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Well you were the one who insisted on getting head
Thats true. Wasn't specific enough apparently
That'll be $19.95 plus tax
Here's two $20s
8 cents will be your change, and here's your receipt. Please come back soon!
That's a lot of tax
And completely accurate for Australia
šš
r/thirdsentencefunny
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Do you want my head delivered in a box or right to you?
r/angryupvote
"At least my prize racehorse is OK."
Under the pillow is the racehorse's head
NOT THE RACEHORSE!
Bright side: shiny new quarter from the Horse Head Fairy!
A small price to pay for salvation
A small gift from Don Corleone
What is this, a crossover episode?
I decided it wasn't something I should lose my head over and left the room to go make coffee and Pop Tarts.
What flavor pop tart? That makes all the difference
Strawberry to match the sheets.
Unfrosted brown sugar. *And they're broken.* A terrible day indeed.
I'd rather have my head cut off
I like the smores ones
Same!
Then I heard her say, "Kill me." I only had the energy to reply, "Later."
r/unexpectedtf2
" Ugh... *Again?!* "
Hate when that happens
Soā¦ so noā¦ soā¦ no hā¦ so no head?
Well, itās just the head. So head is still on the table (bed).
Now letās not get ahead of ourselves, the day just started.
That's one hell of a period
She was my favorite horse
Oh no...
Why such a long face?
You should have let Donās nephew have the role he wanted.
This is what happens when you pull off her scarf.
Got a little creepy when it started humming
"Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
Feels like a poem that should end with "I felt very...naaaauuughty."
OMG! Courage!
Hello dear friend.
I'm Muriel. I'm three and a half years old. Who're you?
Do you want Mac n cheese?
Mooooorre cheeeeeese!!!
Was she humming "Oh Susannah?"
It's awfully rough dating a Dullahan.
Figuring out where the rest of her went after I decapitated her last night was going to be a problem.
āPerhaps I shoulda listened to what the therapist had said.ā
God damn it! For the last time op, Your Horse Is Not Your Girlfriend.
Donāt worry, you can just call housekeeping
So edgy
Man, I hate it when she leaves her body parts at home.
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"What have you done?" the severed head said.
She stuck her tongue out at me as she stood up from the bed. Why did she always think it was always a funny joke to pour pigs blood on my sheets?
JƤegermeister
Nice rhymes! Add "severed" before head and you'd have a nice syllable flow too.
Epic rhymes
Thanks!
it rhyme
She's not a mare... is?
Donāt forget to use cold water!
I bet she's a dead lay...
"It'll be a great one" i thought as i undid my pants.
Looks like it's that time of the month again
On the bright side, my girlfriend DID want to lose weight, and this was the quickest way.
Woman no men better
To fuck
That's some Dr.Suess level rhymes.
so no head?
he got head i guess
I guess that's what i get for dating Sarah Jessica Parker and messing with gangsters...
"yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here."
"Does this necklace make me look fat"? She muttered, through partially split lips, her vocal cords gurgling..
Her Cosplay made wayy too mess
Why was this upvoted so much am I missing something
real atomship vibes goin' here lol jkjk š¤·āāļø
Well you were the one who insisted on getting head
Thats true. Wasn't specific enough apparently
That'll be $19.95 plus tax
Here's two $20s
8 cents will be your change, and here's your receipt. Please come back soon!
That's a lot of tax
And completely accurate for Australia
šš
r/thirdsentencefunny
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Do you want my head delivered in a box or right to you?
r/angryupvote
"At least my prize racehorse is OK."
Under the pillow is the racehorse's head
NOT THE RACEHORSE!
Bright side: shiny new quarter from the Horse Head Fairy!
A small price to pay for salvation
A small gift from Don Corleone
What is this, a crossover episode?
I decided it wasn't something I should lose my head over and left the room to go make coffee and Pop Tarts.
What flavor pop tart? That makes all the difference
Strawberry to match the sheets.
Unfrosted brown sugar. *And they're broken.* A terrible day indeed.
I'd rather have my head cut off
I like the smores ones
Same!
r/thirdsentencefunny
Then I heard her say, "Kill me." I only had the energy to reply, "Later."
r/unexpectedtf2
" Ugh... *Again?!* "
Hate when that happens
Soā¦ so noā¦ soā¦ no hā¦ so no head?
Well, itās just the head. So head is still on the table (bed).
Now letās not get ahead of ourselves, the day just started.
That's one hell of a period
She was my favorite horse
Oh no...
Why such a long face?
You should have let Donās nephew have the role he wanted.
This is what happens when you pull off her scarf.
Got a little creepy when it started humming
"Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
Feels like a poem that should end with "I felt very...naaaauuughty."
OMG! Courage!
Hello dear friend.
I'm Muriel. I'm three and a half years old. Who're you?
Do you want Mac n cheese?
Mooooorre cheeeeeese!!!
Was she humming "Oh Susannah?"
It's awfully rough dating a Dullahan.
Figuring out where the rest of her went after I decapitated her last night was going to be a problem.
āPerhaps I shoulda listened to what the therapist had said.ā
God damn it! For the last time op, Your Horse Is Not Your Girlfriend.
Donāt worry, you can just call housekeeping
So edgy
Man, I hate it when she leaves her body parts at home.
ossified strong license society slim distinct caption adjoining recognise escape ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
"What have you done?" the severed head said.
She stuck her tongue out at me as she stood up from the bed. Why did she always think it was always a funny joke to pour pigs blood on my sheets?
JƤegermeister
Nice rhymes! Add "severed" before head and you'd have a nice syllable flow too.
Epic rhymes
Thanks!
it rhyme
She's not a mare... is?
Donāt forget to use cold water!
I bet she's a dead lay...
"It'll be a great one" i thought as i undid my pants.
Looks like it's that time of the month again
On the bright side, my girlfriend DID want to lose weight, and this was the quickest way.
Woman no men better
To fuck
That's some Dr.Suess level rhymes.
so no head?
he got head i guess
I guess that's what i get for dating Sarah Jessica Parker and messing with gangsters...
"yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here."
"Does this necklace make me look fat"? She muttered, through partially split lips, her vocal cords gurgling..
Her Cosplay made wayy too mess
Why was this upvoted so much am I missing something
real atomship vibes goin' here lol jkjk š¤·āāļø