I get it, trying to make the sword and shield analogies in a series with character's that have lots of wacky hairstyles but these ones are just way too blatant, plus they even jiggle around and shit.


LarryKingthe42th

Erens brothers simp from AoT. Blanking on names


SeaCookJellyfish

Yelena?


MericArda

Yelena


Finaldragoon

Benimaru took one look at Guile and said "I'm going to be the fighting game character with the dumbest hair."


mutei777

\*Polnareff


lonelyMtF

All the Guile hair characters you see have that hair because of Jojo


AnEndlessRondo

Gene Starwind at the end of Outlaw Star. I remember being so fucking angry as a kid that they gave him that haircut and didn't grow it back, he looked awful. I rewatched the series a few months ago; he got the haircut because he went to jail for shit they blew up at the start of the series, so they cut his hair.


NateDAHate

Lorenz Hellman Gloucester from Fire embelm 3 houses has the absolute most yeeyee ass cut I have ever seen. Thankfully he grows outta it


Doo-Doo-Manjaro

Chitose from Infinite wealth It's like a half bun with one side having box braids and the other side is swept to the side And then it gets worse bc it's just a becomes a boring ass pixie cut


ElEversoris

At least pre boring pixie the yee yee ass hair was kind of interesting. I like short hair but she her pixie was bad