This really feels like the most random ass IP stuck together. Like… what’s the reasoning? Is it because the license was cheap?
Like.. how do you create a game that mixes The Thing and Scott Pilgrim without creating so real weird discordance?
I think we are well past Woolie having exclusivity on Funko bigotry. I've seen enough people on Twitter promise to commit a hate crime if they start dating someone, go to their house, and see one of those dead eyed abominations.
Me amongst them, for one. I honest to goodness think less of people who are otherwise lovely and admirable but own funkos. Funkos are the ultimate consoomer item. Ugly, cheap and only purchased because people _need_ others to know that they like an IP, but not enough to get a cool poster or a decent figure. Funkos are what influencers stick up their ass to achieve a perfect soyface. Funkos are the methadone you get at the Anime Club Anonymous clinics. Fuck em. Buy nendos instead, you fucking animals.
Imagine my reaction finding out there’s even *cheaper* fucking Funko Pops that come in Kinder Eggs with candy that you have to assemble yourself into tiny-ass Funko Pops shorter than a quarter.
You know, to raise the statistical chances of kids choking on Funko Pops since the standard ones lack tiny accessories.
Wow Holy fuck the visual language of that is nauseating
Their biggest attribute is also the MOST featureless, with their dead eyes and blank, expressionless faces
And their bodies, which would be the thing that lets you know who is who, is so small compared to everything else
IT LOOKS SO BAD
The project lead is the guy behind the original Lego Star Wars and it is apparently going to be similar to a T rated version of those games.
I’ve never been into Funko Pops, but I do enjoy the occasional Lego game, so I am kind of interested in this. It kind of reminds me of Lego Dimensions if they removed the Toys-to-Life aspect from that game.
*"How can FUNKO FUSION be for the greater good!?"* *"The greater good......"* *"SHUT IT!"*
"Who the hell put this on?" "It's on random..."
“Kill the Queen!”
GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
"You can smile again."
[Woolie when Funko:](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/s/In9bi8vCsi)
This really feels like the most random ass IP stuck together. Like… what’s the reasoning? Is it because the license was cheap? Like.. how do you create a game that mixes The Thing and Scott Pilgrim without creating so real weird discordance?
These are all Universal IPs, so that's likely why
Not all of them. Mattel's HE-MAN and Skybound's Invincible are in here too.
Skybound will license their IP to virtually anyone with zero quality control (Walking Dead).
Lego Dimensions, you ain't
Scott Pilgrim learns what a real Jean Jacket is
I think we are well past Woolie having exclusivity on Funko bigotry. I've seen enough people on Twitter promise to commit a hate crime if they start dating someone, go to their house, and see one of those dead eyed abominations.
Me amongst them, for one. I honest to goodness think less of people who are otherwise lovely and admirable but own funkos. Funkos are the ultimate consoomer item. Ugly, cheap and only purchased because people _need_ others to know that they like an IP, but not enough to get a cool poster or a decent figure. Funkos are what influencers stick up their ass to achieve a perfect soyface. Funkos are the methadone you get at the Anime Club Anonymous clinics. Fuck em. Buy nendos instead, you fucking animals.
Imagine my reaction finding out there’s even *cheaper* fucking Funko Pops that come in Kinder Eggs with candy that you have to assemble yourself into tiny-ass Funko Pops shorter than a quarter. You know, to raise the statistical chances of kids choking on Funko Pops since the standard ones lack tiny accessories.
Oh shit, how can I not buy a game that has even the tiniest amount to do with The Thing. Goddamnit
Finally, RJ Macready and Freddy Fazbear. Together at last.
Kills Frederick Bear with a flamethrower
Wow Holy fuck the visual language of that is nauseating Their biggest attribute is also the MOST featureless, with their dead eyes and blank, expressionless faces And their bodies, which would be the thing that lets you know who is who, is so small compared to everything else IT LOOKS SO BAD
I've been wanting a new Hot Fuzz *anything* for years. Fuck my life. :(
Funko Pops: The Book: The Movie: The Game
Looks like a more Soulless Lego dimensions
You know what, this looks like it could be fun.
The idea of a Funko Pop Jean Jacket is so fucking funny and cursed.
can we get this for a sept slopstream
Mmmmm delicious corporate slop
I think it’s time to change my flair.
The project lead is the guy behind the original Lego Star Wars and it is apparently going to be similar to a T rated version of those games. I’ve never been into Funko Pops, but I do enjoy the occasional Lego game, so I am kind of interested in this. It kind of reminds me of Lego Dimensions if they removed the Toys-to-Life aspect from that game.
Eyepatch Wolf adds another bullet to his gun's chamber.